Pattaya Reports

[Goferring]

I reckon because you tell them what you'll pay, rather than asking what they'll charge.

Don't forget that E is also a long term resident. Girls know that a resident is far more likely to pass and wait for an acceptable offer or simply call one of the other 1000 Contacts than a horny week long visitor.

The same goes for attitude. Who cares about pleasing a guy that's going to be gone tomorrow. Please a resident and she can likely call to drop around again when the rent is due.

Enjoy. G.

[Argo1990]

I reckon because you tell them what you'll pay, rather than asking what they'll charge.

I always found that approach useful. If you start with "is 1000 ok? They can up you to 1200 or so and be happy. If they start with 2000, you can lower it to 1500, and they'll be unhappy about it.

For a "popular" girl betwen 18-24 1000 is not realistic anymore nowadays. At least not on average. Might get lucky every now and then but that will be more of an exception than the norm.

[Crocodilexp]

Not sure how I keep batting 1000 on Thai Friendly and others are not. I guess it is like I said. I understand it is a numbers game, while others are getting set on 1 chick and frustrated when it falls through. This chick has been pestering me to see her but I have not had time. She started sending freak pics and vids of herself today, and it made me cave in. Made a deal for 1000 later on tonight.

I reckon because you tell them what you'll pay, rather than asking what they'll charge.

I always found that approach useful. If you start with "is 1000 ok? They can up you to 1200 or so and be happy. If they start with 2000, you can lower it to 1500, and they'll be unhappy about it.

[Forty Drinks]

Soi 7 8 9 is bad as ever.

Lots of CUTE plump old dark skin girls. Same old same ole.

[Forty Drinks]

Not sure how I keep batting 1000 on Thai Friendly and others are not. I guess it is like I said. I understand it is a numbers game, while others are getting set on 1 chick and frustrated when it falls through. This chick has been pestering me to see her but I have not had time. She started sending freak pics and vids of herself today, and it made me cave in. Made a deal for 1000 later on tonight.

Many have Standards. 1 k says it all.

Trust me Folks. 1 k is like shopping at Salvation Army. NOthIng wrong with that. Diff folks for diff strokes.

[ElMexicant]

The chick that asks for 5 K ST with the long ass essay about how too good she is? Those aren't her boobs and during COVID she went for 2000. Just an average fuck with a NO repeat for me.

This girl here just trips me out. Her profile is so funny. And weird at the same time. I can be a real ass and post a vid or two of her with a finger in her ass while getting K9. But I am so so nice not to. Wonder why nobody wants to share Goya eskimo brother stories?

By the way, I didn't know Thailand had a Mixue, my favorite soft serve in the world. Best thing to come out of China. Only 15 baht for a cone. KFC's is 12. But not as ample with the serving as Mixue's. Sing along with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI7ymmVKoN0

[Banana Boi]

Been 4 years since I was last in Pattaya. Was thrilled to be back after 2 years of lockdowns and over the top airfares. So what has changed?

Nice to see you and your Wingman make your return to Pattaya. Was thinking of you guys when I was there. Glad you were able to adapt while on the ground. That's what I find many guys aren't able to do. You saw the gogo bars weren't up to par so you shifted to Soi 8. Shooters Soi 8 is always fun. I had been hearing that Soi 7 and Soi 8 are picking up again.

[ElMexicant]

Somebody recently messaged me about "regulars" and why us long stays get cheaper pricing. I said it before and will say it again. Tourists and weekend millionaires (which I used to be one a long time ago), get shafted the most on price. They only have a limited amount of days they are here and the girls and bars take that shit to the bank because they are desperate in those 2 weeks. Long stays have a rapport and get much better deals. Take Pam (I've posted videos of her from YT), who used be Soi 6 before COVID. During COVID, her rate for me was 1000 because basically nobody was here and I was stuck for 2 years. She probably made 50 K off me in those two years of lockdown.

She is in my black book now, though I am actually getting bored of banging her. She doesn't seem attractive to me anymore. Maybe it's because I am aging more gracefully than she is. I was at CoCo Fitness today and they haven't seen for 3 months, but said I look better than the last time I was in Pattaya. Must be those skull crushers. Big guns means building the triceps not biceps. My grandfathered price is 1500 now every time she sees me. Not even sure what her going rate is anymore for everyone else. But that's not my problem. Anybody want to share what her FL price is now?

By the way, if I really get bored. I might make a stop on Soi 6 and Myth Night, just to prove the girl from Wet Spot and the Barbie girl (she wears that shirt like 3 X a week), in question from Sir Mix-a-lot are only 1000 for me to bang. But then again, that's me going out of my norm in taste to prove a moot point. But it would be kind of fun, to get them to hold a sign that said "ELMexicant 1000 for 3 Holes. ".

[Axiata]

Been 4 years since I was last in Pattaya. Was thrilled to be back after 2 years of lockdowns and over the top airfares. So what has changed? Firstly I was there in early March and the weather was hot but still ok to get around during the day.

Soi 6, well what can I say. So many girls and a lot more than I recall. Now it is fair to say that the quality is not that high but I am no Ryan Gosling so they are still good for me! That said, I have a particular style I look for and took Banana Boi's advice and made sure I looked into every bar. My observations were that the first bars from second road were favoured Asian punters, the girls were very young and had eyes for them. Once past those bars as you get to Lisa Bar the girls are more interested in money than looks. My wingman and I stopped into Lisa Bar, Foxy Bar and Passion Bar. All three bars had some girls that we either took upstairs or took out for the afternoon. The quality of the performance was very good and they all responded to DFK and DATY. Soi 6 is still worth the time and hunt IMHO. Lisa bar rooms are ok but passion rooms are a dump. Next time I will bar fine girl and take her to my hotel down the road.

Walking Street agogos were disappointing and even Sapphire has gone down in quality. A few of the agogos in the street were packed and just way too pushy for lady drinks. LK metro agogos were also a little down in quality but one bar Playgirls actually had a good line up. Billabong had the usual older girls with older gents and not really my scene. The rest of the bars around there were average. Soi Boomerang was a waste of time.

The best of the agogo bars IMHO for fun and girls that were not pushy was Shooters on Soi 8. We spent a few nights in that bar and always had a good night. Girls vary in quality but we did find a few that suited our tastes and were fantastic performers. I liked the fact the bar had a good pool table down the back which enabled us to do more than just stare up girls pretending to dance and buy them drinks. All in all, we had 5 days of great fun in Pattaya and look forward to going back.

Happy hunting.

[Mr Enternational]

Not sure how I keep batting 1000 on Thai Friendly and others are not. I guess it is like I said. I understand it is a numbers game, while others are getting set on 1 chick and frustrated when it falls through. This chick has been pestering me to see her but I have not had time. She started sending freak pics and vids of herself today, and it made me cave in. Made a deal for 1000 later on tonight.

[Mr Enternational]

Many decent-looking girls no longer settle for 2000 apparently. Note this one below didn't even want to communicate in her own language, also not a good sign.

She is one of the girls who print their Line IDs on their TF profiles. Now you might say this is great, no need to message them for their Line ID, one step less and less time wasted. Wrong! Up to now I haven't been able to meet a single girl among those advertising their Line IDs direct. Alternatively, such girls may get enough random offers to only settle for rates higher than 2000. Many TF girls who show interest are too dumb to send their Line ID in their first reply.

Why blurt out an offer? If they ask me how much I pay first then I will tell them. She is probably thinking that if he is so quick to offer 2000, then he will likely pay more if his offer is rejected. The chick from last night did not even ask about money before coming. I just ended up giving her 1500 (300 over my usual) because she lives 20 minutes away and took Bolt both ways.

I am now commonly seeing chicks say 2000 short time and 4000 long time. Only once have I seen a chick say more than that. A chick said I will come for 7000. I said ok. She never answered and a few minutes later their lone picture was deleted. One thing with scammers is they often have only 1 picture. Also a common thing I am seeing with chicks that have their Line on their profile or quickly respond by giving you their Line, is that they want to sell content or cam sex.

On the flip side I had a chick with her Line on her profile come over the other night. Normal LT 1200 baht. No sooner than she left, she was trying to come back for free saying how horny she was.

[Buksida]

Business as usual. I told her that she can not have another man because she lives with me from now on. She said you pay me? I said no, you stay here for love. She said I can not eat love. I said okay I give you food too.

The buffalo needs food as well!

[Mr Enternational]

Really? You don't think she is pulling this kind of shit on other clients? You wouldn't want to know she does this kind of shit so you can avoid it?

Maybe there was something about him that she could not fathom. You are once again forgetting the YMMV and that everybody will not have the same experience. That is just like purchasing a product or going to a hotel. If a few reviews say something was shitty, but the overwhelming majority say it is great, you do not burn it to the ground. You are reading one review and ready to throw the chick to the sharks.

Same as I read reviews of guys saying they sometimes get chicks that end up having smelly pussies. I have to take that with a grain of salt with my experience of a couple thousand chicks and counting on one hand the amount that have smelled bad. Some guy has only been through 20 chicks and somehow picked 5 that smelled bad?

I have been around Pattaya a long time. For some reason these bad experiences are few and far between with me and my circle. I have had like 2 bad experiences all these years. Either me and my friends are the luckiest guys in Pattaya or some guys are the underlying cause of their own bad experiences.

You can not write a chick off because of one person's experience. Hell, he even thought the chick was up to something because she was taking pictures and sending it to him to confirm she was in the right place. You can see the Thai Friendly girl that came to see me last night did the same thing. I had a blast with that chick. She stayed with me 12 hours. 1500 baht. 21 year old chick from Laos. She just went home to wash clothes over an hour ago and already trying to come back.

[XXL]

Many decent-looking girls no longer settle for 2000 apparently. Note this one below didn't even want to communicate in her own language, also not a good sign.

She is one of the girls who print their Line IDs on their TF profiles. Now you might say this is great, no need to message them for their Line ID, one step less and less time wasted. Wrong! Up to now I haven't been able to meet a single girl among those advertising their Line IDs direct. Why is that? Maybe overloading syndrome: too many punters (and time-wasters from abroad) taking up a girl's time so she is not even in any mood to actually meet. Alternatively, such girls may get enough random offers to only settle for rates higher than 2000. In both cases not good news.

Many TF girls who show interest are too dumb to send their Line ID in their first reply. Then when you ask for the Line ID you get hit with the upgrade prompt. Dumb. I am not interested in "Hi". I cannot do anything with "Hi". I need your Line you idiot.

[Explorer8939]

Too bad about the lady who asked for 2,000 baht to fix her mom's roof. More likely, she has a gambling problem, it's very common in Pattaya and elsewhere. So, she might be back to earn some cash from you.