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[Raiderman]

I Need Info On The Pueblo Amigo I Want To Do A Tln There But I Dont Know If They Let You Bring Girls To Your Room And Does Any Talent Hangout There Any And All Info Will Help.

Hi,

I sincerely appreciate your reports, but...

Would you please STOP capitalizing the first letter of EVERY word in your reports!

It's difficult to read, it's time consuming to fix, and it takes you more work to write like that.

On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: Thank You!

Jackson

[Country John]

I know the owner of http://teamjuanitaonline.com/ and he is straight up. (No, I am not the owner of the agency.) If you book through him you'll have a good time and you'll get your money's worth.

I know of no-one who will go to greater lengths to take care of a client and when you call, tell him that Country John referred you. Try to get a session with Dulce and try not to fall in love with her (I dare you).

Country John

[QuackUp]

I went down south this past Saturday. The good news is, the taxi drivers who park near the Mcdonalds when you go to the right to enter Tj, were asking for only $3.00 usd to go to centro. It's about time the greedy bastard came down. I guess the taxi libres are having an affect on them.

The bad news, it was so crowded, especially in a/b, many girls were asking $70.00 usd. I don't usually go to a/b but I had a friend who loves it there. Not only is it crowded there, but it was so hot also. That day was not a buyers market. Because it was so hot, I stayed outside in the peanut gallery and timed some of the guys who went up. Average, about 20 minutes. I do admit, a/b still has the best looking girls on average.

We also went to t/b and l/c.. At t/b there were a few cuties but of course they were ocuppied. At l/c I was able to hook up with a very pretty girl named Melissa. Tall, slim with black hair. She said she has been there for two months.

We go upstairs and she goes to the bathroom. I take my clothes off anticipating the fun I will be having. She comes out and ask for the money first. I tell her I don't pay first, always at the end. She insist on the payment up front but me being stubborn and getting bad service when I did pay first, I told her no. She is probably the first girl in over a year to ask for the money first. Anyways I stood my ground, she stood hers, end of session without anything happening.

As we walk downstairs I ask the counter guy to give back the money. He says they don't do that anymore but if I get another girl, I would not be charged for the room. This is different from a couple of year ago when they did give the money back.

I went back to the bar, pick a girl who looked friendly and went upstairs. She didn't ask for the money up front. She wasn't bad, but wasn't great. Cbj and no kissing on the lips. I did nut, so she served her purpose. I gave her $600 pesos.

My friend took two hotties from a/b. Not sure about the names but he said one was good, the other was very mechanical.

Q

[KC Questor]

Both cumintj and Team Juanita quoted me no discount at all for multiple hours. The base rate is $150 per hour, so TLN (12 hours) was quoted $1800 and a 24-hour date was $3600.

I am not sure how many of these agencies are related. Many of them have the same girls available. For example, Tania (on Team Juanita) and Itzel (cumintj) have been reported to do an excellent two-girl special.

I just returned from a quick TJ trip. My report on my experience with cumintj is coming soon.

[Blue Nose]

Gents,

Will have approx 4 days dead time in the TJ area in August. On my first, and last, visit in April I paid a couple visits to one of the Team Juanita ladies and was thoroughly impressed. (Mia, in case you're wondering). I would like to do the same again but for a weekend get-away, 1 or 2 nights, possibly to a resort?

Taiko - I think you are better off looking for a TLN session in and around TJ rather than a stay in a resort. First off, there are no "resorts" in the immediate area around the zone. The closest one is about 25 miles away in Rosarito, and few chicas would be willing to venture that far with a guy they just met (although maybe some from the escort services might).

Your best bet is to go for a TLN session. See my post from mid-May on this forum for my techniques on how to get a TLN girl. This works for me, but is by no means the only way to go about it. If you use this approach, you will pay no more than about $140 for the whole night with a mid-level girl (7-7.5). If you want a higher quality girl you will pay more. If your session is good the first night, and you have a good connection with the girl, there is the possibility that she might go somewhere with you the second night.

If you do use an escort service, please post a report as I am hearing good things about them, but very few actual TRs.

Do your research on this forum before you go, have fun and be safe.

Blue Nose

[Crash Helmet]

Thanks Crash. I will let you know what the agencies say. Guess I'll resign myself to the standard fair.

T.

Cancel that request for the agency rate inquirement, Taiko.

I just got ahold of a few TJ escort agency links. I haven't checked them all out extensively, but one agency does list their rates. Maybe all of them do, I don't know. I can shed a little light on them, but at the present, time doesn't permit me to delve into the matter.

You should know that of the three, two I know for certain are run by Americans who went down there and set up shop. The third one I'm not so sure about.

American run escort services in TJ is a very recent development when you consider how many years it's been since Adam and Eve got together. I surmise the oldest American run escort agency is right around 4 years old or so.

And I'm defining an American run escort agency as follows:

1) It's run by an American, obviously

2) It has a full stable of girls. "Full" would be defined as right around 10 or more

3) It has a communication system set up where you have virtual direct access, either by phone or email

4) They advertise globally, so businessmen in all around the world can plan their next mongering move when they come to TJ

5) They have a web-site. Having a web-site enables them to meet requirement #4

In this one web-site, I believe one owner said he's had his agency up and running for 10 years. Now either I didn't read that right, which is possible, or he's fibbing about the ten year history.

I know for a fact that his web-site is not that old, and hey, where am I going with this because in the big scheme of things it really doesn't matter. Salesmen tend to embellish things when they're going for the gold, as we all know.

I have zero experience with these girls, so everyone out there is on their own. As usual, YMMV, which always hammers home the true reality of it all. Especially after your head stops spinning from having spent a whole hell of alot of time considering the never ending list of information to consider.

http://teamjuanitaonline.com/

http://www.bestescortstijuana.com/

http://www.cumintj.com/

[Firedsup]

As a long time monger of tj, I have to say exellent report. I have often done this although, by the time I have my chica, drink and walk around. I am to damm tired, and drunk. Get taxi go to hotel Zaragoza, where by the way is chica friendly.

You can park your car here and they have 2 or 3 security guards there watching.

Any way fellows good luck good hunting

[Taiko]

Thanks Crash. I will let you know what the agencies say. Guess I'll resign myself to the standard fair.

T.

[Crash Helmet]

Gents,

Will have approx 4 days dead time in the TJ area in August. On my first, and last, visit in April I paid a couple visits to one of the Team Juanita ladies and was thoroughly impressed. (Mia, in case you're wondering). I would like to do the same again but for a weekend get-away, 1 or 2 nights, possibly to a resort?

Am sorry to say I haven't been exposed to, therefore speak, no Spanish. Have done my share of seed sewing in other parts, but only the 2 trips to TJ last April.

Any pointers on where I should look, and how much to expect to pay?

Recommendations by name and reputation would be great.

Would happily return to Mia, but don't know if she's available for days at a time, and expect it would be quite expensive. Will likley ask anyway.

Thanks in Advance,
T.

I'm a short timer, so I don't have much info to offer. I do know that snagging a girl for two whole nights like you could in Thailand would be hard to do in TJ. Some bar girls would be very leery in accepting an offer like the one you have in mind.

For one, she doesn't know you and thus would be a little hesitant. Two, the demand for her services far exceeds the supply, meaning she could make more money doing multiple short times than she could spending two days and two nights alone with you.

A TLN (an all-nighter) is not out of the question.

If you're repeating with a bar girl that is a favorita, you could get her for as low as 100 bucks. But that is a best case scenario, rare, and only with a guy she knows well, has a good feel for, at the end of her workshift. Obviously, as a one time visitor to TJ, you're not that guy.

You could always go that route anyway and alot of guys do.

They'll wait till the girls shift is about to end and then they make their pitch for a TLN. Most of the guys who are successful at that are the ones who play in the Zona Norte on a regular basis and one who the girl can readily identify. We're talking major facial recognition. Think about that for a moment. They will be your competition. And they're the ones you'll have to beat.

Suffice to say that someone like you will need to have all the stars aligned in order to accomplish your mission. And you'd better have a backup plan in case you're a lousy salesman. That's not to say that a newbie like yourself will fail at this. You might succeed. You're just going to have to weigh the odds beforehand and have a fail-safe plan in place.

You're best bet would be to go with an agency girl, though it will get expensive as you're paying for both the girl and the agencies prorprietor.

Report back and let us all know what the agencies are charging for a TLN and a two day/two nighter.

[Taiko]

Gents,

Will have approx 4 days dead time in the TJ area in August. On my first, and last, visit in April I paid a couple visits to one of the Team Juanita ladies and was thoroughly impressed. (Mia, in case you're wondering). I would like to do the same again but for a weekend get-away, 1 or 2 nights, possibly to a resort?

Am sorry to say I haven't been exposed to, therefore speak, no Spanish. Have done my share of seed sewing in other parts, but only the 2 trips to TJ last April.

Any pointers on where I should look, and how much to expect to pay? Recommendations by name and reputation would be great.

Would happily return to Mia, but don't know if she's available for days at a time, and expect it would be quite expensive. Will likley ask anyway.

Thanks in Advance,

T.

[Roguesta]

You'll do better if you pay in pesos. Let's say a street girl asks for $20.00. She will accept 200 pesos or the $20.00. But, if you give her $20.00, you'll be giving her more than 220 pesos (at the current exchange rate). It won't matter too much when buying drinks in bars because they usually adjust their price according to current rate.

Don't ask for change (from pesos to dollars) so that you can tip the dancers. It won't work in your favor (at least, it doesn't at HK)

[Bolthead]

Started my night off at home with a shower and some alcohol. Drinking while getting ready after my shower gave me a nice buzz.

headed off the the ATM, and a quick stop at the gas station to break my 20 (need those smaller bills for the taxi) and a red bull.

im already in San Diego, so its just down the 805 to the border. I save the red bull until arriving at the border. I park in the 7 dollar lot right off the freeway. Im ready to start my solo trip.

I walk through the border to the Taxi stand. I dont mind the 5 dollar charge, even though I hear there is a cheaper taxi company somewhere. I tell the man 'Adelitas' and we are off. He pulls right up to ABs and I go in and order a beer.

I walk around, hit the bathroom, finish my beer (3.50 + .50 for tip) slowly, and take in the sights. A decent strip show is going on, but nothing terrific. The girls were spread out and 'hottie central' wasnt as crowded with chicks as it normally is. I suppose its about 10:30pm at this point. Its full of people as normal on a friday night. I get a few looks from girls hoping I take them, but thats not my plan. I knew already I wanted to go cheap and bang a streetwalker. This was just a warm-up.

I walked out of ABs after a while, and head over to Chicago, where I grab another beer. Best selection of chicks I have seen at Chicagos, but this was only my second time there. 3 bucks for a beer here. I stand over to the side, admire and drink. I finish my beer and head out.

Up next is Miami, cuz I hadnt been there yet. Place sucks. More for locals I guess. Plenty of porkers here, but if thats your thing - this is your place. Miami will sell you a beer before you get in to the place (its the cover charge). I had no problems paying the 3 bucks for a cool one because that all I came there for. I sit in a booth and just kinda chill for a minute. This lady comes right up to me and tells me 50 for her and her friend, sucky fucky, lesbian, everything. Great deal, except this chick was a little heavy and her friend was even worse. I say 'no thanks, I'm just here to drink'. I then notice that Miami Bar and Hong Kong are connected...there is a door than allows access to both places. I head over to HKs because there are like 3 girls stripping. I finish my beer and watch the show. At this point, im pretty drunk and ready to bang.

I'm out HKs and on to the alley. I do a full walk around of the block, and get plenty of "chtt chtt" (the girls make this sound to attract you), and they even have some peice of rubber that they snap in their hands as you walk by. Again, this little sound is meant to attract you over to them. They dont ever really leave the wall they are standing at. You have to go up to them. There seems to be a difference of the two sides of the alley street - one has the nicer lookin chicks, the other side has the uglier ones. A couple of chicks did however grab my shirt and pretty aggresively tried to hook up. I always say no because I prefer to do my own shopping, instead of being sold to. On my second circle of the block, i pick a smaller chick with nice makeup, a nice ass and skinny legs.

I ask her how much, she say 20 for her, 6 for the room. DEAL! I agree and we head to the room, making small talk but nothing serious. She asks my name and where Im from. I ask hers. Just basic politeness.

The room is fine - this was my second street girl ever and I dont pay attention to the hotel. I just want to bang! I undress but she keeps her top on (its cheaper this way...if u want her naked, sin ropa costs more). she helps me get hard, puts the condom on, a dab of KY, and its off to the races.

Im fucking the shit out of her, and like to go chest-to-chest missionary because I get good pentration that way. I was often tempted to kiss her chest and neck but she says something in spanish that basically means no. thats cool, i dont mind it. I just breathe on her hot and heavy and continue to bang away. she was nice and tight and it was fun. I bust and make sure to take my pants in with me to the bathroom. Last time the streetgirl I was with went in my pockets and took my condom but actually left my wallet and money. This time, im not risking anything.

I drees, thank her and head out of the hotel. As soon as I hit the corner, this chick grabs my arm and is practically beggin me to let her suck my dick. Obviously i just finished and managed to get away from this desperate lady.

I head back to the front of ABs and signal a white taxi. He seems to be heading over to me but a Policia guy flashes the driver in the faces with his flashlight and signals for him to keep moving. the Policia guy asks me nicely if I need a taxi. I kinda picked up on what happened here, but I politely tell him yes, thank you. He brings me over to a yellow cab. I'm guessin the Policia has a pact with the more expensive taxi company, but i didnt really care. I reach the border, pay the driver his 5, and walk back to my car and head home. (first to jack-in-the-box tho!)

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread.

[Crash Helmet]

when having fun in tj, do you guys pay in pesos or dollars? what about hotels?

pesos or dollars, it doesn't matter. just remember that you never want to pay the askinig price. man-up and play hardball when it comes to negotiating or else you'll be branded a wimp. and that's no way to start a 30 or 60 minute relationship, trust me.

be it a hooker or a taxi-cab driver, never give anyone the chance to slap the "dumb tourist" label on your head. nothing wrong with being a tourist. it's the "dumb" part that'll cost you extra money. (or worse, if you're around the wrong people.)

if you give them an inch, they'll take a mile and all of that and then some, ya know what i mean? just keep in mind that a few of the ab putas are known for their boxing skills when they engage a fellow puta in a catfight.

it's always best to be a subtle ball buster (or panocha disciplinarian) than a wimp. be sure to always temper your manhood with distinct, incremental doses of kindness. think of yourself as a baseball pitcher when negotiating with a puta. one with a blazing fastball that scares the beejeezus out of everyone. and an off speed pitch that keeps the batter, or in this case the chica, slightly bewildered but yet always respectful.

if an ab/cc chica wants 60 bucks hold firm at 40 or 50 bucks. walk away if she doesn't give in. you have what she has a desperate need for: money. money for rent, money for food, money to feed her 2 little kids.

plus there are always other girls just a few feet away who are just as hungry for your dollar. this theory is reinforced on days when the demand is equal or less than the supply.

on that note, try not to monger on a friday, saturday, or sunday night. daytime is where you'll find the demand is less for the services of a chica then there is a supply of drunken horndogs ready to reach for their wallet.

ab has a hotel for you and your girl right upstairs. it's 11 bucks for a room.

[Plasma Spray]

When having fun in TJ, do you guys pay in Pesos or dollars? What about hotels?

Thanks.

PS

[Conejito]

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