FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Canary]

Hi there fellow mongers!

A friend of mine is visiting Berlin and Artemis for the first time. What is the best or easiest way to get to Artemis from Tegel Airport?

I've always used a taxi as it's only €20 & quick & easy.

For somewhere like Sharks I would use the airport bus at €8 as it's quite quick and I'm not prepared to pay €50/€60 for a taxi.

[Danny227]

I would have banged her hardcore for good 30 min from back position and cut the session at 30 min due to bad service and pay her 60 euro for 30 min.

She can't really do anything because that is not an extra and she might get out on the wrong side of things. Also, if the client says tgat she offered BBBJ for extra, she gets kicked out of the club. Artemis management has Strict rules about this topic.

H.

Girls would let you fuck them hard in a 30 minutes session and leave after 30 minutes. Artemis girls kick you out before or give you a hand job. Good session in Artemis is normally expensive to very expensive. Of course, some people get lucky, but not often. Reality changed in Artemis.

[Louie De Palma]

Hi there fellow mongers!

A friend of mine is visiting Berlin and Artemis for the first time. What is the best or easiest way to get to Artemis from Tegel Airport?

Take the TXL bus to nearest S-bahn station. Take S42 to Westkreuz. Go to the vest exit, over a parking lot and out to Hallenseestrasse and turn left. After a short walk over a train bridge he'll see the Artemis sign.

Beware of all the upselling, this club has become friggin¨expensive.

[Steve 9696]

Hi there fellow mongers!

A friend of mine is visiting Berlin and Artemis for the first time. What is the best or easiest way to get to Artemis from Tegel Airport?

I use Uber most places I travel but it is exceptionally good in Berlin. 2-3 minute wait time pretty much any time I called including airport pickup. Clean cars. Often Mercedes. Longest wait was 7 minutes at 4 AM from Artemis to Tegel.

Best Uber city I've been to FWIW.

Oh and I also recommend the following if you have an early flight just check out of your hotel at 11 PM and go to Artemis. They will hold your luggage. Then party with the girls for 5 hours. Bonus you sleep like a baby on the plane!

[TeddyBears]

Never used public transport to Artemis so can't comment on that, taxi from Tegel is about 15-20€.

[Blue Swede]

Hi there fellow mongers!

A friend of mine is visiting Berlin and Artemis for the first time. What is the best or easiest way to get to Artemis from Tegel Airport?

What are the criteria for "best"?

Either go by the efficient Berlin public transport and save some money or go by taxi and you don't have to bother about where it is.

I always go by public transport. Check http://www.bvg.de/en/.

[Milfotronic]

Hi there fellow mongers!

A friend of mine is visiting Berlin and Artemis for the first time. What is the best or easiest way to get to Artemis from Tegel Airport?

[Tintin1]

I got a good enough workout fucking, thank you!

Ha ha!

Thanks for the details. Funny to mix the legit with the escort business. I'd have expected a couple of the girls who offer additional services working there. Certainly not guys? Although the more I think about it, the more I understand how they need to keep it all separate.

[Steve 9696]

Saw you got a massage at Artemis (below day 2) and they also list other treatments. Is that by the regular girls or do they have a special staff for that. And any info on pricing? Sorry to ask so many questions Steve. Also appreciate the post on your massage in the other Forum. The information about location was certainly very useful! I'll be prepared.

The massage area is down in the wellness area one floor down. It is legit massage with strong male masseurs. Be prepared for a little pain as well. It's a serious wellness massage. So ask him to go light beforehand if you want something softer.

The wellness area is really nice and also a refuge from the girls (very few come down and work their game). They have a true Euro sauna at 90 C (no thanks!) and a bio sauna at 66 C which is plenty hot. Nice donut shaped pool. Handful of lounge chairs. If you want a recovery nap they have a really nice area under the stairs where you can legitimately sleep if you want. The kino (euro word for porn cinema) is also down there. And even a fitness center weight room, though I got a good enough workout fucking, thank you!

Oh, and it's 1€ a minute. 20, 30, and 60 minute options.

[Tintin1]

Having spent Sunday and Tuesday at Artemis, if you want some continuity, head over to the Berlin thread for Monday's adventures.

Saw you got a massage at Artemis (below day 2) and they also list other treatments. Is that by the regular girls or do they have a special staff for that. And any info on pricing? Sorry to ask so many questions Steve. Also appreciate the post on your massage in the other Forum. The information about location was certainly very useful! I'll be prepared.

[Steve 9696]

Having spent Sunday and Tuesday at Artemis, if you want some continuity, head over to the Berlin thread for Monday's adventures.

[ExpatLover]

Sure NN, I would choose different days if I could, but business travel dictates the schedule. That said, fair point to not judge too harshly based on a single day. And in fact, tonight was Artemis redemption night. (bearing in mind it was good the other night, but had some of the sharkiness other's have noted). Went around 11 PM and stayed till four (Tuesday night).

Wasn't there more than 10 minutes before Salome found me. God, that girl is good looking. And on balance I had a really nice time with her on Sunday, brief though it was. I forgot to mention she is a real pro at what she does and as my first visit after a week of abstinence, on Sunday, she literally had me ready to come in 5 minutes. She was actually pretty understanding and took direction to stave that off, but still had me blowing at the 15 minute mark.

Thanks to completely destroying the price policy by overpaying that way.

[Steve 9696]

Sure NN, I would choose different days if I could, but business travel dictates the schedule. That said, fair point to not judge too harshly based on a single day. And in fact, tonight was Artemis redemption night. (bearing in mind it was good the other night, but had some of the sharkiness other's have noted). Went around 11 PM and stayed till four (Tuesday night).

Wasn't there more than 10 minutes before Salome found me. God, that girl is good looking. And on balance I had a really nice time with her on Sunday, brief though it was. I forgot to mention she is a real pro at what she does and as my first visit after a week of abstinence, on Sunday, she literally had me ready to come in 5 minutes. She was actually pretty understanding and took direction to stave that off, but still had me blowing at the 15 minute mark.

Tonight, she wiggled up to me at the bar and we kinda just body to body rubbed a bit and I was ready for a room. This being my 7th session in 3 days, it was not like the first one. I told her no kissing, so it was only going to be 110 but she upsold me in the room on cum in tittle fuck and go nice and slow. Still we only took twentyish minutes for the actual deed. She gives a great BJ, has a wonderful feeling pussy, is super sexy and accommodating and has an unmatched tittle fuck finish. Very happy to spend 160 for her quality.

Took a short nap and had a massage, which was quite good. Not long after re-entering the bar area, my other girl from Sunday, Karina found me. God, she is cute too. It was a little early for another room, but she convinced me. We went for a 160 half including kissing, which again was sexy if not top notch. In the room it was really comfortable. She tried to sell me the prostate thing again, but not very hard. In general good BJ and nice sex in a few positions tho for some reason her pussy doesn't feel as nice as Salomes. The funny part of this experience was I was terribly hard to finish. At one point nearing the time limit I went to take things in my own hands and she said "No! I will keel you!" And she meant it, swatting my hands away. Even five minutes later I was ready to call it, but she persisted -- "here, touch my pussy" etc while she kept on. She ran a serious 10-15 minutes over the half hour and got it done! Now that is a gal for me!

She said no more sex for me, and that was the plan. I went downstairs and was just going to hang out. Way in the back there is a seating area and stage. It was 215 by now and the girls had a couple of bottles of champagne and probably 15 of them were putting on a dance party. Honestly it was so much fun to watch these girls having such a great time. All of them pretty much naked and dancing up a storm and really truly joyful. I watched for probably 45 minutes and was just struck by the spirit of the whole thing. It was awesome.

I have to admit all this sexy tit shaking got me turned on, but I was pretty sure one girl would not be able to finish the deed at this point. I ran into a smoking hot Bulgarian girl. Just the slimmest frame and lovely well done lips. I told her I didn't really want to pay for kissing because of my bad experiences and she said she could change my mind. She melted my mind with her sexiness, but also offered kissing for 20. So that sealed the deal. So 130 was the plan. We had her friend join who was a bit more milfy, but not unattractive. She was also 130. Had a really solid time with these two. I guess the 20 doesn't get you DATY or much FIV, which seemed to be included in other girls 50 for kissing add on. But that was ok. Having two girls we were pretty busy kissing (both were good!) and getting BJ.

They did go for the CIM upsell and it being two of them would be 100. Which I declined. The "mom" was smart enough to then back it off to just the young girls mouth at 50 and I took the offer. It was really sort of amusing to, watch the interaction. Mom did a bit of BJ coaching with her young charge and this was sort of sexy. She also did dirty talk in my ear like "fill her mouth with you cum". (good English!) and boy that girl was a trooper. Kept at it strong and with a bit of manual assist, our little trio accomplished the impossible 9th shot.

Really I have to say I really enjoyed tonight. Having two go-to girls helped a lot and I got lucky on the duo. And the vibe and scene with the dancing was just great. Really nice time at Artemis tonight!

[PumDiPum]

I visited Artemis last Thursday. It was too cool to use the outdoor pool, so I satisfied my self with the indoor pool. When I got into the main bar lounge I thought there was plenty of girls with good figures, enough for me to be interested in. The last two visits were OK, but today it felt like my first few visits to Artemis. I alternated between the lower Kino and watching the action at the main bar. When I was in the Kino I was approached by Alessandra from Spain. We soon retired to the room at the back of the Kino. The action was short, and sharp and intense. This was a repetition with this girl because I had the same kind of session on a previous visit. I wanted to have another session before grabbing a bite at 18.00 hrs. Sometime after 17.00 hrs I met Mandy from Berlin. I had a good session with her on a previous visit, and she remembered me, so I went with her again. Another good session ensued. It would appear that if you get to know some of the girls you can get better service and a good session need not be longer than 30 minutes. Both sessions were for 60 euro. Mandy supplied information that she does not turn up till 17.00 hrs and that there is a room in Artemis for (CodeWord118). I did not know this before. I spent nearly 6 hours there. Artemis is still a good place for picking up girls.

Nice report Warmstone. I had one room with Alessandra about three years ago. She is friendly.

[PumDiPum]

I am sorry but you should trust the recent reviews. I went in July and it really sucked. Very bad service from the girls, a lot of upsetting, rude attitude. Regarding the service and the look from the WG I think it's not even in the top 15 FKK clubs in Germany. Next time in Berlin go to an erotic massage studio, it will be much better.

What a bad luck that we didn't met each other, I bet it would have been unforgettable. I was also in Artemis in July but not the whole July. Did you saw the ugly guy wearing a Bordeaux robe, it was me.

My performance in room wasn't optimal as always, but I kept on improving. At least that's what the girls said, of course all the girls and I pay just basic rate for compliments.

I didn't notice any unfriendly hookers beside the usual kidding, fun making and middle finger raising. Playground reality but far from being "Dracu".

My visit didn't sucked. And since it is written now on ISG (if this post is passing censorship) everybody has to believe it. No choice I am sorry.

But I promise not to search for the passwords of my other never used nicknames to confirm multiple times that also "other" guys are alright with Artemis.