Kerala

[Margaritaville]

El Are agencies that will arrange House boats with some beauties if money is no issue. I noticed that you mentioned "Provider Agents" or maybe I just need to wait for your full report.

Thank you for your kind comments, Santa, Kuttapan and Xper. Since I am leaving for Kuala Lumpur this evening I have been under some time pressures. I will be placing the other two sections of my Kerala explorations on Sunday evening, Malaysian time this weekend. WOW in bold capitals is right, Kerala is simply terrific. Cheers.

P.S. : The West Coast highway is NH17, which I may have typed NH47 in my notes.

[Expert Linguist]

Thank you for your kind comments, Santa, Kuttapan and Xper. Since I am leaving for Kuala Lumpur this evening I have been under some time pressures. I will be placing the other two sections of my Kerala explorations on Sunday evening, Malaysian time this weekend. WOW in bold capitals is right, Kerala is simply terrific. Cheers.

P.S. : The West Coast highway is NH17, which I may have typed NH47 in my notes.

This is something I will be exploring my self on the next visit...WOW!!!

[Luck7]

Hurray EL,

I am damn eager to read the balance material ; no patience left over with me please make the report complete at earliest.

I will try top mountain hard to monger a day with you and hope that you will really be my friendly mate ; bro don;t worry i will not put my material cost on you. Hope my dream to meet and travel a mongering day with you soon.

Very Well done in the report i still remember each and every word of your report and inspite of being long. Any foolish guy will only leave the report reading half a way.

bye and take care (keep posting such a diamond reports pls.)

This report has been in draft for a few weeks now but
In the next section I will cover the agents based activity, which we started exploring when we got to Ernakulam.

[Kuttappan]

This is something I will be exploring my self on the next visit...WOW!!!

Only at Cannanore and Calicut did we have to wait about an hour for women to be made available. There was no such wait anywhere else.

In the next section I will cover the agents based activity, which we started exploring when we got to Ernakulam.

[Xper 1]

This report has been in draft for a few weeks now but I wanted my friend to have a look before publishing it ...

I am classifying it in three parts. First is activity involving truck-stops on NH47. Second would cover provider agents, and the third would be independents....

The women said that they do not take on more than two customers a day, so I guess there must be many women who use the same hutch during the day being ferried by the truck drivers or someone else.

In the next section I will cover the agents based activity, which we started exploring when we got to Ernakulam.

Bravo! EL! What a vivid field report.It gives a feeling to reader that he is actually at the scene of action. Eagerly awaitng the remaining parts.

Keep the flag flying.

Xper 1

[Expert Linguist]

This report has been in draft for a few weeks now but I wanted my friend to have a look before publishing it. He said that he would like to "sanitize" it somewhat to "protect the innocent" and I needed his help to get the spellings of the places right also. So here goes ...

The Kerala trip was primarily intended for exploring the rain forests and help my friend to decide on some investments in agricultural areas. This gave both if us an enormous opportunity to travel the Indian roads starting from Hubli in Karnataka to Thiruvananthapuram in Kerala, criss-crossing the hills by going up from the coast and then coming down the other side, and then going the other way after a few hundred kilometers. It was a fascinating journey. However, mongers here do not care less if it was that way or otherwise, if I do not cover mongering and what Kerala offers. I am classifying it in three parts. First is activity involving truck-stops on NH47. Second would cover provider agents, and the third would be independents. Kerala is remarkably active, and the women absolutely terrific. It is also surprisingly inexpensive in many ways.

Truck stops: We have heard folks here talk about "diamonds in the rough". For an average of 1.2K we got a two hour session with some of the most gorgeous rustic women. The places we stopped off for these hobbies were Bekal, Charuvattur, Pappiniseri, Cannanore, Tellicherry, Calicut, Ponnani and Chavakad on the route to Ernakulam after we entered Kerala north of Kasargod. The truck stops are at those "restaurant-resthouse" kind of places that are just outside of these little towns, and the manager of the place usually directs you to the hutch location a little away from the Highway NH47 into the village.

You do have a choice of women averaging in age from about 20 to 35, looks ranging from 5 to 8 on the 10 point scale and all with very attractive assets, covered only with a thin "mundu". All the women we met were of dusky complexion and most of them had never been married. They were all very clean, always well bathed and neatly presented and had nice long hair down to their mid-back. Private areas were very clean to make DATY enjoyable.

Typically the session starts with a real nice bath in a thatched enclosure with large pails of hot water. The woman would actually bathe you (getting to examine the family jewels in doing so) and start the arousal process as she disrobes and washes herself, with or without your help. Once this is done, they give you a choice of drink, with tender coconut water or an arrack cocktail, and some snacks. The Kerala style "chaaya" is always available. The sex is whatever both find enjoyable, there were no number of pops limitations and everything was acceptable except "pain". Also definitely take their no for a no. Sex was always with condoms, though most women accepted DATY and BBBJ with pleasure. They also offer you a bath after you are done, and take a proper one themselves. There was never any rush, always a desire to try what you request and they always expressed gratitude for getting extra money as tips. They said that their take is about 75% of the money we pay, but they keep all of the tips. We also had to pay for all the food and beverages.

They do not like to be photographed. Some of them spoke English, though all of them understood what we wanted. The women said that they do not take on more than two customers a day, so I guess there must be many women who use the same hutch during the day being ferried by the truck drivers or someone else. Only at Cannanore and Calicut did we have to wait about an hour for women to be made available. There was no such wait anywhere else.

In the next section I will cover the agents based activity, which we started exploring when we got to Ernakulam.

[Cybram]

Hey dude

Thanks for the contact.

But the guy could not help me in tvm due to lack of time to arrange. As I said I had only one day in the weekend. So it was either I travel to cochin or forget it.

Somethings happening in life which is causing me to be inactive in general. Will post as soon as I have somethign solid to write home about

Keep in touch

Cyb

[Play Pal]

Mallu girls may be lagging behind north indian chicks with respect to body shape and colour. Also they take a long time to open up.

Once I had a an acquintance with this keralite nurse , it took a while and lot of effort to convince her to come out of her cocoon. But once she was into it, she turned out to be so spicey in bed. I would indeed rate her as one of the best I ever had.

And yes, without taking sides, I would agree that I have found Bengali women to be as terrific "company" as girls from Kerala.

[Kuttappan]

Hello Slov, I was wondering how it go for your friends in Kerala. Were they able to score anything, was I any helpful? I appreciate the feedback.

[Expert Linguist]

Will post it this week. I was in Bombay for the past four days and was using someone else's computer for my access. Did give senior pals Santa and UniDen a brief about my Kerala experiences, but will publish it soon. My apologies for the delay.

EL , I am eagerly awaiting your much awaited KL report for more inputs.

[Inblr01]

Kerala has much to offer, pl do not get discouraged. Pl scan New Indian express classifies and you will get atleast 4-5 number for Kochin.Put some efforts by dialing that numbers.

You get better stuff specially non-indians on beaches at Trivandrum as per my friend inputs, though never traveled that city.

EL , I am eagerly awaiting your much awaited KL report for more inputs.

Any one got any news to share?

[Foreign Indian]

Looks like the Kerala forum is dying as there does not seem to be any MP actionhere or non that is worth writing about. I too have tried a lot without succes. I travel to and from Cochin and Trivandrum regulary.

Any one got any news to share?

[Inblr01]

I second EL's experience/ opinion. Bengali as well as Kerala women are awesome in bed and has been real GFE.

And yes, without taking sides, I would agree that I have found Bengali women to be as terrific "company" as girls from Kerala.

[Expert Linguist]

Over the past three years here in India, I have found several of my non-Malayalee friends with wives who are Malayalee. When I expressed my curiosity about that, I was told that there are more Malayalee women than men (same story in Bengal?) so the ratio makes it difficult for them to get husbands. Education makes them able to get good jobs far away from Kerala and the opportunity to meet people of other states. So do not be scared off, you should find a good Malayalee woman to marry without much trouble.

And yes, without taking sides, I would agree that I have found Bengali women to be as terrific "company" as girls from Kerala.

And your hypothesis, if true, is a bit scary, more so personally as sooner or later I'll be searching for one myself. On a side note, I feel bong women too are much like mallus.

[Rokr Blore]

In fact the born and bred Mallu Bangalorean often hates to marry a Mallu chick from here because some of them say they are all 'fast' or spoilt. Instead he prefers to settle for someone from the deep confines of Kuttanad or Erankulam or wherever in Kerala as the case maybe.

I thought it was other way round. Those who are born and bred outside kerala almost strictly prefer to marry those settled outside mostly cos of the 'accent' and other similar issues. And your hypothesis, if true, is a bit scary, more so personally as sooner or later I'll be searching for one myself.