Pattaya Reports

[Goatscrot]

I have witnessed and read reports of big drop in freelancer numbers on beach road even during good weather season do wondering how bad things are now a days.

Is it raining every evening now a days in Pattaya? And if yes I wonder how to find the beach road freelancers? Do they work during the day or start early around 4 pm to get business or are most of them gone currently due to rains? Can someone with boots on the ground please clarify?

Working girls melt in the rain. Haven't you ever seen the Wizard of Oz?

[Wolvenvacht]

Can someone with boots on the ground please clarify?

Boots on the ground? What an old fashioned concept! Now it is all drones and cams: http://gobefore.me/cams/a_one_hotel/.

[Oterri]

I have witnessed and read reports of big drop in freelancer numbers on beach road even during good weather season do wondering how bad things are now a days.

Is it raining every evening now a days in Pattaya? And if yes I wonder how to find the beach road freelancers? Do they work during the day or start early around 4 pm to get business or are most of them gone currently due to rains? Can someone with boots on the ground please clarify?

[Soldierb11]

I found everyone from beer bars was glad to do long time, but not so much at gogos. At a lot of gogos, all wanted short time, none wanted long time. (I never ran into anyone who claimed to be on their period) How would one be better able to persuade women to long time?

Most of the 100+ Pattaya girls I've been with are dancers from agogo bars and maybe 80% we've done LT. My first trip to Pattaya I had my cherry popped at Angelwitch and had such an amazing time I usually find myself doing that at night and a soapie during the day. However on the upcoming trip I plan to hit some Soi 6 and Insomnia more to change it up.

To answer your question about LT a good dancer. A couple things increase the chances of ST- LT.

1. time of night- if it is 8 pm your chances of LT a quite low. Why would she take your 3000 baht for LT when she can take another's guys 2000 for ST be back at the club by say 10 pm and take customer #2 for another 2000 baht and if she is hot and in demand maybe customer #3 after midnight chances for LT with agogo dancer are much higher.

2. the girl's impression of you. As an example, with money spent by both guys being equal--if guy #1 is 72 bald, smelly, and has bigger saggier tits than the dancer LT is not a likely option or the price will be crazy high. Guy #2 is 30-40 and appropriate bodyweight, doesn't smell, is not wearing an old stained Singha tank top his chances for LT are higher. Sorry guys but its the truth.

3. how much rapport you build with the girl-- buying lady drinks and spending time with her. Buy her one drink and conduct an interview "how much" "can I fuck your ass?" "can I cum in your mouth?" contrast that approach with-- buy her lady drink and talk with her, "where are you from" "how old are you" let me guess 19 "oh no you funny man I am 23 but thank you so much" "how many brothers, sisters you have?" "you have baby?" "yes have baby, he have 3 year old now ya" buy her second drink. "show me pictures of your son" "really? You want to see?" "yes show me" ok you wait here ya, you no talk other girl ya" off she runs to dressing room to get phone. She comes back excited and shows me pictures of the little bugger. I lie through my teeth "oh so big, looks smart, bla bla. "oh yeah he big, so smart ya" shot girl comes by and its 3 shots. One for her, me and shot girl. Now shot girl is happy with my dancer and my dancer's status goes up in bar. She asked me now "you have baby?" "no but I have nephew," out comes my phone and I show her pictures of him and then oops pictures of me in africa, russia at the olympics, Brazil at the world cup. I order us drink #3 not counting the shot. She punch me in the arm "you try get me drunk ya?" she jiggling her ass of now. I see mamasan and I motion her over and say "Nit (lets just call dancer that) mamasan Nit was telling me that you like a drink" mamasan is happy of course as she will make about 50 baht from LD and Nit? She is fucking over the moon now. Mamasans run these girls. I have just increased Nit's value to mamasan. So next week when Nit shows up late half hour from work no warning no docking of her pay. Her friend Noy hasn't ingratiate herself to mamasan and shows up 5 minutes late and gets yelled at mamasan finishes her drink. I ask Nit "which dancer is your best friend?" she is puzzled by this question she says "#33 Mai is my roommate" I give her 100 baht note and say go put this in his bikini and slap her on the ass. She is giggling more after she does that and comes back and hugs me more and she kisses me deeply. I tell her I am hungry, she is a gogo dancer she will be hungry so she says "me same same" I then whisper in her ear "baby, lets go eat and then go dancing" she hugs me and jumps in lap now "yes, yes" and then I say not ask "you stay with me all night until breakfast ok" she asks "you barfine now?" "yes of course baby" and I motion over mamasan or the waitress and pay barfine. Nit then says "I go change now" and off she goes.

Am I going to get LT? Of course I am. GFE? Of course I am! Did I pay too much? Of course I did!! Total cost 1000 bar fine, 3000 LT, 1000 or more unfortunately for bar tab. Way too much money for sure. Is her pussy better than a girl from beach road, beer bar or insomnia? Maybe yes maybe no but. Its my baht and I earned it over in Afghanistan and Iraq and I am going to spend it how the fuck I want to.

That is how I increase chances for LT Mr. Red Dogger.

Attached photo is of Na from sexy airport July 2014.

[Christian G]

Not at all. Rasputin is certainly on my TDL now. I had heard of some parlours on soi honey but last time I looked they looked sort of empty during afternoons. Any other massage parlours I should check out in this area?

In soi Honey you have Honey Body Massage http://www.honey-bodymassage.com/.

Or you can try PP BodyMassage http://www.ppbodymassage.com/.

[Christian G]

I was just wondering what the girl or club action will be like for Pattaya over the next two days as it is supposed to be Big Buddha days? For example will the Devils Den be open on either Thursday or Friday?

http://www.boomboomme.com/resources/holidays/thailand/

Check here for thai national holidays. 30/31 July Certain closing.

[Soldierb11]

I was just wondering what the girl or club action will be like for Pattaya over the next two days as it is supposed to be Big Buddha days? For example will the Devils Den be open on either Thursday or Friday?

The Devil's Den is one of my favorite places to take a girl from in Pattaya but it is not a club at all.

Its an escort service.

[Soldierb11]

I have another question for the brotherhood of the Pattaya forum. If Pattaya is the Mecca of mongering, where in the world is the next best place?

A very late response to your question wild bill but I am researching Pattaya for a September trip and unlike some who come here and try to demand answers to their questions without reading the forum. I do go back and read countless posts. For this upcoming trip to Pattaya I have gone back 70 pages here and I am reading forward. A newbie to Pattaya I am not, this is my 8th trip and last one was July of 2014 so it just infuriates me when people with little posts don't do their own research.

Now rant finished a few shout outs for the first 30 pages of review and then to your question bill.

Wild Bill- great reports man, especially your overall reviews after the trip. Despite having spent about 6 months in total of my life in Pattaya I learned from your posts.

Mr. E and Uncle V, thanks to you guys and others for your contributions as well.

Now onto your question.

It depends on what you like, and it seems you have a case of yellow fever so your list will be different from a buddy of mine who can't stand asians. I myself am a lover of cute little asian girls and curvy Latinas but don't like at all tall 6 foot gorgeous blondes just not my thing.

After mongering in Buenos Aires, Rio, Havana, Costa Rica, Panama city, Medellín, Cartagena, Bogotá, Lima, Tijuana, Guatemala, Nicaragua, St Maarten, Germany, Holland, Laos, Thailand, Vietnam, China, Macau, philippines, dubai and a few others my list is as follows:

1- Pattaya- I love thai girls and the plethora of options there as well as the many other non monger activities.

2- Medellin- as pitbull sings in his song International Love En Colombia the women got everything done, but they're Some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen."

Amazing climate, very sexy and gorgeous girls and a 3 hour flight from Florida.

3- Angeles city- I always have a good time here, better english from the girls and more GFE than in thailand. Just the city is a shit hole with very little to do in day time.

4- Rio- ohhhh why did they have to close help? Back in 2000 or so I would place rio ahead of pattaya even. One of the world's greatest cities filled with amazingly sexy women that will fuck you silly. Club help in its day makes Insomnia in pattaya look small and turns all those thai 8, 9's and 5's and 6's.

Still a decent place to go. Has been expensive as shit but with the brazilian real sinking it makes Rio again more affordable.

Those to me are the top 4. Mongering destinations. They easily trump the other places. Thats not to say san jose Costa Rica isn't fun but when compared to Colombia, Costa Rica is sooo much lower.

Again thanks to wild bill and others for all the info.

[Mr Enternational]

I was just wondering what the girl or club action will be like for Pattaya over the next two days as it is supposed to be Big Buddha days? For example will the Devils Den be open on either Thursday or Friday?

Bars, gogos, and discos close at midnight. I am not sure if DD and soapies fall under the same umbrella, but more than likely they do. Better go out now and collect some phone numbers.

[OsakaGin11]

I was just wondering what the girl or club action will be like for Pattaya over the next two days as it is supposed to be Big Buddha days? For example will the Devils Den be open on either Thursday or Friday?

[Oterri]

Do you think that second road is too far from Beach Road? . Really? LOL.
Try Rasputin Bodymassage, between soi 6 and 5.

https://www.facebook.com/RasputinBodyMassageClub
http://pattayaplaza.com/nightlife/rasputin-body-massage/

Not at all. Rasputin is certainly on my TDL now. I had heard of some parlours on soi honey but last time I looked they looked sort of empty during afternoons. Any other massage parlours I should check out in this area?

[Christian G]

I don't want to go too far from beach road so well known places lije sabai massage are off the map for me. Any suggestions gents?

Do you think that second road is too far from Beach Road? . Really? LOL.
Try Rasputin Bodymassage, between soi 6 and 5.

https://www.facebook.com/RasputinBodyMassageClub
http://pattayaplaza.com/nightlife/rasputin-body-massage/

[KiJang]

After running around with Pipe Layer for about an hour in Second Road bars and all the chicks not budging from 1500 baht LT plus 300 baht bar fine, I decided to hit Beach Road. I turned down Soi 7 and spotted one of my regular disco chicks at a bar. I stopped and she was shocked to see me. She said she was there visiting her friend and just landed a job. She will start work there tomorrow. She asked when she would see me again and I said soon.

I continued towards Beach Road and made a left. I slow rolled in the right lane. Right after I passed Central Festival I spotted a chick who was sitting in a chair and she waved at me. I thought she was pretty nice so I went up a bit more and parked my bike on the left. As I walked across the street I was thinking that I hope it wasn't a damn ladyboy.

When I got to her and her friend, she said wow how did you get here so fast and where did you park your motorbike? She reminded me of an old flame in Panama. She looked straight Latina to me. I asked her how much she wanted. She said 700. I said paeng (expensive). I am not on holiday. I live here. She immediately dropped down to 500. I said okay where are we going. She said we can go to your room. I had already told her where I lived. She said are we taking your bike or mine. I said we will both take our own. She followed closely behind so not to get lost. I was thinking I had better hurry the fuck up before my girl gets off work at 4.

We each showered then went for rack operations. It was all good. I walked her downstairs and bid her adieu. It is now 3:48.

Good one. She is very pretty and doesn't look very Thai.

[Mr Enternational]

After running around with Pipe Layer for about an hour in Second Road bars and all the chicks not budging from 1500 baht LT plus 300 baht bar fine, I decided to hit Beach Road. I turned down Soi 7 and spotted one of my regular disco chicks at a bar. I stopped and she was shocked to see me. She said she was there visiting her friend and just landed a job. She will start work there tomorrow. She asked when she would see me again and I said soon.

I continued towards Beach Road and made a left. I slow rolled in the right lane. Right after I passed Central Festival I spotted a chick who was sitting in a chair and she waved at me. I thought she was pretty nice so I went up a bit more and parked my bike on the left. As I walked across the street I was thinking that I hope it wasn't a damn ladyboy.

When I got to her and her friend, she said wow how did you get here so fast and where did you park your motorbike? She reminded me of an old flame in Panama. She looked straight Latina to me. I asked her how much she wanted. She said 700. I said paeng (expensive). I am not on holiday. I live here. She immediately dropped down to 500. I said okay where are we going. She said we can go to your room. I had already told her where I lived. She said are we taking your bike or mine. I said we will both take our own. She followed closely behind so not to get lost. I was thinking I had better hurry the fuck up before my girl gets off work at 4.

We each showered then went for rack operations. It was all good. I walked her downstairs and bid her adieu. It is now 3:48.

[Oterri]

I usually find myself starved for freelancers during the day especially around noon. I have read some reports of punters finding an occasional freelancer on BR during the day but could not spot any when I was there in March. Can someone please let me know which massage parlous one can visit to get off during the day? I don't want to go too far from beach road so well known places lije sabai massage are off the map for me. Any suggestions gents?