Pattaya Reports

[Soldierb11]

I have another question for the brotherhood of the Pattaya forum. If Pattaya is the Mecca of mongering, where in the world is the next best place?

A very late response to your question wild bill but I am researching Pattaya for a September trip and unlike some who come here and try to demand answers to their questions without reading the forum. I do go back and read countless posts. For this upcoming trip to Pattaya I have gone back 70 pages here and I am reading forward. A newbie to Pattaya I am not, this is my 8th trip and last one was July of 2014 so it just infuriates me when people with little posts don't do their own research.

Now rant finished a few shout outs for the first 30 pages of review and then to your question bill.

Wild Bill- great reports man, especially your overall reviews after the trip. Despite having spent about 6 months in total of my life in Pattaya I learned from your posts.

Mr. E and Uncle V, thanks to you guys and others for your contributions as well.

Now onto your question.

It depends on what you like, and it seems you have a case of yellow fever so your list will be different from a buddy of mine who can't stand asians. I myself am a lover of cute little asian girls and curvy Latinas but don't like at all tall 6 foot gorgeous blondes just not my thing.

After mongering in Buenos Aires, Rio, Havana, Costa Rica, Panama city, Medellín, Cartagena, Bogotá, Lima, Tijuana, Guatemala, Nicaragua, St Maarten, Germany, Holland, Laos, Thailand, Vietnam, China, Macau, philippines, dubai and a few others my list is as follows:

1- Pattaya- I love thai girls and the plethora of options there as well as the many other non monger activities.

2- Medellin- as pitbull sings in his song International Love En Colombia the women got everything done, but they're Some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen."

Amazing climate, very sexy and gorgeous girls and a 3 hour flight from Florida.

3- Angeles city- I always have a good time here, better english from the girls and more GFE than in thailand. Just the city is a shit hole with very little to do in day time.

4- Rio- ohhhh why did they have to close help? Back in 2000 or so I would place rio ahead of pattaya even. One of the world's greatest cities filled with amazingly sexy women that will fuck you silly. Club help in its day makes Insomnia in pattaya look small and turns all those thai 8, 9's and 5's and 6's.

Still a decent place to go. Has been expensive as shit but with the brazilian real sinking it makes Rio again more affordable.

Those to me are the top 4. Mongering destinations. They easily trump the other places. Thats not to say san jose Costa Rica isn't fun but when compared to Colombia, Costa Rica is sooo much lower.

Again thanks to wild bill and others for all the info.

[Mr Enternational]

I was just wondering what the girl or club action will be like for Pattaya over the next two days as it is supposed to be Big Buddha days? For example will the Devils Den be open on either Thursday or Friday?

Bars, gogos, and discos close at midnight. I am not sure if DD and soapies fall under the same umbrella, but more than likely they do. Better go out now and collect some phone numbers.

[OsakaGin11]

I was just wondering what the girl or club action will be like for Pattaya over the next two days as it is supposed to be Big Buddha days? For example will the Devils Den be open on either Thursday or Friday?

[Oterri]

Do you think that second road is too far from Beach Road? . Really? LOL.
Try Rasputin Bodymassage, between soi 6 and 5.

https://www.facebook.com/RasputinBodyMassageClub
http://pattayaplaza.com/nightlife/rasputin-body-massage/

Not at all. Rasputin is certainly on my TDL now. I had heard of some parlours on soi honey but last time I looked they looked sort of empty during afternoons. Any other massage parlours I should check out in this area?

[Christian G]

I don't want to go too far from beach road so well known places lije sabai massage are off the map for me. Any suggestions gents?

Do you think that second road is too far from Beach Road? . Really? LOL.
Try Rasputin Bodymassage, between soi 6 and 5.

https://www.facebook.com/RasputinBodyMassageClub
http://pattayaplaza.com/nightlife/rasputin-body-massage/

[KiJang]

After running around with Pipe Layer for about an hour in Second Road bars and all the chicks not budging from 1500 baht LT plus 300 baht bar fine, I decided to hit Beach Road. I turned down Soi 7 and spotted one of my regular disco chicks at a bar. I stopped and she was shocked to see me. She said she was there visiting her friend and just landed a job. She will start work there tomorrow. She asked when she would see me again and I said soon.

I continued towards Beach Road and made a left. I slow rolled in the right lane. Right after I passed Central Festival I spotted a chick who was sitting in a chair and she waved at me. I thought she was pretty nice so I went up a bit more and parked my bike on the left. As I walked across the street I was thinking that I hope it wasn't a damn ladyboy.

When I got to her and her friend, she said wow how did you get here so fast and where did you park your motorbike? She reminded me of an old flame in Panama. She looked straight Latina to me. I asked her how much she wanted. She said 700. I said paeng (expensive). I am not on holiday. I live here. She immediately dropped down to 500. I said okay where are we going. She said we can go to your room. I had already told her where I lived. She said are we taking your bike or mine. I said we will both take our own. She followed closely behind so not to get lost. I was thinking I had better hurry the fuck up before my girl gets off work at 4.

We each showered then went for rack operations. It was all good. I walked her downstairs and bid her adieu. It is now 3:48.

Good one. She is very pretty and doesn't look very Thai.

[Mr Enternational]

After running around with Pipe Layer for about an hour in Second Road bars and all the chicks not budging from 1500 baht LT plus 300 baht bar fine, I decided to hit Beach Road. I turned down Soi 7 and spotted one of my regular disco chicks at a bar. I stopped and she was shocked to see me. She said she was there visiting her friend and just landed a job. She will start work there tomorrow. She asked when she would see me again and I said soon.

I continued towards Beach Road and made a left. I slow rolled in the right lane. Right after I passed Central Festival I spotted a chick who was sitting in a chair and she waved at me. I thought she was pretty nice so I went up a bit more and parked my bike on the left. As I walked across the street I was thinking that I hope it wasn't a damn ladyboy.

When I got to her and her friend, she said wow how did you get here so fast and where did you park your motorbike? She reminded me of an old flame in Panama. She looked straight Latina to me. I asked her how much she wanted. She said 700. I said paeng (expensive). I am not on holiday. I live here. She immediately dropped down to 500. I said okay where are we going. She said we can go to your room. I had already told her where I lived. She said are we taking your bike or mine. I said we will both take our own. She followed closely behind so not to get lost. I was thinking I had better hurry the fuck up before my girl gets off work at 4.

We each showered then went for rack operations. It was all good. I walked her downstairs and bid her adieu. It is now 3:48.

[Oterri]

I usually find myself starved for freelancers during the day especially around noon. I have read some reports of punters finding an occasional freelancer on BR during the day but could not spot any when I was there in March. Can someone please let me know which massage parlous one can visit to get off during the day? I don't want to go too far from beach road so well known places lije sabai massage are off the map for me. Any suggestions gents?

[Mr Enternational]

Soi Lengkee connect soi Buakhao and 3rd Road. The Club is next to Trafalgar.

Just took these sitting on my motorbike in front of Family Mart.

[Uncle Volodya]

Day 1 - caught a songtaew on second road to Soi 6 around 2 pm. Sunday roast at Victoria Inn followed by some good times at Horny Bar. Details below.

Horny Bar.

There were around 5 girls. One of the girls who came in later was very pretty and cute but looked too young. The girl who had attached herself to me lady A (27) said the other girl was 22. The owner was present and introduced himself to me. Couple of drinks and one lady drink later lady A (I don't remember her name. She's good looking, sweet and has a full back tattoo) convinced me to go upstairs. Paid 300 for the room around 300 for the drinks. 90 baht for regular drinks and 120 for lady drink. Upstairs rooms are well appointed and adequate for the deed. Think nana Bangkok short time hotels but twice as nice. *.

Had a long hot sweaty session with a satisfying release. Lots of GFE. Paid her 100 on top of the 1000 baht. Went back down and bought her an ld. One more drink for me. More. Cuddling, DFK and street watching. Left at around 7 pm, dinner and back to my room. Good day of p4 p for less than 2000 baht. *.

Day 2 - Met an online date at beer garden on the pier for lunch. She was okay but not really my type. Bailed out on her and went back to the hotel for a nap. After dinner at my regular place on LK Metro I took a moto to Soi 6 at around 10 pm.

Solo club.

There were around 6 girls here. Walked in blindly ordered a beer and a water and sat there trying to absorb the scene. At first I was joined by tall slim lady X who gave me a bit of attention. Soon replaced by lady why who was tall but better built. Her teeth were a bit crooked and that put me off a bit. Bought her a lady drink while she rubbed me in the right areas followed by a good hand shoulder neck massage. She is an ex masseuse. I tipped her 100 for her efforts and paid the 195 tab and left. *.

Passion dance club*.

This place is towards beach road end of Soi 6. It's a go-go bar with curtained off entrance. Small stage inside with seating around. About 8 girls, 4 of whom would dance in turns. One cute girl on stage wanted to go upstairs with me. It's a small place and you can actually communicate with the dancers on stage. Not so pushy mamasan got her and another one to join me. Both very sexy looking but a bit rough for my taste. Groped them and got groped publicly in return. One Noisy gang of Chinese punters had a topless girl with them on the couch. They seemed more interested in shouting and barking at eat other. Finished my drink and left.

Ruby club.

Backtracked towards second road end and went in here. One cute slim girl served me my gnt. There's were about 6 girls he and many punters. One tattooed Thai man in a biker outfit kind of had me worried. Soon I was set upon by a very curvy voluptuous latinesque figured girl with a a big ass, flat tummy and small be cups. Pretty face and long brown hair. It took me some time to establish she was born a girl. Satisfied I bought her a drink. She was very playful and we groped and cuddled for a bit. Took her upstairs to a well appointed room. 300 for the room. A good time was had and I will spare you the details. Total price paid was around 475 for drinks and room. 1000 for her and 100 tip.

Another 50 baht for moto taxi back to hotel and off to bed by 1 am.

Thanks for the report. Very efficient! I can tell you are a no nonsense kind of guy.

Stay horny my friend.

Uncle-V.

[Red Dogger]

Girls at all these places still have free will and can decide with whom they do ST and with whom they do LT and what price. They can also say "oops sorry my period start today OK, no can go 11with you OK".

I found everyone from beer bars was glad to do long time, but not so much at gogos. At a lot of gogos, all wanted short time, none wanted long time. (I never ran into anyone who claimed to be on their period) How would one be better able to persuade women to long time?

[Soldierb11]

Hopefully there will be a decent person answering my question, of where I can find girls for all night in Pattaya, so I won't have to read every post from the last half year. (A search didn't help). Some people have other things to do besides spending many hours reading posts.

What Mogwai said is 100% accurate. Everywhere.

If you were in Pattaya 3 years ago how did you not discover this your first night?

Beer bar waitresses go LT if you negotiate that. So does the occasional dancer at a beer bar.

Waitresses at a gogo go LT if you negotiate that as do the dancers. And at Angelwitch the feature dancer at their shows she can be bar fined and she will stay with you all night if you negotiate that.

Girls at all these places still have free will and can decide with whom they do ST and with whom they do LT and what price. They can also say "oops sorry my period start today OK, no can go with you OK".

If they don't like you and then the next guy comes in and off she goes LT.

And what sir William, ed and others said your time is more valuable than others? You should be spoon fed info while others have to search and read and the hours to spend looking for this info was probably about 5 minutes of reading on the same page.

[Mr Enternational]

Hopefully there will be a decent person answering my question, of where I can find girls for all night in Pattaya.

Well Mogwai gave you the correct answer: everywhere. If you ever bother to show up then you will see that is an accurate answer and owe him an apology.

[SirWilliam4]

Hopefully there will be a decent person answering my question, of where I can find girls for all night in Pattaya, so I won't have to read every post from the last half year. (A search didn't help). Some people have other things to do besides spending many hours reading posts.

Hmmmm. Your attitude seems pretty dismissive and disrespectful to those who do contribute to this forum. In essence what I'm hearing you say is that your time is more valuable than our time -- so you expect us to do your research for you. Hmmm.

[Ed Setra]

Some people have other things to do besides spending many hours reading posts.

And some others don't.