Kerala

[Touch Wood]

Bro,

You are a senior monger. Why would you not use a condom? It's the golden rule of mongering. For your safety, and the bird's safety and the safety of the mongers that subsequently meet the bird!

I also saw your earlier post in Bangalore forum where you had gone bareback with another WG. I am worried that this is a consistent risk that you take and I would not want to meet any bird that you have bareback FS'ed.

Please be careful for everyone's sake.

Cheers.

J.

Off day at work over extended weekend. Was casually roaming around the J Mall in Palakkad. Hit upon a saree clad female sitting alone on a seat in the coffee shop area. Moderate looks with little oversized body but nice features with big swaying back. Got horny and kind of passed time in the mall for some time. I kind of understood something not usual here and was passing looks. She was also noticing me. I was thinking why. Finally I kind of got brave and settled in the table after getting a cofeee, told that I had come looking for some shopping and was waiting for one friend. Surprised how come this return response. Got to know that she is divorced recently. I kind of developed talks and told her that will drop her if she didn't mind at her place. Roamed around for some time in the maill. Kind of accompanied her into the apartment. I kind of tried touching her skeptically. She also responded. She told that she doesn't do this and that she was badly in need of money due to many issues. I told her will take care of it. 3 hours spent. 2 shots with bareback FS. Total 20 k damage. Too much. But it was overall just satisfying considering the overall recent experiences. She said she will entertain only high decent profiles..

[Nisarth7]

Hi Brothers,

Had a crazy itch to monger all of a sudden. Cali being dry or lack of contacts didn't let Johnny from taking over, so tried calling the MILF from my previous FR but she wasn't responding. Then, without any other choice, started searching locanto. After a lot of duds, got hold of an SP, number ending with 355, quoted rates 3500 & 4000 for 1 HR 1 shot. Went to the place, a normal 3 storied apartment building and the interiors were neat as well. There were 2 guys, in their early to mid 20's, handling the girls. Showed me 2 chicks, a MILF (probably from up north) and a mallu chick in her early 20's. I usually go for MILFS, but the Mallu chick was a good dusky petite looking and the MILF wasn't attractive enough. I paid 4 k to the guys and went to the room, thinking it was a good deal. She introduced herself, so did I and she said lets get to business, which was okay. Little did I know it was the start of a disappointing 30 minutes. Both of us got in our baby suites, started hugging and I went for a kiss and she said no while pushing my face away, which is alright but she could just said no rather than shove my face away. Her idea of foreplay is hugging naked and rubbing her face on mine which wasn't working for me. Then I sucked on her boobs (which is in the perfect size for her body) and started to touch her V. Immediately, she said "no it pains for me" and I asked her if touching is painful, then how would I fuck her? She said she actually meant do it slowly and all excuses she can think of. I started inserting my finger slowly and OMG!! That was the tightest Pussy I've ever experienced! She said she'll take care of me and started CBJ. I don't know what it was, but it more like she put it in mouth with touch her lips, I couldn't feel a thing. Literally after a minute she said to fuck her and I told her I'm not at fully up right yet. She was like don't worry, you will be etc. Etc. And that time is almost up. I told her its barely been 20 minutes and I paid for 1 hour. She told no its 1 shot, you must have heard wrong blah blah! I was done at this point so I thought why not and entered her. Again OMGGGGG what a fucking tight pussy!! Her Pussy did a better job at hugging my tool than she did to me!! Entered missionary, but couldn't work out as she wasn't flexible. So I suggested doggy and no surprise, she said she doesn't do. Then she came on top to ride and oh boy did that pussy feel good?? BUT, she can't ride for shit! She was just rocking her body front and back, so told her I will do it and started pounding her. She was right, her pussy did the job!! Got dressed up and left.

Damage: 4 K.

Hygiene: 0/10 (She dressed herself immediately for next customer after the deed, not even cleaning up herself).

Face: 7/10.

BJ: 0/10.

Boobs: 7/10 (In good proportion to her body).

Pussy: 9/10.

Attitude: 3/10 (Doesn't do basic stuff and lots of no's and don't's).

WIR: NO (I really wish she had better attitude and hygiene, cause her pussy was so good).

[Nisarth7]

Has anyone had any luck in CLT? Or is it dryer than Sahara.

Hey Brother,

Check PM.

[Alengeo90]

If there's anything at all in confirmed mongering in Thrissur in terms of SP, spa or indie? Could any kind soul PM me? Thanks. PM is open.

[BonitoTarzan]

Off day at work over extended weekend. Was casually roaming around the J Mall in Palakkad. Hit upon a saree clad female sitting alone on a seat in the coffee shop area. Moderate looks with little oversized body but nice features with big swaying back. Got horny and kind of passed time in the mall for some time. I kind of understood something not usual here and was passing looks. She was also noticing me. I was thinking why. Finally I kind of got brave and settled in the table after getting a cofeee, told that I had come looking for some shopping and was waiting for one friend. Surprised how come this return response. Got to know that she is divorced recently. I kind of developed talks and told her that will drop her if she didn't mind at her place. Roamed around for some time in the maill. Kind of accompanied her into the apartment. I kind of tried touching her skeptically. She also responded. She told that she doesn't do this and that she was badly in need of money due to many issues. I told her will take care of it. 3 hours spent. 2 shots with bareback FS. Total 20 k damage. Too much. But it was overall just satisfying considering the overall recent experiences. She said she will entertain only high decent profiles.

Left a happy man. Once in a blue moon. Gems are there, but very difficult to catch hold. Can share contact in response for only genuine good quality trusted contacts in Thrissur palakkad cochin coimbatore area, as don't want to lose this lone pin in haystack.

[Eliksir]

Has anyone had any luck in CLT? Or is it dryer than Sahara.

[Hsjsnan]

Friends,

Wanted to get your feedback. Quite frustrated with finding contacts for company / GFE / FS experience in kerala. Is Tinder app useful. Any other apps that helps?. Anybody got good experience. Wanted to get reliable inputs. Thanks.

Tinder is crap. Don't waste your time there. Unless you are a 10/10 seductive beast, forget being there. I must admit it did work outside Kerala for me, here its hard. I would suggest you walk to a nice mall or coffee shop and just use your tinder instincts of being a gentleman. You will get a girlfriend for sure. Just be smart enough not to fall into honey traps.

[Hsjsnan]

Folks,

Anyone has news on the new metoo about a Dubai call girl making some metoo crap?

[Touch Wood]

Saw some nice looking therapists there around 6 months back. I walked in and enquired about massage. They said they don't offer any massages or cross-massages. Seemed like a legit place. I am not sure if anything has changed in 6 months.

J.

Yup. Google location shows right opposite to cosmo hospital. But never saw anything like that there. Anybody tried the unisex salon and spa located right on top of 'rajas' (english) restaurant near kuravan konam. Name of place starts with 'E' and ends with 'A'. What piqued my interest was a few comments in the google review of the place. The place seems to be somewhat legit as lots of comments on makeup and salon. But there were also a few comments from a few female reviewers. One complained that the place offers cross gender massage and gave it a one star. Another had sad that some guy peaked into her room while she was doing makeup or something giving it that shady vibe.

[BonitoTarzan]

Friends,

Wanted to get your feedback. Quite frustrated with finding contacts for company / GFE / FS experience in kerala. Is Tinder app useful. Any other apps that helps?. Anybody got good experience. Wanted to get reliable inputs. Thanks.

[SmogXZ]

It was my last day in Kochi before moving to Bangalore and decided I'll go to this place again and check other birds. I called up the number and the lady on the other end openly told me Niya was available and she does B2 B and BJs. I went to the place and was greeted by this dude at the reception. He let me in one of the rooms and told me the bird will come over shortly.

A few minutes later, Arya walks in. There's is nothing wrong with this girl, just bland and unsexy. Like how you would describe a cow, attitude-wise. "Dis-kambi" material. However, I went ahead with B2 B and BBJ. She went to the bathroom, changed into a towel and came back. Started B2 B. It was like she's kneading porotta dough with her tits, or like rowing a boat lying face down. Finally gave me that BBJ and I came. Finished early, paid up, took a shower and left.

Damages: 3 k + 2 k.

WIR? Not this bird.

[DudeMi98]

Navajeevani is located on Upper Meridian road. About 2 or 3 minute walk from Paranoia systems international pvt Ltd. Google paranoia. Upper Meridian Rd is opp paranoia.

You don't have your PM activated. So just google and find out.

Couldn't find navajeevani on google. Any help on how to find it?

Also what are the extras that you have mentioned? Is it just HJ or does it include BJ or B2B, etc.

[SmogXZ]

Citronelle: This is a no-extras spa.

Vie S: The mapped location is correct. There's no board or anything and it looks like it's a house in the middle of nowhere. Mud road and no other buildings around. But once you enter, it's a functioning spa with all kinds of extras. Which number did you call?

Sorry to hear about your experience.

Hi,

I am not from Kochi, and I just visited for 3 days.

Have been asking for contacts, and none materialised.

Anyway, upon suggestion, I tried going to VieS and S*ynday. Big time shocker: There was nothing at site mapped in google maps. Then I tried to go to and*are*na, again nothing physically present at the marked site. Don't know what was happening. And, none of them responded to phone call.

Finally only citro**LE was open. 3. 1 K counter. Disappointed totally as there were no extras! Even the massage was average, but anyway I did not go for that.

Time and money wasted. KLPD big time.

Got no action.

Cheers.

[Hislerim]

Bro.

Trivandrum:

Go to lime spa. Google for location. It is near GG hospital just 150-200 m away from hospital. Go there. Opt for Ramya. Avoid Diya.

Damage: 2 k msg + 500/1000 bucks for extra.

Try Navajeevani Ayurvedic centre on upper meridian road. Damage: 1.5 k + 500/1000 bucks extras.

There is agastya spa. Opposite cosmo hospital. On the main road. I have not tried, but heard that extras are available. Maybe you can try..

Couldn't find navajeevani on google. Any help on how to find it?

Also what are the extras that you have mentioned? Is it just HJ or does it include BJ or B2B, etc.

[ZOrchid]

Hi,

I am not from Kochi, and I just visited for 3 days.

Have been asking for contacts, and none materialised.

Anyway, upon suggestion, I tried going to VieS and S*ynday. Big time shocker: There was nothing at site mapped in google maps. Then I tried to go to and*are*na, again nothing physically present at the marked site. Don't know what was happening. And, none of them responded to phone call.

Finally only citro**LE was open. 3. 1 K counter. Disappointed totally as there were no extras! Even the massage was average, but anyway I did not go for that.

Time and money wasted. KLPD big time.

Got no action.

Cheers.