Pattaya Reports

[EihTooms]

For a "popular" girl betwen 18-24 1000 is not realistic anymore nowadays. At least not on average. Might get lucky every now and then but that will be more of an exception than the norm.

Exactly. Whether it is on ThaiFriendly or live and in person on the street or in a bar or club, hot 18-24 year olds are not reaching out to or responding to every punter within their view.

Sorry, but nobody is batting 1000 with hot 18-24 year-olds for 1000-1500 baht and sure as hell not routinely getting no discussion / no hassle BBFS+CIP with them on an initial session with them for 1000-1500 baht. If for no other reason than hot 18-24 year-olds are rarely if ever reaching out to anyone because they are too busy fielding offers to accept their initial quote for covered everything including a HJ.

In Thailand, the only real challenge is to convince a much better than average looker (usually young) to agree to BBFS+CIP or BBBJ+CIM / BBBJ+CIM+Swallow and / or I suppose some form of Anal. And nobody is routinely getting that on first-time sessions with hot 18-24 year-olds for 1000-1500 baht.

However, it is utterly easy for virtually anyone to routinely get whatever they want from well below average lookers for 1000-1500 baht or even free. Similarly, it is utterly easy for virtually anyone to get covered sex with the hottest girl in any room, on the street or online, the only challenge in that being to simply offer more money if necessary.

But that latter solution, simply offering more money, does not necessarily work with truly hot 18-24 year-olds because they are already making a sweet living and then some by only laying there for covered sex. Or, these days, by just chatting online and rarely if ever encountering a live and in person penis at all other than their boyfriend's.

[Sir Lancelot]

When I write these diaries I try to give the most honest description I can. I'll talk about the good and the bad, that way it can give any would-be visitor a realistic portrayal of the frustrations you can sometimes encounter. Today was one of those days.

I had a lie-in and after dropping off a bag of laundry to the cheerful lady at the laundrette opposite my hotel, went for a leisurely breakfast. I like getting a table overlooking the street and looking at the world go by.

My hope was to arrange an afternoon quickie in my room but Nui the nympo was in Cambodia and my favourite Myth girl wasn't reading her messages. For some reason I can't log in to Tinder either, I think possibly I've been suspended for using one of their blacklisted words. So I had the settle for a short-time with a very challenging cryptic crossword.

At 5 pm I decided to head out for some afternoon fun. I had a brainwave, for a change I'd try the gents clubs on soi Boomerang. It's an L-shaped road just off soi Buakhao, near the hospital. However the collection of girls outside the clubs were very uninspiring. If I had seen one girl even remotely enticing I'd have invited her inside for a drink, but they were all older dears. I abandoned the idea.

At this time of night the bars are just starting to open so I decided to stroll around and see if I could see a pretty girl to short-time. I walked along soi Pothole, turned right on to Buakhao then left on to Soi Honey but didn't see a girl to tempt me. I backtracked on to Tree Town, which was still largely closed except for an enthusiastic gaggle of girls outside Area 52, then walked through Myth. Again, no-one grabbed my attention.

I was enjoying the walk though, so decided to stroll to soi 6. But even my favourite street in the world failed to deliver. I walked the entire length twice and didn't see any standout contenders. I wonder whether maybe three weeks in to my trip I've become blase. I bet if today was my first day I'd have seen lots of girls to pique my interest.

Although I didn't see any girls to tempt me, a lot of girls showed interest in me. Three separate girls ran to me on the street who I've previously fucked.

The first was a gorgeous girl I met on my soi 6 bar-crawl two weeks ago. She ran out from the bar and gave me a bone-crushing hug, nearly knocking me off my feet, so I happily bought her a drink. She looked sublime and I was very tempted to take her upstairs again (not least because she delivered a really passionate session) but I was on the search for the 30th girl of my trip.

Back on the street outside I was grabbed by another girl who I'd been with earlier in the trip and then further down, outside Shooters, a third girl said 'remember me? ' It was a tall, skinny girl I'd fucked 18 months ago. I was very impressed that she recognised me. We reminisced about the lipstick incident. After I'd taken her upstairs she showered me with kisses, so much so when I saw my reflection in the mirror I looked like The Joker!

By this point I'd done three recces up and down the street and didn't want to run the gauntlet again. I saw a reasonably cute young girl in a pushup bra at one of the bars near the beach end and bought her a drink. But things stalled when we discussed prices. Firstly, the bar didn't have a room, which is highly unusual. Secondly, brace yourself, she quoted 4000 for short-time! Bearing in mind the bar didn't have a room, I assume this price was for a takeaway two hour short-time but even so, 4000 is higher than Walking Street short-time prices! She was a fairly average girl too, sweet and cute for sure, a standard 1000 baht soi 6 girl in my book. She hardly spoke any English and our negotiations were conducted entirely on Google Translate, so I'm sure something was lost in translation.

So for the first time on this trip, soi 6 failed to deliver.

I walked back along the beach and up soi 7, which has disappointed me so far on this trip. However I saw a fresh-faced cutie sat at one of the bars. Talk about a diamond in the rough. Again I'd love to be able to tell you the name of the bar but can't as ElMexicant will try to post a photo of the girl, and in this case there's more reason than ever not to let her identity be revealed.

She was a very cute girl with a big untamed mane of hair. She didn't speak a word of English so an older girl in the bar acted as translator. She told me the girl was just 20. When I told the older girl I'd like to barfine the pretty girl she told me that the bar had an arrangement with a hotel at the end of the street and a short-time room would cost 500. The girl's price was 1500. When I was settling the bill the older girl asked me to take care of the young girl as I was her first customer.

We walked to the hotel and the room was very sparse and dreary, with traffic noise from 2nd Road a constant rumble. The girl became very shy once we were alone in the room. I've had girls like this before and you just have to try to relax them and take your time. It's one of the risks of targeting young and innocent types, that sometimes you get one who has no experience at all.

But this girl was very hard work. She wouldn't get undressed and then eventually reluctantly took her shorts and knickers off. She wouldn't let me touch her pussy so I lay back and she wanked me in a very half-hearted fashion. It was only when she took me in her mouth I started getting an erection. The sex lasted about one minute. She was extraordinarily tight, I could only get in two or three inches and whenever I tried to push further she closed her legs with a painful grimace. I looked at her face and she looked scared.

I've never forced a girl to do anything against her will and this girl clearly wasn't ready. I rolled off, kissed her on the forehead and told her I was finished.

We both got changed and sat at the end of the bed. Using Google Translate I said 'I don't know what to pay you. You not want to have sex and I did not want to force you'. She replied '500 is okay'.

Life as a monger doesn't always run smoothly, sometimes you have experiences like these. To be honest, I felt sad for her. She was so nervous but at least she tried. After I gave her the agreed 500 her demeanour completely changed. She was relaxed and giggly and gave me a farewell hug.

I walked back towards my hotel through Myth. I barfined a lovely girl last year at Krazy 80's Bar on soi Buakhao but their girls are older now. Next door at G&J there seemed to be a crop of generally younger girls.

I did a loop through Tree Town and bought a drink for a lovely looking girl at Buddy Bar. This a strange bar. Almost every time I walk past there is a severe lack of girls, never mind talent, to such a degree it is an easy bar to miss. But every now and then the bar has a collection of younger, prettier girls, that usually only lasts a day or two. The barfine is 1000 here but drops to 600 after midnight. I got the girl's Line and went to get myself a burger at 3 Town Steak.

Normally I'd be all-in for a night visiting lots of bars but inhaling cigarette smoke had made me start coughing. I bought a honey lemon iced tea, the best medication I've found.

With my chest infection in mind I decided to walk up soi Honey as a massage-with-extras would be the perfect solution. No cigarette smoke, no drinking, just a seedy quickie behind a curtain, perfect.

Sadly there were slim pickings at the massage shops but I did see one nice younger girl standing outside one of the bars, wearing an elegant white dress. She wasn't a stunner, but she was nice enough and I'd reached the point in the night when I just needed a girl. I invited her inside for a drink. Usually the deal in these kind of bars is you can take your girl upstairs to a short-time room but this bar didn't have one, so I had to barfine her for 500 and take her back to my hotel. She asked for 1500 short-time but accepted 1000.

The sex was pretty standard affair, both of us going through the motions, and she was out of my room before midnight.

[Axiata]

Nice to see you and your Wingman make your return to Pattaya. Was thinking of you guys when I was there. Glad you were able to adapt while on the ground. That's what I find many guys aren't able to do. You saw the gogo bars weren't up to par so you shifted to Soi 8. Shooters Soi 8 is always fun. I had been hearing that Soi 7 and Soi 8 are picking up again.

Thanks BB. I did walk along soi 7 & 8 a few times on the way to Shooters. You are right that there is some life there and some bars worth looking into. One bar looked good with a few girls worth a punt. I think it was Dark Angel? On Soi 8. Not far up from beach road corner. Will drop into that next time I am there. So many options in Pattaya and so little time! Look forward to catching up when we are next there.

Happy hunting.

[Goferring]

I reckon because you tell them what you'll pay, rather than asking what they'll charge.

Don't forget that E is also a long term resident. Girls know that a resident is far more likely to pass and wait for an acceptable offer or simply call one of the other 1000 Contacts than a horny week long visitor.

The same goes for attitude. Who cares about pleasing a guy that's going to be gone tomorrow. Please a resident and she can likely call to drop around again when the rent is due.

Enjoy. G.

[Argo1990]

I reckon because you tell them what you'll pay, rather than asking what they'll charge.

I always found that approach useful. If you start with "is 1000 ok? They can up you to 1200 or so and be happy. If they start with 2000, you can lower it to 1500, and they'll be unhappy about it.

For a "popular" girl betwen 18-24 1000 is not realistic anymore nowadays. At least not on average. Might get lucky every now and then but that will be more of an exception than the norm.

[Crocodilexp]

Not sure how I keep batting 1000 on Thai Friendly and others are not. I guess it is like I said. I understand it is a numbers game, while others are getting set on 1 chick and frustrated when it falls through. This chick has been pestering me to see her but I have not had time. She started sending freak pics and vids of herself today, and it made me cave in. Made a deal for 1000 later on tonight.

I reckon because you tell them what you'll pay, rather than asking what they'll charge.

I always found that approach useful. If you start with "is 1000 ok? They can up you to 1200 or so and be happy. If they start with 2000, you can lower it to 1500, and they'll be unhappy about it.

[Forty Drinks]

Soi 7 8 9 is bad as ever.

Lots of CUTE plump old dark skin girls. Same old same ole.

[Forty Drinks]

Not sure how I keep batting 1000 on Thai Friendly and others are not. I guess it is like I said. I understand it is a numbers game, while others are getting set on 1 chick and frustrated when it falls through. This chick has been pestering me to see her but I have not had time. She started sending freak pics and vids of herself today, and it made me cave in. Made a deal for 1000 later on tonight.

Many have Standards. 1 k says it all.

Trust me Folks. 1 k is like shopping at Salvation Army. NOthIng wrong with that. Diff folks for diff strokes.

[ElMexicant]

The chick that asks for 5 K ST with the long ass essay about how too good she is? Those aren't her boobs and during COVID she went for 2000. Just an average fuck with a NO repeat for me.

This girl here just trips me out. Her profile is so funny. And weird at the same time. I can be a real ass and post a vid or two of her with a finger in her ass while getting K9. But I am so so nice not to. Wonder why nobody wants to share Goya eskimo brother stories?

By the way, I didn't know Thailand had a Mixue, my favorite soft serve in the world. Best thing to come out of China. Only 15 baht for a cone. KFC's is 12. But not as ample with the serving as Mixue's. Sing along with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI7ymmVKoN0

[Banana Boi]

Been 4 years since I was last in Pattaya. Was thrilled to be back after 2 years of lockdowns and over the top airfares. So what has changed?

Nice to see you and your Wingman make your return to Pattaya. Was thinking of you guys when I was there. Glad you were able to adapt while on the ground. That's what I find many guys aren't able to do. You saw the gogo bars weren't up to par so you shifted to Soi 8. Shooters Soi 8 is always fun. I had been hearing that Soi 7 and Soi 8 are picking up again.

[ElMexicant]

Somebody recently messaged me about "regulars" and why us long stays get cheaper pricing. I said it before and will say it again. Tourists and weekend millionaires (which I used to be one a long time ago), get shafted the most on price. They only have a limited amount of days they are here and the girls and bars take that shit to the bank because they are desperate in those 2 weeks. Long stays have a rapport and get much better deals. Take Pam (I've posted videos of her from YT), who used be Soi 6 before COVID. During COVID, her rate for me was 1000 because basically nobody was here and I was stuck for 2 years. She probably made 50 K off me in those two years of lockdown.

She is in my black book now, though I am actually getting bored of banging her. She doesn't seem attractive to me anymore. Maybe it's because I am aging more gracefully than she is. I was at CoCo Fitness today and they haven't seen for 3 months, but said I look better than the last time I was in Pattaya. Must be those skull crushers. Big guns means building the triceps not biceps. My grandfathered price is 1500 now every time she sees me. Not even sure what her going rate is anymore for everyone else. But that's not my problem. Anybody want to share what her FL price is now?

By the way, if I really get bored. I might make a stop on Soi 6 and Myth Night, just to prove the girl from Wet Spot and the Barbie girl (she wears that shirt like 3 X a week), in question from Sir Mix-a-lot are only 1000 for me to bang. But then again, that's me going out of my norm in taste to prove a moot point. But it would be kind of fun, to get them to hold a sign that said "ELMexicant 1000 for 3 Holes. ".

[Axiata]

Been 4 years since I was last in Pattaya. Was thrilled to be back after 2 years of lockdowns and over the top airfares. So what has changed? Firstly I was there in early March and the weather was hot but still ok to get around during the day.

Soi 6, well what can I say. So many girls and a lot more than I recall. Now it is fair to say that the quality is not that high but I am no Ryan Gosling so they are still good for me! That said, I have a particular style I look for and took Banana Boi's advice and made sure I looked into every bar. My observations were that the first bars from second road were favoured Asian punters, the girls were very young and had eyes for them. Once past those bars as you get to Lisa Bar the girls are more interested in money than looks. My wingman and I stopped into Lisa Bar, Foxy Bar and Passion Bar. All three bars had some girls that we either took upstairs or took out for the afternoon. The quality of the performance was very good and they all responded to DFK and DATY. Soi 6 is still worth the time and hunt IMHO. Lisa bar rooms are ok but passion rooms are a dump. Next time I will bar fine girl and take her to my hotel down the road.

Walking Street agogos were disappointing and even Sapphire has gone down in quality. A few of the agogos in the street were packed and just way too pushy for lady drinks. LK metro agogos were also a little down in quality but one bar Playgirls actually had a good line up. Billabong had the usual older girls with older gents and not really my scene. The rest of the bars around there were average. Soi Boomerang was a waste of time.

The best of the agogo bars IMHO for fun and girls that were not pushy was Shooters on Soi 8. We spent a few nights in that bar and always had a good night. Girls vary in quality but we did find a few that suited our tastes and were fantastic performers. I liked the fact the bar had a good pool table down the back which enabled us to do more than just stare up girls pretending to dance and buy them drinks. All in all, we had 5 days of great fun in Pattaya and look forward to going back.

Happy hunting.

[Mr Enternational]

Not sure how I keep batting 1000 on Thai Friendly and others are not. I guess it is like I said. I understand it is a numbers game, while others are getting set on 1 chick and frustrated when it falls through. This chick has been pestering me to see her but I have not had time. She started sending freak pics and vids of herself today, and it made me cave in. Made a deal for 1000 later on tonight.

[Mr Enternational]

Many decent-looking girls no longer settle for 2000 apparently. Note this one below didn't even want to communicate in her own language, also not a good sign.

She is one of the girls who print their Line IDs on their TF profiles. Now you might say this is great, no need to message them for their Line ID, one step less and less time wasted. Wrong! Up to now I haven't been able to meet a single girl among those advertising their Line IDs direct. Alternatively, such girls may get enough random offers to only settle for rates higher than 2000. Many TF girls who show interest are too dumb to send their Line ID in their first reply.

Why blurt out an offer? If they ask me how much I pay first then I will tell them. She is probably thinking that if he is so quick to offer 2000, then he will likely pay more if his offer is rejected. The chick from last night did not even ask about money before coming. I just ended up giving her 1500 (300 over my usual) because she lives 20 minutes away and took Bolt both ways.

I am now commonly seeing chicks say 2000 short time and 4000 long time. Only once have I seen a chick say more than that. A chick said I will come for 7000. I said ok. She never answered and a few minutes later their lone picture was deleted. One thing with scammers is they often have only 1 picture. Also a common thing I am seeing with chicks that have their Line on their profile or quickly respond by giving you their Line, is that they want to sell content or cam sex.

On the flip side I had a chick with her Line on her profile come over the other night. Normal LT 1200 baht. No sooner than she left, she was trying to come back for free saying how horny she was.

[Buksida]

Business as usual. I told her that she can not have another man because she lives with me from now on. She said you pay me? I said no, you stay here for love. She said I can not eat love. I said okay I give you food too.

The buffalo needs food as well!