Streetwalker Reports

[MarksOfMagic]

This chica got me, freaking got me. Smh.

Passing by la Gloria on Friday afternoon, saw a new face, early 20's, on la Gloria's north facing wall, adjacent from the shrimp stand<- keep the smell of the shrimp stand in mind. I thought ID give it try since its a new face. Cute enough to try. Quoted 300 solo, hey, why not. Asked for money up front, ok lets go, if she was good, ID offer 100 to 200 more for additional services. She got on her knees, applied the condom with her hand and proceeded to give a nice BJ, sweet! Since I had paid upfront, This was turning out to be a banging deal, solo with BJ for 300 p, I got pretty hard so I asked for sexo. She stood up, I slid her panties down and smelled shrimp tacos. To her credit maybe she was eating shrimp tacos. I pretended to kiss her stomach to get a good wife down lower to find out what's up with that smell. And giggled and pushed me away. Layed her down, saw the sexiest, hairiest, tightest looking, and shrimpiest smelling puss. Dammit. I was tempted. But fak that. I asked her wtf. She said something like she was finishing her period. I told her to suck some more and she asked for 100 p more. She started laughing like a crazy bee thinking it was a funny situation. Hell no. I was pissed. Took the rubber off, washed up and left. Then I told the room attendant that girl is a demonya. As well as the front desk. Streets are a hit or miss sometimes. I don't feel too bad losing 300 p cause you can burn $100 at the clubs on a really bad chica.

Do you guys do a sniff test in the club / streets or finger swab to avoid this. I need a better detection system vs trial and error.

[Jinxx]

Yep, even the gorgeous, Anahi or Wendy (I recall a debate not long ago as to which is her name) has packed on some pounds as I called out to Jinxx earlier this week as we were rolling through the alley one night. Being the big booty lover he is he loved the weight gain.

Speaking of weight gain I saw Camila at Hotel Ibiza tonight and she slightly gained maybe 5 lbs but with her perfectly round all natural phat ass it was only a good thing. She charged me 600 tonight instead if her usual 500. Which I didn't complain one bit. To me she deserves it as she's been one of my favorites for a while now. Plus it was prime time Saturday night. And I most definitely got all my money's worth as I pounded her for all I was worth and let out a lion roar as I came super hard. I let out a loud moan as I nutted man I lost all control it was crazy. For about a solid 8 seconds I was the king of the jungle. They heard me cum from the top of mount Kilimanjaro down to the valley of the dead sea. I was seeing stars and quasars and purple supernovas blasting off into outer space.

And all the big booty chicas I named earlier are all natural. I very rarely almost never recommend chicas with fake or enhanced butts. That's why I don't recommend the big booty chicas by hotel El Porton most of them have obvious surgical enhancement. El Porton was my main go to spot while Fany and Luna were there. But now that Fany moved to HK and Luna went back home to Veracruz there's no chicas I recommend currently at El Porton.

[Jackie888]

Yep, even the gorgeous, Anahi or Wendy (I recall a debate not long ago as to which is her name) has packed on some pounds as I called out to Jinxx earlier this week as we were rolling through the alley one night. Being the big booty lover he is he loved the weight gain.

Curse! Her weight have moved from her chi chis to her pompi. Yeah, I noticed it too. Kind of disturbing actually.

[Jackie888]

Lots of big booty in the alley. One girl in front of La Valentina could be a side show attraction in Coney Island. Either that or a new species of Frankenstina.

Some girls got really fat during Covid. I barely recognize some of them.

Well yes. It is after all Mexico. But I would want one without a giant muffin top. That is the ultimate anti-Viagra for me.

[LuvMexicanas]

Lots of big booty in the alley. One girl in front of La Valentina could be a side show attraction in Coney Island. Either that or a new species of Frankenstina.

Some girls got really fat during Covid. I barely recognize some of them.

Yep, even the gorgeous, Anahi or Wendy (I recall a debate not long ago as to which is her name) has packed on some pounds as I called out to Jinxx earlier this week as we were rolling through the alley one night. Being the big booty lover he is he loved the weight gain.

[Artisttyp]

Lots of big booty in the alley. One girl in front of La Valentina could be a side show attraction in Coney Island. Either that or a new species of Frankenstina.

Some girls got really fat during Covid. I barely recognize some of them.

[Jinxx]

OK I am finally going to give a big booty a try. Recommend me a skinny chica with a big booty. That is as far as I'll go. She has to be on the skinnier side.

The perfect chica that fits that description would be Camila from hotel Ibiza. Though I haven't seen her lately, though also I haven't been to the zona much lately. Catalina at hotel Rio Nilo would also fit that description. She's what I call a "slim-thick", a small frame chica with solid noticeable curves. Catalina clocks out early at 4 pm. Another good one is the tall young morena from Guerrero she stands in the general area of bar La Carreta. Sorry I forget her name, but she loves the cock, as a matter of fact I think I need to see her again soon. She moans a lot and seems hornier than most chicas, so she deserves at least one follow up visit. Fany who was working out of hotel El Porton in the alley. She has since moved to Hong Kong. I was hooking up with her for $500 a pop as a door girl then she all of a sudden popped up in HK. I highly recommend her, based more on her looks because her attitude isn't very enthusiastic. She literally has been texting in the middle of me banging her. I didn't mind at her door girl rate but I definitely wouldn't put up with that paying HK prices.

[Jackie888]

I banged her out. I don't remember her name but it was a while back when LuvMexicanas was with me walking through the alley. We were passing by hotel Ibiza and she was standing leaning on the telephone pole with her ass cheeks exposed. Seeing her ass caused me to pop an instant boner and I couldn't resist. LuvMexicanas went and ate some tacos while I took her upstairs. She was alright. Not bad but nothing exceptional. I got my money's worth but doubt I'll ever repeat with her.

It's 8:30 pm right now and I'm contemplating going to the zona to see if big booty Luna is out by hotel El Porton. She texted me Thursday telling me to go see her, she said she's leaving town for good on Friday. I didn't believe her I thought she was bluffing, thinking she was having a slow night and was just trying to hustle up some clientele. She usually starts her shift around 8 pm. So if I go down there and find her I get to catch her in a lie. Luna is the ultimate ultimate big booty, probably the biggest sexiest big natural badonkadonk booty I've ever hooked up with in the Zona. She's from Veracruz and you can tell she's mixed with black. She's basically a light skinned black Mexican chick super exotic. She reminds me of Alicia Keys with braids but thicker. The first time we hooked up I told her let's get married, but you got to make love to me every single day. She said sure I'll fuck you every day, day and night as much as you want. This chica is aggressive and comes on strong. She texts me on WhatsApp and she gets mad if I don't answer her texts. When she sees me walking through the alley she looks at me like if I don't choose her she's going to get pissed off and cause a scene. She gets real jealous and and she doesn't care who sees it. For some reason her fiery attitude only turns me on even more and makes fuck her super hard and intense. I'm getting turned as I type this post. I guess I'm going to get up off my ass and drive down to the zona to see if I can catch her. I could easily just text her to see if she's there instead of wasting my gas to drive down there, but I want surprise her and catch her in a lie. I don't believe she really left town. If I find out that she really did leave I'm probably going to get depressed. Damn.

OK I am finally going to give a big booty a try. Recommend me a skinny chica with a big booty. That is as far as I'll go. She has to be on the skinnier side.

[Jackie888]

I have been searched several times over the years. Never had any issues with cops taking cash from me.

Also I keep most my cash in sock and cops have never searched my socks.

If I was a Tijuana cop looking for a shakedown, I would look for drunk monger. Unless he looks extremely rich or a little bird told me that he's carrying a huge amount of cash then I'd make an exception hoping that he is carrying Viagra but is too fucking stupid to know that it is lawful. And I would look for the lone guy without a buddy that would iPhone my ass and put it on youtube and call my Captain to comment. What I'd do is to conduct a patdown for weapons and hope I get a vape pen with pot, and search his wallet for unmarked pills that I can threaten him with. Even if he has no pills in his wallet, maybe a bill falls out and into my sleeve. I hope I don't get one of those fuckers from the International Sex Guide Forums that holds his cash in his hands because I know that everyone around me is now staring at his cash and wondering why I am making him pay me.

[Phordphan]

I have been searched several times over the years. Never had any issues with cops taking cash from me.

Also I keep most my cash in sock and cops have never searched my socks.

I was searched just before Christmas, just outside the Motel Tijuana. Dickless Tracy was convinced I was carrying some sort of drugs, or something, somewhere on my person or in my car. He did order me to take off my shoes and he "patted down" my feet. That was a first for me.

The stories are legion of cops taking money from wallets while searching them. Consider yourself lucky. Outside of one credible story from a credible source, I have never heard of cops straight up robbing somebody. Long ago a fave who worked out of CC instructed me to always hold my money in my hands if searched. That advice has served me well. At the time (2008-ish) she even resorted to carrying her stuff in a black trash bag instead of a purse because purse snatchings had become so rampant.

[FlapJacK]

You think the cops never heard of money belts? Obviously they'll show up in a pat down. If the cop suspects you of hiding stuff on your person they will search your socks. Both I, and Artisttyp, will attest to that. Don't carry large sums and hold the money in your hand when you are searched. And always pay in pesos.

I have been searched several times over the years. Never had any issues with cops taking cash from me.

Also I keep most my cash in sock and cops have never searched my socks.

[SeaBeeJoe]

The only way to avoid it is don't carry it on your person. If the cop is a crook (and most are) he will find it and take it if he wants it. Contrary to popular notion, cops will take cash out of your hands--right after they cuff them.

Lol that is funny as hell bro, they musta loves the ass musk lololol.

Last year I strayed too close to Mulalismo and a couple of thick necks squawked at me. As I turned to face them, I grabbed my vape pen out of my back pocket and shoved it as far into my butt crack as I could. Bastards made me spread eagle across the trunk and the vape pen fell out of my butt crack, down my pants leg and onto the street. One of them grabbed it and they both jumped in the car and immediately forgot about me. I still smile when I think about those 2 clowns sitting there toking on a vape that fell out of my ass.

LOL that is a funny story bro, stupid cops I hate them so kuch I hope they enjoyed your ass musk. Those bastards deserve much worse for how much to stole from me in the past, absolutely criminal.

[Babe Magnet]

I am interested in pointers from others on how to avoid robbery if stopped by the cops. When we are carrying several hundred dollars.

The only way to avoid it is don't carry it on your person. If the cop is a crook (and most are) he will find it and take it if he wants it. Contrary to popular notion, cops will take cash out of your hands--right after they cuff them.

Last year I strayed too close to Mulalismo and a couple of thick necks squawked at me. As I turned to face them, I grabbed my vape pen out of my back pocket and shoved it as far into my butt crack as I could. Bastards made me spread eagle across the trunk and the vape pen fell out of my butt crack, down my pants leg and onto the street. One of them grabbed it and they both jumped in the car and immediately forgot about me. I still smile when I think about those 2 clowns sitting there toking on a vape that fell out of my ass.

[Babe Magnet]

Often times I will plan to meet Elizabeth and she will tell me she cannot One meet at the last minute. This is so irritating. Grr!!

As long as you let her keep doing it, she's going to keep doing it. Why you tolerate a chica flaking on you is a mystery to me.

[Hargow20]

I believe I have seen her. But I only pay close attention to the SG's that interest me.

Been seeing her a lot recently on YouTube.