Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

Yes, it's Goya. I've not met her myself but reports say that she is a hardened pro with a handler. All business and does not look as half as good as the photo's. Many say that she's not even worth 2 K.

What the hell happened to you get what you pay for? If the price is 5000, then it has to be great right?

[Banana Boi]

Be careful too many infractions you get cancelled. So my Friend tells me.

Only to come back under a different name.

[Houston Player]

Yes, it's Goya. I've not met her myself but reports say that she is a hardened pro with a handler. All business and does not look as half as good as the photo's. Many say that she's not even worth 2 K.

I agree, I had her for 2,000 and I won't repeat.

[Downandup]

The chick that asks for 5 K ST with the long ass essay about how too good she is? Those aren't her boobs and during COVID she went for 2000. Just an average fuck with a NO repeat for me.

Yes, it's Goya. I've not met her myself but reports say that she is a hardened pro with a handler. All business and does not look as half as good as the photo's. Many say that she's not even worth 2 K.

[Paolo99]

If another punter buying many drinks in a bar affects you this much or disturbs you this much, then I am happy you were entertained.

However, then I would question this statement.

Don't take it personally mate, it's all about fun, nothing serious.

Your behaviour in the bar really doesn't affect me, it rather keeps me entertained as you said.

And you're not the only winner, there's another one who uses 1 K baht notes for tips.

[Forty Drinks]

Imagine Banning yourself from a Soi 6 bar because you acted like a FOOL.

Don't be that guy.

Pro tip: don't act like a FOOL. Not direct this at anyone in particular. Hahaha.

[SubCmdr]

I've met and fucked 3 nice massage MILFs from soi 13/1 and 13/2 via meeting them on TF first.

YMMV.

Damn straight my ISG Brother. I had a experience with a MILF 39, that responded to my message on Thai Friendly. She gave me her whatapp. She invited me to her massage shop. I negotiated everything before I even met her. I told her I wanted an excellent complete oil massage and then at the end I wanted her to suck my dick until she tasted the flavor of my splooge. She agreed!

I did not come right away. In fact I put her off for a few days. When I was ready to come she to here shop she said she was busy. She asked me to wait. I told her I am already on my way. I told her give me the name of another girl that works there that does the same as you and I'll see her. Suddenly she became available. She was waiting for me to arrive.

She was very touchy and gave me a hug. She my hand and led me to the room. Thought this was kind of weird on our first meeting but just went with it. She gave me a plastic basket to put my belongings. She excused herself while I got undressed. She then returned with the supplies she needed for the massage.

So she engages me in small talk. Standard questions: How long you been in Pattaya? Do you like it? Do you have a girl friend? Why not? Why didn't you ask me to your room? Do you like sex? Ok, the answers in my mind were I didn't invite you to my room because I actually like getting a real massage and then getting my dick sucked and coming the mouth of girl who gave me the massage. I don't have a girlfriend because most girls here in Pattaya are letting random mother fuckers cum in their mouths and pussy. Why would I want a girlfriend like that? LOL! Besides when I can cum in a mouth or pussy of random girls why would I want a girlfriend unless she was going to continue to let me live the lifestyle I wanted to live without hassle? Anyway, I found the small talk amusing, cute and relaxing as she was trying to develop chemistry with me and rapport.

She gave me an excellent massage on my posterior body. She then had me flip for the massage on my anterior. Another excellent massage. She did not half ass it. She gave me a complete massage. Then she excused herself again.

She returned with wipes. Wiped my (you know what) down and then proceeded to start sucking me. I asked asked to see her breasts and she pulled up her top and undid her bra. She was actually sucking me good. So I had her get up on the massage table between my legs as that is my favored position when I am lying down. Solid sucking motion, all the way down. Very little use of her hands on my dick. Played with my balls until it was that time. I blew my splooge and it was fun watching her take that first spirt in her mouth. She did not revolt but did not say on my (you know what) I continued to blow splooge onto her mouth and lips and was quite surprised that the power behind my ejaculation. She dribbled my splooge back onto my dick and milked my dick until she got it all out. She got a wipe for herself first then cleaned me up. She excused herself again and let me rest for a couple of minutes. She came back and waited with me in the room until I was ready to get up and get dressed. I did. I then paid her.

She gave me a hug and then escorted me out of the room holding my hand. Out in front of the shop she gave me a hug. I walked to the edge of the street and waved down a Baht Bus and continued on my way.

Cannot report a price. Because the Pussy Price Police (PPP) been giving me heat and the Bangkok boys be snitching (they are not having the fun we are in Pattaya). I don't want to risk it. But trust me, I am running in true SubCmdr style (running quiet and running deep) and not walking around in the heat to hit my price point. I find the Baht Bus to be very useful tool for getting many mundane things in Pattaya along with exciting things like pussy. The Baht Bus more or less dropped me off in front of her shop.

Im gonna spread the news, that if it feels this good getting used, well they can just keep on using me, until they use me up - Bill Withers, Use Me.

ROTFLMAO!

Fuck the Price Police!

Price Police 🚓 report to duty. 😂.

Raj Raj you went undercover but you've been made. Better have your supervisor pull you out. Tell him to give you a raise and have you actually write a report.

Oil Massage 300; BBBJCIM 700; Watching her deal with my cum: Priceless!

[Banana Boi]

Maybe a dumb question but how long actually is ST? Is it just until you pop once? Or is it fun for a full hour and if that means you can pop twice in that time, you can?

It's about clarifying beforehand. If you want 2 shots, make sure the girl knows before you take her. Most girls spend the entire time with you as long as they are enjoying your company. You're not really rushed in any of the Pattaya places except maybe in a MP.

[EverythingThai]

Maybe a dumb question but how long actually is ST? Is it just until you pop once? Or is it fun for a full hour and if that means you can pop twice in that time, you can? I have just been treating it like my experience in the US scene, where as soon as you pop it's over. Have had most girls want to cuddle after and I kind of usher them to leave because I assume they won't let me go round two.

In Pattaya, at least for my STs, it's actually whatever you and the girl agree on. Typically you are correct in saying it's one pop. However, I have had STs want to cuddle too and I kinda just pushed on through for a second pop. I then gave them a tip over and above what the agreed upon rate was. This experience is in reference to Thai Friendly deliveries I ordered in where everything has been pre arranged. For a ST from a bar, for me it has been anywhere from 1 to 3 pops and 1-4 hours. ST from a bar means me taking her to my condo for a ST. The most pops I have gotten on a ST on the bars premises is two. I still gave a tip as well.

So, in summary, typically one pop but it is whatever you and the girl negotiate and sometimes shit happens LOL.

[EverythingThai]

Exactly my experience too.

Although I wouldn't give these girls numbers, there were definitaly a few I would have wanted to bang but I didn't do because of lack of chemistry or because they simply asked too much.

But I've seen lately a few lovely looking new comers than I plan to meet and I'm thinking in changing my tactics and become a new generation monger instead of the old school guy that I've always been.

Not dirt cheap anymore if you follow the winners.

I plan to copy them next time, but only with a few selected girls (if they are still around in a few months).

I will target a few girls on the 6 that I want to bang, I'm still hesitating between offering 80 or 120 water shots for her (yes, even though I don't know her yet, I already love her and care about her health, so no alcohol, no sugar) or I'll make a statement and go directly for 200 or even 500 shots.

Now I'm convinced it's better to do it that way instead of directly offering this huge amount of money directly to the girl, because otherwise the bar couldn't live without me, so I have to think about these poor souls too.

That way, sweet heart cannot refuse to sleep with me and she will give me hands down one of the top 5 experiences in my whole life, I'm sure about that.

Naturally I'll give 2000 baht tip to the mamasan cashier too, because otherwise the experience wouldn't be so good, and the girl would look at me like I'm a cheap charlie, which I don't want.

And naturally, I'll not put a foot in the soi again after that epic night, because obviously I would be targeted as a soft guy or an ATM, which I'm not too.

So to sum it up, not cheap but I can afford it (I'm a western guy) and honestly it would be too dumb to still miss on these kind of experiences just to save a few pounds.

If you are going to post a parody, do it right man. I never said that I wouldn't step foot in the soi again. I said I would not step foot in the same bar for a while. The reason is I want to choose a different lady. Get your facts straight lol.

Great post though mate. I am glad my posts entertained you so much for you to conger up all this creative energy.

If another punter buying many drinks in a bar affects you this much or disturbs you this much, then I am happy you were entertained. Just waiting for your next Pattaya report though. I hope it will be as entertaining as this post. LOL.

Why would I care what other guys are doing.

However, then I would question this statement.

[SubCmdr]

Maybe a dumb question but how long actually is ST? Is it just until you pop once? Or is it fun for a full hour and if that means you can pop twice in that time, you can? I have just been treating it like my experience in the US scene, where as soon as you pop it's over. Have had most girls want to cuddle after and I kind of usher them to leave because I assume they won't let me go round two.

Actually it an excellent question. For me it is whatever I negotiate. I do not negotiate over time. I negotiate over service. Most girls want more money but they will give the second shot (their word) for a discount. I always tell my Thai Friendly girls that I will decide if I want a second shot after our first one. I consider it an incentive for them to perform well in order to pick up more money in the same trip to see me.

[BPalacio]

Maybe a dumb question but how long actually is ST? Is it just until you pop once? Or is it fun for a full hour and if that means you can pop twice in that time, you can? I have just been treating it like my experience in the US scene, where as soon as you pop it's over. Have had most girls want to cuddle after and I kind of usher them to leave because I assume they won't let me go round two.

[Nyezhov]

Thank Allah it's not just me seeing the DICK in a banner ad here.

If you're seeing danglers in any banner ad It's the fault of Google not the owners of the board. The ads or generic, take one, take all.

I personally have never seen one.

[GentileBear]

I think that was under the previous owner. The present owner has even had lewd banner ads of ladyboys.

Thank Allah it's not just me seeing the DICK in a banner ad here.

[Nyezhov]

I got a penalty I think?

Reason: TVS. TV-TS-SheMales.

I am not allowed to post pictures or tripreports of ladyboys?

Even if the board allowed it, which I was always under the impression it doesn't, do you really want to reveal your preferences in a place where such preferences are the subject of numerous mental giggles?

Sometimes I wonder what the guys who keep asking questions about how to recognize a ladyboy are really looking for.

I must say that's the first report I've ever seen regarding a ladyboy during my time on this forum, which stretches back to the early days of its existence.