FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Danny227]

First times always seem better than the following visits to any FKK. I've visited FKKs all around Germany and my last visit to Artemis was by far the worst experience ever.

I've visited the club at maybe the worst time of the week: Saturday night around 5. There were more guys than girls and even finding a seat on the couch proved difficult a few times.

Optics seem like dropped one or two points since my last visit on March. I remember seeing at least a few 9 or 10's but they were nowhere to be seen that night.

And the upselling. I've read the recent reports about upselling before I visited Artemis but holy shit, girls got crazy up in here. Especially this one redhead girl called Annabelle. I asked for what's included and what is extra and here is her answer:.

Annabelle is super white, right? Latvian posing as German. Yes, they upsell and when you don't set things outside the room, then they take advantage even more. You need to do some good chatting out side the room and you'll find a good girl. Of course it is more expensive than it use to be. Of course, Artemis is not what it once was, but in Berlin it's all you have. If you have the option to fly into the Frankfurt are, then you are obviously better off. But you also picked one the the top worst five girls in my opinion. That's extreme, so you can do better.

[Member #4733]

First two Romanians approached me, Claudia and J (she said "J" only). Typically Romanian looks, but Claudia claims to be Polish and J said she was from the middle-East. Interesting to see how the "middle-East" J had to translate English for the "Polish" Claudia in Romanian. Then a couple of other girls approached me, but I still said I needed to relax. At the end of the day I most probably should have taken one of these opportunities. Then Sasha approached me. Tall, blond, natural see cups, sits at the sofa to the right of the main entrance to the lounge. She was quite hones to say 60 e for 30 minutes and 50 E for extra service. I was tempted and went for 110 E for 30 min, as you have said on this thread is the normal in Artemis nowadays.

I reminded her about what we agreed downstairs "30 min, 110 E". Then she started with a CBJ. "Hey, what's this? What have I paid 50 E extra for? Then she replied "If you want BBBJ it is additional 50 E extra and a total of 160 E for 30 min".

I haven't read this thread for a while and only now see this post. It is a very useful post and although a lot has been said about it, I think there is still some more to add. From the quote it appears that you have 'forgotten' to tell what extras you wanted from the girl. Probably you just assumed the best would happen and 'assuming the best is the surest path to misery'. If you want extras the best thing to do are (two or) three steps. In the bar ask if she is willing to do extras. If possible ask her about what kind of extras exactly and how much she wants for the extras. She might be evasive about it as others may be listening in and reporting on her to management. Then you can still go to a room with her. First thing you do in the room is to make the extras clear: amount of money and type of service. If she is still not clear about them, you leave the room. I wouldn't bang a girl like her for 30 as she proved herself a con artist. Just wait for her next problem! If she is clear about them and you can't agree on them, then leave the room. No way she will go to the reception as extras are forbidden (except anal and lesbian, . More? But she can discuss the legit extras in the bar with you, no problem. After you got the extras, you pay for them downstairs in a discrete manner. Please have some change ready. Because other girls will witness the situation and may want to report on it. I once had a crowd of almost 10 girls looking at my payment for three hours plus. Other girls were extremely jealous, but everything was legit.

I am a bit sorry for your experience. Been there, done that. Especially waiting for too long after a shark attack. Somehow a shark attack prepares you for bad decisions. Then every extra info can help and I hope next time will be better.

[OpenSource]

First times always seem better than the following visits to any FKK. I've visited FKKs all around Germany and my last visit to Artemis was by far the worst experience ever.

I've visited the club at maybe the worst time of the week: Saturday night around 5. There were more guys than girls and even finding a seat on the couch proved difficult a few times.

Optics seem like dropped one or two points since my last visit on March. I remember seeing at least a few 9 or 10's but they were nowhere to be seen that night.

And the upselling. I've read the recent reports about upselling before I visited Artemis but holy shit, girls got crazy up in here. Especially this one redhead girl called Annabelle. I asked for what's included and what is extra and here is her answer:

-kissing tits = extra.

-DATY = extra.

-touching butthole = extra.

-kissing tights = extra.

So for 60 euros, you don't get to touch her with your hands, she basically does CBJ and rides you I guess.

Not all girls are as crazy as this lady, I know but never encountered such level of upselling ever. I visited this club alone once and didn't feel uneasy but maybe because of the crowd, not having any friends with me and this attitude ruined my mood.

I want to believe this was just a bad night for me and Artemis is as it was before with slight changes, we are the ones getting disappointed when our expectations aren't met. Yet after reading other reports and according to my recent experience, there is a possibility that this club may be in a downfall indeed.

[Mr Ho]

She can't really do anything because that is not an extra and she might get out on the wrong side of things. Also, if the client says tgat she offered BBBJ for extra, she gets kicked out of the club. Artemis management has Strict rules about this topic.

H.

Girls would let you fuck them hard in a 30 minutes session and leave after 30 minutes. Artemis girls kick you out before or give you a hand job. Good session in Artemis is normally expensive to very expensive. Of course, some people get lucky, but not often. Reality changed in Artemis.

It always has been upsell club, but now with all sort of restriction, it is better off for mongers who has choice to goto other clubs in other part of Germany.

Good sessions are still there I am sure, but as a fly in monger, it is better to fly into other part of Germany if one has a choice.

However, there always is an open door to good session LOL.

[Canary]

Hi there fellow mongers!

A friend of mine is visiting Berlin and Artemis for the first time. What is the best or easiest way to get to Artemis from Tegel Airport?

I've always used a taxi as it's only €20 & quick & easy.

For somewhere like Sharks I would use the airport bus at €8 as it's quite quick and I'm not prepared to pay €50/€60 for a taxi.

[Danny227]

I would have banged her hardcore for good 30 min from back position and cut the session at 30 min due to bad service and pay her 60 euro for 30 min.

She can't really do anything because that is not an extra and she might get out on the wrong side of things. Also, if the client says tgat she offered BBBJ for extra, she gets kicked out of the club. Artemis management has Strict rules about this topic.

H.

Girls would let you fuck them hard in a 30 minutes session and leave after 30 minutes. Artemis girls kick you out before or give you a hand job. Good session in Artemis is normally expensive to very expensive. Of course, some people get lucky, but not often. Reality changed in Artemis.

[Louie De Palma]

Hi there fellow mongers!

A friend of mine is visiting Berlin and Artemis for the first time. What is the best or easiest way to get to Artemis from Tegel Airport?

Take the TXL bus to nearest S-bahn station. Take S42 to Westkreuz. Go to the vest exit, over a parking lot and out to Hallenseestrasse and turn left. After a short walk over a train bridge he'll see the Artemis sign.

Beware of all the upselling, this club has become friggin¨expensive.

[Steve 9696]

Hi there fellow mongers!

A friend of mine is visiting Berlin and Artemis for the first time. What is the best or easiest way to get to Artemis from Tegel Airport?

I use Uber most places I travel but it is exceptionally good in Berlin. 2-3 minute wait time pretty much any time I called including airport pickup. Clean cars. Often Mercedes. Longest wait was 7 minutes at 4 AM from Artemis to Tegel.

Best Uber city I've been to FWIW.

Oh and I also recommend the following if you have an early flight just check out of your hotel at 11 PM and go to Artemis. They will hold your luggage. Then party with the girls for 5 hours. Bonus you sleep like a baby on the plane!

[TeddyBears]

Never used public transport to Artemis so can't comment on that, taxi from Tegel is about 15-20€.

[Blue Swede]

Hi there fellow mongers!

A friend of mine is visiting Berlin and Artemis for the first time. What is the best or easiest way to get to Artemis from Tegel Airport?

What are the criteria for "best"?

Either go by the efficient Berlin public transport and save some money or go by taxi and you don't have to bother about where it is.

I always go by public transport. Check http://www.bvg.de/en/.

[Milfotronic]

Hi there fellow mongers!

A friend of mine is visiting Berlin and Artemis for the first time. What is the best or easiest way to get to Artemis from Tegel Airport?

[Tintin1]

I got a good enough workout fucking, thank you!

Ha ha!

Thanks for the details. Funny to mix the legit with the escort business. I'd have expected a couple of the girls who offer additional services working there. Certainly not guys? Although the more I think about it, the more I understand how they need to keep it all separate.

[Steve 9696]

Saw you got a massage at Artemis (below day 2) and they also list other treatments. Is that by the regular girls or do they have a special staff for that. And any info on pricing? Sorry to ask so many questions Steve. Also appreciate the post on your massage in the other Forum. The information about location was certainly very useful! I'll be prepared.

The massage area is down in the wellness area one floor down. It is legit massage with strong male masseurs. Be prepared for a little pain as well. It's a serious wellness massage. So ask him to go light beforehand if you want something softer.

The wellness area is really nice and also a refuge from the girls (very few come down and work their game). They have a true Euro sauna at 90 C (no thanks!) and a bio sauna at 66 C which is plenty hot. Nice donut shaped pool. Handful of lounge chairs. If you want a recovery nap they have a really nice area under the stairs where you can legitimately sleep if you want. The kino (euro word for porn cinema) is also down there. And even a fitness center weight room, though I got a good enough workout fucking, thank you!

Oh, and it's 1€ a minute. 20, 30, and 60 minute options.

[Tintin1]

Having spent Sunday and Tuesday at Artemis, if you want some continuity, head over to the Berlin thread for Monday's adventures.

Saw you got a massage at Artemis (below day 2) and they also list other treatments. Is that by the regular girls or do they have a special staff for that. And any info on pricing? Sorry to ask so many questions Steve. Also appreciate the post on your massage in the other Forum. The information about location was certainly very useful! I'll be prepared.

[Steve 9696]

Having spent Sunday and Tuesday at Artemis, if you want some continuity, head over to the Berlin thread for Monday's adventures.