General Reports

[Captain Solo]

Wow, Ricky! Hate to see you go. You had serious LTRs with 4 hot bar girls and gave us some good insights.

$500 for all-day date with a hot bar girl is a little high for Tijuana market, but a few guys probably paid her that much in the past for her company. If you had dangled a your potential lifetime love and devotion, marriage certificate plus your safe, lavish lifestyle in US with multimillion $ assets, perhaps she would have discounted her present deals for potential future long-term gains. One of the SD pervs has been having GF relationships with some of the hottest Adelita girls. He would spend all weekends with them in hotels and give them $100 at the end. He really knows the game and passed on to me a few of his extremely pretty and attractive ex bar GFs. It's just a little game we have to play to get the girls' companies, love, sex, affection, care, food ect in exchange for our limited resources, all the while keeping our lives and relationships alive and interesting.

There are no perfect women and no perfect relationships. Women are genetically temperamental. They are designed to bear and care for children, keep the hearth warm, relieve their men's life stress and make them happy. But almost all women are well-known to have hot temper and difficulties controlling their emotion. Even the classiest and most beautiful women can fly into a rage, say the meanest words and do the most violent things when they feel cornered and disadvantaged. The Santa Muerta girl is a very serious safety risk. You are lucky you are still alive. A lot of Mexican girls are exploited and abused violently, even by people in the family closest to them. They can really transfer their anger and violence to people closest to them to relieve theirs.

Mexico or US, It's all about surviving and thriving in life. You had serious intimate relationships and hot, sexy times with 4 hot bar girls, much better than 99.999% of all US males. What more do you want? At the end of the day, you give the girls some pleasures, happiness, perhaps some pains, and get back about the same from them, hopefully in fair and equitable proportions. The important thing is, you know in your heart you had been honest and fair with them, and you left the relationships with clear conscience.

This is Rickymichaels7 signing off. I am moving to San Antonio on September 1. You know it is time to make a change when you are at the point of hating to set foot in the bars in La Coahuila. I have had enough. Enough of the hustling, the pushy waiters, the greedy putas. Basically the whole scene. Have been going since 1999. It used to be a hell of a lot funnier back then. Now it is just a bunch of greedy bar owners, waiters and putas who will manipulate you out of every dime you have. Hung out with a girl from Adelitas this past Friday. She was a stunner and said she wanted me to take her to the Rosarito beach fest on Saturday. She texted me and I told her where to meet me and she told me that she charges 500.00 per day. That did it for me. I'm done.

Lessons learned: I have had 4 long term relationships with women from the bars since 1999. One from Adelitas, one from Hong Kong, one from Tropical and one from Chicago. Three of the four were very nice women. They were looking for a way to get out of working in the bars and I gave them that opportunity. All loyal as Hell. Problem is that none of them could ever find a job making more than 80.00 a week. Therefore, I ended up forking over money for their rent, clothes, food, kids school, money for their sick parents and themselves. And the list goes on and on. And there was always something that came along where money was required. Always. So lesson learned is yes, you can have a nice relationship with a puta from the bars but be prepared to fork over cash for the rest of your life. In my case, I simply got tired of this. So unless you have copious amounts of money to give them. Don't do it.

The fourth relationship I had was the worst. It was with a girl from Tropical that many of who have heard my previous stories about. Yamilet. In her case, she was a monster when drunk which resulted in my almost getting killed by her one night as she took a kitchen knife to me and cut me on my bicep twice, not to mention swinging weights at me and breaking my finger. She had a big Santa Muerte tattoo on her arm and I truly believe that she was possessed by the devil.

So don't think about getting emotionally attached to these women as you will be sorry in the long run. Take care all.

[Jinxx]

As I stated in my farewell post, my fourth GF from Tropical, Yamilet, was devil possessed. I didn't get into the specifics that made me come to this conclusion because they are too chilling. Let me just leave you with this. And you can believe it or think it is a total joke. Your choice. Don't mess with these girls that have Santa Muerte tatoos or necklaces, etc. If you know what is good for you. I will leave it at that. Take care bros. Adios.

The santa muerte thing all that means is that the person is into some bad illegal shit. People who display the santa muerte as a tattoo, or t-shirt, or decals on their car it's just their way of saying "I'm a badass, I'm willing to do some dirty grimey shit". So needless to say, stay completely away from people like that. Unless you're the type who likes to "dance with the devil", danger thrillseeking type.

And if you're moving to San Antonio I hope you don't find yourself being tempted to start frequenting the zonas of Nuevo Laredo and Reynosa as they're just as bad or probably much worse than Tijuana. Trust me I know those places very well. I was a regular customer at Lipstick in Reynosa, I could tell you some stories. If you think Tijuana is full of violent criminals and crooked cops, Reynosa and Nuevo Laredo are even worse.

I'd recommend getting further away from the border if you can. San Antonio is only a quick 3 hour road trip to the border, whereas Dallas or Houston are great cities but much further from the border. Or even Austin which is my favorite city in Texas.

[SeaBeeJoe]

As I stated in my farewell post, my fourth GF from Tropical, Yamilet, was devil possessed. I didn't get into the specifics that made me come to this conclusion because they are too chilling. Let me just leave you with this. And you can believe it or think it is a total joke. Your choice. Don't mess with these girls that have Santa Muerte tatoos or necklaces, etc. If you know what is good for you. I will leave it at that. Take care bros. Adios.

Bro, good luck in San Antonio I was thinking of moving to Texas myself. Anyways I wish you the best out there and hope you meet a nice Texan girl who will take care of you well. Many hotties in Texas especially in San Antonio. I would have to say I had a few Chica "girlfriends" in the past and all of them were various levels of crazy from mildly bipolar to completely psychotic. As the old saying goes "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned".

[RikyMichaels7]

As I stated in my farewell post, my fourth GF from Tropical, Yamilet, was devil possessed. I didn't get into the specifics that made me come to this conclusion because they are too chilling. Let me just leave you with this. And you can believe it or think it is a total joke. Your choice. Don't mess with these girls that have Santa Muerte tatoos or necklaces, etc. If you know what is good for you. I will leave it at that. Take care bros. Adios.

[RikyMichaels7]

This is Rickymichaels7 signing off. I am moving to San Antonio on September 1. You know it is time to make a change when you are at the point of hating to set foot in the bars in La Coahuila. I have had enough. Enough of the hustling, the pushy waiters, the greedy putas. Basically the whole scene. Have been going since 1999. It used to be a hell of a lot funnier back then. Now it is just a bunch of greedy bar owners, waiters and putas who will manipulate you out of every dime you have. Hung out with a girl from Adelitas this past Friday. She was a stunner and said she wanted me to take her to the Rosarito beach fest on Saturday. She texted me and I told her where to meet me and she told me that she charges 500.00 per day. That did it for me. I'm done.

Lessons learned: I have had 4 long term relationships with women from the bars since 1999. One from Adelitas, one from Hong Kong, one from Tropical and one from Chicago. Three of the four were very nice women. They were looking for a way to get out of working in the bars and I gave them that opportunity. All loyal as Hell. Problem is that none of them could ever find a job making more than 80.00 a week. Therefore, I ended up forking over money for their rent, clothes, food, kids school, money for their sick parents and themselves. And the list goes on and on. And there was always something that came along where money was required. Always. So lesson learned is yes, you can have a nice relationship with a puta from the bars but be prepared to fork over cash for the rest of your life. In my case, I simply got tired of this. So unless you have copious amounts of money to give them. Don't do it.

The fourth relationship I had was the worst. It was with a girl from Tropical that many of who have heard my previous stories about. Yamilet. In her case, she was a monster when drunk which resulted in my almost getting killed by her one night as she took a kitchen knife to me and cut me on my bicep twice, not to mention swinging weights at me and breaking my finger. She had a big Santa Muerte tattoo on her arm and I truly believe that she was possessed by the devil.

So don't think about getting emotionally attached to these women as you will be sorry in the long run. Take care all.

[Artisttyp]

For short distances Greyhound is OK. Especially when you're tired after a party in the Zona Norte and sleepy or after drinking alcohol just kick back relax. Check the timetable. Travel time 3 h. 30 min San Ysidro (the bus station is right next to the border) - LOS Angeles downtown e. G. San Ysidro 330 PM. L. A. 7 PM or San Ysidro 730 PM. L. A. 11 PM. The ticket price starts from $ 20 one way, you can buy a ticket on the line link here www.greyhound.com.

I live in SD. I wish I had a $20 direct bus to SY. I can take the Coaster then trolley but it takes 3 hours and half without access to a bathroom.

I wish there was an alternative to Uber and the Coaster. One is expensive. The other is time consuming.

[StRobert]

Thanks for the report! I will definitely consider Justinas with a regular. The one and only time I took greyhound was when I was in advanced training in the military from VA to the gulf coast. I think I stopped at every town on the east coast and the ride took like 2-3 days. I swore never to ride one again. I can only imagine how long it takes to ride from San Ysidro to LA. You could try the train from Union station and transfer to SD trolley, it would still add time to you trip.

Once you get a list of regulars you click with, then GFE / PSE should be easy and guaranteed every visit. You do the viet coffee shops in OC or any MPs in LA? I hit up a place in El Segundo that had latinas and recall a chica with the tattoo of the Mayan calendar covering her whole back. She said she was a tattoo model and was fun. Also numerous K agencies to fill the need until next trip.

For short distances Greyhound is OK. Especially when you're tired after a party in the Zona Norte and sleepy or after drinking alcohol just kick back relax. Check the timetable. Travel time 3 h. 30 min San Ysidro (the bus station is right next to the border) - LOS Angeles downtown e. G. San Ysidro 330 PM. L. A. 7 PM or San Ysidro 730 PM. L. A. 11 PM. The ticket price starts from $ 20 one way, you can buy a ticket on the line link here www.greyhound.com.

[Rainman306]

Can anyone comment what the walk in weekend night rates are at the Chicago Club at Adelita Bar hotels in recent times.

I like to have an overnight room if I might be doing any sessions at a club.

If they have raised prices too it might not be worth it since I would have another hotel room each night to actually sleep in.

[Captain Solo]

SmallWienerguy,

Would be nice to read your assessment of escorts. It's a shame lots of good info was deleted. That decision was way unreasonable. Long reports should typed in WORD for typo corrections and saving. If the posts don't show up in 24 hours, the mods may have deleted anything they cannot get to. Consider reposting until you get yelled at.

SeaBeeJoe claims 3 out of 4 Musas girls had stinky pussies. Clients may get knocked out by that foul odor when their faces ever get near their rotten crotches. That is a very poor and offensive way to treat their clients. Don't these girls get any hint or coaching from their managing pimps?

Escort session 2 - Shots 5, 6, & 7 were with Magdely at CuminTJ. I wrote a longer review but it seems the boards prioritize proper capitalization over informative reports and it got deleted. I'm not going to type it out again but pretty much duplicate the Karelia acronyms + she spoke better English. Very happy with escorts so far in Tijuana.

[MongerHunger]

I got the feeling from another person who posted a report of their trip to Colombia. Like gringo's stick out quite a bit and get a little pressured when just walking the streets? Any tips on mongering? If you don't mind me asking are you "gringo" looking. Not look like local etc.

Any time you felt a bit uncomfortable. I really Do want to go to Medellin. Cartagena.

G.

If you're worried about that then stick to Poblado area in Medellin and you will be with fellow gringos. Doesn't sound like you would like the centro area. If you go Cartagena stick to the beach area in El Laguito, Bocagrande and Castillogrande. Rent an Airbnb there.

[Hargow20]

You should consider taking the Flix bus. Their buses are very clean, cheap & modern. The fare to LA is only $10 each way.

First trip to Tijuana. For context I'm an experienced hobbyist in his mid 30's, very average looking but try to take care of myself.

Monday

Crossing the border. Took the greyhound down from DTLA to San Ysidro. Only 4 people on the bus which drops you off at the border crossing. Seems great.

Hotel. Took a cab to Hotel Ticuan. Hotel Ticuan is close enough to be able to walk to the action in Zona Norte, but far enough to tell people "I'm just here for the culture, yeah that's it. " has nicer and quieter rooms, and can receive escorts (unlike Cascadas). Check in is officially at 3 but I arrived at 2 and my room was ready.

Escort session 1 - Shots 1&2 were with Karelia at CuminTJ (reviewed in more detail in the escort thread). Great experience, lovely girl, solid 8 and partook in BBBJ, DATY, DFK, finished CFS missionary and CFS doggy.

Food. Ate onsite at hotel restaurant. Had the medallions which were perfectly decent and reasonably priced. For dinner I went to Caesars where the tacos were OK and mushrooms were good.

Tuesday

Club Hong Kong session 1 - I didn't have a good time but didn't really know what I was doing. I sat by myself for some time, hoping the girls I like would come up to me. This didn't happen so I flagged down an 8 and bought her a drink. She just sat there and drank it, I had no idea "normal" should have her stroking my namesake or putting my hands / mouth on her titties. Stupidly, I took her arriba for shots 3&4. Upstairs in better lighting and when her dress came off she was probably a 6 and I paid $100 for a very dispassionate CBJ, close mouthed kissing, and mechanical sex. Not a good experience but important that I had it, and I consider myself very fortunate that this was my worst experience.

Escort session 2 - Shots 5, 6, & 7 were with Magdely at CuminTJ. I wrote a longer review but it seems the boards prioritize proper capitalization over informative reports and it got deleted. I'm not going to type it out again but pretty much duplicate the Karelia acronyms + she spoke better english. Very happy with escorts so far in Tijuana.

Food. Complimentary Ticuan breakfast buffet is also perfectly decent. Scrambled eggs, potatos, chilaquiles, bacon, sausage, chicharronnes, fruit, cereal, everything a growing boy needs to bang hot Latinas. No reason to go anywhere else for breakfast IMO. For lunch I went to Giuseppis and had chicken marsala. Food was "fine" no complaints. For dinner a chica invited me to Lorenza which is Mexican fusion: think short ribs but Mexican, or shrimp tempura but Mexican, and the food was excellent. It's not walking distance I don't think I would go back solo but it was a good experience to share with a sexy woman, and overall I think the standard for food in Tijuana seems quite high.

Wednesday

New Body Elite session 1 - have another review on this in the MP thread, quick hits is high quality but probably overpriced. Shot 8 successful in CFS missionary but running out of steam for #9.

Club Hong Kong session 2 - Adjusted my expectations and had a much better time. I treated it like a place to just relax and gets handfuls of T&A rather than a place to do advanced calculus to find the right woman to penetrate. I spent $100 to have some drinks, suck on some titties, finger some vaginas, and get a CBJ in the private dance room for shot 9 and feel much better about it than the $180 or whatever I spent prior visit to actually get a room upstairs.

Escort session 3 - Shots 10&11 go to Irais at Musas. Again had a longer review here and not going to retype everything but quick hits: I went into the session expecting only one shot but her pussy was so hot (temperature) and tight that #2 was easy. Also noteworthy was the hiccups in the booking process at Musas and at MLB. I had booked another chica at Musas who canceled 10 minutes before the session so sent Irais instead, and MLB simply didn't respond to my inquiries. Booking / punctuality aside, I'm very happy at the high level of quality + service from Tijuana escorts.

Food. I went to Justinas, which had duck confit tostadas and garlic truffle fries with a raspberry glaze reduction. These were incredible, probably the same meal costs $90 in LA but was only $22 and I honestly don't think there's a reason to eat anywhere else if you're in the area and Justinas is open. Had my other meals at the hotel restaurant. House carne asada and breakfast buffet were safe, convenient, and hit the spot.

Thursday

New Body Elite session 2 - It was my last day and had to catch the greyhound back and didn't trust escort booking / punctuality and didn't trust getting GFE at Hong Kong so went to NBE on my way to the border. I paid a bit more ($100 for 30 min) for the peace of mind to ensure I get high quality service with a beautiful woman while the clock is ticking on my last day. Shot #12 in covered doggy.

Crossing the border. With global entry, crossing the border on foot took less than a minute. Greyhound back was the opposite experience, completely full bus, some dumbasses talking blink182 and other shit bands for like 3 hours, I'll explore other mediums of transportation to return to LA.

Overall

I don't think my first trip could have gone much better. Tijuana's cons (crime, smells like a toilet, language barrier, shoddy infrastructure / plumbing) are definitely outweighed by its pros (high quality GFE service, excellent food, low low prices) and consider myself very fortunate living in LOS Angeles that Tijuana is so close. I'll look forward to many trips south of the border in the future.

[Member #4730]

Overall

I don't think my first trip could have gone much better. Tijuana's cons (crime, smells like a toilet, language barrier, shoddy infrastructure / plumbing) are definitely outweighed by its pros (high quality GFE service, excellent food, low low prices) and consider myself very fortunate living in LOS Angeles that Tijuana is so close. I'll look forward to many trips south of the border in the future.

Thanks for the report! I will definitely consider Justinas with a regular. The one and only time I took greyhound was when I was in advanced training in the military from VA to the gulf coast. I think I stopped at every town on the east coast and the ride took like 2-3 days. I swore never to ride one again. I can only imagine how long it takes to ride from San Ysidro to LA. You could try the train from Union station and transfer to SD trolley, it would still add time to you trip.

Once you get a list of regulars you click with, then GFE / PSE should be easy and guaranteed every visit. You do the viet coffee shops in OC or any MPs in LA? I hit up a place in El Segundo that had latinas and recall a chica with the tattoo of the Mayan calendar covering her whole back. She said she was a tattoo model and was fun. Also numerous K agencies to fill the need until next trip.

[SmallWeinerGuy]

First trip to Tijuana. For context I'm an experienced hobbyist in his mid 30's, very average looking but try to take care of myself.

Monday

Crossing the border. Took the greyhound down from DTLA to San Ysidro. Only 4 people on the bus which drops you off at the border crossing. Seems great.

Hotel. Took a cab to Hotel Ticuan. Hotel Ticuan is close enough to be able to walk to the action in Zona Norte, but far enough to tell people "I'm just here for the culture, yeah that's it. " has nicer and quieter rooms, and can receive escorts (unlike Cascadas). Check in is officially at 3 but I arrived at 2 and my room was ready.

Escort session 1 - Shots 1&2 were with Karelia at CuminTJ (reviewed in more detail in the escort thread). Great experience, lovely girl, solid 8 and partook in BBBJ, DATY, DFK, finished CFS missionary and CFS doggy.

Food. Ate onsite at hotel restaurant. Had the medallions which were perfectly decent and reasonably priced. For dinner I went to Caesars where the tacos were OK and mushrooms were good.

Tuesday

Club Hong Kong session 1 - I didn't have a good time but didn't really know what I was doing. I sat by myself for some time, hoping the girls I like would come up to me. This didn't happen so I flagged down an 8 and bought her a drink. She just sat there and drank it, I had no idea "normal" should have her stroking my namesake or putting my hands / mouth on her titties. Stupidly, I took her arriba for shots 3&4. Upstairs in better lighting and when her dress came off she was probably a 6 and I paid $100 for a very dispassionate CBJ, close mouthed kissing, and mechanical sex. Not a good experience but important that I had it, and I consider myself very fortunate that this was my worst experience.

Escort session 2 - Shots 5, 6, & 7 were with Magdely at CuminTJ. I wrote a longer review but it seems the boards prioritize proper capitalization over informative reports and it got deleted. I'm not going to type it out again but pretty much duplicate the Karelia acronyms + she spoke better english. Very happy with escorts so far in Tijuana.

Food. Complimentary Ticuan breakfast buffet is also perfectly decent. Scrambled eggs, potatos, chilaquiles, bacon, sausage, chicharronnes, fruit, cereal, everything a growing boy needs to bang hot Latinas. No reason to go anywhere else for breakfast IMO. For lunch I went to Giuseppis and had chicken marsala. Food was "fine" no complaints. For dinner a chica invited me to Lorenza which is Mexican fusion: think short ribs but Mexican, or shrimp tempura but Mexican, and the food was excellent. It's not walking distance I don't think I would go back solo but it was a good experience to share with a sexy woman, and overall I think the standard for food in Tijuana seems quite high.

Wednesday

New Body Elite session 1 - have another review on this in the MP thread, quick hits is high quality but probably overpriced. Shot 8 successful in CFS missionary but running out of steam for #9.

Club Hong Kong session 2 - Adjusted my expectations and had a much better time. I treated it like a place to just relax and gets handfuls of T&A rather than a place to do advanced calculus to find the right woman to penetrate. I spent $100 to have some drinks, suck on some titties, finger some vaginas, and get a CBJ in the private dance room for shot 9 and feel much better about it than the $180 or whatever I spent prior visit to actually get a room upstairs.

Escort session 3 - Shots 10&11 go to Irais at Musas. Again had a longer review here and not going to retype everything but quick hits: I went into the session expecting only one shot but her pussy was so hot (temperature) and tight that #2 was easy. Also noteworthy was the hiccups in the booking process at Musas and at MLB. I had booked another chica at Musas who canceled 10 minutes before the session so sent Irais instead, and MLB simply didn't respond to my inquiries. Booking / punctuality aside, I'm very happy at the high level of quality + service from Tijuana escorts.

Food. I went to Justinas, which had duck confit tostadas and garlic truffle fries with a raspberry glaze reduction. These were incredible, probably the same meal costs $90 in LA but was only $22 and I honestly don't think there's a reason to eat anywhere else if you're in the area and Justinas is open. Had my other meals at the hotel restaurant. House carne asada and breakfast buffet were safe, convenient, and hit the spot.

Thursday

New Body Elite session 2 - It was my last day and had to catch the greyhound back and didn't trust escort booking / punctuality and didn't trust getting GFE at Hong Kong so went to NBE on my way to the border. I paid a bit more ($100 for 30 min) for the peace of mind to ensure I get high quality service with a beautiful woman while the clock is ticking on my last day. Shot #12 in covered doggy.

Crossing the border. With global entry, crossing the border on foot took less than a minute. Greyhound back was the opposite experience, completely full bus, some dumbasses talking blink182 and other shit bands for like 3 hours, I'll explore other mediums of transportation to return to LA.

Overall

I don't think my first trip could have gone much better. Tijuana's cons (crime, smells like a toilet, language barrier, shoddy infrastructure / plumbing) are definitely outweighed by its pros (high quality GFE service, excellent food, low low prices) and consider myself very fortunate living in LOS Angeles that Tijuana is so close. I'll look forward to many trips south of the border in the future.

[TjBrazil]

If you smoke pot or cigarettes you should seriously consider quitting. If you get the virus as a regular smoker you're recovery will be brutal if you recover at all.

[TjBrazil]

Thank you for the alert. I am just wondering if you got the shots before you got Covid. Thanks.

I am not vaccinated. I will get the vaccine when I heal up. We are in a high risk group.