Pattaya Reports

[Banana Boi]

Figured it would be a slow night last night the day after Songkran and using a guide that over half my gogo girls are still out of town.

Baccara downstairs. Place was packed. Lots of girls. If I were a first time tourist this place would be fantastic full of nice girls. However, for regulars the chance of seeing a new girl here is very low and most girls have been around for a long time. I also find Baccara downstairs really boring ruined by the Asians who buy a drink and sit on their hands. No hands on action. No lap dancing. No DFK. That almost always means no lady drinks for me. Clientele. Almost 100% Asian.

Baccara Upstairs. I usually don't go upstairs but although the scenery was quite good downstairs I was bored and went upstairs. For those who don't go upstairs the girls are topless and much more fun. I was surprised to see 2 girls upstairs that I really liked. The overall quality seems to have picked up too. I liked #510 but she was already with a Japanese guy. I can only assume she is hands on but couldn't tell because the Asian guy cared more about the shape of her shoulder than any other part of her body. #510 does have big fakes though which I do not prefer. Will spend some time upstairs rather than downstairs tonight. Clientele - 50% Farang.

PinUp. This bar is getting some press on the Pattaya boards as being the best on Walking Street. It too had quite a few girls last night. Many familiar faces from Tantra. Lineup was decent but imo not the top talent on WS. My stay was short since I wanted to get to Palace by 9 pm to see the models hit the stage. Will return tonight. Clientele - 70% Farang.

Palace. Raced to arrive by 9 pm for the models to hit the stage. There were less than 10 models on stage! Either they are all out of town or an Asian convoy swooped in to barfine them all for the week. Maybe FL Hawk barfined them all! Either way very disappointed. Palace was as quiet as I have ever seen it. It was consistent with the slow night I had predicted. Standing room only at 9 pm. I still like #47 here. She would give Syzy a heart attack with all her surgery. My main 2 Palace girls weren't there. My cat ear girl was there too but busy. Clientele - 90% Asian.

Panda. Another place hurting for girl numbers tonight. 6 girls on stage in one of the rotations. 6 girls would be ok if one of the girls was the infamous Lala ex-Sapphire but she wasn't there. I keep going back here looking for another ex-Sapphire girl MP introduced me to. God forbid I actually have to go to tourist trap Sapphire to find her. Clientele - 90% Asian.

Dolls LK. Usually always quiet here but a great place to find hidden gems from time to time. As most LK Metro bars a pretty fun bar to be in if you find the right girl. Clientele - 80% Farang.

Kink. Likely the most fun place in Pattaya now and I don't even go upstairs where it's super dirty from what I read. My girls weren't around but I managed to find another dirty one with great DFK. Clientele downstairs - 80% Farang. Clientele upstairs from what I could see going up / down the stairs - 100% Farang.

[LookAtWorld]

As a 25 year married monger, my experience in life with woman has taught me that:

Women want men to do things for them outside the bedroom.

Men want women to do things for them inside the bedroom.

When one side is supplying the other side with what they want, they both usually get what they want.

Wow. I can't agree more and it was really great way to state the implicit, unspoken expectations from both sides. Thank you.

[Linyjo]

After a 25 year marriage to a Unicorn that stabbed me in the back, I too found out that we are wired differently. Women have a 'what have you done for me lately' parasitic love, even unicorns.

As a 25 year married monger, my experience in life with woman has taught me that:

Women want men to do things for them outside the bedroom.

Men want women to do things for them inside the bedroom.

When one side is supplying the other side with what they want, they both usually get what they want.

[Banana Boi]

Another baht bus story. Average looking beer bar girl hops on the baht bus with her suitcase. Immediately a Farang likely around 60-65 years old starts hitting on her. She says she just arrived in Pattaya and will be working at a bar. Farang kept hinting he wanted to take care of her. She coyly played along. The Farang didn't notice the grin on her face every time she said something. Farang thought he was going to get lucky on a sunny afternoon. When Farang went in for the kill the girl said "Joking. Not want to go with you". She slides towards me. Crash and burn! Love it!

[Blakman]

I am a newbie to Pattaya, in addition traveled by myself. Did not know what to expect besides reviews and information from a friend who been there a few times. I entertain thaifriendly a few weeks before departing to get a feel of negotiations and dialogue. OK lets get to encounters.

Girl #1 African Madagascar. 2 hrs 1500 arrangement. Thai friendly. Great girl friendly experience. Stay 3 hrs 2 nuts.

Girl #2 Thai insomnia and flexx night club. 12 HR 2000 arrangement. Great GFE experience. 3 nuts from oral sex.

Girl #3 African Madagascar. Ibar 12 HR 2000. Okay.

Experience.

Girl #4 Thai girl 808 club. 12 HR 2000 arrangement. Very good. She walked out of the condo without collecting any money cause I couldn't nut. I was in shock and disbelief. Chalk that up as free pussy.

Girl #5 Thai girl thai friendly. Took a risk with this girl because had bad vibes. 2 HR 1000 arrangement. Lasted 20 minutes. She complained fucked her too hard and need to go pharmacist. Agreed to pay 700 so she can leave.

6 to 10 info at a later time.

[Syzygies]

Yes, I agree that any monger new to Thailand ought to check out both Bangkok and Pattaya to see which one appeals to him more. Or to enjoy what is appealing about both places.

Absolutely. Guys asking which is better, without defining exactly what they want, are silly really. They are ignoring the wide range of different taste for mongers.

Phuket is very popular. Somewhat mystifyingly to me. Not tops for beauty of nature, and not tops for mongering either. I don't go to Phuket any more. Others love it. Just different requirements.

I don't know Pattaya at all (visited briefly twice only over 20 years ago), and just don't have enough spare time to find out. Just can't be bothered, not really having a strong monger imperative any more. I am happy with my regular girls.

[Syzygies]

There starts a burning desire inside men that drives to explore the greener pastures and soon realizes that they are not much green either. This will go on till 35 to 40. Once a man reaches 40+, he will have enough experiences to clear his mind and make a sound decision on what he wants. He proceeds to choose one spouse accordingly or decides to remain a butterfly or something else. In essence, a man starts a journey to discover his emotional maturity and most reach it by the time they hit 40+.

If a man doesn't hit emotional maturity by 50+, that's what I call as mid-life crisis where he continuously feels that he deserves better. Mostly, he remains in the same thought and ends-up hating himself or the partner. I call this as emotionally wrecked and they have constant need to self-validate. The example you gave above, a man satisfying himself by going with top go-go dancers is one such case. I understand the effect of abuse as child but there is nothing a man can't stand emotionally given the way we evolved as species. A man can find hope and use his intellect in any situation irrespective of how emotionally exhaustive it is. Some in opposite gender might be able to do this but I say this is a gift to men-kind.

Quite good analysis. We don't necessarily we deserve the best girls going (at 50 plus), but we can get hot girls for a bit of fun. We definitely are not looking for confrontation, arguments, etc, more like lust and fun. We have realised that out sourcing the sex can be better, and even cheaper than a permanent partner. We just don't need the hassles any more.

At 35 I started to meet extra hot girls, but some of them were too crazy to be considered a partner candidate. Good for ST sex though.

Finally I have a GF that does not make a lot of big arguments. Is willing to make some fun and is far too hot looking for me to deserve her perhaps. So an okay Choice. Still never get quite enough sex. Took many mistakes to finally get to a reasonable suitable girl.

[EihTooms]

To Eihrooms.

I always tell ISG member that PM me it depend how much that you like to spend if you have a deep pocket Bangkok have more choice and better quality, if you go to Pattaya have better value for your baht, I always like to spend a few days in each place or go to Phuket for the beach and other "stuff".

Fast Eddie 48.

Yes, I agree that any monger new to Thailand ought to check out both Bangkok and Pattaya to see which one appeals to him more. Or to enjoy what is appealing about both places. But the "have better value for your baht" part is a bit troublesome for me as a recommendation for Pattaya over Bangkok when that or a related topic arises. LOL. Regarding P4P options and results, that is exactly why I prefer Bangkok over Pattaya; you get better value for your baht. Hell, if it were the opposite of that, I'd be living in Pattaya instead of Bangkok. Unless you're talking about the cost of hotel rooms, booze, ease of traveling around town, things like that and not about P4P options and results.

[Banana Boi]

managed to get soaked along BR between Soi 7 and 8, then especially on Soi 7.

You missed the 50 person street fight on Soi 7 Monday night! Luckily no one got stabbed in the head by a ladyboy's heel.

[FL Hawk]

Songkran starts tomorrow but the water throwing has already begun. VERY cute young girl with a water gun and backpack hops on the baht bus beside me. Bus is not full but she sits rubbing her leg against mine. I knew our baht bus would be a huge target. Any chance a wannabe can shoot a cute girl they will. Ride was pretty quiet until we hit the beer bars along Beach Road after Soi 6. The cute girl uses me as a shield and starts shooting away. It was game over after that our entire baht bus was drenched. This girl kept putting her head near my crotch to protect herself. She was already soaked so I think she was doing it on purpose. Anyways we got talking when things calmed down after Central Festival. I missed my stop to get her Line. She works at Tukcom and says she's seen me around town. Got to love Pattaya!

Way to go BB!

I arrived yesterday and managed to get soaked along BR between Soi 7 and 8, then especially on Soi 7. I heard from a girl it will be worse today and that Friday BR will be closed down. I will just dress in my swim suit that day! It was not my preference to come her during Songkran, but oh well.

Soi 6 last night was not very busy, though I had a girl there. Then went to WS which was humming, but I was tired and and took from Red Car a lady I have seen a few times as she gives reliable service and is at least nice and warm. Red Car, though, was not all that busy. It is being slowly overrun by non-mongering Chinese girls looking to escape the smoke? Reports to follow.

More later guys!

[Fast Eddie 48]

When the topic or question of which destination is better, Pattaya or Bangkok, has anyone read a post from a self-proclaimed go-go bar and bargirl expert or otherwise stating how and why Pattaya is definitly the destination to choose between the two for better looking girls who give better service?

If not, then I suppose everyone's agenda is no different than mine in addressing that topic or question; to provide a realitic response to it. I honestly don't understand why there is a controversity about it for anyone who has spent more than a single day and night in each place.

Pattaya has its pluses. I have cited some of them. But being the choice between the two for punters looking for more and better opportunities to meet and be with better looking girls who provide better service is not something I have read too often if at all on this site.

To Eihrooms.

I always tell ISG member that PM me it depend how much that you like to spend if you have a deep pocket Bangkok have more choice and better quality, if you go to Pattaya have better value for your baht, I always like to spend a few days in each place or go to Phuket for the beach and other [CodeWord118].

Fast Eddie 48.

[EihTooms]

Wonderful response!

When the topic or question of which destination is better, Pattaya or Bangkok, has anyone read a post from a self-proclaimed go-go bar and bargirl expert or otherwise stating how and why Pattaya is definitly the destination to choose between the two for better looking girls who give better service?

If not, then I suppose everyone's agenda is no different than mine in addressing that topic or question; to provide a realitic response to it. I honestly don't understand why there is a controversity about it for anyone who has spent more than a single day and night in each place.

Pattaya has its pluses. I have cited some of them. But being the choice between the two for punters looking for more and better opportunities to meet and be with better looking girls who provide better service is not something I have read too often if at all on this site.

[JamesGuess]

Went to Sabadee in the afternoon. Many girls to choose from on the stage. The one I like was always the expensive girl with a rate of 3000 bhat. They were not ready to bargain though it was a weeday afternoon. Finally selected no 1 girl who was looking pretty. In the room she wasted lot of time cleaning the bath tub. She had fake boobs which I didn't recognize before selecting her. She was very mechanical and didn't give a good B2B. Finally after wasting 45 minutes she put the condom, spread her legs and told me to make love. I was completely turned off and told her to fuck herself. Left the place without anything. I suggest try Honey 2 which is better. They even have a free pick up facility.

[Chris H]

You're really showing that you are a complete newbie when it comes to the current Pattaya gogo bar scene. Either that or your taste in women is quite questionable.

ET, I'm not sure what your agenda is on here but it's clear you want everyone to know Bangkok is better. For everyone reading this board yes Bangkok is better. Please go to Bangkok and drive up the prices there and leave Pattaya for us expats.

Wonderful response!

[EihTooms]

It's been revealed to me (and I'm sure others), by the most knowledgeable go go bar guy on ISG, that the girls in Siamsin's photos do not belong to any Pattaya go go bars. Instead, all those girls work and dance in Nana in the corner Rainbow that was mentioned above for the past 6-7 years. The small bar only has around 20 regular go go dancers so they would be easy to spot. You would think as a Bangkok resident, an expert in Nana girls, and somebody who recently frequented Rainbow, would have recognized them. I'm thinking somebody got their hand caught in the cookie jar. So any assertions or expertise about being able to recognize who has the better looking girls, Bangkok a go go's or Walking Street's just went out the window. But thanks for your trying and hope you play again.

Now, if you had only quoted the rest of my post about which bars in Bkk have the best lookers, you would have revealed how you botched your little plot so badly. I assume that is why you didn't quote the rest of it:

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The bars with the hottest barfinable for sex girls in Bangkok are probably Rainbow on the ground level in the back right side corner of Nana Plaza, Billboard Nana Plaza, Baccara and Shark on Soi Cowboy. But, as you know, this can change nightly. Of those, Billboard is the only one I pull from fairly regularly. I don't target the hottest girls in a bar or red light distrct for my purposes. 2nd or middle tier girls ok. But not the hottest.

See, I don't even pull from that Rainbow bar. I have only popped in a few times in the past to look around, not get the vibe I am looking for and move on. Which, as I have said several times, has little or nothing to do with targeting top lookers. I don't even pull from Billboard more than once every 2-3 months.

Add to which I never claimed to be an expert on Nana gogo bars or girls and certainly not where the best lookers are. I have repeatedly mentioned over the past couple of years that the majority of my sexual encounters are from dating sites, mention them all the time, freelancers, non P4P girls I meet in regular shops, malls and restaurants around town, less in the bars lately and least of all in MPs.

But I still go to some Bkk bars to shop around, buy Lady Drinks, take a girl if so inspired. Same as I do in Pattaya when I am there.

If what you say is true about the group shots of gogo girls Siamsin posted, then even Siamsin recognized that there was no "gotcha" in my response to it.

Not only did I say they look fine, but I said group shots like that always look fine no matter where they come from. I didn't see anybody else pointing out that, hey, aren't those the same 20 girls who have been working in Rainbow bar Nana for the past 6-7 years. Probably because shots like that always look cookie cutter fine, very little difference in them. LOL. I am sure the hope was that I would say something like, oh now see how inferior that cookie cutter same shot of girls from Pattaya looks compared to the similar shots of girls in Bkk. But, of course, I didn't. Too bad you are not nearly as perceptive about that as Siamsin was.

I wish I could say Nice Try and all that. But, honestly, this lame effort was obviously not thought out very well. Still, thanks for resurrecting a topic nobody had mentioned for a few days.