Pattaya Reports

[ThaiGoodTimes]

XS, Palace, Pin up. Not like how they once were even dating back to 12 months ago?

This is the only girl I found remotely close to what I like even though arms and legs are a bit skinny.

Everyone has their own view of hotness.

IMO, the one you've shown us would not even get a second glance by me (maybe if naked), as her face I do not find attractive at all.

So, the positive of it, you and I won't be competing for the same ladies should we cross paths on a night out in Pattaya.

[Banana Boi]

XS, Palace, Pin up. Not like how they once were even dating back to 12 months ago?

This is the only girl I found remotely close to what I like even though arms and legs are a bit skinny.

[SedNabokos]

Why are you bragging about having sex with a granny when there are thousands of young girls available for the same price?

Dude how old are you that you consider a 39 yo a "granny" ?

And why was that the only part of the commander's excellent report you saw fit to comment on?

P.S. Some of us are older than 39 and are happy with a provider who's younger than us without all the usual adolescent bullshit.

And sometimes it's nice to mix it up. 20 yo one day, 30 yo the next.

Less sniping about other punters' preferences, and more reports of your own please.

[BroComplex]

Damn straight my ISG Brother. I had a experience with a MILF 39, that responded to my message on Thai Friendly.

Why are you bragging about having sex with a granny when there are thousands of young girls available for the same price? Last time I was in pattaya (September) I used to pay 1 k-1. 5 k a ST with a 21 years old girls.

[D Cups]

Was sent this pic from a mate from a TH forum. This glamour will be on my list if she is there on Soi 6 tonight.

She is perfect 10 in my book! I hope the performance matches the looks!

[MartinFlevo]

What the hell happened to you get what you pay for? If the price is 5000, then it has to be great right?

Lot of guys pay for looks? Read this forum. Seems that LOOKS is linked to a price (and having an onlyfans might). Most guys here write about 8/9's on LOOKS but hardly you read a report about someone who fucked an average chick but had a 10+ pornstar experience.

For me I set the bar at 4 K LT. Girl might look like a 10 but if she "demands" more you know she fucks whoever is willing to pay her price. At the "normal" price range you might get seriously decent agogo ladies who just LIKE you (me in this case) what will be a better GFE anyway.

And it's not about me being "cheap" because happened several times I pissed away 10-15 K on drinks party with a chick (not including HER drinks).

Most guys here forget a tip I got 20 years ago. "go for the lady that picks you, not the other way around" .

[Mr Enternational]

Yes, it's Goya. I've not met her myself but reports say that she is a hardened pro with a handler. All business and does not look as half as good as the photo's. Many say that she's not even worth 2 K.

What the hell happened to you get what you pay for? If the price is 5000, then it has to be great right?

[Banana Boi]

Be careful too many infractions you get cancelled. So my Friend tells me.

Only to come back under a different name.

[Houston Player]

Yes, it's Goya. I've not met her myself but reports say that she is a hardened pro with a handler. All business and does not look as half as good as the photo's. Many say that she's not even worth 2 K.

I agree, I had her for 2,000 and I won't repeat.

[Downandup]

The chick that asks for 5 K ST with the long ass essay about how too good she is? Those aren't her boobs and during COVID she went for 2000. Just an average fuck with a NO repeat for me.

Yes, it's Goya. I've not met her myself but reports say that she is a hardened pro with a handler. All business and does not look as half as good as the photo's. Many say that she's not even worth 2 K.

[Paolo99]

If another punter buying many drinks in a bar affects you this much or disturbs you this much, then I am happy you were entertained.

However, then I would question this statement.

Don't take it personally mate, it's all about fun, nothing serious.

Your behaviour in the bar really doesn't affect me, it rather keeps me entertained as you said.

And you're not the only winner, there's another one who uses 1 K baht notes for tips.

[Forty Drinks]

Imagine Banning yourself from a Soi 6 bar because you acted like a FOOL.

Don't be that guy.

Pro tip: don't act like a FOOL. Not direct this at anyone in particular. Hahaha.

[SubCmdr]

I've met and fucked 3 nice massage MILFs from soi 13/1 and 13/2 via meeting them on TF first.

YMMV.

Damn straight my ISG Brother. I had a experience with a MILF 39, that responded to my message on Thai Friendly. She gave me her whatapp. She invited me to her massage shop. I negotiated everything before I even met her. I told her I wanted an excellent complete oil massage and then at the end I wanted her to suck my dick until she tasted the flavor of my splooge. She agreed!

I did not come right away. In fact I put her off for a few days. When I was ready to come she to here shop she said she was busy. She asked me to wait. I told her I am already on my way. I told her give me the name of another girl that works there that does the same as you and I'll see her. Suddenly she became available. She was waiting for me to arrive.

She was very touchy and gave me a hug. She my hand and led me to the room. Thought this was kind of weird on our first meeting but just went with it. She gave me a plastic basket to put my belongings. She excused herself while I got undressed. She then returned with the supplies she needed for the massage.

So she engages me in small talk. Standard questions: How long you been in Pattaya? Do you like it? Do you have a girl friend? Why not? Why didn't you ask me to your room? Do you like sex? Ok, the answers in my mind were I didn't invite you to my room because I actually like getting a real massage and then getting my dick sucked and coming the mouth of girl who gave me the massage. I don't have a girlfriend because most girls here in Pattaya are letting random mother fuckers cum in their mouths and pussy. Why would I want a girlfriend like that? LOL! Besides when I can cum in a mouth or pussy of random girls why would I want a girlfriend unless she was going to continue to let me live the lifestyle I wanted to live without hassle? Anyway, I found the small talk amusing, cute and relaxing as she was trying to develop chemistry with me and rapport.

She gave me an excellent massage on my posterior body. She then had me flip for the massage on my anterior. Another excellent massage. She did not half ass it. She gave me a complete massage. Then she excused herself again.

She returned with wipes. Wiped my (you know what) down and then proceeded to start sucking me. I asked asked to see her breasts and she pulled up her top and undid her bra. She was actually sucking me good. So I had her get up on the massage table between my legs as that is my favored position when I am lying down. Solid sucking motion, all the way down. Very little use of her hands on my dick. Played with my balls until it was that time. I blew my splooge and it was fun watching her take that first spirt in her mouth. She did not revolt but did not say on my (you know what) I continued to blow splooge onto her mouth and lips and was quite surprised that the power behind my ejaculation. She dribbled my splooge back onto my dick and milked my dick until she got it all out. She got a wipe for herself first then cleaned me up. She excused herself again and let me rest for a couple of minutes. She came back and waited with me in the room until I was ready to get up and get dressed. I did. I then paid her.

She gave me a hug and then escorted me out of the room holding my hand. Out in front of the shop she gave me a hug. I walked to the edge of the street and waved down a Baht Bus and continued on my way.

Cannot report a price. Because the Pussy Price Police (PPP) been giving me heat and the Bangkok boys be snitching (they are not having the fun we are in Pattaya). I don't want to risk it. But trust me, I am running in true SubCmdr style (running quiet and running deep) and not walking around in the heat to hit my price point. I find the Baht Bus to be very useful tool for getting many mundane things in Pattaya along with exciting things like pussy. The Baht Bus more or less dropped me off in front of her shop.

Im gonna spread the news, that if it feels this good getting used, well they can just keep on using me, until they use me up - Bill Withers, Use Me.

ROTFLMAO!

Fuck the Price Police!

Price Police 🚓 report to duty. 😂.

Raj Raj you went undercover but you've been made. Better have your supervisor pull you out. Tell him to give you a raise and have you actually write a report.

Oil Massage 300; BBBJCIM 700; Watching her deal with my cum: Priceless!

[Banana Boi]

Maybe a dumb question but how long actually is ST? Is it just until you pop once? Or is it fun for a full hour and if that means you can pop twice in that time, you can?

It's about clarifying beforehand. If you want 2 shots, make sure the girl knows before you take her. Most girls spend the entire time with you as long as they are enjoying your company. You're not really rushed in any of the Pattaya places except maybe in a MP.

[EverythingThai]

Maybe a dumb question but how long actually is ST? Is it just until you pop once? Or is it fun for a full hour and if that means you can pop twice in that time, you can? I have just been treating it like my experience in the US scene, where as soon as you pop it's over. Have had most girls want to cuddle after and I kind of usher them to leave because I assume they won't let me go round two.

In Pattaya, at least for my STs, it's actually whatever you and the girl agree on. Typically you are correct in saying it's one pop. However, I have had STs want to cuddle too and I kinda just pushed on through for a second pop. I then gave them a tip over and above what the agreed upon rate was. This experience is in reference to Thai Friendly deliveries I ordered in where everything has been pre arranged. For a ST from a bar, for me it has been anywhere from 1 to 3 pops and 1-4 hours. ST from a bar means me taking her to my condo for a ST. The most pops I have gotten on a ST on the bars premises is two. I still gave a tip as well.

So, in summary, typically one pop but it is whatever you and the girl negotiate and sometimes shit happens LOL.