Kerala

[ElephantACaves]

What a sick post. Joe must learn to stop fingering the V on his head and not paint the profiles here with the avatars in his life.

If his profile had been made to make this one needless post, we can tell what your kind is and how best to deal with you.

Boycott OneAverageJoe!

I've been a shy person not very lucky with girls so no similar experiences. I posted this FR to say you have very nice writing style. I checked your previous posts and all of them are well written. Some are very entertaining. I really liked.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...494&viewfull=1#post1479494.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...466&viewfull=1#post2114466.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...417&viewfull=1#post2114417.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...163&viewfull=1#post2005163..

[TharkiBoss]

Thanks to seniors in Kerala forum for sharing nimbu spa tips. Visited nimbu spa in capital city, couple of weeks back. Proved to be disappointing. Went there hoping to find remya, but she was on leave that day. Counter charges are atrocious, 3 k for 1 hour. Tried to bring it down to 2 k but the counter guy won't budge.

Still went ahead hoping service would be good. Was assigned Diya. She asked 2 k for TL+HJ. Tried to bring it down to 1. 5 k politely, but she won't budge. Massage was just namesake, but she gave decent bum massage including ass crack. Paid 1 k only took HJ, and left after shower.

[RashidZ]

Met the infamous Raji again at her Spa. She mentioned business is very dull (I suppose that is true for a lot of businesses). She had hired another girl for 3-4 days, but then she also left as the customer traffic was slow. I told her she should atleast post her Spa ad on Google, but she seemed hesitant.

I was in a bit of hurry, so took only 1 hour and paid 2 K. Excellent service though BBBJ started a bit toothy this time (I had to realign her mouth to get the angle right). Sex was alright, I liked her massage better.

Cheers.

[OneAverageJoe]

I've been a shy person not very lucky with girls so no similar experiences. I posted this FR to say you have very nice writing style. I checked your previous posts and all of them are well written. Some are very entertaining. I really liked.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...494&viewfull=1#post1479494.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...466&viewfull=1#post2114466.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...417&viewfull=1#post2114417.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...163&viewfull=1#post2005163.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...811&viewfull=1#post1675811.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...494&viewfull=1#post1479494.

I know someone in my professional life who exactly fits your personality type. He also writes stylishly like this. Don't know if both are same. Anyway, please keep writing.

As I presume would be the case with most other brothers in middle / senior / top management, I have had similar experiences albeit highly subtle in comparison. As it is attractive girls in corporate generally (and consciously) throw in their feminine appeal to prevail in power equations. In one-on-one interviews conducted by men, women tend to use it to the hilt. Ranging from suggestive body language to outright propositioning. Personally, I prefer mongering over affairs or flings because I really do not want to deal with all the emotional baggage (read: trauma) that is inextricably connected to the latter. Even though there are incredibly desirable women (some with JLo bodies) at work and in my social circles who do warm up to me, I have, with the exception of one idiotic instance, steadfastly adhered to the golden rule of no hanky panky with known people from everyday life. Personal or business. It has served me well thus far by bestowing an unblemished reputation of being a thorough gentleman with the ladies. The one time I goofed up and got with a pretty lady (with a smoking body) from an organization we did business with, it was hell! While the action was really good, it came at a very heavy price. She began to be really clingy would ring me incessantly and sometimes at godforsaken hours like 2, 3 in the morning and leave me heaps of incriminating messages. If I did not heel the way she wanted, she made veiled threats of making the affair known to the missus and also our circles. Fortunately for me, she got a position overseas and the "fling" died out. Lesson learnt! Brothers, let not our pursuits for pleasure (indiscretions in commonspeak) break up our families, destroy our careers and reputation that we have painstaking built up over decades. It's really not worth it.

[Lamboos]

Guys,

With work and personal commitments keeping me mostly indoors and jhonny getting louder by the day, I took refuge in the bird downstairs. From south India for certain, because she was not comfortable with Hindi. For some pleasure. She is, to not mince words, a fatso. Cheeks ridden with pimples. Face, a sore for the eyes. And though fair, thorny. All over. What got me was the fact that she was a wild bird, eager for action. So we slipped into the night, under a COT and explored each other. Thornyness put me off right away. Also, what appeared melons were in reality only mere plums. But since the bird was driving, I lay down for the journey and regretted it not long after. But that's not what this post is about. We smooched for a bit and now, even after a day and half, I can't seem to get the taste of her out of my mouth. I'm not being romantic. It's an ugly taste. Like I've drunk a bottle of fat girls. It's revolting. Waking up I thought it was COVID, but later on it dawned on me that it's likely her. I checked with her to see if she was using any lotions and stuff and if that's what I'm tasting still. But no. It's not the taste alone, it's also the faint smell. I've tried everything. Drank tea, coffee, gurgled with Listerine and stuff. Even tried making (poorly) lemon juice with neem pellets. Since it's cold and the bathroom has no heater, I've only managed one shower. Could that be why? I'm desperate for some answers guys. I refrained from writing here for long because it's actually a funny story. LOL. How I long to be back in the balmy south.

It's probably all in your mind from a not so pleasant experience. Reminds me of the scene from Ace ventura where he finds out later that the hot chick he kissed was actually a transvestite. If it helps, reminds me of a spa girl in gurgaon, absoultely amazing tats, firm, round & natural 38 DDDs, proceeded to give her a peck in the lip out of excitement and she initiated a bit of light DFK. God, she had onion breath coming from her mouth. Looks like she had some raw onion salad or something for breakfast. Stopped it immediately and never went anywhere near her face for the rest of the session. For some reason, that's one of the first things that I remember still now from that encounter, not the magnificent tats and large pink areolas. After that I have been a bit more apprehensive of DFKs. Probably should carry listerine and get the girls to rinse before starting.

[ElephantACaves]

Guys,

With work and personal commitments keeping me mostly indoors and jhonny getting louder by the day, I took refuge in the bird downstairs. From south India for certain, because she was not comfortable with Hindi. For some pleasure. She is, to not mince words, a fatso. Cheeks ridden with pimples. Face, a sore for the eyes. And though fair, thorny. All over. What got me was the fact that she was a wild bird, eager for action. So we slipped into the night, under a COT and explored each other. Thornyness put me off right away. Also, what appeared melons were in reality only mere plums. But since the bird was driving, I lay down for the journey and regretted it not long after. But that's not what this post is about. We smooched for a bit and now, even after a day and half, I can't seem to get the taste of her out of my mouth. I'm not being romantic. It's an ugly taste. Like I've drunk a bottle of fat girls. It's revolting. Waking up I thought it was COVID, but later on it dawned on me that it's likely her. I checked with her to see if she was using any lotions and stuff and if that's what I'm tasting still. But no. It's not the taste alone, it's also the faint smell. I've tried everything. Drank tea, coffee, gurgled with Listerine and stuff. Even tried making (poorly) lemon juice with neem pellets. Since it's cold and the bathroom has no heater, I've only managed one shower. Could that be why? I'm desperate for some answers guys. I refrained from writing here for long because it's actually a funny story. LOL. How I long to be back in the balmy south.

[Wannabe Monger]

As I presume would be the case with most other brothers in middle / senior / top management, I have had similar experiences albeit highly subtle in comparison. As it is attractive girls in corporate generally (and consciously) throw in their feminine appeal to prevail in power equations. In one-on-one interviews conducted by men, women tend to use it to the hilt. Ranging from suggestive body language to outright propositioning. Personally, I prefer mongering over affairs or flings because I really do not want to deal with all the emotional baggage (read: trauma) that is inextricably connected to the latter. Even though there are incredibly desirable women (some with JLo bodies) at work and in my social circles who do warm up to me, I have, with the exception of one idiotic instance, steadfastly adhered to the golden rule of no hanky panky with known people from everyday life. Personal or business. It has served me well thus far by bestowing an unblemished reputation of being a thorough gentleman with the ladies. The one time I goofed up and got with a pretty lady (with a smoking body) from an organization we did business with, it was hell! While the action was really good, it came at a very heavy price. She began to be really clingy would ring me incessantly and sometimes at godforsaken hours like 2, 3 in the morning and leave me heaps of incriminating messages. If I did not heel the way she wanted, she made veiled threats of making the affair known to the missus and also our circles. Fortunately for me, she got a position overseas and the "fling" died out. Lesson learnt! Brothers, let not our pursuits for pleasure (indiscretions in commonspeak) break up our families, destroy our careers and reputation that we have painstaking built up over decades. It's really not worth it.

Hello Guys, Hope all are safe and well. I had taken a month off from mongering. Just restarted with a couple of encounters in Bangalore (FRs in Bangalore Forum). Yet to restart mongering in Kerala, due to the overall lockdown scenario and LE atmosphere. Hopefully things will look up soon and we all will have a good Feb. Just thought of sharing an interesting experience I had recently in Kochi. May not be very useful (you will know why when you read the FR), but I felt it might be interesting for some of you.

As I have said before, I am on a short term transfer to Kochi. I was promised that I can go back in 2022, but my company changed tunes and they said my performance has been so great, they can't think of letting me go now (You know the normal HR bullshit). But then I am proxy running the Kerala operations, and we are doing well here, so I can understand why they are reluctant. Anyways, they did offer a few extras to make my life more comfortable here (better flat, car with driver etc.), they also offered to hire me a personal assistant who can relieve me from some of the mundane part of the work here. HR sent me a few resumes and I shortlisted 5-6 good profiles and back to back interviews were set for a day..

[ChimeraAlpha]

Yes, had similar experiences in my professional life in Gulf in the past.

From non-indian nationals. Asian Country with which India is now concluding a big defence sale) mostly, which supplies maximum secretarial / Receception type personnel to Gulf.

You did the right thing in not involving business and pleasure and staying away.

Best Regards & Take Care.

I wonder if any of you have had any such experience (or may be you doing it already LOL). Would love to hear.

[DownMasala]

You have made a wise decision. If I were in your place, I might have thought with my dick and hired her. The short / long term benefits you may get may be the nothing compared to cost you will have in your professional and personal life.

I did not talk about in detail with her (I did not want to show a lot of interest), but from what I could make out.

1. She was not just a sugar baby for sex. She was handling quite a few responsibilities there (business related) and she was very good at that. I could make out from the way she answered my work related questions.

2. I did ask her why she was leaving the job, she told me just professional aspirations (family company Vs MNC), growth opportunities etc. But that maybe a lie, something could have gone wrong.

3. This is purely speculative from my part, but she did not sound like a person who will take additional payments for sex. She made it sound like it is just part of her job. I am sure the guy would have pampered her with expensive gifts, but I don't think it was a extra money. Sugar baby arrangement.

4. Which in a way is the big issue in hiring a person like her. You fuck her and she does not take money for that. Now the real issue. No free lunches in the world. So what is she expecting in return? Better assessment and growth, more job opportunities or something else? It's a big unknown and hence a huge risk to go for such arrangements.

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[BulletVictor]

Good Experience. Many of my friends are are small / mid size enterpruners. Couple of them have personal secretory or marketing role for this purpose. I completely avoid the work and sex. I could be the reason that I am bit scared and do not want to complicate life. Regular spa visit and occasional SP / Inde solves my need so for. But one can never predict the future. .

I did not talk about in detail with her (I did not want to show a lot of interest), but from what I could make out.

1. She was not just a sugar baby for sex. She was handling quite a few responsibilities there (business related) and she was very good at that. I could make out from the way she answered my work related questions.

[BulletVictor]

May be its just one of a time worked. May be the girl was in need of a money. I am not sure. We never know. Have a good vacation ElephantACaves.

NI / NE are not available much in Kochi. I used to opt Bangalore for the same. Half year ago, Coimbatore was good. I used to travel every alternate weeks to CBE for my business. Now the only option is travel to BLR.

Stay safe!

I know this Be MP quite well and can say quite categorically that they don't provide any services. I'm not saying BV is wrong / lying. His past FRs had been very accurate. Maybe he got very lucky. Maybe the NE fell for his bullet.

(I'll be back in fools month).

[JosephAlex]

I did not talk about in detail with her (I did not want to show a lot of interest), but from what I could make out.

1. She was not just a sugar baby for sex. She was handling quite a few responsibilities there (business related) and she was very good at that. I could make out from the way she answered my work related questions.

2. I did ask her why she was leaving the job, she told me just professional aspirations (family company Vs MNC), growth opportunities etc. But that maybe a lie, something could have gone wrong.

3. This is purely speculative from my part, but she did not sound like a person who will take additional payments for sex. She made it sound like it is just part of her job. I am sure the guy would have pampered her with expensive gifts, but I don't think it was a extra money. Sugar baby arrangement.

4. Which in a way is the big issue in hiring a person like her. You fuck her and she does not take money for that. Now the real issue. No free lunches in the world. So what is she expecting in return? Better assessment and growth, more job opportunities or something else? It's a big unknown and hence a huge risk to go for such arrangements.

Bro,

Would you please clear your inbox? I think I might have interviewed the same bird.

[Lamboos]

I did not talk about in detail with her (I did not want to show a lot of interest), but from what I could make out.

1. She was not just a sugar baby for sex. She was handling quite a few responsibilities there (business related) and she was very good at that. I could make out from the way she answered my work related questions.

2. I did ask her why she was leaving the job, she told me just professional aspirations (family company Vs MNC), growth opportunities etc. But that maybe a lie, something could have gone wrong.

3. This is purely speculative from my part, but she did not sound like a person who will take additional payments for sex. She made it sound like it is just part of her job. I am sure the guy would have pampered her with expensive gifts, but I don't think it was a extra money. Sugar baby arrangement.

4. Which in a way is the big issue in hiring a person like her. You fuck her and she does not take money for that. Now the real issue. No free lunches in the world. So what is she expecting in return? Better assessment and growth, more job opportunities or something else? It's a big unknown and hence a huge risk to go for such arrangements.

Yes, by sugar baby, I meant the definition given by you. Sorry if it caused confusion as related to SA sugar babies where the emoluments are explicitly mentioned before hand. Like you said there are no free lunches. There is no need for a woman in India to do anything at all if all she wants is sex. Even a 1 out of 10 woman will get 100 guys lining up to fuck her in this country. was this chick young ?

[ElephantACaves]

I know this Be MP quite well and can say quite categorically that they don't provide any services. I'm not saying BV is wrong / lying. His past FRs had been very accurate. Maybe he got very lucky. Maybe the NE fell for his bullet.

To the fellow desperate to get on some NE bulbs, the Nimbu in Kochi has one but you have to fight for it. Really throw a tantrum and not fall for their "you can leave of you don't want it" slights. The places you mentioned only provide proff services.

The Vga in Shopvanfloor had one (or not), but it's likely that you will be lured there on the pretense of her being there when she's actually not. And you'd be asked to choose from others. So really be stern on the phone. Also, as an earlier review mentioned, pay less at counter and go deep pockets inside.

I've got a good mind to run to Raji again. If not for the honeycomb services, then certainly for the thorough massage. Have to wait till March.

Also, guys for the 1000th time, stay off immortal bird. Let their flight run aground. Only then would they learn to keep their prices and attitude under check. I call for a total boycott of the bird.

Watchlist: stay of friends-in-Spanish MP for now. My friend in Kerala wrote saying there was LEjeep outside outlet. Likely to navigate traffic or some stuff, but he sounded alarm. So I'm passing it on.

Love, Ele.

(I'll be back in fools month).

Hi MongerUnleash,

Really sorry to hear about the experience friend. Not sure about your different experience.

[RashidZ]

Interesting story, pretty sure the family patron would have been paying her some emoluments in cash or kind from time to time like a sugar daddy, which I guess she would not be mentioning at first meeting. Also kinda interesting as to why she left the previous sugar daddy if it was going good for either parties.

I did not talk about in detail with her (I did not want to show a lot of interest), but from what I could make out.

1. She was not just a sugar baby for sex. She was handling quite a few responsibilities there (business related) and she was very good at that. I could make out from the way she answered my work related questions.

2. I did ask her why she was leaving the job, she told me just professional aspirations (family company Vs MNC), growth opportunities etc. But that maybe a lie, something could have gone wrong.

3. This is purely speculative from my part, but she did not sound like a person who will take additional payments for sex. She made it sound like it is just part of her job. I am sure the guy would have pampered her with expensive gifts, but I don't think it was a extra money. Sugar baby arrangement.

4. Which in a way is the big issue in hiring a person like her. You fuck her and she does not take money for that. Now the real issue. No free lunches in the world. So what is she expecting in return? Better assessment and growth, more job opportunities or something else? It's a big unknown and hence a huge risk to go for such arrangements.