Bangkok Reports

[Nyezhov]

You know the old English saying. You don't look at the mantlepiece while you're stoking the fire.

That's part of the reason we fought a revolution. No taxation without representation, no more hideous monsters in the BJ bars.

[Werqweq]

I normally visit SE Asia a couple of times a year during the English winter (typically November and March).

During these months the weather in Thailand is normally very nice. However, I was thinking of visiting July time this year which is middle of the rainy season. I've been to Singapore many times, which has a fairly consistent climate of about 160 mm of rain each month and didn't notice it being particularly rainy. Bangkok is about 180 mm during the rainy season, so it doesn't look much worse than Singapore is all year round. However, you do hear some horror stories about flooding in Bangkok when it rains.

So how wet is the wet season. Does it seriously impinge on nocturnal activities?

The horror stories are probably to a large extent true, but I wouldn't let that stop me from coming.

There are days (evenings usually) when Bangkok will be flooded to the extent you will not be able to drive a car / get a taxi for a few hours as the roads are so flooded, and you should avoid walking at this time due to very real risks of electrocution or other bad things, but while the rainfall is heavy, it is also mostly over in an hour or two.

It's not bad enough to factor into my decisions on whether to go or not. Merly a minor annoyance occasionally when you're planning to meet someone, and they send you a picture of their flooded outside and say they can't come.

[Llantarnam]

I normally visit SE Asia a couple of times a year during the English winter (typically November and March).

During these months the weather in Thailand is normally very nice. However, I was thinking of visiting July time this year which is middle of the rainy season. I've been to Singapore many times, which has a fairly consistent climate of about 160 mm of rain each month and didn't notice it being particularly rainy. Bangkok is about 180 mm during the rainy season, so it doesn't look much worse than Singapore is all year round. However, you do hear some horror stories about flooding in Bangkok when it rains.

So how wet is the wet season. Does it seriously impinge on nocturnal activities?

[Llantarnam]

In my opinion most BJ bar ladies are 2's to 4's.

You know the old English saying. You don't look at the mantlepiece while you're stoking the fire.

[Llantarnam]

I would not put 7 Heaven in same universe as Lolita's and Kasalong. 7 Heaven girls are pretty and young (at least the ones we saw). And it's clean and well lit.

By contrast my one desperate Kasalong experience the lady was old not attractive and the facilities downright scary.

These don't belong in the same sentence IMO. Pay the extra few bucks and go to 7 Heaven. It's no contest.

I normally stay on Soi 8 when in Bangkok, so have been past Lolita's and Kasalong many times. Most of their girls go into the 'not even if it was free' category. Only been to 7th Heaven a couple of times, and the girls are a lot better looking even if it is 50% more expensive (and the 2 girl service leaves a lot to be desired).

[Steve 9696]

In my opinion most BJ bar ladies are 2's to 4's. There skills may be 8's or 9's, but this old man can be exited by promising only good skills. I believe beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But we all know ugly when we 👀 it.

I would not put 7 Heaven in same universe as Lolita's and Kasalong. 7 Heaven girls are pretty and young (at least the ones we saw). And it's clean and well lit.

By contrast my one desperate Kasalong experience the lady was old not attractive and the facilities downright scary.

These don't belong in the same sentence IMO. Pay the extra few bucks and go to 7 Heaven. It's no contest.

[Nyezhov]

In my opinion most BJ bar ladies are 2's to 4's. There skills may be 8's or 9's, but this old man can be exited by promising only good skills. I believe beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But we all know ugly when we 👀 it.

I've seen 1's. I didn't even go look on my last run in.

I'm going to come in shortly, can I get any reports about Billboard?

[TConor]

1. Nope. The 7-heaven girls are true pros. No complaining and no qualms about uncovered, CIM blowjobs, short or long.

2. I would ask at a dedicated BJ bar like 7-heaven or Lolita $, and then, upon delivery of sloppy BJ, tip appropriately.

3. In my experience, no, but you may disagree! Go try!

4. Wild? Well, if you like to have others watch you get blown, then try After Skooll or Toy Bar in Soi Cowboy. If you prefer to be anonymous, but want to hear other guys getting sucked off, try Lolita $ or Kaasalong (where you are separated from your neighbours by a flimsy curtain or partial wall), and if you want an exemplary deep throat BJ from a true expert, try a ladyboy!

In my opinion most BJ bar ladies are 2's to 4's. There skills may be 8's or 9's, but this old man can be exited by promising only good skills. I believe beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But we all know ugly when we 👀 it.

[D Cups]

Stayed at Ambassador Soi 11 near Thermae and Nana. Picked up a freelance spinner with giant tits outside of Thermae. I swear she was a 32 DD -22 - 32 cuddlebunny who loved having her tits grabbed all night long! Two other busty, deep throat specialists, one from a massage parlor, made this a very enjoyable trip. As for inside Thermae it was packed with girls, some stunners but also packed with mostly Asian customers. The very definition of a Meat Market in one large barroom location.

[GuyBrusg1957]

On recent trips I visited Maria, Black Caviar, Emmanuelle, La Belle, Poseidon, Tara (by the airport) and Utopia. I agree with you that Maria is overpriced. For me, Emmanuelle (reopened), La Belle, and Tara had the hottest girls in the 6-8,000 THB price range, which is their highest price tier.

Meanwhile 6-7,000 is the lowest price tier at Maria. Also, the girls at Maria are hard to see up-close because they sit at the back of this wide platform / stage. The most expensive girls at Maria (15,000+) were NOT hotter imo than the most expensive girls at La Belle etc (8,000). But Maria had 3 x more girls.

Like you, I was shorted on time. I assumed it's 90 minutes but the last girl (at Poseidon?) said it was 60. Next time I'll be sure to confirm 90 minutes beforehand.

If you don't want to tip, say you have no cash (all other payment is by credit card). I don't see the purpose of these "hosts / intermediaries".

How did you like Emmanuelle, Tara or Maria? I thought La Belle was good and close to Soi 11. Black Label was a really, really nice upscale club but Bangkok traffic didn't make it worth it and the girls were good but just as good as La Belle.

[GrapeMan]

I always use motorbike so I always use Bolt (like min or two wait, car figure is alot longer), always 20-30% cheaper when I compare but this is chump change to us tourist anyways LOL.

Figure most of you might be taller fellas so yea if u using car Grab would be a lot faster. Used it a few times when not traveling solo

In Bangkok Bolt is too unreliable to be useful, the motorbikes are ok though, but Grab is the way to go. Bolt cars always say they are coming but never do in Bangkok. Just use Grab.

Outside of Bangkok Bolt is the one I usually use and offers better rates.

[TKOman]

Hi everyone. I'm looking to go to Thailand almost exclusively for the BJ bars. I had some questions I hope you all could answer.

1. Are the girls time watchers? I was in 7th heavans website and they say the time limit is 40 min. Not trying to brag but I couldast near that long if I try. I'm wondering if most girls will complain if you take longer than 10 minutes.

2. I personally have a spit fetish. Is getting a sloppy bbj easy to get? Are they usually sloppy? Do I need to specify my preference? Is this this level of service something uncommon and I'll have to do more than just ask the first few chicks I see at a BJ bar.

3. Are the double bjs worth it? Do they take turns or do they genuinely tag team your member?

4. Any wild stories to share to help me understand the norms and limits of some of the places.

1. Nope. The 7-heaven girls are true pros. No complaining and no qualms about uncovered, CIM blowjobs, short or long.

2. I would ask at a dedicated BJ bar like 7-heaven or Lolita $, and then, upon delivery of sloppy BJ, tip appropriately.

3. In my experience, no, but you may disagree! Go try!

4. Wild? Well, if you like to have others watch you get blown, then try After Skooll or Toy Bar in Soi Cowboy. If you prefer to be anonymous, but want to hear other guys getting sucked off, try Lolita $ or Kaasalong (where you are separated from your neighbours by a flimsy curtain or partial wall), and if you want an exemplary deep throat BJ from a true expert, try a ladyboy!

[Forty Drinks]

They gave it in a few days only?

It seems that where I am, they make a point of waiting a whole month before giving it.

Submitted March 11. Got 60 tourist visa March 13.

Might have been issued in 1 day but for a request of one document.

[NoBuglyFitches]

Arrived on Monday from Pattaya. BTW Grab works well in BKK with good pricing.

Taxied to Maria Massage from my hotel. The building and facade around the building is spectacular. The 8000 baht line up is good ... The problem with soapies is the chicas control everything ... She was skilled at providing a slurpy BJ and making me cum earlier than desired. You need to follow THEIR script. Shorted time as well. This place is overrated and too expensive.

On recent trips I visited Maria, Black Caviar, Emmanuelle, La Belle, Poseidon, Tara (by the airport) and Utopia. I agree with you that Maria is overpriced. For me, Emmanuelle (reopened), La Belle, and Tara had the hottest girls in the 6-8,000 THB price range, which is their highest price tier.

Meanwhile 6-7,000 is the lowest price tier at Maria. Also, the girls at Maria are hard to see up-close because they sit at the back of this wide platform / stage. The most expensive girls at Maria (15,000+) were NOT hotter imo than the most expensive girls at La Belle etc (8,000). But Maria had 3 x more girls.

Like you, I was shorted on time. I assumed it's 90 minutes but the last girl (at Poseidon?) said it was 60. Next time I'll be sure to confirm 90 minutes beforehand.

If you don't want to tip, say you have no cash (all other payment is by credit card). I don't see the purpose of these "hosts / intermediaries".

[Paolo99]

I must say getting my tourist visa was pretty darn EZ.

They gave it in a few days only?

It seems that where I am, they make a point of waiting a whole month before giving it.