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10-11-23 00:28 #55161
Posts: 451Originally Posted by Nyezhov [View Original Post]
On the bright side there were a few that were Attractive. I was surprised. Not that I'd pay my 500 baht though-. I'm scared of them. LOL.
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10-10-23 17:47 #55160
Posts: 1400Originally Posted by EihTooms [View Original Post]
I guess if she is what ya get in Pattaya these days, I'm glad I haven't gone in years and years.
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10-10-23 17:24 #55159
Posts: 26Back in Bangkok
Hi all,
I'm back in Bangkok and here's the damage.
1. Smooci.
Smooci, although always overpriced, is a convenience thing for me. (usually) hassle-free girls sent to your room. If you click, some are pretty happy to give you their LINE as well.
Anyways, I heard through the grapevine smooci didn't pay their police fines or something, so the site doesn't appear to be working currently. Nevermind. Out of my room I go!
2. WOW Massage. Zara.
I returned to WOW after a pretty good experience there last time. It's location walking distance from Asok, and it's themed rooms are really fun for me, and I like the general vibe of the place. I also like that you can choose ladies in a lineup.
-reception and girl.
In the past, WOW's issue was not enough girls, but they seem to be putting some effort into fixing that. I picked a girl I saw last time named Zara. 23 years old, which is a sweet spot in age for me.
Her face is beautifully stern, she could easily be a model at her namesake store. Tall svelte body with honey skin. Good English as well.
-massage.
I opted for the longer relaxing 120 m nuru massage, with a 500 THB discount for VIP room (Thai Room). Usually, you want a more buxom girl to do a nuru, because the body-to-body feels better, but something about Zara's long legs and smooth skin felt really divine on the mat. I love a good nuru it's often better than the sex for me LOL! As she was sliding all over me, hard to tell where she ended and I started, we 69'd each other and I came in her mouth.
-bath.
We talked and relaxed in the bath as I recovered before moving to the bed for a cursory massage.
-sex.
After we had so much time on the mat buildup, sex with Zara felt sensual and passionate. Typical spinner sex, with multiple positions and end in doggie.
3. Vodka. FiwFans.
FiwFans is super hit or miss. I'd say riskier than nana because picking a photoshopped girl sight unseen is a huge gamble.
-room and girl.
Vodka's room is a studio in a hotel at the top of Thonglor. I was her first customer of the day at 4 pm, she looked very tired and not too excited to see me. I think in general she's just a very quiet shy girl.
Her looks are pretty close to the profile photos, very skinny and young face. Black hair instead of blond, which I prefer anyway.
-Shower.
Vodka hopped in the shower with me and gave my cock a cursory washdown.
-Bed.
Started as usual with a decent massage. Better than you expect a young cute girl to be. Blowjob also not too bad, with some 69 as well.
Sex, cowgirl and doggie pretty good, but it was sort of up to me to make the effort.
-Overall.
Vodka was an extremely nice girl. I reserved 90 m 2 shots, but it was pretty obvious we wouldn't get the 2nd one, so she offered I pay the lesser amount.
Overall WIR? Probably not, but the experience wasn't bad. Just not mind-blowing.
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10-10-23 08:14 #55158
Posts: 5473Smooci would be a difficult option for many now
Originally Posted by LR123 [View Original Post]
Having just checked the site, I see 11 escorts available, only one still in her 20's. Claims to be in her late 20's at that.
Filter out for those who list a simple CIM as a service they provide and it reduces that number to 6. All of them are in their 30's or 40's. Their rock bottom quotes for ST range from 4,500 baht to 10,000 baht.
Mind you, that is for, at best for anyone hoping to experience something at least close to Real Sex with a female, a simple BBBJ+CIM.
Being stuck in the previous decade, Smooci does not even offer a "CIM+SWALLOW" or a "FS, NO CONDOM Ok" box in their escorts' services provided list for those 4,500 baht, 8,000 baht and 10,000 baht ST elderly ladies to check.
By comparison, the Schoolgirl FL a couple of posters here seem to be obsessed by might start to look pretty good as an option when you arrive. First of all, she is fit, slim, has light skin, even features and is not nearly as ugly as the obsessed posters let on. She would definitely be a Super Star on, say, Beach Road in Pattaya and likely rank among the more popular choices on Soi 6 there as well. LOL. He'll, she can and does get placed as a Greeter / Door Girl or an onstage gogo dancer in Bangkok just about any time she wants a more structured work environment for a while.
And even if she only provides the same limited services those 11 Smooci ladies provide, it would probably cost far less overall.
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10-10-23 07:08 #55157
Posts: 1103Originally Posted by LR123 [View Original Post]
There will be more than plenty readily available in the bars near Nana BTS at midnight through 1 am.
Head down Soi 7, Soi 7 Alley, Soi 11, and even across the road to Soi 8.
On top of that the walk from Soi 7 to just past Soi 11 will be filled with freelancers at that time, just take care to weed out the LB's if that's not your thing.
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10-10-23 04:26 #55156
Posts: 1697Originally Posted by LR123 [View Original Post]
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10-09-23 23:38 #55155
Posts: 1856Originally Posted by RajPatela [View Original Post]
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10-09-23 20:48 #55154
Posts: 267Safety First
Originally Posted by LR123 [View Original Post]
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10-09-23 18:04 #55153
Posts: 40Almost time to go.
Prep is done, research finished, hotels and flights booked. Hopefully have a good plan of attack for both tourism and TOURISM. However, getting in on a 9 pm flight from Inchon, figure by the time I get to my hotel by Nana Station, it will be between 11 and 12. I imagine I'll be ready to just lay down and relax, but if looking for a bit of company for the night without a lot of effort, what would be the recommendation? Smoochi? FiwFans? Or just walk down the street for a few minutes to Thermae, or hit up a BJ bar?
Can't wait! Thanks for the feedback.
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10-09-23 16:25 #55152
Posts: 6331Smokin Pug on 20
Originally Posted by Allover [View Original Post]
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10-09-23 10:07 #55151
Posts: 451Originally Posted by NewtonYork [View Original Post]
Other than BTS and Mrt expanded nothing changes.
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10-09-23 09:26 #55150
Posts: 265Originally Posted by Tvataham274 [View Original Post]
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10-09-23 09:18 #55149
Posts: 265Originally Posted by 11Bravo [View Original Post]
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10-09-23 08:53 #55148
Posts: 265Bangkok?! But how? Why?
SIAM PARAGON! HOLY MOSES! I've been there! You've been there! We've all been there! It's incredible this happens in Bangkok. I thought shit like this only happens in the united states, cause we suck over here. Nothing bad ever happens in Bangkok. It's paradise. How? Why? This kind of thing is so common in america that most times it doesn't even get reported anymore unless there's at least 10 casualties. Bad things only happen where I used to be and where I currently am. Never where I'm not. Cause my life sucks, everybody else's is awesome. Cause where I am sucks, and everywhere else is awesome, or at least that's what I'm told over and over and over again by everyone my entire Goddamn life. I'm in denial fellas, cause Bangkok is too perfect for things like this, I'm just going to ignore this story and never think about it again. Cause Thailand is paradise. Plain and simple. I know I will be happy there and that's where I want to die. By God, Thailand will be the one to kill me, not the united states, I swear by the balls of Christ himself!
Why is it when I'm somewhere it sucks and when I'm not there anymore it's awesome? Decades ago I was stuck in south east Asia, and back then, I'll tell ya fellas, it was literal hell. It was actual war, ok? I kid you not. And back then the USA was prosperous, everybody was rich, and now that I'm stuck in the US it's expensive as hell to live, while South East Asia is dirt cheap, every idiot foreigner there drives a Benz and fucks hot chicks even if we look like Danny-freakin-Devito! Everyone in Asia is rich, prosperous, happy, and despite the higher standards of living these days, still very happy to treat Danny Devito-like white guys as Gods, hah! God, I hate my life. Good thing there's not much of it left. It's been decades of shit. Let me spell it out: ES, H, AI, TEE. Shit.
Man. Siam Paragon, sure brings back some memories. I remember I was there with an escort like 10 years ago now, the report might actually still be here in this forum, and probably in another review site that rhymes with 'the memotic preview' dot com. Yes, she was very hot, but not that great fuck wise. She taught me a most important lesson in that looks only go so far with chicks. What they should do is actually perform, and it's always a diamond in the rough when you find a super babe that also performs. Those I always give 10/10. Anyway, those were the days when I was stupid enough to want to spend time with these chicks like some kind of idiot boyfriend, sheesh. I did that in one of my earlier Prague trips too. Nowadays, forget that shit. Just fuck them'. That's what you're literally paying them for. Wining and dining them? What the hell for? You know you're going to bang them anyway, it's not like trying to date some chick. Jeez. Anyway, back then I figured I would try to kill 2 birds with one stone, cause I always wanted to visit the world famous aquarium in Bangkok's Siam Paragon. I even took photos of her there, but I can't be sure I even have them anymore. Yeah, not half bad memories, I wish I knew how to do Bangkok better back then, but now I freakin' do, live and learn. And yet when I have 'figured out' how to do Bangkok proper, I can't get back there! Ahhh. Go figure. Such is the shitstain that is my life.
So, no. No bad things have ever happened in Siam Paragon or in Bangkok in general. When you think of Siam Paragon, don't think of bloodshed from gun violence, just think of the aquarium, it's really nice. Remember fellas, Bangkok specifically and Thailand in general is paradise, it's perfect in it's own way, like the way Singapore is perfect, like the way Iceland, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Switzerland and New Zealand are perfect. Nothing bad ever happens in those countries, every person lucky enough to be living there are as happy as human beings can ever be. If you're from those countries and you somehow still have something to complain about then please take a long walk off a short pier. The places I used to live, where I live now, it's all crap. Talk about fate, luck, ain't no such thing as karma or God or any of that shit fellas. It's all meaningless. You're either born lucky or you're not. So if you've got breath in you left, go out there and just fuck. It's the only thing that really brings any real joy in life. Friends? Family? Kids? Are you fucking kiddin' me?
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10-08-23 03:08 #55147
Posts: 451Last night Schoolgirl Happenings. As I walked past her she turned my way. OMG-. She is even uglier than I thought. LOL.
Funny part is she was Prettier than the Ethiopian standing a few Feet away.
I'm not laughing at you guys who like them. I know to each their own.
P.S. . If you actually watch close a lot of the Hotter non Lady's in the Plaza get barfined by Asians.