Pattaya Reports

[Banana Boi]

Thanks for your post BB. I give it an A for effort even though it is a somewhat discouraging report. HA HA! Skyfall, Glass House. Tantra, and Billabong are some of the new to me bars that I plan to hit along with some other old favorites like Sensations (have to go and look / see no matter what) What's Up, Sapphire, Infinity, Palace, Happy, yada yada. Anyway I am getting stoked. Looking forward to the big trip. Thank Buddha for Ambien and Vodka to get me through the long flight in extended leg room coach.

P.S. I could have told you and saved you the trouble of going to CH Pat, that the CH pics WERE NOT CH Cowboy. CH Cowboy has no wet area. I practically lived at CH Cowboy last year (and Twisters too). In fact, CH Cowboy have a couple of seats along the north wall reserved in my name. But despite that and the homecoming I expect to receive there, the 1st bars I am hitting after I arrive in the big Mango are Kings Castle 1 & 2. To that end I am going to spend my 1st week in LOS on that side of town. It should be fun.

Thanks Natty. It is not a detailed report by any means I just quickly wrote a few lines to change the topic off the dick size topic which was sure to escalate.

Only visited CH Pattaya to clarify the stage and tub issue that has been ongoing.

For an infrequent visitor Sensations, Palace, Baccara, Happy will all be ok. You're going to be disappointed at Infinity and What's Up as both have gone way downhill. If you want to try some lesser known bars try Tantra, Bypass, Shark, and maybe even Lighthouse for the odd gem time to time. If you like them petite and young try Nui 2 aka Runway. Skip Glass House there are girls but nothing good, unless you just want to walk a few steps between Glass House, Ginza, and Nui 2.

Be warned KC1 is not nearly as good now as a year ago and every other Patpong gogo bar was very dead. Thaniya Road is very busy though but we all know the issues there.

Billabong and Thirsty Camel are not gogo bars. They are beer bars in LK Metro. Billabong quality is like ibar so don't expect much.

Caveat. I take no responsibility in a bar being bad when you go. Timing and luck play a big factor in whether a Pattaya gogo bar is rocking on a particular night.

[Allover]

the 1st bars I am hitting after I arrive in the big Mango are Kings Castle 1 & 2. To that end I am going to spend my 1st week in LOS on that side of town. It should be fun.

Kings Castle was very good last week. I think it is worth a visit. I would also like to thank BB for reporting about it several weeks ago. I thought it had one of the best lineups of all the Go-Go's I visited in either Bangkok or Pattaya. A very pleasant surprise.

[Member #4698]

How about posting some actual reviews instead?

<snip> THE GOOD <snip>
Skyfall,
Glass House,
Tantra,
Billabong.

<snip> THE BAD & Worse <snip>
Bliss.
Shark.
Super girl.
Misty's.
Panda.
Dolls lk.
Thirsty Camel.
Bachelor.
Office.
Touch.
Wildcats.
Sensations. Just so disappointing these days. Still tons of girls but not many new ones. Many girls have the same issue as skyfall girls suffering the effects of drinking too much.

Thanks for your post BB. I give it an A for effort even though it is a somewhat discouraging report. HA HA! Skyfall, Glass House. Tantra, and Billabong are some of the new to me bars that I plan to hit along with some other old favorites like Sensations (have to go and look / see no matter what) What's Up, Sapphire, Infinity, Palace, Happy, yada yada. Anyway I am getting stoked. Looking forward to the big trip. Thank Buddha for Ambien and Vodka to get me through the long flight in extended leg room coach.

P.S. I could have told you and saved you the trouble of going to CH Pat, that the CH pics WERE NOT CH Cowboy. CH Cowboy has no wet area. I practically lived at CH Cowboy last year (and Twisters too). In fact, CH Cowboy have a couple of seats along the north wall reserved in my name. But despite that and the homecoming I expect to receive there, the 1st bars I am hitting after I arrive in the big Mango are Kings Castle 1 & 2. To that end I am going to spend my 1st week in LOS on that side of town. It should be fun.

[Blanquiceleste]

The general thinking and stereotype is a guy this big is lacking something upstairs the saying " A big house with all the lights on but no one is home ".

6'6" loaded with a big black dick.

Yeah. Poor guy did not even get the reference.

[LittleBigMan]

You're experienced enough to know that girl is pushing all your right buttons she thinks you want to hear ie. That you have a king Kong dick. I don't have an 11 inch dick and tons of Thai girls tell me my dick is huge. That's because they have been trained to do so. They say everything they believe their customer wants to hear.

If I truly believed everything a Thai girl says I'm the best looking guy in the world, I have a huge dick, I have the biggest heart, etc.

The general thinking and stereotype is a guy this big is lacking something upstairs the saying " A big house with all the lights on but no one is home ".

[FL Hawk]

Notwithstanding the quality and quantity of girls on Soi 6, do you guys find it's harder to get DFK, in the pants HJ, or BJ from a Soi 6 girl without going to a room. I remember 2 years ago it was a given but now you really have to either be lucky in your choice of girls or waste a lot of energy being charming.

For all tourists coming to Pattaya, please be more demanding of the Soi 6 girls even before you room with them. Luckily the G clubs are unaffected still and DFK, HJ, BJ still more likely than not for the price of a lady drink.

In my 3 years of going twice a year to Soi 6 I have never seen any type of BJ other than on me, upstairs, in a private room. Well, other than a BJ bar such as You Friend Me. I have had a very few girls, maybe one or two out of many dozens, who has "played" with my Johnson downstairs (again, other than a BJ bar), and only a few more have engaged in a DFK session. Part of that might be me. I am a reserved fella and I don't play with the women all that much either. I do admit that since I am almost the age of their grandfathers, I am a bit self conscious of how things look, though that is crazy as it is Pattaya, and who cares?! Sooo, on my next trip in November, I will take BB's advice and try to push things a bit more to see what I get. But that said, we need to tip the girls that provide these extras. It may be fun for us, but it can hardly be for them (unless possibly you are a young, handsome stud). By leaving a nice tip, you will make it better for the rest of us guys coming behind you!

[Banana Boi]

Enough with this dick talk guys. How about posting some actual reviews instead?

First I'm blaming Rob for wasting about 10 minutes of my life as I had to go to ch tonight to clarify the stage and tub argument. The photos MP posted are indeed ch pattaya. The blue tiled tub in the photo is still there. There is a cover on it that can be removed. There are 5 stages in the front part of the bar, 3 more stages in the rear part of the bar. There is technically a 9th stage if you count the covered tub where all the skanky girls are.

Lew, the girls are still ugly so keep on avoiding ch.

Skyfall. Short visit tonight. Some girls have pretty faces but many are suffering from the effects of hustling 20 plus drinks per night. Beer guts are plenty here.

Bliss. Visited the other night. Terrible lineup.

Glass house. Tons of girls no customers. Nothing special.

Shark. Majority of the girls aren't good but I like some of them.

Super girl. Walked in the other night. Hardly any girls. Seemed odd since this bar usually has lots of girls.

Misty's. Not much here for my taste.

Tantra. Still really liking this bar. Lots of girls. Bar is one of the busiest on ws now.

Panda. Sinking fast.

Dolls lk. The majority of the Kaos girls are gone. Nothing great tonight.

Billabong. Wow this place was rocking tonight. Seemed like khaosan road with all the people.

Thirsty Camel. There is one pretty new girl here. Rest are old.

Bachelor. I keep trying hoping it goes back to being a place worth visiting again. Unfortunately not.

Office. No!

Touch. No!

Wildcats. Other than bee who I posted a photo of before there is no one here.

Sensations. Just so disappointing these days. Still tons of girls but not many new ones. Many girls have the same issue as skyfall girls suffering the effects of drinking too much.

Bypass. Still busy with mandarin closed.

[HectorG]

When you pointed her out to me the other night (the girl with cowboy hat), I told you that I know that girl, she's a good hustler, and I have already fucked the shit out her twice. She is a multi-hole and gave me full GFE to the max. She's a little mad because she thinks she's the top coyote in there, and I've swapped her ass out already. She is the only regular coyote with fake boobs at Tantra. Actually I can't remember seeing another girl with fake boobs in there at all, even most models don't have fake tits at Tantra. Anyways, the other night, I called her down for a drink just to chat and asked her about hustling customers she has no intention to go with. Her words exactly were "if they are ting tong (stupid) then can do. " I keep telling guys, pay attention to those drink size. If a girl orders a shot, then you might as well try grope her and try to kiss her for that one drink, because she's going to bounce soon anyways. So try to get something out of it. If it's a big full size drink, then she wants you to talk to her and perhaps barfine her. It's that easy. Of course there are exceptions, like girls who don't want to get fat drinking cola.

Anyways, that night I grabbed two other girls there for an awesome 3 some experience with plenty of double BBBJ, girl on girl kissing, DFK, finger fucking, titty sucking, pussy eating while I fucked from behind, and I was able to watch when the girls went at it alone. This wasn't the type of experience when one girl waits her turn, watches, and then swaps out with the next girl. Girls would be in 69 position and I would be fucking from behind and then stick my dick in the other girl's mouth below. These two girls were into each other and kept getting wetter and wetter as the session went on for 2 hours. There was so much moaning and screaming from the girls that my neighbors at this hotel got mad and banged on my wall. Jealous fucks. I ended up paying 2000 barfine total, 2000 in drinks, 4500 for each girl, 500 extra girl charge at my hotel, and 1000 for food afterwards. We spent about 4 hours together from the start at the bar. It's all about picking the right girls and allowing them to get to know each other to get this type experience from the cuter chicks. I paired up the short haired tattooed one on the right with the leggy girl holding my famous teddy bear. I assumed that the short haired girl was more of a tom type lesbian and the leggy one was bi-curious. I guessed very right as she fucked the hell out of the other girl with her fingers and mouth. There was so much pussy juice on my sheets, it crusted up like ironing starch the next day. I like playing Cupid!

Damn hot story bro. I'm going to hunt those girls down when I get to Pattaya in a few weeks. Looking forward to sharing my full reports. Thanks to everyone for all the great advice on this board.

[HectorG]

Last night, I was standing outside the Family Mart across of Crazy House drinking a Diet Coke. There was a old, dirty, homeless man with some missing teeth, who was sitting on the curb "talking to himself. " I asked him was he okay. He then started to talk to me about the "meaning of life", Buddha, and wanted to share all his wisdom. I stood there for about 30 seconds, sipping on my Diet Coke, listening to his jibber jabber, then I offered him the rest of the can of soda. He didn't want it and got a bit angry I was paying attention to him. So I just walked away figuring I knew more about the "meaning of life" by living my own life every day and then comparing to others before I fall asleep at night after my prayer. It's called reflection. I then walked straight into Crazy House to settle this debate. Immediately when I walked in, I can see 5 single small stages lined up in a row, each in a circular shape and one girl dancing on each stage. There were more of these types of stages towards the back. This is a far cry from the "only 2 stages and no tub" that you claimed in the previous post. In the middle towards the left, there is an elevated square tub with tiled trimming. Above it were circular rings that you see at other clubs where the girls would pull on and water would spout down. The tub was covered with a plywood lid to make it look like bigger stage surrounded by tables and bar stools. Nobody was dancing on it, so the tub was not in use and remained covered. Crazy house has a design using psychedelic colors to resemble a colorful asylum. So there, now you have first hand account of the elusive tub at Crazy House. Also, they have a Facebook page to which those pictures I posted were taking from, that clearly shows the tub and the water spray. Simply search "Crazy House Pattaya" on Facebook, look at the pictures, and look at the dates taken. Lastly, I was told just because it's called Crazy House, doesn't mean that their customers have to have mental issues to enter and buy a drink. All all are welcome.

Thank you for your first-hand report. Did you see any extra-curricular activities going on there? I read elsewhere that Crazy House is the "nastiest" go go where pretty much anything goes, especially in the back area like public BJs and DATY, etc.

[Banana Boi]

How is it priced based when all the girls hold up their little pinky to describe their last Asian customer?

You're experienced enough to know that girl is pushing all your right buttons she thinks you want to hear ie. That you have a king Kong dick. I don't have an 11 inch dick and tons of Thai girls tell me my dick is huge. That's because they have been trained to do so. They say everything they believe their customer wants to hear.

If I truly believed everything a Thai girl says I'm the best looking guy in the world, I have a huge dick, I have the biggest heart, etc.

[Blanquiceleste]

It's pretty clear what you are!

Some just come in real extra large sizes. All of 6 feet tall sometimes.

[LittleBigMan]

You must have misread my post I was referring to the girl using her Pinky to show the size of the man's penis. And since women's hands and fingers are much smaller than ours we can't really compare her pinky to one of our fingers. You must live in a strange world where you think anything compared to a pinky is a good thing. The world that I live in everyone is lazy and wants the most amount of money possible. Working girls are no different they are going to go to the easiest job that they can find. You're just a job to these girls it's not the game you're putting on its the amount of war that they have to put in.

Oh, believe me, I didn't read your post wrong nor do I live in a strange world you and your remarks regarding Asians are as clear as can be! You can try to worm your way out by saying your world everyone is lazy etc etc. It's pretty clear what you are!

[Breadman]

If you look at your pinky and then the next finger over you won't see much of a difference so personally, it isn't much to brag about if you are the finger over. You can kill a person with a slingshot if you know how to use it properly and hit the right location?

You must have misread my post I was referring to the girl using her Pinky to show the size of the man's penis. And since women's hands and fingers are much smaller than ours we can't really compare her pinky to one of our fingers. You must live in a strange world where you think anything compared to a pinky is a good thing. The world that I live in everyone is lazy and wants the most amount of money possible. Working girls are no different they are going to go to the easiest job that they can find. You're just a job to these girls it's not the game you're putting on its the amount of war that they have to put in.

[LittleBigMan]

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[XXL]

....Group of Asian men walk into an FKK Club in Germany and the girls flock to them it's because they know they won't have to work hard to earn their money. The rule of thumb for Asian men is 5, 5, 5... 5000 Baht 5 inches and 5 minutes. That is the inside joke of Thai girls when they type '555' in a chat. It's them having a laugh.

Isn't this a theory white men all over the world like to believe in to save face after having been priced out of all sexual markets by Asians.