Pattaya Reports

[Pimpampoumpipo]

Did she have a big mouth? I have kinda noticed a correlation between mouth size and vagina size. Women who have small mouths are usually tight and women with big mouths are a little loser. Wondering if anyone else has noticed this?

Mmmmmm. Interesting.

Perhaps we could do a study on this and post on The Lancet.

[Mr Enternational]

I checked her pussy when she got out of the shower, hehe. I still could not tell even when she is completely naked in front of me. Her explanation was she was under 18 so she borrowed ID from her friend.

LOL. So now not only are you about to fuck a dude, but you are going to jail because he is under 18!

[EihTooms]

Did she have a big mouth? I have kinda noticed a correlation between mouth size and vagina size. Women who have small mouths are usually tight and women with big mouths are a little loser. Wondering if anyone else has noticed this?

No correlation between a female with a large mouth and a big or loose pussy in my experience. Puffy lips can often bode well for her vagina being cushy and enveloping though.

But regarding the unfortunate cavernous pussy, I have never tried one (well, unless the LB was so convincing I did not realize it), but wouldn't a surgically manufactured "pussy" more likely be too shallow and probably dry rather than cavernous?

Not that a LB has a "pussy." He never will have one. A post-op LB can only have some remaining penis or scrotum skin and tissue tucked into the area for his partner to rub against.

[Nounce]

What is too easy? You made a deal with a hooker before you went to the room, but once you got in the room you anticipate that she is supposed to play hard to get? And if she doesn't, then she may be a man?

It is more about her behavior than anything else.

I saw a very attractive girl chatting with a group of friends on the street outside of my hotel. I was pretty sure they are all females. She gave me a price, then she said she would do everything but what sticked to me was she followed up with "it's very cheap". Usually a pretty girl in Bangkok don't behave this way.

but once you got in the room you anticipate that she is supposed to play hard to get? And if she doesn't, then she may be a man?

No, in the room, I was waiting for her to finish shower and have nothing to do so I decided to call receptionist to check. I was surprised that she got a male ID.

Again, you could have asked to see the ID card a long time ago avoiding any suspicion or anxiety.

I don't have suspicion at the time. If I thought I need to check ID, then I probably would not approach her. She looked normal, petite like all her friends, not much makeup. I think I was more excited than anything else, haha. I am just armature and cannot be compared to a major leaguer like you.

Now you have the entire hotel staff giggling behind your back for the rest of the stay because you thought a man was a woman.

That does not really say anything about me. I think it said something about them. The hotel staff should be used to this if they work in this business, I don't think it matters. Some receptionists in some hotel are LBs too.

And once again, what is your move when the receptionist informs you that it is indeed a man?

I checked her pussy when she got out of the shower, hehe. I still could not tell even when she is completely naked in front of me. Her explanation was she was under 18 so she borrowed ID from her friend. I don't remember her reply on why she would borrowed a male ID. After, she put on her cloth and left upset like a female, the voice pitch, expression and gesture were completely normal like a female.

[Danny Duck]

You guys do realize that every LB has numerous hot girl friends on the game, right?

Option 1 is to lose your shitt and have a huge arguement.

Option 2 is to politely decline, say it not your thing, then ask if she has any pretty friends who would like a night of fun.

I'm not condoning LBs' deception but what happened after a monger finds the truth early on can still end in a good night if handled smartly.

Enjoy. G.

I never noticed this.

[AggieDad1]

I once went out with a girl with a super large vagina.

Did she have a big mouth? I have kinda noticed a correlation between mouth size and vagina size. Women who have small mouths are usually tight and women with big mouths are a little loser. Wondering if anyone else has noticed this?

[Gargano19]

Trying to add to my stable and line up girls one by one. So far I have about 7 girls who I'm impressed with bodies, faces, and service that I haven't quite shared them with ISG just yet. That's until I get bored of fucking them. The rest, I honestly don't care and the become Monkeypaw scraps. So yes, the best are still inside my pockets. So here's three more second hand goods. I call them the crazy girls. One wants 3000 baht and a sugar daddy. One wants condom everything even BJ and HJ for 1800. The other won't give you a pricing until you add her by LINE for a deep convo, video, and then it was 2000. All are within my budget.

(maybe not the 3000 but she's not worth it to me or trust me, I'll not eat for a day), but not worth the trouble for me. Maybe, some of you can get better results for a cheaper price and let us know about it. If I don't hear from you back, then I guessing you got a worse response or none at all. So take your best shot at these three crazies and give me the 411 on what I'm doing wrong?

P.S. Hey look her hand is near her crotch in the pic, so she must be hiding something.

I saw Wiky in Jan in bkk I think in a bar. 2000ST she asked. She is just okay in bed. Plus in real she doesn't looked as good to me as her pics on TF. But it's subjective. 3000 for ST in Pattaya is crazy for her, I would advice sticking to 1500. She won't give anything extra which any other girl can't give for same 1500.

[Member #4698]

I was not so lucky in Pattaya. I ended up picking up a post op girl. It was not until I started pumping her in my hotel room, that I realized something was amiss. It felt like I was banging an artificial doll.

So you didn't have any clue about the girl until your dick was in her "vagina" ? Yikes!, But let me ask you a question: then how did you finally discover her vagina was man made and not just super cavernous?

I once went out with a girl with a super large vagina. Fucking her was like sticking my dick in Carlsbad Cavern. There was no feeling / no friction of any kind. So the relationship was doomed from the start and I only went out with her 3 times, but I will never forget our last night together: I began to finger her, one finger, 2 fingers and then 3 fingers. She was very wet and her body language seemed to be asking for more. It also appeared to me like there was still plenty of room in there, so I slowly inserted my whole hand until it was completely inside her vagina and she went wild. Now the amazing part of this story is that I was a very young man back then and I absolutely had no friggin' idea what I was doing. I had never heard of the term "fisting" or even thought about the possibility. It was all a complete adlib on my part, yet somehow I instinctively found my way. After the girl had a very physical orgasm, she moved down on my dick and gave me the best BJ I had ever had up to that point.

My experience with an extra large cavernous pussy reminds me of the story about Sonny Corleone and his girlfriend in the Mario Puzo's original novel, "the Godfather", not the movie. In the book Sonny had a super large cock and a monstrous appetite for women, ha ha, and his girlfriend had a super large pussy no other guy could fill, again ha ha, so he and his girlfriend were made for each other. But after Sonny is gun downed, the girlfriend can't find another man who she can satisfy or who can satisfy her until she meets a gynecologist who understands exactly what the problem is and he arranges to have her vagina surgically tightened. All I am saying is if your post op LB managed to get past your LB radar without detection, how do you now know she is a dude and not some girl with a super large pussy?

[MonkeyPaw]

Trying to add to my stable and line up girls one by one. So far I have about 7 girls who I'm impressed with bodies, faces, and service that I haven't quite shared them with ISG just yet. That's until I get bored of fucking them. The rest, I honestly don't care and the become Monkeypaw scraps. So yes, the best are still inside my pockets. So here's three more second hand goods. I call them the crazy girls. One wants 3000 baht and a sugar daddy. One wants condom everything even BJ and HJ for 1800. The other won't give you a pricing until you add her by LINE for a deep convo, video, and then it was 2000. All are within my budget.

(maybe not the 3000 but she's not worth it to me or trust me, I'll not eat for a day), but not worth the trouble for me. Maybe, some of you can get better results for a cheaper price and let us know about it. If I don't hear from you back, then I guessing you got a worse response or none at all. So take your best shot at these three crazies and give me the 411 on what I'm doing wrong?

P.S. Hey look her hand is near her crotch in the pic, so she must be hiding something.

[Goferring]

You guys do realize that every LB has numerous hot girl friends on the game, right?

Option 1 is to lose your shitt and have a huge arguement.

Option 2 is to politely decline, say it not your thing, then ask if she has any pretty friends who would like a night of fun.

I'm not condoning LBs' deception but what happened after a monger finds the truth early on can still end in a good night if handled smartly.

Enjoy. G.

[Lefeu]

Once again, if a punter has even a 1% intuition that the girl might be a dude then something ain't right. It doesn't matter if the girl turns out to be a girl or something else. Pass. There are literally 100's of girl girls waiting in line to take her place that won't trigger that 1% something is fishy feeling. Trust your instincts...

Except in the case when a punter falls for the subject, girl or LB. We all have met a stunningly beautiful girl, who turned out to be LB. I met one in Makati not long ago, and I was saddened that such a beauty would be an LB. When I asked whether she was an LB, the response was that I would get the best service from an LB. I passed.

I was not so lucky in Pattaya. I ended up picking up a post op girl. It was not until I started pumping her in my hotel room, that I realized something was amiss. It felt like I was banging an artificial doll.

[Member #4698]

Once again, if a punter has even a 1% intuition that the girl might be a dude then something ain't right. It doesn't matter if the girl turns out to be a girl or something else. Pass. There are literally 100's of girl girls waiting in line to take her place that won't trigger that 1% something is fishy feeling. Trust your instincts.

Of course, you can always ask. DUH! A girl girl will laugh and say why you ask. A LB will admit she is a ladyboy. And a Postie will say she is a girl, but she won't laugh like a real girl because she won't find the question funny. Ha Ha. And if you are still nervous about the hooker you can ask to see her ID. Just say I want to make sure you are over 18. But I will say it on more time; if you are that worried about the hooker being a LB, then what the fuck are you doing with her in the first place? You should have immediately passed on the opportunity unless you have a thing for androgynous, borderline girls or you really want a LB but are afraid to admit that to yourself.

Hey, Thailand is all about having a good time. I like the place because you can pretty much have your cake and eat it too. Trust me, LB's are not a problem for most of us, but they are part of the scenery. 555.

[Mr Enternational]

Sometimes it is after you are in the room, you think it is too easy so you start to have question. Calling the receptionist discretely to confirm is the easier method.

What is too easy? You made a deal with a hooker before you went to the room, but once you got in the room you anticipate that she is supposed to play hard to get? And if she doesn't, then she may be a man?

Again, you could have asked to see the ID card a long time ago avoiding any suspicion or anxiety. It is okay to ask them about sucking your dick and fucking them in the ass and finishing in their mouth, but you need to be discreet and involve a third party to assure you it is not a man you are about to fuck, instead of looking at the ID yourself when you picked them up? That makes no sense. Now you have the entire hotel staff giggling behind your back for the rest of the stay because you thought a man was a woman.

And once again, what is your move when the receptionist informs you that it is indeed a man?

[MichaelSamuel]

One more thinig to contribute here that I didn't see posted anywhere, forgive me if I repeating information. All of these medications operate as vasal constrictors so the offset to that is actually something like pseudoephedrine. Unfortunately that is not available in many countries over the counter like thailand due to all the misuse so you would have to bring it with you. I have had sinus issues and am a scuba diver so I always travel with some and have found that it is effective after the act to keep the headaches and stuff nose at bay. Some countries have it mixed with ibuprofen or tylenol which would be the best solution.

Also I was a kamigra user but my buddy converted me to sildenafil which is my go to now. More reliable, less side effects. However if you going multiple times a day every day anything can loose efficiency. So taking 100's split into halves or thirds, and then if just need a little boost 1/4 of a kamigra to change up the chemistry. But always at least 4-8 hours between dosages of anything.

Generic 100 MG Viagra is as cheap as 40 cents per pill here in the South East USA. I find if I don't end up fucking after I take one, I get a giant headache. I don't need the 100 mgs, but the nice part about them is I can blow a load and stay hard and keep fucking. Have never been able to do that before, but this shit is a miracle drug. Plus, I love the look on the girls face when you blow a load and then keep going to give them another.

My problem here is that Whiskey Dick is a very very real thing. No idea, but even a single shot of whiskey just makes the commander not want to go to battle. When I'm on the prowl, I stick with beer and vodka, or if the girl is drinking it, Tequila. I love when girls want shots, it's a nice fine line getting with girls who are a little tipsy.

[Nounce]

But the same way you asked someone else to check the ID, you could have just checked it yourself. Not understanding how you guys are making something so easy out to be so complicated. You bring a mf no telling how far to your room. You pay a tip to the doorman. You let the mf have a couple of drinks then get undressed to get in the shower. Then you call all around town to find out if the person in your shower is a guy or girl.

What is wrong with saying hello my name is such and such. I like you. Let me see your ID an hour and a half ago? All this secret squirrel super sleuth spy sliding satang shit is ridiculous.

After calling all over Thailand and finding out it is really a dude, what is your next move once he gets out of the shower?

I agree with you. There are still rare occasions this may be useful. You call when it is the 1% that you are not sure about. I think you have said 99% of the time you can tell, that leaves us the 1%. Sometimes it is after you are in the room, you think it is too easy so you start to have question. Calling the receptionist discretely to confirm is the easier method. It takes less than a minute. You are not calling the receptionist to check every one of them.