Kerala

[KDMonk]

Spa 1.

Attitude spa, Highway side, opposite the large sports shop starting with the, in y-tilla.

Therapist in the mid 30's names lava- nya.

I'd give her 3/5 tops. The place was on the service road near highway and, wasn't that easy to find as its tucked inside a private road. The number can be had simply by searching the name of spa and the place. The rooms were dim and separated by partition boards. Had AC facility but common wash area. The rooms were tiny. The therapist was average at best. Out the the available 3 , she was the only one who smiled. And I thought maybe she's more accommodating. 1500 for an hour were the charges. Extras came at 500 for HJ and top access with top off, She was not into it and felt mechanical at best. The other therapists weren't that good looking too. Maybe I just caught them at an off day. The receptionist was a lady and maybe their boss. Would ask if she does the massage next time. One thing to note, while exiting to road after the deed, 2 pairs of eyes fell on me from nearby shop that sells aluminum sheets.

Proceed with caution as there maybe a bit of moral policing from people there in future.

Spa 2.

Spa opposite BR icreamshop, in Scissor Kadavu, the usual 2 weren't available and that itself was a letdown as they were the soul of the place, and very nominal too. Was show 2 ladies, one in her late 30's or early 40's and short, hell no to her. The other a Tamil lady in her 30's wearing jeans and top. I though sure, why not, she was the more good looking too, paid 2000 for the hour and entered, removed clothes and left at hanger and lied down bare on the ironing board type bed. The room I picked was usually the one with attached washroom. In she came with the oil, which I asked her to pout back and bring the cream. She wasn't that happy at it, I guess because she literally went back outside leaving the door open and me exposed. She came back after 3 minutes with the cream and began the work. No hints of extras, no "Accidental" touches. In the last 10 minutes popped the question, Extra service? HJ, full body access at 1000. Nothing more, nothing else. Felt over priced and was able to bring back down to 800. Couldn't lower anymore and began the same. She removed her top but kept the bottom saying full body you can touch but only top comes out, I couldn't back out as ID already paid her the amount. That was stupid of me, I agree. She started the mechanical process. Just finished and left. The owner outside asked for feedback and I asked him to lose her dead weight.

Massage 1500 45 mins.

Extras HJ + full access with only top off -800.

Name- Malayalam for poem.

P.S. Go for the regular 2 girls (one from F. Kochi and another I believe is from varkala, not sure) , they do the GFE (all except FS) at a nominal price.

[RashidZ]

Dear Brothers & Dear not so Brothers.

We all share FR for common welfare. I too shared it like that. This is in spite of the fact that, I kind of share slight emotional bond / personal equations with the girl. Having shared TG ID, she has almost received messages from 48 guys. Almost 36 of them have typed totally sleazy, below standard and cheap messages. 3 of them has shared this penis photo. 1 guy has shared his masturbation video.

This is heights. This was not expected. No wonder we are exchanging it on PM. So damn cheap and she started receiving so many messages, she had to change her TG ID and messaged me about it. So did not utter a single word on why I posted this and stuff like that. That really kills me! I really thought it will help her. Financially.

No more comments or additions! I have learnt my lesson!

Man, this is so sad. You did great uncovering a new girl and wrote a smashing FR, but did the mistake of sharing the contact details in the FR. I hope you don't get disheartened with the experience, and will continue to hunt for better options. I have made a similar mistake when I was new to ISG circa 2016 with a Mumbai girl, and it was a horrible to be scolded by a working girl because random guys were spamming her and sending her lewd messages (I only shared by PM, but still did to everyone who asked me).

My 2 cents on how I share contacts.

1. Never share a girls number / mail / email / TG ID etc on common forum.

2. On PM, share if the guy asking you is a senior member. Because they probably have met many girls, they would hopefully know how to handle it.

3. If the guy asking for the contact, is not a Senior member, look at his FR history. Any one who has written atleast 5 FRs (and not erotic imaginary stories) can probably be trusted.

4. If it is rank newbie, I have shared in the past, but based on how polite he is in the communication with you. Never share to some one who message saying "Hi Bro. Give me XXX contact". Because if he is not polite with you, chances are that he is never polite with a working girl.

Wishing you better experiences and looking forward to you uncovering more gems!

[RashidZ]

So I tried the most-reviewed "Creation" spa the other day. I thought they would be very upfront about the whole deal. So I waltzed in (I did call twice beforehand but on both occasions it went unanswered). The big guy manning the shop, I felt, was very hesitant. I asked for a 45 min session. He showed me to a room. I asked for the popular name listed here. He said no such lady. There was no dispo to wear. So I knew things would be steamy. The therapist walked in (early 20's). She didn't see embarrassed at all to see me lying there all bare. The session started and her hands went to all the usual places. But no offers came. So on turning around, I pressed for it. She said only normal, while playing with the tool. I asked what else on the table. Nothing, apparently. So after 40 minutes of mediocre mass and 5 minutes to checking the tool, the session was done. I didn't bother to "end" as I was very disappointed. I had come a long way for FS, but sadly not to be had. Before I exited, I asked the guy again if there would be special "offers" for returning clients. He stressed again "only normal". So I ask dear community, what went wrong here? Was this a typical first interaction in Kochi? The few places I visited and made a list of were all very upfront about the deals. I had gone to Creation with that mindset. What is a good way to remedy this? Also, is Vedas in the fortress good?

Unless you are in a mongering den kind of place (E. G. Some malls in NCR), best not to discuss extras at the counter. For one, everyone is on the pretense that you are there for a good massage, extras 'happen'. Everyone knows what is going on, but there is a pretense. More over, they are always scared of an LE threat, so most Spas will not discuss extras on phone or at the counter. You can try to speak in clues if you want "I am looking for a therapist who gives good service, I will return if I am satisfied fully. Etc", but best is not go to a counter and ask for service.

While getting the service, again unless the girls are hard nosed hookers, standard procedure is to make them comfortable by doing some chit chat and give hints while doing that convo. Like how you frequent another Spa girl who makes every part of your body happy, or how you need a bum massage because your ass hurts (yeah, right!) or ask her if she is getting enough money as tips and suggesting you are willing to tip for extra services etc. They are much more likely to give you upgraded services if they feel comfortable with you and if they know you are not new to the scene and frequent other Spas. Also some carrot dangled in front on tips (done in a smooth manner) helps.

Coming to the girl, assuming it is Ms S, she does provide a good BJ, but no FS. But that is just based on how they feel with the client, I suppose. I am sure someone cracked a FS with her while there will be others who did not even get offered the BJ.

My 2 cents. Play it cool, try to make the girl comfortable and then see where it goes.

[MongerMonk1]

Getting FS in Kochi spas can be a golden deal, as I have got it only a very few times throughout my considerably long mongering journey. You can get B2B, BJ, HJ with TA etc. Was this girl Shivani? She had offered me a BBJ before the 2nd lockdown, but I refused as she had braces. She has been reviewed a couple of times here, and she gives namesake TA only. Doesn't let us remove her top completely, and doesn't budge on giving anything more. You may get FS in the river spa, a therapist there told me that FS can be booked at the counter and they will give better rooms for that.

But the therapist was unattractive and the rates were kinda bizarre, so I refused.

So I tried the most-reviewed "Creation" spa the other day. I thought they would be very upfront about the whole deal. So I waltzed in (I did call twice beforehand but on both occasions it went unanswered). The big guy manning the shop, I felt, was very hesitant. I asked for a 45 min session. He showed me to a room. I asked for the popular name listed here. He said no such lady. There was no dispo to wear. So I knew things would be steamy. The therapist walked in (early 20's). She didn't see embarrassed at all to see me lying there all bare. The session started and her hands went to all the usual places. But no offers came. So on turning around, I pressed for it. She said only normal, while playing with the tool. I asked what else on the table. Nothing, apparently. So after 40 minutes of mediocre mass and 5 minutes to checking the tool, the session was done. I didn't bother to "end" as I was very disappointed. I had come a long way for FS, but sadly not to be had. Before I exited, I asked the guy again if there would be special "offers" for returning clients. He stressed again "only normal". So I ask dear community, what went wrong here? Was this a typical first interaction in Kochi? The few places I visited and made a list of were all very upfront about the deals. I had gone to Creation with that mindset. What is a good way to remedy this? Also, is Vedas in the fortress good?

[ElephantACaves]

So I tried the most-reviewed "Creation" spa the other day. I thought they would be very upfront about the whole deal. So I waltzed in (I did call twice beforehand but on both occasions it went unanswered). The big guy manning the shop, I felt, was very hesitant. I asked for a 45 min session. He showed me to a room. I asked for the popular name listed here. He said no such lady. There was no dispo to wear. So I knew things would be steamy. The therapist walked in (early 20's). She didn't see embarrassed at all to see me lying there all bare. The session started and her hands went to all the usual places. But no offers came. So on turning around, I pressed for it. She said only normal, while playing with the tool. I asked what else on the table. Nothing, apparently. So after 40 minutes of mediocre mass and 5 minutes to checking the tool, the session was done. I didn't bother to "end" as I was very disappointed. I had come a long way for FS, but sadly not to be had. Before I exited, I asked the guy again if there would be special "offers" for returning clients. He stressed again "only normal". So I ask dear community, what went wrong here? Was this a typical first interaction in Kochi? The few places I visited and made a list of were all very upfront about the deals. I had gone to Creation with that mindset. What is a good way to remedy this? Also, is Vedas in the fortress good?

[Krishna Con]

He obviously does not want to make the details public.

You could send him a PM and ask for the details.

The fun is in breaking down the code (I'm yet to subscribe also).

Anyway, the first one was fairly easy. Others were bit confusing. I think the second is the V. If the third is the one I think, have not seen much reviews here. Completely blank about Japanese bike.

Cheers.

[Dan40]

There always have been and will be complete jerks here. Hence one should never share such direct coordinates in open. Have face this issue a lot in the last so many years I have been around. Hence I am careful. But in spite of this couple of weeks back faced a similar issue in a smaller and closed group (so I thought).

Guess people never learn.

What can be said? Only one word "Immature".

[MongerUnleash]

Dear Brothers & Dear not so Brothers.

We all share FR for common welfare. I too shared it like that. This is in spite of the fact that, I kind of share slight emotional bond / personal equations with the girl. Having shared TG ID, she has almost received messages from 48 guys. Almost 36 of them have typed totally sleazy, below standard and cheap messages. 3 of them has shared this penis photo. 1 guy has shared his masturbation video.

This is heights. This was not expected. No wonder we are exchanging it on PM. So damn cheap and she started receiving so many messages, she had to change her TG ID and messaged me about it. So did not utter a single word on why I posted this and stuff like that. That really kills me! I really thought it will help her. Financially.

No more comments or additions! I have learnt my lesson!

When I saw such a great review, I wanted to t ry her during my upcoming trip to Kochi.

I was alarmed when I saw that you posted her TG ID so openly, knowing that she would be inundated with messages, I didn't even bother to message her. Chalk it up to a good learning experience. Even if you share a. Contact do it only to 2 or 3 people.

[AussieGaigin]

Very Cryptic Bhai, have some mercy and more clues please.

He obviously does not want to make the details public.

You could send him a PM and ask for the details.

[Bat Wings]

There always have been and will be complete jerks here. Hence one should never share such direct coordinates in open. Have face this issue a lot in the last so many years I have been around. Hence I am careful. But in spite of this couple of weeks back faced a similar issue in a smaller and closed group (so I thought).

Guess people never learn.

Dear Brothers & Dear not so Brothers.

We all share FR for common welfare. I too shared it like that. This is in spite of the fact that, I kind of share slight emotional bond / personal equations with the girl. Having shared TG ID, she has almost received messages from 48 guys. Almost 36 of them have typed totally sleazy, below standard and cheap messages. 3 of them has shared this penis photo. 1 guy has shared his masturbation video.

This is heights. This was not expected. No wonder we are exchanging it on PM. So damn cheap and she started receiving so many messages, she had to change her TG ID and messaged me about it. So did not utter a single word on why I posted this and stuff like that. That really kills me! I really thought it will help her. Financially.

No more comments or additions! I have learnt my lesson!

[Anony1579]

Very Cryptic Bhai, have some mercy and more clues please.

If you have been in Kochi for sometime, it is easy to decipher the places.

[Krishna Con]

Dear all,

I'm new to this forum. Thought what better way to introduce myself than to list the few places that I've been frequenting these past few months. Hope you enjoy this:

The one named after an immortal bird on shopvanthra road is good. Ask for the girl from one of the seven sisters. She's more engaging than the others there. But I must warn you, she's a bit of a clock-watcher. Ask for a 90 minutes to enjoy her thorough massage and the service that you were after. She's very new to the business so does not go all the way, yet.

The one behind a top brand jewelry store near a mall where no one goes anymore is decent. Ask for the short girl who's name starts with A. She's both modern and eager to please. The rest are oldies, I felt. But the A one goes not go all the way, but good assets. Don't opt for oil as then she'd not want to do many things. Says will get oil on her hail etc etc. Hugs you very compassionately after the deed, LOL. This one is part of a chain, I believe. They have 4 in Kochi. One near the establishment that sends your physical birthday cards on Eda church road, on shopvanthra to bund road lane, and one near palariCircle. Also, I must say. They have a lot of guys in their buildings. Almost like gangs, but so far no interactions with them yet. They too are trained professionals.......

Ele.

Very Cryptic Bhai, have some mercy and more clues please.

[Hamonger]

Seems you are a little new to the forum. All of us have been burnt at some point of time or other by sharing details and then things having gone south. I was a little surprised when you shared the ID in public in your last message.

Small word of advice, there are some very helpful and nice people on this forum as well. You just have to a little careful just like any other public forum. In future, please use PM. I know it is a little inconvenient to get subscription, but it is useful. Please do not take my message as patronizing, please do not stop participating on the forum because you had a bad experience.

Your FR was nice and detailed and I think you would be a great help in future to other members. Take care.

Dear Brothers & Dear not so Brothers.

We all share FR for common welfare. I too shared it like that. This is in spite of the fact that, I kind of share slight emotional bond / personal equations with the girl. Having shared TG ID, she has almost received messages from 48 guys. Almost 36 of them have typed totally sleazy, below standard and cheap messages. 3 of them has shared this penis photo. 1 guy has shared his masturbation video.

This is heights. This was not expected. No wonder we are exchanging it on PM. So damn cheap and she started receiving so many messages, she had to change her TG ID and messaged me about it. So did not utter a single word on why I posted this and stuff like that. That really kills me! I really thought it will help her. Financially.

No more comments or additions! I have learnt my lesson!

[Male Man]

Field Report / Fuck Review (FR).

Name # Niharika.

Location # Kerala. Cochin / Kochi. Palarivattom.

Picked up this contact through tinder. Was not OK with short times, quick deeds and missing the nightly warmth. Long Time (LT) !

Started with picking her telegram (TG) ID from tinder and messaged her. She takes a good 24 to 48 hours to respond. So brace and prepare self for such a long wait.

After usual chat formalities like "got your ID from so & so". She asked me whether I'm a Malayalee. Since I'm half mallu, I said yes and she moved to chat in Malayalam. Tariff. Before negotiation (One shot - 1 hour - 5 K & full night 18 K). She also clearly and specifically mentioned. Not out call nor my serviced apartment. Specifically said OYO. Full stop. No I told her I have to see her. She directly asked live video or photo. Since she was upfront, I told her to take a live photo and send.

Dear Brothers & Dear not so Brothers.

We all share FR for common welfare. I too shared it like that. This is in spite of the fact that, I kind of share slight emotional bond / personal equations with the girl. Having shared TG ID, she has almost received messages from 48 guys. Almost 36 of them have typed totally sleazy, below standard and cheap messages. 3 of them has shared this penis photo. 1 guy has shared his masturbation video.

This is heights. This was not expected. No wonder we are exchanging it on PM. So damn cheap and she started receiving so many messages, she had to change her TG ID and messaged me about it. So did not utter a single word on why I posted this and stuff like that. That really kills me! I really thought it will help her. Financially.

No more comments or additions! I have learnt my lesson!

[Male Man]

Top-notch review award goes to you my broh.

Dear Brothers & Dear not so Brothers,

We all share FR for common welfare. I too shared it like that. This is in spite of the fact that, I kind of share slight emotional bond / personal equations with the girl. Having shared TG ID, she has almost received messages from 48 guys. Almost 36 of them have typed totally sleazy, below standard and cheap messages. 3 of them has shared this penis photo. 1 guy has shared his masturbation video.

This is heights. This was not expected. No wonder we are exchanging it on PM. So damn cheap and she started receiving so many messages, she had to change her TG ID and messaged me about it. So did not utter a single word on why I posted this and stuff like that. That really kills me! I really thought it will help her. Financially.

No more comments or additions! I have learnt my lesson!