Hong Kong Club Reports

[Scudrucker]

I should add to that last report that the video mentioned happened quite some time ago. They also show meseros going around with cameras that charged 5 dollars for a pic of you and a girl in a compromising position. This no longer happens for good reasons so they may have tamed down the guest invites on stage.

Perhaps others could comment on this. I would like to know some of the changes over the years. I was there last year when they were installing subs under the stairs. Music and everything went along as jackhammers wailed on the wall. I sat at the bar and watched as the workers were sneaking glances at the girls without getting caught. Kinda funny. Nothing much else to do after breakfast.

Sr.

[Scudrucker]

I like the sex shows. It reminds you of just how outrageous the place can be. Last time I saw a show like that was in Amsterdam and you paid just for the show with 3 drink minimum. A guy dressed up as batman swung thru the crowd on a rope, landed on stage and had sex with a girl on stage. Amsterdam can be weird.

As far as afternoons, they can be less crowded and you have more time for 1 0 n 1 with the girls. There is less girls but less guys too. When I travel I hang around the zone so you get to know the clubs in the day.

Daytime is more relaxed with meseros selling 2 for 1 beers on the street and the mesero at Glorias telling you to come in and see his sister.

He spoke perfect English and enough trips around the block, it became a running joke. I finally went in. He introduced me to the girls. I bought a drink for a girl and we danced a long time.

Certainly different but it passed the afternoon. Lerss crowds means hungrier girls.

P.S. There is a video that shows a guy on stage and the girls attempting to have sex with him so it definitely happens.

Sr.

[DramaFree11]

I've seen the shows several times. It is pretty lame. Frankly, for up to $80, anyone can party with a pornstar in their own personal show, there is little reason to watch someone else.

Have to agree with you. Does nothing for me at all. Been to HK maybe 200 times, I have maybe watch 10 minutes of it total.

[ClamSlammer]

Didn't look at the original article, but from what you have imparted here, it sounds like fake news.

If you consider all the foam shows that have taken place throughout the years. I don't know, maybe 5 foam shows a day, for the past 8 years or so, that's like 15,000 foam shows. The chances that something like that has occurred is actually pretty high. I wouldn't necessarily dismiss it. In my opinion it is more likely true than not.

[Tonss]

Hey guys,

Was wondering how the offering at HK were during the afternoon?

Ideally I would like to go at night, but I got plans with friends.

[Jackie888]

I have seen the girls get pretty close to having sex with guys they pull up on stage, stripping him down but never full-on pounding. Amazed that any man would accept the girls' invitation, as you know that their intent is to embarrass him for the entertainment of the crowd. And you would have to be a special kind of person to be able to perform under those conditions. Not a big fan of the shaving cream shows. (Why go to a restaurant to watch other people eat?) I have seen girls strip guys down and threaten to stick that big, power dildo in their ass. Does that qualify?

Didn't look at the original article, but from what you have imparted here, it sounds like fake news.

I've seen the shows several times. It is pretty lame. Frankly, for up to $80, anyone can party with a pornstar in their own personal show, there is little reason to watch someone else.

[Aviator400]

I saw this men's magazine called "Noyola Mexico," which seems to be the Mexican version of a Latin American chain Soho, but I'm not sure of that. Super tasteful pictures of women (nothing raunchy), histories of famous writers and musicians, articles like "For and against the Mexican man and woman" (I'm translating) by two men and two women. There was a gonzo report on "Hong Kong Tijuana, the complete visit to Mexico's iconic table dance club" ("Hong Kong Tijuana: Una visita a fondo al icnico table dance de Mxico" in case you want to look it up on the internet). It's all about snorting coke, getting stopped by cops, bla bla bla. Then after saying he got bored watching a waiter pour tequila down a guy's throat while another waiter was blowing a whistle, the author says he decided to look at "the first floor where there was a live sex show. As happens to non-professionals, the client who the girls had pulled up onto the platform couldn't get hard. Stage panic knocks out any fantasy. The whole platform was covered in foam, with two nude girls who struggled in vain to put a condom on the guy on his back with his pants pulled down to his ankles. . . " And on and on. In Spanish: "Como LE ocurre siempre a LOS que no son profesionales, al cliente que haban subido a la primera pista no se LE puso dura. El pnico escnico derriba cualquier fantasa. La pista entera estaba cubierta por espuma, con dos chicas desnudas que luchaban infructuosamente por ponerle un condn al bato que estaba tirado sobre la pista con LOS pantalones en LOS tobillos. " . . .

Has anybody seen anything like this? Was it just a pile of bull that the writer was making up? The way he reported his episodes with the crack and the police sounded far fetched, like he was trying to sound much more macho than he actually is. Opinions?

I have seen the girls get pretty close to having sex with guys they pull up on stage, stripping him down but never full-on pounding. Amazed that any man would accept the girls' invitation, as you know that their intent is to embarrass him for the entertainment of the crowd. And you would have to be a special kind of person to be able to perform under those conditions. Not a big fan of the shaving cream shows. (Why go to a restaurant to watch other people eat?) I have seen girls strip guys down and threaten to stick that big, power dildo in their ass. Does that qualify?

Didn't look at the original article, but from what you have imparted here, it sounds like fake news.

[Voyageur1969]

I saw this men's magazine called "Noyola Mexico," which seems to be the Mexican version of a Latin American chain Soho, but I'm not sure of that. Super tasteful pictures of women (nothing raunchy), histories of famous writers and musicians, articles like "For and against the Mexican man and woman" (I'm translating) by two men and two women. There was a gonzo report on "Hong Kong Tijuana, the complete visit to Mexico's iconic table dance club" ("Hong Kong Tijuana: Una visita a fondo al icónico table dance de México" in case you want to look it up on the internet). It's all about snorting coke, getting stopped by cops, bla bla bla. Then after saying he got bored watching a waiter pour tequila down a guy's throat while another waiter was blowing a whistle, the author says he decided to look at "the first floor where there was a live sex show. As happens to non-professionals, the client who the girls had pulled up onto the platform couldn't get hard. Stage panic knocks out any fantasy. The whole platform was covered in foam, with two nude girls who struggled in vain to put a condom on the guy on his back with his pants pulled down to his ankles. . . " And on and on. In Spanish: "Como LE ocurre siempre a LOS que no son profesionales, al cliente que habían subido a la primera pista no se LE puso dura. El pánico escénico derriba cualquier fantasía. La pista entera estaba cubierta por espuma, con dos chicas desnudas que luchaban infructuosamente por ponerle un condón al bato que estaba tirado sobre la pista con LOS pantalones en LOS tobillos. " . . .

Has anybody seen anything like this? Was it just a pile of bull that the writer was making up? The way he reported his episodes with the crack and the police sounded far fetched, like he was trying to sound much more macho than he actually is. Opinions?

[Scudrucker]

Great tips here, you will have a great time. Watch that Viagra or its generics. It is difficult to buy 25 MG doses and the headache from larger doses can be difficult to push thru. Go to the oxxo across the street for fluids. Some rooms have fridges.

So you can keep the drinks cold. The number 10 is subjective. My 10 is a 7 that has large breasts. The number moves up when you are having that drink with her and she reaches down while whispering in your ear what she will do for you. The one time.

I thought I found a 9-10, she walked out of the privado because I did not say yes to the arriba offered within 1 minute. Some of those girls got attitude. Luckily I blew 12 dollars + half price coupon to find out.

Have fun.

Sr.

[Keg]

Hong Kong is advertising their bikini contest on March 13. That is a Wednesday. Are these types of events worth going to or is it a waste?

You could go the day before and see chicas in bikini too, LOL. Seriously, you'll have fun in HK on any day that ends in "why". These events are simply a marketing tool like any bar would use, except these are bikini, lingerie or costumes. It's not a big deal, so if you don't go you shouldn't feel like you're missing something special.

[Captain Solo]

The HK girl I did last Wednesday was a nice, clean, pretty, hot and sexy spinner, hanging out on the stairs in the dark. She said from Chiapas, the Southern-most state next to Guatemala. I made her an offer of local rate of mil. She wanted to know how much propina I would give her on top of mil pesos. I said 200 pesos (dos cientos). She nodded her head, quickly grabbed my hand and walked me to the hotel.

She made me wash my hands while she took a shower of her groin before sex. I was sucking on her tits while inserting my middle finger deep into her pussy, caressing her rough G spot which was unusually close to her clit. She started to squirm and groan, grabbing my finger and rub them hard into her clit. She did a credible CBJ. It was very sexy looking at her pretty face sucking and slurping on Junior.

She did a serious cow girl, showing enjoyment with a sly smile on her pretty face, but she refused to do doggie, not a big problem. I pinned her down and fucked her hard in missionary. Her pussy was clean shaven, red, wet and sloppy. I could not resist stopping a few times to look at that sexy pussy and sucking on her clit. It tasted sweet like candy. I mentioned it to her; she was smiling, acknowledging it. Looked like she put a sweet lube on her clit to encourage DATY.

I had a long, sweet, pleasurable, loving session with that nice, sweet, pretty girl with the VIP 45 minute extension. She took another shower of her groin, smiling, mentioning I fucked her very hard, muy forte, or something. Looked like she had a couple Os and was very happy hehe. She put her clothes on, touching up her face, adjusting her hair. I gave her 1,000 pesos but ran out of pesos, so gave her $10 tip, which was less than 200 pesos, but she did not complain.

[ClamSlammer]

Good pay is $60 a week?

No, $60/ week is not considered "good" pay in Tijuana. Whoever says that is misguided. It would be considered very low paying. A low paying job would be about $80/ week. A decent paying job would be $100 or so, and good paying job maybe $120/ week.

[ClamSlammer]

I heard that for the HK girls they have to be back in the club by a certain time if they go arriba? For example, is it possible to take a HK girl to my room for 2 hours and management won't ***** about where she is? I also heard that there are cleaning men that knock on the door during the session. What is the price break down exactly? $80 for the girl and the room is $15 and that gets you 30 minutes of fun time before the cleaning crew starts knocking? I plan on renting my room for 2 nights so this shouldn't be a problem for me. Also I heard that you have to tip the coat guy a dollar when you leave with a girl?

I probably won't see any street girls, is it like 200 pesos? Really I don't think I'd be able to find one that really turns me on. In the event that I do though, would it be easy to convince her to hang out with me for like 2 hours eating and banging in my hotel for a cheap amount?

I definitely want to fuck a really hot girl in HK, the hottest of my life. The hottest girl I've banged so far is like a 7, never stuck my dick inside an 8 or 9 as of yet which is something I'm looking forward to.

Good pay is $60 a week?

If you have your own room at Cascadas you won't have to worry about any knocks or cleaning crew. The standard time arriba is 30 min. There are no hard rules for the chicas on maximum arriba time but management wants them on the floor drinking fichas instead of arriba where the bar makes no money. So yes, if a chica is arriba for more than an hour or so somebody might knock on your door demanding you buy a $90 bucket or summon the chica back downstairs. Yes, as you're going arriba the robe guy will pretty much demand $1. You're looking at $50-$100 for the chica and $1 for the robe guy. He works purely on tips and in fact I suspect that he has to pay HK to work there just like the meseros do. And if you think HK is a paradise where you can easily find a 9 to fuck, keep dreaming. The vast majority there I'd rate 5-7. With maybe a handful of 7. 5's and a couple of rare 8's. That's the ceiling at HK. You won't find a 9 or 10 anywhere in the zona. Those types of chicas are snatched up by the super wealthy way before they become desperate enough to puta themselves.

[DramaFree11]

Hi everyone,

I will be going on my first trip to HK within the next few weeks. I live in the north east and planning a trip to San Diego for 2 nights specifically to enjoy Tijuana and Hong Kong. I plan to spend a max of about $400 per night. I know the rates are: try for $80 and avoid $100 per session. I plan to stay at hotel Cascades and rent a car in San Diego. Park the car near the border, have fun during the day in San Diego and at night go back to Tijuana to fuck girls and chill in my hotel. Does anyone have advice and tips?

For the hotel can I book it all online? I plan to get the VIP card, will I be able to get that online as well? Best place to park my car in San Diego? Was thinking I could park on some random block near the border and then call an uber there. In terms of prices, how long will an $80 session get me? Is it cheaper to use pesos instead? I plan to try and negotiate in pesos to perhaps save some money. If I really like a certain HK girl can I pay her more to spend more time with me? For example 2-3 hours with me, getting food at Azul, then going to my hotel room to fuck for like 2 rounds if I want that. How would I facilitate something like that? Also, I speak no Spanish whatsoever, will I have a decent time trying to negotiate deals with these girls?

In terms of health and safety, I heard that the HK girls are required to get monthly testing? How safe are these girls in terms of diseases? I know the street girls are probably dirtier, I don't think I will get any street girls simply because I doubt I will find a hot one. If I do want street girls though what is the going price?.

You will have a great time. I also do not sit down, that way I do not have to deal with the BS of the waiters. Also, take advantage of AZUL, you can take girls there for a fraction of the price of HK and no time limits.

10's probably not, depending on your standards. 7/8's all day long.

[Jackie888]

Hi everyone,

I will be going on my first trip to HK within the next few weeks. I live in the north east and planning a trip to San Diego for 2 nights specifically to enjoy Tijuana and Hong Kong. I plan to spend a max of about $400 per night. I know the rates are: try for $80 and avoid $100 per session. I plan to stay at hotel Cascades and rent a car in San Diego. Park the car near the border, have fun during the day in San Diego and at night go back to Tijuana to fuck girls and chill in my hotel. Does anyone have advice and tips?

For the hotel can I book it all online? I plan to get the VIP card, will I be able to get that online as well? Best place to park my car in San Diego? Was thinking I could park on some random block near the border and then call an uber there. In terms of prices, how long will an $80 session get me? Is it cheaper to use pesos instead? I plan to try and negotiate in pesos to perhaps save some money. If I really like a certain HK girl can I pay her more to spend more time with me? For example 2-3 hours with me, getting food at Azul, then going to my hotel room to fuck for like 2 rounds if I want that. How would I facilitate something like that? Also, I speak no Spanish whatsoever, will I have a decent time trying to negotiate deals with these girls?.

Skip the car. Use Uber instead. Then a $5 taxi to and from the border, or take the HK limo if you can figure out where the pickup and drop off is. Use dollars because it is the first time to Tijuana and you're not familiar with the currency.

But a girl a drink if you hope for more than a wham-bam. HK girls are know to go bareback for a big tip, so use protection and bring a bar of soap to clean up thereafter. Sit at a bar if you don't want harassment. Buy a drink for yourself because it is next to nothing compared to the $400 chica money.

Avoid over tipping. A dollar here and there to the girls, not the healthy beggar on the streets. Avoid wearing jewelry. Avoid getting drunk and loud, especially near the police. Avoid chicas that the waiters hand to you, because it is a tag team for your wallet. Avoid slick looking waiters. Ease up on the Viagra, avoid over dosing on them.

Lastly try to enjoy Tijuana outside the clubs. You are going to get bored with the clubs after 2-3 days.