Kerala

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Kerala has much to offer, pl do not get discouraged. Pl scan New Indian express classifies and you will get atleast 4-5 number for Kochin.Put some efforts by dialing that numbers.

You get better stuff specially non-indians on beaches at Trivandrum as per my friend inputs, though never traveled that city.

EL , I am eagerly awaiting your much awaited KL report for more inputs.

Any one got any news to share?

[Foreign Indian]

Looks like the Kerala forum is dying as there does not seem to be any MP actionhere or non that is worth writing about. I too have tried a lot without succes. I travel to and from Cochin and Trivandrum regulary.

Any one got any news to share?

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I second EL's experience/ opinion. Bengali as well as Kerala women are awesome in bed and has been real GFE.

And yes, without taking sides, I would agree that I have found Bengali women to be as terrific "company" as girls from Kerala.

[Expert Linguist]

Over the past three years here in India, I have found several of my non-Malayalee friends with wives who are Malayalee. When I expressed my curiosity about that, I was told that there are more Malayalee women than men (same story in Bengal?) so the ratio makes it difficult for them to get husbands. Education makes them able to get good jobs far away from Kerala and the opportunity to meet people of other states. So do not be scared off, you should find a good Malayalee woman to marry without much trouble.

And yes, without taking sides, I would agree that I have found Bengali women to be as terrific "company" as girls from Kerala.

And your hypothesis, if true, is a bit scary, more so personally as sooner or later I'll be searching for one myself. On a side note, I feel bong women too are much like mallus.

[Rokr Blore]

In fact the born and bred Mallu Bangalorean often hates to marry a Mallu chick from here because some of them say they are all 'fast' or spoilt. Instead he prefers to settle for someone from the deep confines of Kuttanad or Erankulam or wherever in Kerala as the case maybe.

I thought it was other way round. Those who are born and bred outside kerala almost strictly prefer to marry those settled outside mostly cos of the 'accent' and other similar issues. And your hypothesis, if true, is a bit scary, more so personally as sooner or later I'll be searching for one myself.

[Expert Linguist]

The quote which you wrote about was essentially relating to Bangalore, where one has to persevere to find good Malayalee women through contacts. Kerala is a lot easier due to the abundance of Malayalees, as you will find soon from reading my report.

I you have used a term,perseverance,i am anxiuosly awaiting your report!

[Shambu]

Shambu,

You said it right but then the ones available(for pick up) are not easy to find! I have been to many providers in the last many years in Bangalore, never had a mallu chick. Even after specifically asking for mallu chicks, my provider(s) are unable to arrange one. Probably they are always on their own and do not work through pimps... in such a scenario getting contacts become that much difficult. Have you had any experience picking up mallu chicks in Bangalore.

Cheers... Pal

As for your question of whether I have had any fun with Mallu chicks here in Bangalore, well yes. Some ot them can be found in some MP's (though now the NE chicks have dominated this area)All the hospitals have plenty of Mallu nurses and fixing them up is a game which you have to play according to your capacity. But yes, they are available. In fact the born and bred Mallu Bangalorean often hates to marry a Mallu chick from here because some of them say they are all 'fast' or spoilt. Instead he prefers to settle for someone from the deep confines of Kuttanad or Erankulam or wherever in Kerala as the case maybe.

[Wandere]

I have travelled Kerala extensively but could not get something worth,what I got in bits and pieces was not to my liking,and was not comfortable mentally,hence stopped trying,but you have used a term,perseverance,i am anxiuosly awaiting your report!

What Shambhu has said about their ability to stoke the fires of passion is so very true. My Kerala road trip report is almost done and I will publish it on Sunday.

As for finding Malayalee women in Bangalore, while what you have said about their working on their own is true, it is not as difficult as you have experienced. During each of the last four times I have visited, I had the delightful company of at least one Malayalee woman each time, and three times during the visit in June. The scope exists, one needs to persevere to explore it. Contacts help, even though phone numbers tend to stop working ever so often, which is a bummer of a situation in India mongering. Best of luck.

[Rokr Blore]

What Shambhu has said about their ability to stoke the fires of passion is so very true.

I too have heard a lot about them but the only experience I had was with a non-pro. It was mindblowing experience with her and she was more horny than me. She was ready for it, in anyway, at anytime. Even if I woke up in the middle of the night and felt like it, she'd never say no and would get in the mood in no time.

I did get manage to get some pimps numbers through my provider who supposedly had mallu contacts but one of them ran out of 'stock' and the other one charges a bit higher than market rates. She isn't great at doing business. I just went to her once and in the temptation of being with a mallu, I overpaid a bit plus had a horrible experience with my condom breaking. In summary, both are not a pleasure to deal with. Bedding a mallu is one of my fantasies apart from NE. On a side note, I feel bong women too are much like mallus.

[Expert Linguist]

What Shambhu has said about their ability to stoke the fires of passion is so very true. My Kerala road trip report is almost done and I will publish it on Sunday.

As for finding Malayalee women in Bangalore, while what you have said about their working on their own is true, it is not as difficult as you have experienced. During each of the last four times I have visited, I had the delightful company of at least one Malayalee woman each time, and three times during the visit in June. The scope exists, one needs to persevere to explore it. Contacts help, even though phone numbers tend to stop working ever so often, which is a bummer of a situation in India mongering. Best of luck.

Probably they are always on their own and do not work through pimps... in such a scenario getting contacts become that much difficult.

[Kuttappan]

But the Mallu chicks that come out of "God's own country" living in other parts of India, do know how to stroke the fires of passion in men

I agree. Hearing stories from my friends in Banglore and Mumbai, mallu girls are a wild bunch in those cities. My best mallu girl sex I ever had was last year in Chicago inside a car. What a few hours it was!!!

I know what you mean about my name

[Pal]

Shambu,

You said it right but then the ones available(for pick up) are not easy to find! I have been to many providers in the last many years in Bangalore, never had a mallu chick. Even after specifically asking for mallu chicks, my provider(s) are unable to arrange one. Probably they are always on their own and do not work through pimps... in such a scenario getting contacts become that much difficult. Have you had any experience picking up mallu chicks in Bangalore.

Cheers... Pal

But the Mallu chicks that come out of "God's own country" living in other parts of India, do know how to stroke the fires of passion in men.

[Shambu]

It is impossible to point out a mongering location in Kerala. There are girls available all over Kerala but with the right contacts only. There are no street walkers and no one is going to approach you. If you can get good contacts then you can get girls to anywhere you want. The pimps will get the girl on a bus and they can be at your hotel in Munnar, Kumarakom, Alleppey and pretty much anywhere in Kerala.

I hope this helps and maybe after EL'S report from Kerala we can better understand the mongering situations for foreigners.

True it is impossible to monger in Kerala even if your a college student. Beleive you me. But the Mallu chicks that come out of "God's own country" living in other parts of India, do know how to stroke the fires of passion in men.

By the way your name is quite common in a part of Karnataka (closer to kerala), but the 'n' is left out. Haha!

[Expert Linguist]

Kuttappa, the friend got delayed and will arrive here only on Monday next week. I waiting for him to verify that I got some of the names right. The report is otherwise ready. Have fun and be safe.

EL how is the report coming along?

[Kuttappan]

any latest news from Kerala? Slov, how was your friends visit in Kerala? EL how is the report coming along?