Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Whoreman]

From the Bangkok Post:

'Health-oriented massage parlours can reopen for two hours of service at a time. Sex massage parlours, steam and herbal saunas remain closed. '.

Any better options than Analisa? Obviously we have to be careful what we say so we don't get the places into trouble but there's no harm in dropping hints. How are the Seven Dwarfs?

[Gargano19]

Just tried analisa shop. I was little worried about going at first, but went there anyway. They are supposedly closed but if you call them, they will let you in. They have few girls inside, but you can contact them in advance and choose a girl which is in Bangkok. She will come to the shop.

I chose this girl (out of 5 in lineup), not my type, but still pretty enough to fuck. Now I don't go to massage shops for GFE or fucking great looking girls. For that I have Disco and gogos, and now Tinder. I go to shops to get a good slow oily massage. I used to go there 2-3 times a month, but it's been 2 months I guess I have been to a shop. Now this girls was on a bigger side, big natural boobs tho. 6 based on figure, 7 because on cute face. Maybe I am being generous. Sex and massage was like usual, lazy to write about it.

[AssLover945]

Does anyone know a place or a freelancer that has MILFs for massage and happy ending (and maybe more)? I'm getting bored of the Kapoo girls who are just there for a quick HJ / BJ /69. I've already tried messaging ladies on TF but can get mostly freebies from there (which is nice sometimes but I currently just want to pay for a massage and release). WeChat seems to be empty these days.

MILF I mean 40+.

Any recommendations welcome!

Tulip is filled with MILFs, and you get PSE. But because of covid you have to wait.

[Daddy989]

Since I like the rest of you. Am surely bored out of my mind right now I decided that I would finally make an account here and post after hovering for a year or so.

I made the plunge and had my first experience a couple of months ago in Bangkok.

Had read good things about Dream Heaven. I reached out and scheduled a 90 minute nuru session with Mint. It was the best decision of my trip. The shower was a fun and playful. Lots of teasing and laughing. The massage was fine, relaxing if nothing else.

After bringing me to full attention with a combination of her hands and big soft tits, she rolled the cover on and rode me. The loud Thai moans is something I definitely could get used to. Flipped her on her back and drilled her mish to finish. Love seeing those tits shake.

She immediately cleaned me off and with no hesitation went back at it with a BBBJ. It was a struggle to get full attention quickly, and then I last pretty long even once upright. She didn't slow down though. Swallowed every drop once done as well.

Loved it so much I went back again the next day.

[Amnesia]

Does anyone know a place or a freelancer that has MILFs for massage and happy ending (and maybe more)? I'm getting bored of the Kapoo girls who are just there for a quick HJ / BJ /69. I've already tried messaging ladies on TF but can get mostly freebies from there (which is nice sometimes but I currently just want to pay for a massage and release). WeChat seems to be empty these days.

MILF I mean 40+.

Any recommendations welcome!

[GrapeMan]

Hi GrapeMan.

Can you tell me these places that are FS? Like your top 5-10 in Bangkok and Pattaya if you've ever been.

Also what do I look for doing a search online?

Check this forum! You can also just search online for various stuff about getting sex in thailand. There are a hundred of these shops and lots are really concentrated together.

Not inclusive list, but a brief few for Bangkok. These are sometimes referred to by veterans on the board as "oillies" (to distinguish them from some soapy massage places, and such). Take this as a good list but not as a "this is all that exists", just a short list. Many others will put ones on they like. There's a lot of shops!

Porn Star Experience (PSE) Shops: Tulip, Snow White.

Honorable Mentions: Eden Club (its kinda its own thing, its a two-girl PSE), and Cherry (not really a full PSE experience place, but you can get it there if you ask with the right ladies, its on Sukhumvit 24/1 alley, its a short street with like 7-10 shops).

Note: Tulip does not have a website, it doesn't need one, its the go-to PSE standard. It has its own forum here.

"Regular" ones: Addict Massage, Mango Massage, Bamboo massage, Boss Massage, Club 102, Premiere 101, Doki Doki, Kiss Massage, Honey bee Massage.

You'll quickly notice too. Most of these shops are pretty near each other.

For a different thing, my favorite BJ place is Wood Bar (formerly Dr. BJ's) on Soi 7/1

For a first timer, I'd recommend something like Addict Massage or Mango, or just go directly to Tulip or Snow White for the full PSE. The PSE shops tend to have girls that aren't quite the lookers of some other spots, but make up for it with the amazing experience. Then places like Cherry, that has good girls, but you need to ask for the ones to do PSE. Addict has good girls too, not crazy hot, but always had good service. Club 102 has hotties, but is more expensive, and service is shit. Doki Doki has become popular the last 2 years but I haven't tried it.

Just to clear, while they say these are massage parlors--thats in name only, sorta like in Amsterdam a weed store is a "coffeeshop", in Thailand a sex place is a "massage parlor". Make no mistake, they don't and you don't, these are brothels. They line up the girls for you, you choose your girl, and then sex.

If you want a girl to do something special or anything, A+, whatever, just ask before you pick her. They've heard it all. If you want to do something to her in the room, just ask, they've heard it all. Generally, there's no upcharge for anything, if the girl does it, its just part of what she offers. However, that said, one of the things that makes the PSE stand out is that these girls are in porn mode from minute 1 and go full out.

[Sinofaguo]

Seems MPs closure is extended to may 31st minimum.

[Crocodilexp]

Massage and FS with a 14 day interlude to make sure we both stay healthy. I get my needs taken care of and she covers her bills.

How do you think that helps? You trust each other to both be in strict quarantine for 14 days, and you pay her enough not to have a similar arrangement with any other customer?

[Gargano19]

Thailand job losses may hit 10 million if COVID-19 outbreak drags on.

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news...-loss-12637822

So some people's perspective may change based on their lack of revenues & debts needed to be reimbursed.

That and foreign investments from other asian countries which will be much lower.

Not sure about this, but many will sell their cars on second hand market.

[Sinofaguo]

Most of thai friends who have properties, condos, real state, are in no hurry to rent it or sell it. They all own it, they're just going to wait for things to get better, whenever that be.

Thailand job losses may hit 10 million if COVID-19 outbreak drags on.

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news...-loss-12637822

So some people's perspective may change based on their lack of revenues & debts needed to be reimbursed.

That and foreign investments from other asian countries which will be much lower.

[BackpackBrian]

These aren't places for FS. Can you get it there? Yeah you can sometimes, not always, but sometimes, depending on the girl and shop, but they aren't setup for that and its not really their service (most girls will do at least a HJ though, but it may not be great, others will do BJ, same applies if you have a private or semi-private space, for FS, ask, but don't go in expecting it unless its already been discussed).

You can get FS though if you really want it and the girl agrees and so on. Service will be uninteresting. What you're really looking for are the usual spots-- brothels that call themselves "massage parlors".

Now, I mean if there is a girl standing out front of a random shop that you are amazed by or whatever, literally just ask her if she will do FS, see what she says, they tell you a price and done and done. Just ask. Maybe yes or no or something. I mean, if you get really desperate and she's saying no you can probably pay to get her naked and touch her but not get much more other than a HJ. YMMV on each individual girl and shop

I've gotten and been offered FS and plenty of extras at "regular" places, but I'm not going into those places for that, there are better places for it

So again, as usual, I'd recommend an actual FS place. There are plenty.

Hi GrapeMan.

Can you tell me these places that are FS? Like your top 5-10 in Bangkok and Pattaya if you've ever been.

Also what do I look for doing a search online?

[Goatscrot]

My local shop, amd my regular gal, have been available to me on an as needed basis since mid March. We have an unspoken agreement. Massage and FS with a 14 day interlude to make sure we both stay healthy. I get my needs taken care of and she covers her bills. The owner keeps the shades drawn and the "closed" sign in place and greets me with a laugh and a "no Covid!" each time.

But that is for you. It is still not "open. ".

[Chacal60]

There's no chance of massage shops being allowed to open yet. Even hairdressers are only going to be allowed to open if they wear a mask and a face shield.

My local shop, amd my regular gal, have been available to me on an as needed basis since mid March. We have an unspoken agreement. Massage and FS with a 14 day interlude to make sure we both stay healthy. I get my needs taken care of and she covers her bills. The owner keeps the shades drawn and the "closed" sign in place and greets me with a laugh and a "no Covid!" each time.

[Whoreman]

We'll be finding out today whether they will reopen. The chat is that massage shops can reopen but with strict guidelines about cleanliness. Not sure how this will work for what we are discussing but given that these fall outside the law anyway I would imagine that they'll give it a go. If we hear that massage shops are allowed to open I would assume this will mean oilies, soapies, kapoo and goldfish bowl joints too.

Listen to today's announcement.

There's no chance of massage shops being allowed to open yet. Even hairdressers are only going to be allowed to open if they wear a mask and a face shield.

[DraftVader]

I can't really see a way back for them. It's true, the government is going to start easing the lockdown next month but it will be gradual and massage parlours are likely to be the last places allowed to reopen given the unavoidable close personal contact. But they occupy prime real estate and rent has to be paid. Even if they do reopen how many customers will there be? The owners must be thinking of throwing in the towel.

We'll be finding out today whether they will reopen. The chat is that massage shops can reopen but with strict guidelines about cleanliness. Not sure how this will work for what we are discussing but given that these fall outside the law anyway I would imagine that they'll give it a go. If we hear that massage shops are allowed to open I would assume this will mean oilies, soapies, kapoo and goldfish bowl joints too.

Listen to today's announcement.