Bangkok Reports

[Catire]

Again I find humor in what you are saying. Example: "I don't like sloppy seconds, not even from myself." That is an instant classic. So rock on my friend! It's all good.

I too find it very hard to pull out of a pussy even when I promised a girl I would do so beforehand. One sweet little Pinay I knew smiled and said I was a "bad boy" when I failed to pull out of her the 1st time we were together. She apparently forgave me, however. We had several bareback sessions over the course of following week.

Thai girl are not so forgiving. I had this "accident" happen to me once, and it was honestly a complete accident.

The girl got seriously pissed at me (and I don't blame her). It took me some time to regain her trust, but we had known each other beforehand, so she could more readily accept my apologies and explanation that it was a complete accident.

[Member #4698]

I may have been conditioned by those pornos, I admit I have watched a few over the years.

The CIM thing I consider the biggest waste. You can easily pull out and shoot all over her face.

It's a little more effort to pull out of her pussy and cum on her face or body, but not that much. The videos I have where I cum inside the girl, I just delete them because I find them boring. It's extremely sexy to see a girl coated in cum.

Another reason it's better to finish outside is if you want a 2nd round. I don't like sloppy seconds, not even from myself.

Again I find humor in what you are saying. Example: "I don't like sloppy seconds, not even from myself." That is an instant classic. So rock on my friend! It's all good.

I too find it very hard to pull out of a pussy even when I promised a girl I would do so beforehand. One sweet little Pinay I knew smiled and said I was a "bad boy" when I failed to pull out of her the 1st time we were together. She apparently forgave me, however. We had several bareback sessions over the course of following week.

[Member #4698]

Hi Natty,

Yes, the quality is not always that good but the price is right. I have had several girls from Biergarten including a real busty one that I saw several times. Lost her number and geez I miss her. Man, she gave me a body bath with her tongue that was incredible.

Hi D Cups, as I am sure you know, the prices are roughly equivalent for the girls in other drink bars. There is a lot to choose from in BKK and 30 something year old FL girls can be really nice and give excellent service.

On large breasted girls:

You know that most of the time I prefer small natural breasted, no fat, spinners, but when I was in Macau on the last leg of my 2018 trip and I selected a great looking, tall (5' 8") very thin, Chinese girl with LARGE NATURAL TITS. I think you would have liked her. I did. Great service and I repeated twice with her. Viva la variety!

[Smoothy]

Then somehow it caught on with a certain segment of the viewing public including YOU.

I may have been conditioned by those pornos, I admit I have watched a few over the years.

The CIM thing I consider the biggest waste. You can easily pull out and shoot all over her face.

It's a little more effort to pull out of her pussy and cum on her face or body, but not that much. The videos I have where I cum inside the girl, I just delete them because I find them boring. It's extremely sexy to see a girl coated in cum.

Another reason it's better to finish outside is if you want a 2nd round. I don't like sloppy seconds, not even from myself.

[Member #4698]

In my opinion, CIP and/or CIM is a wasted effort. I like to video. If I don't cum on the girl's body or face, I don't even consider it to have been a sexual encounter. It's a turn on to see my jizz on the chick, why would I waste it in a place I can't see it?

Smoothy, your post made me laugh. It is so completely opposite to my own deeply held feeling that CIM, cum anywhere except in the vagina is a waste of my precious bodily fluids. OK, I will concede that Cuming in a girl's ass hole is good too, although not as good as in her vagina unless her vagina is a cave. 555.

I think this whole take your dick out of her vagina so you can ejaculate on camera is total FAKE Hollywood. Originally it was only done in the porn videos to prove the sex was real. This is made clear in a scene from "Boogie Nights". Then somehow it caught on with a certain segment of the viewing public including YOU. LOL. No offence intended. I get it. You like to watch your own videos.

Anyway, when I am engaging in sexual congress, the last thing I want to do is break the rhythm/ break my feeling of euphoria and pull out to ejaculate during the last few seconds so's I can see my cum shoot all over a girl. Call me old school if you want, but I'm with Bill Clinton on this, it ain't sex if I don't cum in her vagina. (Just paraphrasing good ol' Bill, of course.) Opinions will vary.

[Smoothy]

(for me that is either BBFS+CIP or a BBBJ+CIM)

In my opinion, CIP and/or CIM is a wasted effort. I like to video. If I don't cum on the girl's body or face, I don't even consider it to have been a sexual encounter. It's a turn on to see my jizz on the chick, why would I waste it in a place I can't see it?

[Syzygies]

I hadn't gone to Beer Garden Soi 7 to check out a possible P4P lady in at least a year because my success rate in scoring a required True GFE (for me that is either BBFS+CIP or a BBBJ+CIM) with an attractive lady in there has been 0 for 25 or so attempts in the 6-7 years I have lived less than a 15 minute walk from the place.

Just out of curiosity, I have taken girls from street in Soi 4 and outside bars in Soi 4 so considered them better talent than beer Garden. However not great success rates with girls on the street in Soi 4 for getting a great GFE, but possible. So I wondered if you also had bad success rates on Soi 4 or better than beer garden? I did not try to get BBFS there so far, but had thought about it as an option, perhaps a risky one. I have got BB from more reliable sources who get tested for certain.

The risk is not my intended topic, but more like if get girls who give a really good time and possibly BBFS there.

My last attempt on Soi 4, the girl was skinny, quite stunning, very hot ass, and I think a deaf mute (signing), but she knocked me back and tried to push me onto her friend who was 2 or 3 points lower score for looks. Not sure why. My age maybe? Or perhaps she was not yet 18. I don't know. Could have been the bait and switch strategy. She could have communicated easy by typing Thai on her phone. When I can't get the best girl, I rarely settle on another inferior one.

[D Cups]

I have never been a Bier Garten customer. I mean I have never taken a Bier Garten girl out of the bar. The quality there never moved me. .

Hi Natty,

Yes, the quality is not always that good but the price is right. I have had several girls from Biergarten including a real busty one that I saw several times. Lost her number and geez I miss her. Man, she gave me a body bath with her tongue that was incredible.

[Member #4698]

Yes never was a Bier Garten customer Soi 7 and will be hard to entice me unless the standard improved a lot. Probably every year I take a peak at this venue or once in two years, and yet to be impressed ever. Maybe an acceptable girl with a customer already on occasions.

I hadn't gone to Beer Garden Soi 7 to check out a possible P4P lady in at least a year because my success rate in scoring a required True GFE (for me that is either BBFS+CIP or a BBBJ+CIM) with an attractive lady in there has been 0 for 25 or so attempts in the 6-7 years I have lived less than a 15 minute walk from the place.

Sure, the going rate for the go-go girls is 2-3 times the going rate for Beer Garden Soi 7 ladies. But they are also much younger and much hotter than any of the Beer Garden Soi 7 ladies who said "No and No" to me over the years.

No great loss. I just find the difference in my success rate between over the hill Beer Garden Soi 7 ladies perched on barstools and slim, early 20's hot go-go dancers to be curious. My rate of success with younger and better looking Thermae girls is far better than with Beer Garden Soi 7 ladies!

I have never been a Bier Garten customer. I mean I have never taken a Bier Garten girl out of the bar. The quality there never moved me. Thus, the last time I was there must have been 4 or 5 years ago and since I have not heard of any improvements in quality, I see no point in going back. But I have nothing against 30 something girls. I like 30 something girls even though it is a given that they are not my favorite age demographic. The 22 to 26-year old category is my favorite group, followed closely by 18 to 22-year old category, my 2nd favorite age group, but as long as a 30 something girl has a pretty face, a still slim, firm body, and a friendly demeaner; I will take her out and reap the benefits. Ha Ha.

So in the same price range / same age demographic, I think you can do better in FL bars like the Hillary Bars, Morning Night bar ect, or even the Soi 22 bars. And for a little more money you can find 30 somethings in the Go Go's. For example Baccara and Shark have a few very friendly, doable hostess girls available for takeout. Personally I have had the pleasure of a certain Shark Hostess girl a couple of times. She is a very nice girl. I also did a swan song session with an old favorite Baccara dancer just before she retired from the business and went back home. She was so horny and would hardly let me take a breath of air while I was licking her pussy until after she came. That was a fond memory although more memorable were the nights that occurred 6 years earlier when I first met her and she was really sexy, full of life, aiming to please, little Go Go dancer. Thai girls can age quickly, too quickly in some cases.

Then on my last BKK trip, I met a 30 something spinner in Twister believe it or not. I could not believe she was 35, she looked so much younger, but the main thing was she was still put together nicely and she was very, very enthusiastic (grateful & horny - bareback horny, EihTooms) in bed. So I had a great time with her although I decided later not to have a repeat due to the sheer number of sexy younger girls available. I have also had some fun with 30 something FL's in Spasso where many of the FL's are in the same age bracket as Bier Garten gals, but look sooooo much better IMHO and they are a lot more expensive obviously.

So everybody has different tastes. I won't knock Bier Garten girls too much. I am glad the bar still exists. My point is that there are a lot of places to find still attractive 30 something girls in BKK at various price points - high and low. Just look around. They are all over the place.

[Floralys]

5 March daytrip.

Just arrived today in BKK flying from Qatar airways. Superb airplane, very comfo, even better than thair airways IMO. But no direct connection from Brussels to BKK and it was lacking in TV content (did pick up the green book movie). The arrival date was delayed up to 6 hours! Normally would arrive 6 am, but it was near noon.

Exchange money euros at super rich is at 35,80. The lowest I have ever encountered. I realized my holiday would suffer from this. I usually take 1 month holiday between 5 to 10.000 euros.

I decided not to check to BKK ago go bars and pay the outrageous prices for a girl that's not even guaranteed for good sex.

I met up with a non prostitute girl and tried to bring her to my hotel, but I have failed. I was sleepy and tired, wasn't quite myself and couldn't charm her back to my room. That was a full waste of 3 hours. She wanted to meet me again tomorrow, so hopefully I have better luck at plowing her. She has that extremely skinny body which I like.

Around 5 pm, I headed towards wood bar. I visit wood bar every day during my trip in BKK, because I always get the best blowjobs for a reasonable price (1 k baath).

There was about 7 girls working, a lot less ugly than what I used to (but we don't come here for the looks right), and I chose a girl named "Lilly" of the letter q (although they weren't wearing letters that time). She has thick glasses on, but she is definitely not the Q I know from Laos, a thick girl with thick black glasses who hardly spoke English. I miss her a lot and even lost her phone number, bc she is my all time best in giving blowjobs. I hope I will encounter her again. This different q girl however, had perplexed me. She was really on par with the old Q! Is q my lucky number? She asked if I liked it slow or fast and I said, build it up slow and then finish fast. I shit you not, 70% of the time she was really getting into my anus. I didn't even ask for this, but she was eager for it. I'm starting to think this girl really enjoys rimming. And she goes very deep and even let herself pushed further with my hand. She tends to jerk off and lick the ass simultaneously and does jerk off while sucking, so she doesn't perform a non hands blowjob to her liking. Of course she would listen to you if you insisted with no hands, but I'm guessing she would be bad at it. After I came, she said to me, wait 5 more minutes and I do again. I said LOL, no thanks, you gave me a great time and ill see you again in 2 hours. I gave her no additional tips, bc I planned to book her again 2 more times and I did LOL. Second session was a whole lot more ass play, the hoe really really digs it and I'm a sucker for it.

And its 00 am here, so ill be heading for my third shortly. This was my BKK trip for today, just getting my ass cleaned by 1000 baath per time. That's a bargain LOL.

I hang out around Nana hotel to look for my freelancer but she wasn't there (19 year old fern, no deaf mute). I know she is still there bc you can see her in the latest Bangkok 112 video. Hopefully will see her tomorrow, bc I will be heading out to Pattaya midnight.

I went inside twister a go go bar (Bangkok bunnies last time I went), it was more of an habit and didn't plan to barfine a girl. There were some hotties out and inside was dead (around 8/9 pm). But yeah, I'm done with the a go go scene.

Tomorrow another BKK trip planned and it will be mostly the BJ bars. Really don't want to spend more than 1500 on a girl, so I will be ignoring the massage parlors as well. Its freelance time this time.

I have my holiday planned till 27 March and will post daily reports.

I'm alone till the 12th and then my friend will tag along in Pattaya. She likes tattoo chicks so I want to surprise him with the craziest tattoo chick, maybe nut from sapphire.

Total spend (not including hotel).

7000 baath and lost 3 k for sex related.

[EihTooms]

Yes never was a Bier Garten customer Soi 7 and will be hard to entice me unless the standard improved a lot. Probably every year I take a peak at this venue or once in two years, and yet to be impressed ever. Maybe an acceptable girl with a customer already on occasions.
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I hadn't gone to Beer Garden Soi 7 to check out a possible P4P lady in at least a year because my success rate in scoring a required True GFE (for me that is either BBFS+CIP or a BBBJ+CIM) with an attractive lady in there has been 0 for 25 or so attempts in the 6-7 years I have lived less than a 15 minute walk from the place. By "attempts" I mean around 22 chats about it in the bar and 3 "go with the flow" take outs where not one of the three wound up producing a pleasant surprise outcome in my room. Missions aborted. I paid the full 1000-1500 baht anyway since I had not specified what I needed before leaving with them. Actually, one did agree in the bar to a BBBJ+CIM but in the room she converted it into a HJ with some oral foreplay thrown in so I suppose we could say she is the one who aborted that mission, not me.

But I happened to pop in just for the hell of it about two weeks ago and DID sit next to one of those rare attractive late 30's year old ladies that can sometimes be found there. Bought her a drink, chatted and kept her laughing with banter for about 30 minutes, learned all about her family, kids, needs.

Got to the particulars for what it would take for me to agree to walk out with her and pay her some greatly needed baht and, true to form for me, this Beer Garden Soi 7 lady became #26 on the "No and No" side of the score card. LOL.

Weird place for me. I just can't seem to find an attractive lady in there who will agree to provide EITHER of those (for me) True GFEs for any amount of money. Well, I have never offered some ridiculous amount of baht. But no lady there has so much as asked "How much you pay me?" in response to the topic so there was no reason to vary from the assumed going rates. I might have offered more than 1500-2000 baht just to break the curse. But it never even went there in the bar discussion.

By contrast, I have taken 2 different go-go dancers from 2 different Soi Cowboy bars in the past couple of weeks, can easily succeed with most Nana Plaza go-go dancers I approach any week, all agreeing upfront in the bar to BBFS+CIP (once they agree to that I don't even bring up the BBBJ+CIM option).

Sure, the going rate for the go-go girls is 2-3 times the going rate for Beer Garden Soi 7 ladies. But they are also much younger and much hotter than any of the Beer Garden Soi 7 ladies who said "No and No" to me over the years.

No great loss. I just find the difference in my success rate between over the hill Beer Garden Soi 7 ladies perched on barstools and slim, early 20's hot go-go dancers to be curious. My rate of success with younger and better looking Thermae girls is far better than with Beer Garden Soi 7 ladies!

[Syzygies]

Long time rumoured to be coming and I presume has replaced Old Dutch, whose lease finally expired. Never liked their food really. Could be wrong but that is what was on the Cowboy side of Crazy House, that might have been available.

Nah, who cares what the name is, as long as we can get it right. Ha ha. Not easy. Thais could easily spell a name wrong! Crazy House was easy, no confusion there.

I was always amazed how few guys could quote the MP "Can Cam" correctly. But short for Candid Camera. If I can sort out any meaning behind the CH2 name, and how pronounced, I will post later. Probably have a look tonight, why not? Interesting to see if they have stupid Coyotes or not, Pretty nudes or not? Or no business as yet. Music okay Or woeful?

Over history, bars have not always been able to choose or change names as they please. Legal reasons concerning the official name on the lease apparently. This has caused some bars to have more than one name I think. Isn't Long Gun also called "Lone Star"? Suzie Wong is still called Suzie Wong despite being taken over by the Baccarat chain. Five Star remains Five Star despite take over by Crazy also.

Nope Long Gun was actually "Lucky Star".

All hopes of checking the music at Kazy Kozy were dashed pretty quick. Wasn't interesting enough to stay that long. Not at all similar to the early days at Crazy House. "Kazy" looks like "Crazy" spelled rather strange, and Kozy is like (Cozy or Cosy) the upstairs part. Upstairs is rumoured to become like penny Black Upstairs with a bit of a Karaoke club. Downstairs had about 5 girls dancing at 8 pm, all in pink leather look outfits like cowgirls with no hats. Far too over dressed for me. The lighting was poor flashing lights, but overall too dark for me. Looked in Five Star. Plenty of naked dancers but only one real hottie in the slim category (face not quite for me). The real hottie that 5 Star used to have that I took a couple of times is gone. A Farang is looking after her now. No big surprise. She had a good face and fabulous tight curvy body, tight pussy, no flaws and was a cooperative fuck, although not at all passionate. Great doggy with her was memorable. One older girl in 5 Star had a good face, but had apparently paid 100K (by the gossip) for a rather ordinary pair of small coconut like implants. Not impressed at all. Waste of good money I reckon. Can't they get a teardrop job at 100K? Maybe they were just too new and have not dropped a bit yet.

Crazy House has very few really pretty girls these days if we take the face. A few good naked bodies. So saw some nice ass and pussy. That's it. Not close to Crazy 5 years ago when it opened. The waitress wanted me to take her. Her face is okay (one of the better ones) but of course I never got to check out her body. So no deal. Maybe I can buy her a drink and feel her up next time to see if the body is okay I can't see anything wrong, but clothes on makes it hard. Never really tried to check out her ass and tits before. I wonder why she doesn't dance if she wants to go with customer.

I see another Ladyboy bar has opened next to Doll House. Shit even very few girls out the front of bars looked good to me. The Cowboy is dying gradually I think. Okay One girl in front of Long Gun looked cute. I could check her out another day.

Meanwhile I can just try to get my ex Crazy girl now doing studies, or get my Sharks girls for private meetings. The bars are getting even more boring than they used to be.

Recently stupidly missed a great opportunity at the Red Cross. Fancied a tall girl their getting her results, a lot. At first slightly concerned if was a Ladyboy as I think about 5 foot 9 in flat flip flops. Still some Udon girls are like that. Nothing was masculine about her including small jaw and good cheek bones upturned nose.
I was ready to go home so went out to get a motorcycle taxi and she was talking to the motorcycle driver. No deal so I got the motorcycle instead. Turned out she had wanted to go to Silom but did not have sufficient money, the motorcycle guy tells me because I asked about if she was a real girl. I missed a fantastic chance to pay for her ride, and give my phone number in case her need for funds became more pressing. I could have brazenly asked her problem when she walked away from the motorcycle. Dumb ass! Way better natural looks than the Cowboy girls I saw tonight, or so it seemed at the time.

[Aviator12]

I had a brief stop over, yes one night in Bangkok!

I echo what's already been said, the go-go bars in Soi Cowboy are a waste of time, making money from entry fees and high drink prices. No character, no charm. Avoid IMHO. Similarly, the bars with girls in are all set up for the same. Bar fine, lady drinks etc It's all about the transaction and the one shot and back in the bar.

After a bit of aimless wondering around I stepped into Soi 7, there were tuk-tuk bars and a bunch of African ladies milling about. About halfway down there's a pub called Beer Garden. It's quite big and open, but a little dated. Oh and no actual garden, there is beer though! Anyway, there's no entry fee, a beer is just 85 bht, no loud music and a bunch of free lancers. Mostly 5's and MILFs but enough 6's and 7's to make it worth it. There are no lady drinks and no pressure. You sit and chat (music is not loud) and really get to know the ladies. Quite refreshing for Bangkok! Long story short, I picked up a MILF (40 yrs, but in good condition, looked 30) and she offered to take me on a bit of a tour around Soi 4, some pool and some dancing. It was more like a date, she offered to come back with me for 2,000 bht, I countered with 1,500 and she accepted (it was a slow Sunday night). Service and attitude were great and she stayed until morning. No rush at all. If it wasn't for this chance encounter, I would have dismissed Bangkok altogether.

I think if we can all support places like the Beer Garden, the stock will get better over time and cut out the middle man that just serves to take money without good service.

I can understand you my friend. More freelancers bars in Bangkok would be great. I truly miss something like Billabong in LK Metro, Pattaya. I would suggest you try Country Road in Soi Cowboy. They have a few girls there connected to they bar, but they can be barfined. Quality is a little better than Beer Garden soi 7 and you get live rock if you are into that. It is probably a bit harsh to call go-go's a "middle man" since they will offer dancing girls for you to oogle, some dance naked, some performe a show etc. So there is something added to the experience, if you are into it. Quality of girls are generally better than what you will find in Beer Garden. But the glaring car alarm music is what often keep me away. Would be better with more variation on the bars. Last week I was sipping peacefully on a beer around 6 pm outside entrance to Penny Black in Soi Cowboy. Sat with a girl working in one of the go-go's. A couple of guys that I thought were watch-sellers caught my attention. They had no watches with them. Only big waist bags. The girl called them "bank" - or at least that is how I interpreted it. She told me they offer short term loans to the girls working in the bars, staff, the food vendors etc. With very high interest rates. They look like Indians or Pakistani. They tried to get in contact with a girl inside Five Start bar, obviously looking for a repayment of a small loan. They were stopped by the doorman and was not allowed inside. This was new info to me, but such things you can learn when observing in the late evening / early night. Is this activity legal in Thailand or is it sort of "grey bank market" ?

[AssGuy26]

Hi all,

As always, thanks to the regulars for being a constant source of entertainment, information and annoyance.

Unfortunately I was only in Bangkok for 3 days, so didn't get a chance to sample much beyond my immediate surroundings.

BJ Bars:

Wood Bar: 1 k, reasonably attractive girls and allows you to do a lineup of all the girls rather than the way some just have the girl whose turn it is follow you inside. Whilst I'm sure at others you can always ask, I'm a creature of societal politeness, and unless she's really ugly, tend not to. I like being offered a lineup without having to ask for it. Stalls upstairs are a little dated but I'm not there for the ambience, and they're not disgusting. I picked Stacey who was reasonably attractive, 30 odd and a skilled provider. Also kinda crazy but in a cute way! Would return if I had more time.

Duang Porn Heaven: I think it was 800, but tbh I was quite drunk and I don't remember much apart from lacklustre older girls and dated furnishings. When walking in I made contact with a girl whose name I can't remember. I think she was the cutest, wore big glasses. Gave good service. Wouldn't go back any time soon.

7 Heaven: Pricier, but for a reason. The girls are young and hot, or at least seemed so on the iPad. (how you select the girls). There's also more foreplay, they'll kiss your nipples and neck etc. It's a nice experience, worth the 1. 3 k if you're a 3 day trillionaire like me. The rooms are standard massage rooms. No full service available here, and costs extra for girls to be nude, COF, 69 etc. But it is nicely arranged on a menu so there's no confusion! After checking the photos on the website I think I took Nan but can't be 100% sure. She gave good service, although, like all the above girls, never went beyond halfway (I'm slightly above average at 6.5', but probably slightly below average in girth).

Apparently if you come within the first 10 minutes the girl will try and make you come again. Not sure how likely this would be considering there's at least 5 minutes of foreplay then 5 minutes of light stimulation.

Massage:

I only went to Doki Doki, which lived up to expectations. I took the 90 minute options for 3.5 k and was with Nana (again, you pick off an iPad. Pics seemed to match) who I'm conflicted about. On one hand she gave great service, with good BBJ, rimming, toe sucking, long massage and full service, but it was quite transactional. She had a big Bush if that's a turn off for anyone, but I assume that is standard being that this is a Japanese place. She also wouldn't allow doggy, saying I was too big, which unfortunately seemed to be a trend on this trip.

Saying that, I would highly recommend the shop. Seems the girls are trained well, they have their routines down pat and you'll cum at least once. I probably could've come during the initial 'tromboning' but held off. I'm 99% sure she would've kept massaging me and got me hard again if I had.

Overall, a good experience, and I would return if I had more time, but probably choose a different girl.

Gogo reviews to come.

[Syzygies]

Anyways, I don't think any "drive" on this board will really help Biergarden one way or the other.

Yes never was a Bier Garten customer Soi 7 and will be hard to entice me unless the standard improved a lot. Probably every year I take a peak at this venue or once in two years, and yet to be impressed ever. Maybe an acceptable girl with a customer already on occasions.

Different guys have very made up minds about where can find talent and where we cannot, and we all disagree, somewhat. Will be hard to shake me from wanting to see girls very scantily clad before taking the risk, unless they are extremely hot and pretty, and very good price. I hate well covered up girls. I like to be fairly sure what is the body I am getting, very difficult with push up bras on.

I have a set of regular girls of a high standard for me, in fun, enthusiasm and looks. I don't like to drop that standard.

One girl I know says she gets more business standing on Soi 4, because she is hotter than the normal girls there, so does not waste her time at Beer Garden. It is probably true that girls who want low time wastage would not be there.