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10-06-15 08:45 #17633
Posts: 219Originally Posted by PeterPurvis [View Original Post]
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10-06-15 04:02 #17632
Posts: 5Weekend in town
Thanks to all who have posted reports. I have read through the last 80 pages. Some great info and reports.
I will be in town for a long weekend next month. I have a couple of questions if anyone is able to answer them.
I am looking to have a threesome probably at Devil's den. Do the girls require you to change condoms when you change girls?
I am also in need of some large breasts (with a great body). Fake are okay. What's the best gogo's for this.
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10-06-15 02:24 #17631
Posts: 96First monger experience
I'm going to lay out this review differently than most others I've seen. This is for complete beginners, so older members might think my observations are childish, because older members have been doing it for so long.
I won't give play by plays of my experiences unless it helps solidify my points. As always, older members are always welcome to chime in with their observations.
I was 31 years old when I went. I am a 6'2" (188 cm) 218 pound (99 kg) white American male. I have abs, an outgoing personality, and can bench more than my weight for reps. I can get girls easily in every country I've visited. I'm not bragging, I only included this info because I want to emphasize that I paid the exact same for the girls as every other member of this board. Looks do not matter!
I lurked on this board for about six months before my trip and back-read reports for over 100 pages. I strongly suggest each monger do the same before they visit Pattaya. Here are my tips that you should absolutely follow:
1. You should be able to quote price ranges for any service within each part of town at any given time of the day / week / year. You'll learn these prices from reading the last 100 pages of this forum. Don't be lazy, just do it!
2. You should understand this is not your country or culture! People here act differently; don't expect them to change for you simply because you are unable to change for them. (which leads to my next tip).
3. Keep your eyes open. When you enter any place, hotels, restaurants, go-go's, it doesn't matter, look around and pay attention to what other people are doing. If you see a monger groping a girl and the girl is laughing, you are allowed to do the same. If you see mongers sitting on their hands, you better do the same until you see otherwise.
4. Plan on using at least 6,000 baht a day. Don't think you can get buy with less on your first trip. Being tight with your wallet will ruin your holiday and leave a sour taste in your mouth. Don't try to argue on this one. If you can't bring at least 6,000 then don't go. After your first trip, you can plan on how much to bring, but first time just do as I say! That 6,000 does not include hotel fare either, you cheap bastard.
5. Have a game plan before you leave your hotel each morning. You don't have to plan every minute but at least know what part of town you want to visit.
6. Don't try to do everything in one day. I know it's your holiday but don't go overboard. I tried to visit LK, Soi 6, WS, and go shopping all on my first day. It lead to me feeling hurried and stressed. I spent more time walking than I did enjoying my holiday. I realized that aiming for two destinations in a day is a lot better. Soi 6 in the evening then WS at night worked beautifully for me. You can mix and match destinations.
7. Learn to love the baht buses. I walked everywhere the first two days. It was awful! I was staying near WS and I walked to Soi6 and back several times. It was a big mistake. I eventually hopped on a baht bus, and everything was a lot more fun after that revelation.
8. Lower your standards for what you need in a hotel. Like tip 2 suggests, don't expect things to be like back home. Do you really need to stay at a 5 star hotel, really really need it? If the same answer is yes, go ahead and waste your money. You should make a list of the things you absolutely need in a hotel. My list was short: bed, toilet, near WS. I found a hotel with average ratings which was cheap. Turns out the hotel was freaking great! It was worth way more than the cost.
9. Don't be shy! This is a rookie mistake I made. I tried being a gentleman and it made my trip less enjoyable. If you want a girl, go for it! Approach her, talk with her.
10. Just because you aren't shy doesn't mean you have a pass to be rude.
11. Relax! You will be overwhelmed your first time in Pattaya. You will get a flood of weird emotions. When that happens, find a relaxing place to reset and reassess your reasons for the visit. You read all these reports of men who land 11 girls in 6 days and you feel the need to do the same. The pressure can be bigger than you realized. Don't try to be that guy on your first trip. Be the guy smiling, not the dehydrated one looking to refill fluids. If you see a girl who gets you going, have fun! If you are tired from the previous girl, don't feel like you have to get another just to keep up with studs on this board. They've been here several times. They've been training for the marathon. You're still just a sprinter.
12. Last tip, try eating at different places for each meal. This one is a little more personal, but I feel the need to say it since I love experiencing new things. Don't go to the same place over and over. Also, be wary of seafood if it's been sitting outside all day.
I'll write another report in the more traditional way if members ask, but this one has everything I wish I would have known before visiting.
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10-05-15 22:31 #17630
Posts: 31Originally Posted by Adrena [View Original Post]
In Pattaya, the problem is there are just too many pushy girls. Kinda nice feeling of being popular but after a while it becomes annoying. But I would say it is just a part of the deal.
Would be nice to hear your first experience.
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10-05-15 21:53 #17629
Posts: 4114Bell bus service
Originally Posted by Sunlover2 [View Original Post]
Look like they are running again but only twice a day so is still better just taxi to Mo chit bus station bus every hour to pattaya.
Fast eddie 48.
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10-05-15 07:25 #17628
Posts: 3040Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
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10-05-15 06:46 #17627
Posts: 295Originally Posted by Adrena [View Original Post]
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10-05-15 05:55 #17626
Posts: 96Thanks for the info Mr. Enternational. You are 50 posts away from reaching 5,000! I couldn't ask for a better expert. I'm also glad that you gave me Thai phrases to say as a way to express my disinterest. I think those will be very helpful when I visit early next year.
I think I might have worded my post wrong. I am overly friendly by nature. I grew up in the South in The USA.
We are naturally talkers and courtesy is a huge thing where I grew up. Unfortunately, smiling and saying no thank you seems to encourage the LB's or merchants. (in my experience).
I haven't been able to adopt a nonchalant bored look that portrays my utter lack of interest. I have no problem with LB's or merchants trying to earn money, and I full understand their hustle. I just feel like I'm almost leading them on by my attitude. I want to find the quickest way to let them down without hurting their feelings. Same goes for the working girls. I have a hard time saying no, even when I'm not interested.
Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
I have no problem with LB's talking or touching me. They are actually kinda funny. The problem is letting them down without feeling like a bad guy. I want a good way to say no without sounding like an A-hole, but at the same time making my intentions clear.
I think saying it in Thai might be the way to go!
If anybody is interested, I'll write a report of my first monger experience ever. (which happened in Pattaya).
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10-05-15 05:30 #17625
Posts: 15925Originally Posted by Adrena [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by Adrena [View Original Post]
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10-05-15 03:55 #17624
Posts: 5465Originally Posted by Adrena [View Original Post]
For the various vendors, I found that a simple shake of the head combined with a look best described as "I just stepped in fresh dog shit", was usually effective. For the girls I just kept moving, never giving them a chance to get a good grip. I only had one try to walk with me and she gave up after half a block.
I think it's one of those things you just have to deal with.
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10-04-15 23:45 #17623
Posts: 96Unanswered question
I've been reading this website for over a year. I've traveled to Pattaya once. In all that time, I'm sure this question has never been properly answered, and I'd prefer to get an answer for someone who lives in Pattaya, but anybody who visits frequently should feel free to chime in.
Okay, how do you decline all of the sun glass / hat / ride somewhere with me merchants that harass you 24/7 on the streets?
I wear sunglasses everywhere I go, but my last trip I couldn't because it seemed like they were an open invitation for every sun glasses guy to come up and ruin my day. I would say no forcefully many times and less than two minutes later another one would be approaching me. How can I quickly make it clear I don't want to buy their trash?
Another one is LB's. Do they think it's okay to grab my abs / junk / arms anytime I walk by. Is it because I have a smile on my face from being in Pattaya? Should I try to look angry?
I don't mind saying no once or twice, but saying no 25 times in a row is annoying. It was so bad that I found myself crossing the street repeatedly just to avoid them.
How do you deal with these distractions?
For the record, I think Pattaya is still a great place and is worth visiting. I love Go-Go's and Pattaya has enough to make me think I'm in heaven.
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10-04-15 11:34 #17622
Posts: 265Originally Posted by FLHawk [View Original Post]
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10-04-15 01:24 #17621
Posts: 15925Originally Posted by FLHawk [View Original Post]
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10-03-15 23:43 #17620
Posts: 784Originally Posted by FLHawk [View Original Post]
SL.
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10-03-15 22:46 #17619
Posts: 227Originally Posted by FLHawk [View Original Post]
Bus ride is just one hour, all through the outskirts of Bangkok, no worries about traffic jams.