Pattaya Reports

[Sumart]

I just returned from a trip to Pattaya. Had every day my oil massage and my dick was always massaged too. I am amazed about what these hands can do. I always tell them only to massage and not to release me by HJ. So they put more oil and just massage my dick for half an hour. These can be really better than FS.

Specially on Soi 11 I had wonderful sessions. I always asked the massage girl if she would take off her clothes also for massage. They always agreed after I insisted on that. The cheapest was a half hour massage from a topless woman for 100 Bath and it went up to a maximum of 900 Bath.

These girls really know how to touch your dick to give you a feeling of happiness!

[Eaglestar]

Does anyone know if there's places to get a PADI diving certificate in Pattaya? I might be able to take a few days to get it finally, and if Pattaya just happens to be there in the evening, no harm done I guess.

Google brings up about 15 PADI shops in Pattaya

[Mouse1]

Just because something is cheap or unendorsed by the authorities doesn't mean it can't do excellent work. I have been taking Master Mineral Solution, actually an internal chlorine dioxide generator which breaks up pathogens, in complete safety for 2 years with good effects. Do your research, read the many testimonials and realise 'The powers that be' see MMS as a threat to their hegemony.

If I was in a better mood I would write a long reasoned argument about why this product is ineffective at best, and dangerous at worst.

But I'm not, so I'll just say again: 'You are drinking bleach. Stop it.'

If you want one good reason why it's all crap, how about this:

Humans have 10x more bacterial cells than human cells. Yes, you did read that right. DNA sequencing would show that you are just a dirty contaminated pool of bacteria, and to an alien, you are just a walking mass of bacteria supported on a rather rubbery frame. Your bleach may undoubtedly be very effective at killing bacteria, but how does it kill the baddies and not the goodies?

But hey, I'll never convince you, because you have faith.

Dr Mouse.

[Wendella]

Does anyone know if there's places to get a PADI diving certificate in Pattaya? I might be able to take a few days to get it finally, and if Pattaya just happens to be there in the evening, no harm done I guess.

[Forever69]

Had a beer at X Zone-soi 16 where gynecologists meet daily-

Found a nice and cheap"Thai Germany" restaurant right of walking street betw, soi15 and 16 in a little soi (across galaxy /baccara gogo)marked BJ (club).late nite. Entrees around 100 across from a bunch of st-hotels.

Kamagra gel only 1800 bt/box now soi 15 sec. Road.

Nice firm oil massage from "wan" soi post office(13/2?) sulaporn massage orange sign close to sec Road, 200/hr with lots of attention to the right detail without getting HJ

Took out sexy girl kim from misty's for 1000 all night. Tried for 500 to no avail.

Great romp.

[Ekspat]

sorry to tell you this Trev but "minerals" are totally ineffective against STDs

Sometimes even antibiotics of the first generation don't help anymore.

Stay safe!

[Trevor2522]

Dudes on this site and others reporting getting HIV in Pattaya.

Then please pass them these links :

http://jimhumble.biz/site/index.php?...d=12&Itemid=32

http://www.oneradionetwork.com/ (Jim Humble, Nov 29, 2010 -- Free registration for podcast download).

Just because something is cheap or unendorsed by the authorities doesn't mean it can't do excellent work. I have been taking Master Mineral Solution, actually an internal chlorine dioxide generator which breaks up pathogens, in complete safety for 2 years with good effects. Do your research, read the many testimonials and realise 'The powers that be' see MMS as a threat to their hegemony.

[Luvpuss]

Q. Can Pattaya regulars please advise how to choose an establishment and identify youngish girls without children? Bear in mind they lie too! I'm thinking Soi 6, Beer Bars and Beach road. A good attitude is more important than looks. I wouldn't pay more than B500 ST + B300 barfine where applicable. To me mothers aren't even worth that. Going bareback is also essential but I've had the snip (with great regret, subsequently). Thanks.

Have a blast.

Dudes on this site and others reporting getting HIV in Pattaya. Maybe you are exempt.

Good luck!

[Dinghy]

Sorry to tell you this Trev but "minerals" are totally ineffective against STDs

You might as well drop snake oil into/onto yourself - will work just as well.

Drinks - you COULD order "water" (I do sometimes - depends on my interactions with various pills)

[Lordberners]

I've been to a few oily massage places in Pattaya where they seem to specialize in having younger (say 19-21ish) girls, who offer sexy massage and handjobs for 300+500. I've never had full service in this type of place and only rarely any BJ - I'm not sure if its on offer or not - but for me I prefer just a teasing handjob.

I remember seeing a few of this type of place on Soi Chiaphum and a few on Soi Post Office. My favorite girl, quit though, so I'm looking for a new place.

I'm very picky on the masseuse being young and very good looking though, so I'm wondering if anyone can recommend a particular place? I wouldn't mind if it was a bit higher cost than what I mentioned above.

[Fun And Sun]

A glass of draft is normally the cheapest entry ticket to the go-gos but I get gassed-out pretty quick. Just wondered what other punters order to keep bloat down without buying high-end drinks? I'm not big on beer, spirits or even coke and would rather just pay-by-time, or nurse my drink, if that's an option.

I often order a bottle of light beer at go gos since I also feel a bit full and bloated after a few days of downing loads of regular beer at go-gos and beer bars.

If I am go-go hopping one evening I will usually do the following:

1. Go in, stay standing and look around to see how many girls there are and how hot they are.
2. See if the farang crowd looks decent or if there are a bunch of loud and obnoxious people in there
3. If test 1 and 2 aren't met, then I will just walk out without sitting down. If not then I will take a seat and order myself a drink.
4. If I decide that there is nothing of interest in there, then I often don't finish my drink. The reason for that is that it is easy to get very drunk very fast by going from go-go to go-go and drinking a whole beer at each one of them.

[David 2]

A glass of draft is normally the cheapest entry ticket to the go-gos but I get gassed-out pretty quick. Just wondered what other punters order to keep bloat down without buying high-end drinks? I'm not big on beer, spirits or even coke and would rather just pay-by-time, or nurse my drink, if that's an option.

Why not try bottled water or orange juice? Works for me and NO bloating.

[AfAsia]

A glass of draft is normally the cheapest entry ticket to the go-gos but I get gassed-out pretty quick. Just wondered what other punters order to keep bloat down without buying high-end drinks? I'm not big on beer, spirits or even coke and would rather just pay-by-time, or nurse my drink, if that's an option.

As Mama always said: "never drink on an empty tummy son". have a meal before drink. No bloat, works for me, and i consume gallons of beer.

On the FDA. Of course they are protecting the "big market", they are obviously running MMS down because it is a threat to them. FDA don`t have your welfare at heart...only their financial bloat

[LittleBigMan]

A glass of draft is normally the cheapest entry ticket to the go-gos but I get gassed-out pretty quick. Just wondered what other punters order to keep bloat down without buying high-end drinks? I'm not big on beer, spirits or even coke and would rather just pay-by-time, or nurse my drink, if that's an option.

You can order " Nam Soda " which is basically Thai Carbonated water with Ice. Pretty carbonated, you might now like the taste. First time I didn't but I got use to it.

LBM

[LittleBigMan]

Why not give him directions to the " Bush " let him go bareback and see if his theory works?

LBM