Pattaya Reports

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Actually you are not expected to buy anything. You can walk in and find a chick and just go upstairs with her if you want. That is just some old psychology shit making you feel guilty, like when you go to church and they ask for the offering. You do not have to give anything. But if you don't reach into your pocket you may feel a little strange when you see everybody else is doing it. Just say you are not there to drink, you are there to fuck. Snip

I never buy girls a drink on Soi 6. I go straight to a girl and say "bumbum" pointing my finger to the sky meaning "upstairs". No frowns from management when I pay for the room without buying any drink. Some girls may be boycotting me because of it though. I'll never know because I'm not going to change. 1400 is my Soi 6 price. 1350 in bars where the room is 350.

I also never buy a drink for me or the girl. However, a year or so ago I was in a bar (one of the Nightwish group, I think) and was told I had to buy a drink for myself. I was surprised and asked why? Was told that was their policy, so bought a 95 baht beer because I wanted to fuck the girl. After I bought it and wanted to go upstairs, I was told I had to buy the girl a drink also. This pissed me off so I told them to fuck themselves and left. The Nightwish bars have fucked up Soi 6 with their drink policies and inflated room rates and should be avoided.

[Mr Enternational]

And you're expected to buy at least one drink for yourself and the girl, which will cost about 150 each.

Actually you are not expected to buy anything. You can walk in and find a chick and just go upstairs with her if you want. That is just some old psychology shit making you feel guilty, like when you go to church and they ask for the offering. You do not have to give anything. But if you don't reach into your pocket you may feel a little strange when you see everybody else is doing it. Just say you are not there to drink, you are there to fuck.

The girl that is in my bed now works at a gogo. Last night she was telling me about the drink shit. She said she has to sell 50 drinks in 10 days then she gets 10,000 baht from it. (No idea how it is figured since even if a drink is 150 baht, 50 only add up to 7500.) I asked how does she get people to buy all those drinks. She said it is really easy when they are already half drunk. They will not say no. Then she showed me the little baby voice she uses to ask for a drink. I said well you know that shit won't work on me. She started laughing and said most of the time it is just apple juice.

Soi 6 and Beach Road are not the only players in the game. You have Thai Friendly, Tinder, WeChat, walking around meeting chicks. (Hell, I met this chick the other day at the market.) And that is how you get what I consider a more normal price.

For instance the gogo chick that is here now is getting 1200 LT from me. My initial offer was 1000 and hers was 1500. She has been here since 8 last night and it is almost 11 am now. She has told me of customers giving her upwards of 5000 LT. She was telling me about one dude coming in and bought her a drink. She said she spotted one customer that gives her 5000 on a regular basis. So she went over to talk to him and the first guy got really angry. He said he would give her 5000 too. She said but the other guy gives it to her on a regular basis, so surely it is not expected that she would blow off a frequent big spender like that.

In 14 years I have never given a Beach Road chick 1000 baht for short time and would not even suggest someone needs to pay that. 500 is the most I am willing to do, while some of my friends are giving them 400. There are many price points around this place and it has nothing to do with how the girl looks or where she can be found. All that matters is how much you are willing to spend and how much she is willing to take.

[XXL]

The going rate for girls who work in the Soi 6 bars should be 1000 as well, for full service in an upstairs room. But that's a misleading price in some respects. The bar will also charge 300-500 for the room. And you're expected to buy at least one drink for yourself and the girl, which will cost about 150 each. So all-in a Soi 6 session is at least 1,600.

I never buy girls a drink on Soi 6. I go straight to a girl and say "bumbum" pointing my finger to the sky meaning "upstairs". No frowns from management when I pay for the room without buying any drink. Some girls may be boycotting me because of it though. I'll never know because I'm not going to change. 1400 is my Soi 6 price. 1350 in bars where the room is 350.

[Bunky]

Return flight from Kolkata, India is showing below $100 to Bangkok for July end. Hope by that time situation will be much better. Room charges are showing on a lower side in booking.com. Now only thing that I am not sure is if I will get WGs at 1 pop /1 K or not at that time. But for the experience I would definitely like to go to Pattaya once because I am tired of tasting local gals here. Just wanted to confirm one thing from you is if these 1 k / pop wgs will come to the hotel room or they take you to there places? I am definitely looking for FS with lots of smooching & GFE. I am plannnig to travel on July end and hope by that time situation will be under control.

Finding a working girl who provides full service for 1000 baht in Pattaya is difficult, but not impossible. Generally speaking, the girls who stand along Beach Road (also known as the "coconut bar") will go to your room for 1000 and you'll get full service. But you better be staying in Central Pattaya, west of Third Road. They will balk at traveling farther. And don't expect "lots of smooching and GFE." At that price point, it will be a fairly expeditious transaction.

The going rate for girls who work in the Soi 6 bars should be 1000 as well, for full service in an upstairs room. But that's a misleading price in some respects. The bar will also charge 300-500 for the room. And you're expected to buy at least one drink for yourself and the girl, which will cost about 150 each. So all-in a Soi 6 session is at least 1,600. And again, the "romance" will be lacking.

The real problem with this guy's holiday plan isn't funding (although he's definitely traveling on a shoestring) it's TIMING. Just my opinion, but Pattaya won't be anywhere near back to normal by the end of July. Will it be better than East Dismal Seepage, India? Can't say. Never been there. But it won't be the Pattaya so many of know and love and this gent aspires to see.

[Cool]

Insurance can bite into a razor thin budget. Hopefully no watersports or motorcycle accidents. Or ER from partying. Don't forget travel insurance because theft is more likely with the Global Recession.

[Cool]

Another point is as a foreigner and not a regular the girls will feel they earned a 25% tip at the hot toc if they put max effort and don't rush you. The locals and residing expats may tip little or nothing. If you choose wisely at the hot toc and she gives you the 'works' she may be disappointed if she is not rewarded with a humble budget busting tip.

[PedroMorales]

Here is a 46 year old British guy who picked up a hooker in Soi Bukeau, had yabba, had sex, ritually slaughtered her asnd now is facing a long holiday in the Monkey House.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...lling-her.html

[GettingFedUp]

The worse thing with so many things up in the air open today close tomorrow

And also closed tomorrow but open Sunday when it comes to alcohol! https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand...ck-from-sunday.

For those in desperation also remember that 6 May (Wednesday) is Visakha Bucha day, which is usually a no alcohol sales day. Apologies for posting both here and in the Thailand General Thread, but it seemed the best way to cover the bases.

[LittleBigMan]

The worse thing with so many things up in the air open today close tomorrow the last thing you want is to come here on a shoestring budget and then it all gets locked down again as remote as it may seem due to the short trip unless you have sufficient time and funds available through ATM to weather it out. Don't be one of those foreigners backpackers going to Temple, standing in food lines asking and looking for handouts. Although many have stated they have it and it is small money no problem giving a few thousand baht to the ladies don't expect the same generosity. Your best chance if it happens is pimping yourself to those sugar in the tank ex-pat foreigners?

GOOD NEWS I SPOKED TO THE CHON BURI GOVERNOR TODAY WENT OVER THE ENGLISH PORTIONS HOW TO UNDERSTAND THE STATS AND WHAT THE % OF SUCCESS?

THE LOCKDOWN (8 CHECKPOINTS SUKHUMVIT) WILL END MAY 4TH Monday, ALL GOOD TO ROAM AROUND ON THE 5TH Tuesday!

[Gargano19]

You must be real desperate. $600 is 20 K baht (on the higher side). Lowest ticket from Kolkata return would be 4000 baht, bus from airport to Pattaya - 300 be both ways (yes bus - 2. 5 hrs if you are lucky) - say 1000 B all transort in Thailand, cheapest hotel at 700 b per night- 2100 (yes you do get at 700 B, GF hotels), cheapest pussy at 1000 B ST, assuming 2 per day since you are coming all the way just for mongering - 6000 be, you eat 7/11 microwave meals or 50 B chicken rice on the street carts. Food bill 1000 B for 3 days with some desserts thrown in. Sticky rice pudding? Visa cost - 1000 be. You are down 15 K baht till now. If you don't drink beers or sodas and do with just water, I think you will have a fabulous 3 day trip with the cheapest of flights, rooms, food, pussy and 2. 5 HR bus ride from bkk, plus you will have a few bahts left to buy a souvenir to take home for your family. Now we know why us Indians have the reputation we have, what we have. Why don't you stay home and enjoy the boudis in the baris of sonagachi RLD of Kolkata and save the blushes? I took the effort to research the costs and break it down to make you realise. I dint even add your home to Kolkata airport commute costs, am sure you will figure it out.

Now that's a well explained, to-the-point post and reply for OP's question. I was thinking to write something similar yesterday but was busy.

To OP, dude my first suggestion is don't come on paper thin budget. What's the point coming on a "vacation", and living in some cheap ass hotel, buying 50 b food and bang the worst hookers available. Maybe you haven't seen most 1 k baht pussies on beach road, I will throw up seeing them nude in my room before my dick gets hard. There are somw good ones available on Tinder for 1-1. 5 k but it will take time to find then and there's lots if bait and switch and late replies (2-3 days late replies I mean).

If you really want to come on the same budget, I suggest you to focus on quality over quantity. Soi 6 won't cost you 1 k per pussy but quality will be better than those beach road ones.

Or you can stay at your place and go to some thai massage shop. There must be some in Kolkata I guess. Never been there though.

Rest you can decide what's best for you.

[Nounce]

There are hotels for 3 nights for 1 k?

The post says it is per day. I think you miss that.

[Cool]

I loved HCMC. But outcall FS is expensive. Hot tocs are fun but in most cases not FS. Plus the top tier providers may show disinterest by not making eye contact, playing with their phone or meal. Bike taxis are the cheapest in SE Asia here. There is going to be a language barrier here. And a lot of Viets will want to overcharge foreigners. Vietnam is better to bring a holiday girlfriend and sneak out for a massage. My friend with a bigger budget wasn't in love with HCMC. For your delicate budget it would be AC then Thailand. Your going to be limited to 2 shags a day max. Vietnam will have to be for another day because your P4P options will be strained on a shoe string budget.

[Mr Enternational]

Yesterday I went to visit a chick that I mess with. I was sitting outside when right in front of me I saw another chick that I mess with eating at a makeshift restaurant. Now these are both free chicks. While waiting for the chick that lives there I went over to talk to the one at the restaurant. I have reported on her before. I met her at the market maybe 3 years ago. She spent the night with me that night. The next day I gave her 1000 baht and she said what is this for? Then I had to make up some bullshit because I looked like a jakazz. Same chick was leaving my place one morning and a White guy that lives in my building told her "that guy has a different lady over every night". She said she told him as well he should because he is a handsome guy.

Anyway she hits me up last night and tells me one of the chicks that she was eating with likes me and wants to come stay with me for 1 night. She said I will have to pay the girl 1000 baht though (which I have always touted as standard Pattaya LT FL price). She also tells me that the girl I was there to see was very beautiful. I said how can you tell since she had a mask on? She said she saw her body ok. I told her that I would relay the message. I told the other girl and she said ok.

[Mr Enternational]

There are hotels for 3 nights for 1k?

I don't know about 1k, but rooms 3 nights for 1200 are a dime a dozen. The place I stay is 500/day if someone was to pay a daily rate. But with a 1 year contract it works out to 150/day for me. He could easily bring $500 for 3 nights and go back home with half of it. Even when I was just a visitor I never spent $500 in 3 nights if you don't count the clothes I was buying.

1000 baht visa. 400 baht back and forth airport. 300 baht/day for food. 400 baht/day for room. 150 baht/day for motorbike. 100 baht/3 days gasoline. That is 4050 ($124) for essentials. $376 left to spend. 500 ST, 1000 LT for 3 days is 4500 baht ($138). $238 to site see, buy souvenirs, get more chicks, or take back home. Easy.

[ArisCasa]

Hello Guys,

I am looking for options of mongering in either Pattaya, Saigon or Angels City. Please guide which will be the best option if my budget is $600 for 3 nights, out of which $100 is flight tickets and transport to the city. Which city provides best value for money?

Thanks,

Dhruv.

You must be real desperate. $600 is 20 K baht (on the higher side). Lowest ticket from Kolkata return would be 4000 baht, bus from airport to Pattaya - 300 be both ways (yes bus - 2. 5 hrs if you are lucky) - say 1000 B all transort in Thailand, cheapest hotel at 700 b per night- 2100 (yes you do get at 700 B, GF hotels), cheapest pussy at 1000 B ST, assuming 2 per day since you are coming all the way just for mongering - 6000 be, you eat 7/11 microwave meals or 50 B chicken rice on the street carts. Food bill 1000 B for 3 days with some desserts thrown in. Sticky rice pudding? Visa cost - 1000 be. You are down 15 K baht till now. If you don't drink beers or sodas and do with just water, I think you will have a fabulous 3 day trip with the cheapest of flights, rooms, food, pussy and 2. 5 HR bus ride from bkk, plus you will have a few bahts left to buy a souvenir to take home for your family. Now we know why us Indians have the reputation we have, what we have. Why don't you stay home and enjoy the boudis in the baris of sonagachi RLD of Kolkata and save the blushes? I took the effort to research the costs and break it down to make you realise. I dint even add your home to Kolkata airport commute costs, am sure you will figure it out.