Bangkok Reports

[Ed Setra]

Is April 16 songkran free or will there still be idiots spraying water at people a day after songkran ends?

Same question for April 20 in pattaya?

It appears that this year Songkran has been extended officially by a couple of days. Unclear though what that means for the water splashers. Hopefully they will tire of it by Monday, it really is a pain to get around without getting wet (taxi is the only sure thing for me, I was splashed several times yesterday on the back of motorbikes).

I'll be in Pattaya for a few days that includes the last couple of Songkran days so I asked about Pattaya also on another forum, and was told by some expats that 20th should be water free. Not totally convinced, to be honest.

[Syzygies]

Walked through Soi Cowboy about 9 and was sorely underwhelmed. Am I getting that picky or is it really that lame so early in the night? Went into Long Gun and no one was naked or even topless. Completely dead, nothing worth staying for.

9 PM is normally ideal time. Yeh sure it's dead for Songkran. Long Gun is currently one of the really crappy bars for my taste. Too many thick girls. Heard a rumour that sister bar Raw Hide maybe better. Shark normally has quite a few Coyotes and was packed out on a recent visit on a Tuesday. I thought the Coyotes in Doll House were more plentiful and overall better standard, and cheaper to BF (that was a more than a week ago). Try also Billboard in Nana (after Songkran is finished).

Baccara bar does not appeal to me as much, as stage is too packed, meaning it is hard to be able to see the few non surgeries girls properly, unless in exactly the right spot. 90%+ of girls do not appeal (same in any bar). I did BF successfully there in the distant past though.

Have not BFed from Crazy H this year. So it went downhill a lot.

[Syzygies]

So what do they do after age of 35?

Pretend to be 27.

I saw a girl dancing naked in 5 Star. I would estimate at least 50 based on the face. I did not like her that much, but had to admit her body was in quite good condition. Body only, she could pass for 32 or less.

A lot of Oily MPs will be packed with mothers over 30, and quite a lot over 35. I would guess. My GF looks extremely hot for me coming up to 39. 10 years ago she was a bit too skinny, but perfect now. Wow her fabulous full peach ass no sag with nice gap under! Obviously her face cannot be same standard as when 27, but still good enough.

Some girls are wrecked by age 27 and others are fabulous at 37. It varies so much. I don't have an age prejudice. Just depends how good a girl looks. I know another girl 52 who passes for 35. Face has almost zero wrinkles. Hardly any sun exposure all her life most likely.

I know a girl at Crazy House bar, aged 21. Has been hooking at least 4 to 5 years, virtually since the bar opened. At one time hardly worked, living on her savings. Now the savings are gone. Hard to imagine what her future is. She does not want to work hard, maybe she will get a nice Farang sponser if he can handle her eccentricities, and shyness. All she has going for her really is a great slim body, good face, and an energetic fuck, and no baby (that at least is a smart move). At one time her BF was a gogo bar DJ. That was not smart. She does not need a BF that cannot support her.

[Crazy4Thai]

By afterlife I don't mean the life after physical expiration date, I am referring to life after end of "easily marketable" age, say 35 years. It is quite rare to see to working girls after they reach 30/32 so I am not sure what do they do afterwards. It is not easy for anyone to forget easy money and go back to harsh normal work which pays a fraction of what these women made earlier. While working in this profession, they hardly upgrade their skills which will help them enter workforce.

So what do they do after age of 35?

Go back to Isaan and look after their daughters who are likely teenagers by that time and ready to enter the profession?

Find a gullible, rural Thai guy who has no inkling of their past or does not care anyways?

Or do they live with the family but alone without a male spouse?

Can someone please enlighten me?

I'm not sure how you arrived at this. Maybe you only hang out in the gogos. There are many women still working in their 30's and 40's. I am amazed at the quality of a few in that range who have never had kids. I mostly frequent bars where I can play pool. The younger women are the exception in these bars. As to what they do when they do hang it up? There must be many different answers to this. IMO their first choice would be to retire to their village with their own ATM.

[SexInStl]

Walked through Soi Cowboy about 9 and was sorely underwhelmed. Am I getting that picky or is it really that lame so early in the night? Went into Long Gun and no one was naked or even topless. Completely dead, nothing worth staying for. Shark had one or two that were not bad. Hardly any coyote's out. I guess Songkran has got a lot of them going out of town this weekend. Crazy Horse didn't even have upstairs open yet, and I managed to walk through that club without touching a single thing. About half the girls were naked.

Baccara was of course the best, but even there the standard seemed lower, I guess because of the holiday. #174 was a petite, short, big fake breasted cutie, with a Uma Thurman, Pulp Fiction bob-with-bangs hair style; some Japanese guy snatched her up quick.

So. I started to walk back and figured I'd maybe take a scrub from the Nana sign for 1500. I mean, hell, that's what USD $48?

But. I figured I'd stop in Thermae. What the heck!

NOW, my history with Thermae is that the first time I ever went there I got rejected, OUT RIGHT, by the first 3 girls I tried to talk to. The third was a group of three, so technically you could say the first 5. I didn't let it falter me, I've read enough about it to know. The one I did end up taking home, was hot, but seemed like she wanted to be anywhere but there. But that's PAST history.

So anyway, I was kind of surprised, at 1. How packed it was again and 2. The amount of girls who were going out of their way to make eye contact and flirt with me. Man, it IS getting tough out! So I started to narrow it down and finally went with this very short petite girl with what looked like a nice rack. One of those mesh shirts on. Seriously, without heels she might not have even been 5 feet tall. Her name was a cross between noon and none, that I couldn't seem to pronounce right. And she was a real sweetheart.

BUT. She had some baby damage, and did CBJ instead of BBBJ. 2500, which is 1000 more than the scrubs in front of Nana, but. Did I mention she was a sweetheart?

Very into it, very playful, the cutest little bity ass I've ever seen, and a really tiny punami. I guess that's the one drawback of Thermae, is you don't get any kind of preview. Still. She was fun.

Maybe it's time to finally try one of the high end massage places.

[Margaya]

By afterlife I don't mean the life after physical expiration date, I am referring to life after end of "easily marketable" age, say 35 years. It is quite rare to see to working girls after they reach 30/32 so I am not sure what do they do afterwards. It is not easy for anyone to forget easy money and go back to harsh normal work which pays a fraction of what these women made earlier. While working in this profession, they hardly upgrade their skills which will help them enter workforce.

So what do they do after age of 35?

Go back to Isaan and look after their daughters who are likely teenagers by that time and ready to enter the profession?

Find a gullible, rural Thai guy who has no inkling of their past or does not care anyways?

Or do they live with the family but alone without a male spouse?

Can someone please enlighten me?

[Banana Boi]

Is April 16 songkran free or will there still be idiots spraying water at people a day after songkran ends?

Same question for April 20 in Pattaya?

[Sunlover2]

There was a Starbucks at the corner of Soi 5 and Sukhumvit? Where the McDonald's is now? When was that? Can't recall it.

Anyway, most of the time there are SWs on Sukhumvit between Soi 3 and 5 in the morning. However quality is low usually.

The Starbucks is a couple of doors down from the McDonalds, which is on the absolute corner of Suk Soi 5. Close enough of a location description.

I have had some luck on morning walks around lower Suk spotting rather attractive ladies heading towards the BTS after their overnight LT dates. Found money for them, and ST takes care of the morning wood for me. This is the exception though, not the rule.

And yes; there are the usual early morning SW skanks basically from near NP around to Suk Soi 5. Not my cup of tea but YMMV.

SL.

[Cooper966]

Hi,

Can anyone help with contact details of the independent Bangkok escort advertising on 'Backpage', as Sofia, real photos?

As Backpage and Cracker seem to be shutdown, If anyone can help and PM me her details, I would be very grateful.

Thanks.

[FormulaOneFan]

Billboard had a large number of attractive slim girls when I was there a few weeks ago.

[Syzygies]

Lollipops was disappointing. What happened to this place over the last few months? Back in October they had a few great looking stand outs, but I've seen nothing this time. So out of habit I go into Bangkok Bunnies. This place has really gone downhill for me. And tonight there are a few that shouldn't even be working there.

I agree. Lollipop went downhill badly compared to visit a few months back. Bars change so quickly especially if have not got enough customers. Suggest Billboard is better for slim models right now or try Doll House in Cowboy. Be Bunnies had about 3 hot model types at my last visit, all occupied by the same guy.

Lollipop was a favourite bar for me somewhere in the mid 90's when they had some naked girls, some with big naturals (also Pretty Lady next door) LOL.

[EihTooms]

Had to go into town this afternoon, about a 40 minute walk each way. And kept thinking I would at some point get a tuk tuk or taxi, but made it the whole way. So when I started getting water shot at me as I made my way down Soi 4, it was a welcome relief! The whole street was full of people shooting water at each other. (It's the New Year's Holiday Songkran, apparently).

This is the first after 5 Songkrans in a row in that I decided to avoid as much of those water fights as I could and travel outside of Bangkok to a quieter area. I was kind of regretting leaving a few repeated favorite P4P girls and only traveling with one regular girlfriend on the assurance from several expats and locals that the water fights would only happen for a slightly more tolerable 3 days in Bangkok this year, the 13th, 14th and 15th. Well, I had never known the red light districts in Bangkok, where I live and roam, to only have 3 days of water fights, even that first Songkran after the passing of the King.

So it turns out the water fights in and near Nana started a day earlier after all? Same with Soi Cowboy area no doubt. And any random stretches in between probably.

Two days would be tolerable. Three days is pushing it. Four days is way too much. And more than that, which has happened in Bangkok when the official days hit the week just right (or wrong), is insane. Now I am really glad I got out of town Thursday morning. LOL.

[SexInStl]

Writing this at 10:30 because my night is over. Had enough fun for one day.

Had to go into town this afternoon, about a 40 minute walk each way. And kept thinking I would at some point get a tuk tuk or taxi, but made it the whole way. So when I started getting water shot at me as I made my way down Soi 4, it was a welcome relief! The whole street was full of people shooting water at each other. (It's the New Year's Holiday Songkran, apparently). One of the girls grabbed me and shoved her tongue down my throat and said "Happy New Year! She convinced me to stay and I bought a super soaker to get in on the act, but she wasn't too keen on this, and got real possessive. So when she turned her back, I made a beeline for my hotel. She was no prize catch or anything, but it was only fun at first.

There are a couple of cute regular FL'ers out front of the Nana sign. And in particular there's a thin one in a form fitting black dress, that I keep making eye contact with, but still haven't pulled the trigger. She's usually with another girl, also in a tight black form fitting dress, but the one I like looks a bit younger and a little less sure of herself. I was thinking I might tonight. Get it out f the way so I can get some work done, but I decided to go walk around Nana first.

Lollipops was disappointing. What happened to this place over the last few months? Back in October they had a few great looking stand outs, but I've seen nothing this time. So out of habit I go into Bangkok Bunnies. This place has really gone downhill for me. And tonight there are a few that shouldn't even be working there. But just as I'm leaving, a girl is in front of me peeking out the curtain and I think, "Oh my god, look at this hot little ass. ".

She turns around and she is just beautiful!

She goes by Margie. As I like, she is petite, small waisted, decent sized bolt ONS. And a big pretty smile. Says she's "from Bangkok. ". Got a great fun personality. She won me over and I spent the money - 850 BF and 3000ST. No LT available this early.

Things some of you might not like: Probably a fake nose, didn't look that close, but it's a petite nose. Darker skin in places. No DFK or even much light kissing. BBBJ was decent, not spectacular, though just seeing my cock in that girls mouth was worth it to me.

What made up for it: A Hollywood smile, a great laugh, a fun personality. Knows how to dress to impress, including the costume jewelry to give her a classy touch. Great hair. Very friendly and playful. There. On the way to my room. During. And even back. Very responsive to DATY, seemed to love it and got really wet. At the very least a great actress through the whole process. And she let me cum all over her breasts. One of the shots hit her in the ear and she laughed about it!

Overall it was one of the best experiences I've had over here, with one of the hottest girls I've been with.

YMMV, as well as your opinion of her, but man, I'm satisfied.

[EihTooms]

Decided to give the other deaf girl a go. Her name is Pon.

If you like really small petite girls, she's also 1500.

A dead fish in bed, she pretty much wants you to pound away and get it over with.

But man, what a hot, little natural body, and tiny punami.

And I'm not going to name names, but I've gotten offered BBFS twice since I've been here, which is more than I had it offered in the other four visits to BKK combined.

If that's your thing, apparently this is the market right now for it. The economy is tough and the competition is fierce.

I can combine both topics from an experience I had taking one of those deaf girls in front of Nana parking lot last week. My first one. And probably the last. Don't remember her name but it wasn't Pon. Also petite and a cute smile. I was just passing by and she caught my eye.

She had a small writing pad with something like "sex for money. 1500 baht 1 hour" written in pencil on it. Maybe her phone battery was low.
More curious to see how this would go with one of those girls than anything else, I used Google Translate to ask if her pussy was shaved. Yes. I gave her a thumbs up for that. Then I typed "Will it be good sex? No condom ok?" Without hesitation she flipped her little writing pad to the next blank page and wrote "2500". I loved the novel negotiation style so much I said ok and we went up to Sukhumvit to get a taxi.

That was where things began to go down hill. Zero chemistry in the taxi. I understand many Thai girls are not going to get lovey dovey in a taxi but will warm up in the room. But that isn't the way it was this time. Like yours, she was a total dead fish. All of her smiles, fun flirtiness and focused attention she exhibited on the soi to convince me to take her had evaporated. She kept her lips pursed and gave the head turn. There was no chance of even Shallow French Kissing much less DFK. A real turn off. After getting a Yes on a shaved pussy and BBFS, I totally forgot to negotiate for DFK. LOL. Oh well.

Sure enough, she did lay there and was available for BBFS if you are anxious to hone your necrophilia skills. But it was really quite a dreary task for me.

I will not repeat. And I feel my Nana parking lot deaf girl curiosity has been satisfied.

[SexInStl]

Decided to give the other deaf girl a go. Her name is Pon.

If you like really small petite girls, she's also 1500.

A dead fish in bed, she pretty much wants you to pound away and get it over with.

But man, what a hot, little natural body, and tiny punami.

And I'm not going to name names, but I've gotten offered BBFS twice since I've been here, which is more than I had it offered in the other four visits to BKK combined.

If that's your thing, apparently this is the market right now for it. The economy is tough and the competition is fierce.