Medellin Reports

[JustTK]

about Gringos exploiting minors. ... When it comes to children, I don't play with that sort of thing. Obviously, no one wants to be a snitch or anything, ...
we'd make stops to talk to other mongers as we see them.. Mongers would sit with two minors, negotiating and trying to figure out which hotel will not ask for IDs. ... I'd ask the fella at times if he's aware of their ages, 16,17, and he'd nod yes in laughter... So YES!! We are accomplices in that regard. As you can see I said "WE" meaning I'm not excluding myself as a gringo. I don't do minors but we're all fucking this shit up.

Well, you do speak for yourself here, and not for everyone else. If you really felt it was a bad thing to do, you could actually report them to the police. You could actualy just tell them that you are going to tell the police (which might frighten them off anyway). I accept that not many people live by their own principles, but some do.

[MaddTraveler]

Yes. If you use YouTube videos to get your information, Medellin is too dangerous to visit.

The same is true about scuba diving, if you use YouTube videos to learn to scuba dive, it's too dangerous.

Apparently there is a gross misunderstanding about YouTube. YouTube is an Entertainment Platform. The people posting there hoping their videos will be entertaining enough to go viral and get them enough subscribers and viewers to make money. Videos stating 10,000 people visited, fucked to their heart's content and went home smiling and satisfied don't go viral. However, a video saying 1 person out of every 50,000 visitors had something bad happen might just do the trick.

Of course the videos never point out the vast majority who have no problems, only focusing on the 1, who usually ignored all the red flags.

Yes. Medellin is dangerous. It's a city of over 4 million people with a high population density and a high poverty rate. High population, high population density and high poverty rate are major factors in determining crime rate. Add in all the tourists who go for the combination of drugs and cheap pussy and it gets worse. Now toss in people who get all their information from YouTube and it's terrible.

Staying safe in Medellin is possible if you follow some common sense rules.

1. Get the fuck off YouTube. It's for cute cat videos and to watch fat women fighting in Walmart.

2. Stay sober.

3. Know where you are going. Study maps and have a plan.

4. Don't advertise. Leave your jewelry and all the expensive shit at home.

5. Carry only what you need. You don't need a wallet, 8 credit cards and $2,000 USD in cash. You need a phone, preferably 1 that isn't holding access to all your accounts. You need the cash (in pesos) you're going to spend plus 10-20%. You might need an ATM card, plus copies of your passport main page and entry stamp page.

6. Remember that you have no friends. Anyone offering to help you find girls, drugs, places to party or anything else, probably has an ulterior motive. Same goes for anyone offering drinks, or to take you somewhere.

7. Be wary of anyone offering drinks, or offering sex upon first meeting (unless you're meeting them specifically to pay for sex). Same is true for someone pushing to go to your apartment.

8. Don't leave hookers unattended with your stuff. Don't allow them to get you drinks or food.

What you just posted there should be in a sticky on top of this thread as part of a Medellin Guide. I appreciate you for always posting professionally. As for me I get yelled at sometimes for being too raw LOL.

Currently spending 3 mos in Brazil, then in June going to make my way back to Medellin to meet some buds for our annual summer bang bang. BR's too far for some dudes smh.

It's funny you mention to stay away from Youtube and you couldn't emphasize on that enough. Some travelers or what I call unemployed youtuber posting there are just extreme, petty, and ridiculous. They would arrive in a town for the first time and within days they're already an expert EDUCATING the world how to navigate that area in every aspect, of which they still likely know nothing about. Like wtf? I bet if YT stops monetizing those arsewipes this BS would cease instantly.

I watched a Youtuber filming some parts of Sao Paulo Br and was warning potential travelers of homeless people in certain street and to stay away blah blah. It's a shit show and they've been doing the same for Medellin; here we read warnings quite often on El Centro being dangerous primarily due to the way it looks with homeless and poor people. Spoiled and dumb tourists often associate dirty streets and poverty with danger. And oh most definitely don't forget to block that pig fucker famous fear monger dcnrob on youtube. This mofo goes way out of his way to search for the bad news ONLY to post. Like dude, with that lame and cheap fake news intro, there are some nice things too about Colombia. Fool posted about a vid of two massage girls fighting over a tip in Cartegena on the beach. Like really? So petty and tiny, his brain that is and those who fall for that sort of stuff. Follow instead my dude Ace or Ace live with now over half a mil subs, who showcase all sides of Colombia, its people, culture, carnivals, etc. There are others.

My point is Medellin and Col in general is fine, just follow what JjB said. Spent over 6 mos there this past year and didn't see shit, except for that taxi driver that gave me a fake 50 k bill lmao. Still not over that. Obviously, there are some girls that will try you, rob or drug you if you slip up. Some will try. But in this industry of p4 p it happens and not unique to Colombia. When deals go wrong I've had to negotiate and pay taxi or pay half without doing none with the girl when cops are being called LOL. All players go through that. The biggest problem I encounter in Colombia is too much pussy which became a drug and now I'm in fucking therapy. My therapist is also a wg, we bang and then sit and talk about life, then bang again. Your fav chica will be your masseuse, GF, wife, maid, therapist, or stepmother or stepdaughter if you're into that fetish we have nowadays LOL.

Lastly, a topic came back on this board that Admin had to shut down previously about Gringos exploiting minors. Especially for those that were confused on the age of consent topic. Clearly, it's due to the recent events and action of the Medellin Mayor pointing at foreigners.

I notice few responses are stating minors were already there, already in Centro, blah blah, and few wrote that it's a show by the mayor. Welp, few of you were extremely pissed at me, and many even defended some pedos that I described that I met while in town. I have no reason to lie, no one here gets points or kudos that gets converted into cash. So while I do not care about many posts I read, I still give every gent the benefit of the doubt of being a contributor to this community, and I try to do the same in all of my reports or serious notes. You can tell when I'm Joking or not.

When it comes to children, I don't play with that sort of thing. Obviously, no one wants to be a snitch or anything, and as an anonymous forum, I do best to omit hints that could identify whoever, just like most of you in your reports including keeping your girls ID private. Common sense. Therefore no need for irate and angry replies if your name isn't being called.

That said, I would say that the mayor of Medellin unfortunately DOES have merits including his tone on tourists on his recent actions since Jan.

Are the locals using and exploiting minors also, yes and I have seen it with my own eyes. But what I observed was that the amount of underage girls increased drastically especially this past year in both parque lleras and el centro. I use to notice 1 or 2, during the evening hours of 5-11 p. Then now we have over a dozen of them. No offense to anyone, but some of you posting on the situation on el centro haven't been there in years, you even admit it. Yet pretending you know what's happening. Another one posted that the minors are usually there late night like around 2 am. This is also 100% inaccurate. I know the exact girls that work there late cause few of them are friends of mine. They are not the most attractive ones, and they go late because most of the girls are gone and they can finally get some business. It's their strategy, coming from them directly and not an opinion.

On prev report on medellin recently I did elaborate a bit on how I'd interview some of the girls there in friendly way and have found their age, while sitting next to an American or European tourist. I was there nearly each night in recent months, walking around as an exercice with few buddies, and we'd make stops to talk to other mongers as we see them. So I'm not sitting on my couch back home in the states like many are doing here and defending fellow gringos. While I hope that it wasnt the case, unfortunately it is. Mongers would sit with two minors, negotiating and trying to figure out which hotel will not ask for IDs. The girls would even ask me for help since I speak Spanish to help the monger client. I'd ask the fella at times if he's aware of their ages, 16,17, and he'd nod yes in laughter. One prefers to have threesomes with them, pay extra for barebacks, hence why they multiplied quickly every evening bring their sisters and friends.

So YES!! We are accomplices in that regard. As you can see I said "WE" meaning I'm not excluding myself as a gringo. I don't do minors but we're all fucking this shit up. As for lleras, I personally know few guys that cannot even go back there. Yes they were banned. And you can imagine why. I know more than that and IF you read the news of gringos being arrested just clap for the police cause of the pedos are hunting heavily in Medellin. Here's another thing to look at and consider. We do have crimes in TX, AZ for example of all types, but the police always put more emphasis on illegals crossing the border to commit those same crimes, even though our own people are already committing them. The logic is simple, we already have our own trash to deal with and take out, we CANNOT afford more. It's not complicated. We want migrants that are coming to contribute positively to our society, legally. Colombia just want the same.

Yes Colombia has its own issues, poverty to deal with. And if you come to visit, which is harder to track, we don't want you to bring extra problems and exploit not only our low cost of living, better food, our women, our legal prostitution, and now our children? This is how they see it, even if only caught 1 gringo. The locals will get caught eventually, hence why in EL centro there's always a van parked that marks "child protection"; so they're always catching those guys and after them.

[RacShack]

It's been closed and for sale for a few months, I think from the beginning of the year. It was closed end of January when I was there.

Was fully open last month when I was their and month before was watching several different football 🏈 game their, someone just texted me back (not sure yet if it was Patrick himself) yet, saying their last day will be may 4 for Kentucky Derby and UFC fight 301 , and yes it's for sale or for rent they say! I'll get Patrick directly soon and find out all the details (couple people I know might be interested) !

[Wkahddl2]

The Deepl translator has so many errors, I didn't mean I'm wearing braces, I meant the skinny girl is!

Restart!

I finished negotiating with her and was about to leave when her friends burst out laughing and pointed at me and her! They were yelling cheers or something! Apparently the chikas are aggressive to the level of the SOI6 in Thailand. I felt very embarrassed.

The girls in the park weren't as aggressive as the El Centro girls though! The El Centro girls would hit on me or do blow job imitations on me. If only the El Centro girls had pretty faces!

I held her hand and walked to the Uber pickup location.

Yyz told me that Colombia is a very Catholic culture and I didn't want to offend the locals, so instead I got in the Uber and squeezed her ass!

She said she was the same age as me (27).

But then she said she had 2 kids LOL she didn't look like a mom to me.

She didn't have a condom with her, and neither did I. For a moment I thought she was a scammer.

For a moment I thought she was a scammer, but she ordered with the application and came in 10 minutes Colombia is convenient! In Korea and Japan, if you want to order anything other than food right away, you have to pay a lot of fees.

I was fondling her thighs until the condom came and then I started pulling off her socks and smelling her feet I'm a pervert with a foot fetish! But she didn't smell much, I was disappointed LOL.

(She didn't mention showering. Don't South American women wash, or is she weird?

I fondle her pussy, put on a condom and get a blow job.

Damn, that's the first condom BJ I've gotten in eight years.

Not thrilling at all!

I think oral sex should involve coating my dick with a woman's saliva I was disappointed.

I just started penetrating her right away, damn the cushioned feel of her ass is on par with a slap from Nicki Minaj!

It was visually and tactilely pleasing.

I tried the frog position and I have a large penis for an Asian, but failed Her ass is fucking huge!

She accepted my continued position changes without comment, but for a South American woman, she didn't moan. I was disappointed because I was hoping to hear the combat sex screams of Western women.

I cummed doggy style!

Yeah I flew for 30 hours and ejaculated in your gorgeous ass and the PCT still came. Shit.

She spanked my ass and I wiped my dick and gave her money. She asked me for a tip, which of course I didn't give haha.

After all, you shouldn't pick up a girl who asks for dollars, not pesos.

I got dressed and she asked for money for a taxi I told her I would call her an Uber, but she insisted on paying for a taxi She said she had already called one and asked for 15,000 pesos (it's 7500 pesos by Uber) I gave it to her.

Guys, did I make a mistake? Do I have to pay a woman for a taxi in Colombia? In Thailand, sometimes you do, sometimes you don't.

I don't even know if she called the money high.

Anyway, she walks out into the hotel lobby and I write down her number in my cell phone as she walks away.

Finally I slap her ass, the best ass ever.

Yes, sir review is over. It is now 16:37 Colombian time. I have a headache that has been bothering me for two hours. I had ajiaco for lunch today, . Yes it is just plain chicken soup.

I wish there was something fancy to eat, isn't bandesa just fried pork belly and beans? I want to eat something different.

Let's try a threesome today! I'll either go to a brothel or try an escort service! See you later. (I wonder if only subscribed members can attach photos. Damn South Korean government banned Binance how am I supposed to get bitcoin).

[JjBee62]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQYVq5cjE24

There are so many videos on YT warning against visiting Medellin. The sex scene is too dangerous with too many druggings that have led to a big rise in deaths of Western tourists. Can anyone with first hand experience comment?

How do you take girls back to your room if you know there is a high chance that you could get drugged and robbed? Any tips? Is it safe to take a girl back if you lock away your valuables and don't take your eyes off your drink?

Yes. If you use YouTube videos to get your information, Medellin is too dangerous to visit.

The same is true about scuba diving, if you use YouTube videos to learn to scuba dive, it's too dangerous.

Apparently there is a gross misunderstanding about YouTube. YouTube is an Entertainment Platform. The people posting there hoping their videos will be entertaining enough to go viral and get them enough subscribers and viewers to make money. Videos stating 10,000 people visited, fucked to their heart's content and went home smiling and satisfied don't go viral. However, a video saying 1 person out of every 50,000 visitors had something bad happen might just do the trick.

Of course the videos never point out the vast majority who have no problems, only focusing on the 1, who usually ignored all the red flags.

Yes. Medellin is dangerous. It's a city of over 4 million people with a high population density and a high poverty rate. High population, high population density and high poverty rate are major factors in determining crime rate. Add in all the tourists who go for the combination of drugs and cheap pussy and it gets worse. Now toss in people who get all their information from YouTube and it's terrible.

Staying safe in Medellin is possible if you follow some common sense rules.

1. Get the fuck off YouTube. It's for cute cat videos and to watch fat women fighting in Walmart.

2. Stay sober.

3. Know where you are going. Study maps and have a plan.

4. Don't advertise. Leave your jewelry and all the expensive shit at home.

5. Carry only what you need. You don't need a wallet, 8 credit cards and $2,000 USD in cash. You need a phone, preferably 1 that isn't holding access to all your accounts. You need the cash (in pesos) you're going to spend plus 10-20%. You might need an ATM card, plus copies of your passport main page and entry stamp page.

6. Remember that you have no friends. Anyone offering to help you find girls, drugs, places to party or anything else, probably has an ulterior motive. Same goes for anyone offering drinks, or to take you somewhere.

7. Be wary of anyone offering drinks, or offering sex upon first meeting (unless you're meeting them specifically to pay for sex). Same is true for someone pushing to go to your apartment.

8. Don't leave hookers unattended with your stuff. Don't allow them to get you drinks or food.

[JjBee62]

Any truth to them being closed for good? And for sale? Whattapp, messenger, text them and no response for last couple days, if just closed weird, any information?

It's been closed and for sale for a few months, I think from the beginning of the year. It was closed end of January when I was there.

[JjBee62]

Also I forgot to mention that it is only the expensive restaurants that cater to gringos and affluent Colombians that charge the 10% service fee or ask for it. If you are eating in the barrios at the panaderas ordering the comida del thea for 13 mil pesos that comes with a meat, beans, rice, fried banana, soup salad and juice those kind of places never ever ask for a service charge and they always give you back exact change even if you pay with a 50 mil.

So obviously you guys are eating at the wrong places. I keep it estrado 1 LOL.

Not necessarily expensive restaurants, but any restaurant using a POS system (Point of Sale) that prints out the checks. There's always an explanation of the 10%, an explanation that it's entirely voluntary and there will be 2 prices, including the 10% or without it.

[Fun Luvr]

Any truth to them being closed for good? And for sale? Whattapp, messenger, text them and no response for last couple days, if just closed weird, any information?

As I previously posted, I talked to the owner last week and he told me it was permanently closed. He had had a few drinks at the time, so that could be a factor in his response. The "for sale or rent" sign is much larger than the little "for sale" sign he'd had in the corner of the patio before.

[Wkahddl2]

Please don't fight with each other over what I write before I write it, it hurts my feelings! I write in English with a translator anyway, so the meaning may not come across very well.

Then let's get started!

It's 10:10 AM local time in Colombia and I just woke up!

Here's my story from yesterday!

I headed to el centro yesterday at 3 pm.

Everyone guys!! YouTuber are a bunch of fucking scammer.

I was in el centro yesterday from 3 pm to 8 pm and didn't see a single 'available' girl.

I'm not obsessed with faces.

I don't care if they're ugly I only look at the body and ass.

But the girls in el centro, none of them had a body or an ass as big as YouTube's and every single one of them looked like their faces had been bombed.

And there were a lot of supposedly "underage" girls.

Stupid girls I don't know why they wear makeup that doesn't match. Young girls look weird with heavy makeup. Young girls are prettier without makeup (I'm not a pedophile!

After 5 hours of browsing, I didn't find any girls I liked. The ones with big asses were either too old or had ugly faces and were too skinny.

It's like youtuber scammers walk the streets hundreds of times and post the one good shot. Still, I don't regret coming to Colombia.

A random Colombian girl you see on public transportation is hotter than a el centro street working girl LOL.

Eat in moderation (food recommendations in Colombia, please! I don't think the food culture is as developed here as it is in Thailand! I'm sick of fried pork belly and rice banana bean soup!

I went back to the hostel to sleep and headed to the park Lleras at 12:00.

Okay, okay, okay, there were a lot of girls and the water quality was good, much better than yesterday.

There were a lot of sexy, big-assed girls of all races, with nice faces.

I didn't go into the clubs, I was a little tired.

Are there hotter girls in the club? I think I'll try to go tonight.

Let me know if you know of any good clubs.

After scanning the street once or twice, I walked up to a woman and spoke to her. She was a big ass woman with skinny jeans and an attractive figure.

Oh, I'm wearing freaking braces.

I have a jinx of never having sex with a girl with braces. When I was 19 and went to Thailand for the first time, the first girl I had sex with gave me a very rude and unpleasant experience and she was wearing braces.

She asked me for $200 (no Spanish with translator) and when I hesitated, she asked for $130, which I wasn't going to do anyway.

When I tried to say something nice and leave.

Yeah, that's when a bunch of her friends showed up.

Wow that was one of the biggest asses I have ever seen in person in my life (except for BBW).

She had a very big ass while staying in shape She was a sexy Latina.

Ignoring the woman who was talking right away and going to her friends would have made things weird, so I tried to draw the woman with braces and her friends into the conversation by saying something appropriate.

And I chatted with her big ass and ended up picking her up! She was a Venezuelan girl who asked for $100 an hour and said it was a condom BJ.

I'm sorry guys, I've been so advised to never have sex with a girl who asks for dollars, but I was a slave to my dick at the time.

I'm going to go to the hotel for a bit, then I'll continue!

[Villainy]

On either my first or second trip to Colombia back in 2018 in Bogota I tried to tip the maid 5 mil because she showed me to my room and made sure I had a clean towel and roll of toilet paper.

I said gracias and handed her a 5 mil bill and she got mad at me. She put her hand up and refused to take it and she was like "they pay me here" I kinda got the impression that she thought that I thought that she was poor and was offering her the 5 mil to make up for what she should be getting paid.

I am not disputing your version of events (I have no reason to doubt it at all) but I have had a very different experience. During CoVid and after, I stayed at a very nice hotel in Laureles. I always left a 2 mil note and some pocket change on my bed for the maid. Later on I had a fling (or 2 or 3) with some of the maids at the hotel. I had one maid tell me she was always happy when she saw that my room was on her assignment sheet in the morning because she knew even if no one else left a tip she would have enough money to take the metro home and wouldn't have to walk 5 kilometers at dusk.

[Nounce]

It was late and I read the "I" as "he".

But I stand by my general comments in that is is misleading / incomplete to say that tipping is not a thing in Colombia as a simple response. Many people would read that question and answer and have that take away and then stiff the people when they should tip.

They do tip. You can see that easily at bus stop or on the street where the locals will tip a small amount for handling luggage or opening the car door of a taxi.

I have reported that I was asked to tip up to 18% maybe a year ago. Asking for a tip and asking permission to put service charge on a bill are different. From my experience, having been out for lunch everyday with my Latin America coworkers, they always declined the service charge when asked, and in that LA country where I worked, they always asked before, and I was the only one that said yes simply because I can't change the habit.

This city has changed for the worst. Last year at MDE, a worker roped the luggage cart together, and wanted to charge USD$3 for the luggage cart. Who is going to pay that as it is such a small airport where very little walking needed. Now they change it to a sign asking for 5 mil. In other much larger airports that I have been to, they are all free.

[Turgid]

On either my first or second trip to Colombia back in 2018 in Bogota I tried to tip the maid 5 mil .......

Once I tipped a casa girl in the room and when we got out I saw her give it to the mamasan.

[JackTaggart]

I think you need to re-read the post.

It was late and I read the "I" as "he".

But I stand by my general comments in that is is misleading / incomplete to say that tipping is not a thing in Colombia as a simple response. Many people would read that question and answer and have that take away and then stiff the people when they should tip.

[UKBadBoy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQYVq5cjE24

There are so many videos on YT warning against visiting Medellin. The sex scene is too dangerous with too many druggings that have led to a big rise in deaths of Western tourists. Can anyone with first hand experience comment?

How do you take girls back to your room if you know there is a high chance that you could get drugged and robbed? Any tips? Is it safe to take a girl back if you lock away your valuables and don't take your eyes off your drink?

[Nounce]

Correct. And based on the original post. The waiter asked if it was ok..

I think you need to re-read the post.

The waiter asked me for a tip when I was taking the food away. Is this a country where you have to tip?