Medellin Reports

[DJHeywood]

Went to La Isla as my 1st night out in MDE, so I can't directly compare to other MDE spots.

Pros: It's familiar and simple to navigate. You get your Miami strip club style set up, so if you do stripclubs in US you should know the flow and routine well. If you want familiarity, you'll see plenty of Americans diverse. White bros, hood dudes, Middle East brahs, Asians. It's also a brothel, if you want to fuck you're only $$ away which guys value an easy controlled layup.

-Talent was fair but I was not floored. Pound for Pound I felt like Dolce Vita had higher percentage of hot girls, and the big Santa Clubs as a whole had more stunners. There were maybe 20% of the girls I thougt were bad as hell. There was a variety of ages and body types, natural vs enhanced.

Cons: It is an American experience, if you didn't want to feel like USA then don't go here. Plenty of lowest common denominator bros I try to avoid back home. Not wrong with enjoying themselves, but I prefer more intimate environments (ie girl at my place). Girls were sharkish, aggressive pushing for 2 K peso tips every 10 seconds of dance and cutting off the moment tips stop. I don't like you're not supposed to nab the girls you want, have to let them float. Which means the top girls may be snatched up a while. I think my 1 liter Absolut for table was like $150 plus fees, I forgot cover charges cost. I remember hearing an absurd quote for a room. To me to pay a premium and gamble that's good, to gamble she'll meet you later and gamble she's good in private is a lot. I take my chances with recommended girls or do Instagram girls (I feel like the ones with public visibility, making their locations known, regular posting, in the 5-15 K follower sweet spot).

I still recommend La Isla just to do it and get the temptation out. If you're seasoned in strip clubs you'll do fine, if you need a controlled environment for girls (with upsell) it's also fine, Gringo friendly even with no Spanish (but no reason not to try to learn).

-As for me, I won't be going back. Too similar to Miami, ATL with the customers and prices. Got a small but strong foothold of initial connections that I think "unlocks" a better exp in MDE.

[Wkahddl2]

Today marks my sixth day in Medellin. I've been to llears Park four times already. The staff at the club now know my face by heart and pretend to know me LOL But I still haven't gone to any clubs. I don't drink alcohol. The clubs in Yeras Park are not clubs, they are de facto *****houses. I have a question. Do the clubs in the parks also sell non-alcoholic drinks like in Agogo in Thailand?

Can you recommend a good club in the park?

When I look at Google Maps, all the clubs have negative reviews.

It says they scam and rip off tourists.

Can you recommend an honest club?

And you guys beware of El Centro, I was stopped by the police yesterday, I'll write more about it later.

[Exoticspirit]

That's current price right now.

Looks like Fase Dos wants to elevate themselves with their renovations to the level of La Isla and Loutron (even though Loutron is not a strip club) if all are hovering around the $400 K mark. Whether the quality of the girls are similar at all these venues remains to be determined.

[MoonShot]

Just saw that Immigration Colombia is taking new measures at the immigration checkpoints in Bogota, Cartagena, and Medellin airports. They specifically talk about working with the US / other countries to forbid anyone with a bad past involving underage and / or sexual crimes. I think that's great, however, they also pointed out that they will be denying entry to those they deem as sex tourists. This doesn't bode well for those of us who are single travelers with many entries into Colombia as they will be skeptical from the start.

What are your thoughts?

Anyone flying in soon who can give a report of what happens at immigration?

I wouldn't worry about it. We are all visiting Colombia because it is a beautiful country with many things to see. I don't think Colombia Immigration has ever asked me any questions. I do get asked the purpose of my visit when I return to America and I always say that line and then they move on.

[Md955]

Where did you see this?

Migracióand Colombia Twitter account, you can see some videos and images they posted. The videos have who I believe is the director of immigration talking about measures against underage trafficking, but the images mention "sex tourism" as a reason to not he admitted into the country. Even "not looking like a typical tourist" is a reason.

[AmorPorFavor]

Just saw that Immigration Colombia is taking new measures at the immigration checkpoints in Bogota, Cartagena, and Medellin airports. They specifically talk about working with the US / other countries to forbid anyone with a bad past involving underage and / or sexual crimes. I think that's great, however, they also pointed out that they will be denying entry to those they deem as sex tourists. This doesn't bode well for those of us who are single travelers with many entries into Colombia as they will be skeptical from the start.

What are your thoughts?

Anyone flying in soon who can give a report of what happens at immigration?

Where did you see this?

[Md955]

Just saw that Immigration Colombia is taking new measures at the immigration checkpoints in Bogota, Cartagena, and Medellin airports. They specifically talk about working with the US / other countries to forbid anyone with a bad past involving underage and / or sexual crimes. I think that's great, however, they also pointed out that they will be denying entry to those they deem as sex tourists. This doesn't bode well for those of us who are single travelers with many entries into Colombia as they will be skeptical from the start.

What are your thoughts?

Anyone flying in soon who can give a report of what happens at immigration?

[Huacho]

Exactly!! What the other said was not wrong. There is a lot of danger (so I hear) in columbia. I cancelled 2 trips so far. I was hoping stuff would get better in 2024. I might still take a chance and come down this fall.

Maybe by the time you book the third trip you will have learned the name of the country.

[FlyGuyEddie007]

Is the attitude really necessary bro?

Didn't your mother ever teach you that if you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all?

Maleducado.

Exactly!! What the other said was not wrong. There is a lot of danger (so I hear) in columbia. I cancelled 2 trips so far. I was hoping stuff would get better in 2024. I might still take a chance and come down this fall.

[Mr Enternational]

I don't think he is penny pinching. He felt dishonesty. How does you average apply to his situation?

He is from South Korea if he is real. I have not used USD for quite a while and I don't think in USD. If I were going to think in USD, this is how it would go. That amount of money can buy a dinner here, 2 pineapples, at least 25 bananas or mongos, or one lb of ribs. I will convert that to what it would cost in US in USD which is much more. I wasn't even thinking about the amount of the money.

Even in business it is not looked at as $1.80 per se. It is looked at as being charged 100% more or double. If you were riding the metro and they tried to charge you double of what it costs then I am sure you would not say I came all the way here so them charging me 25 cent more is nothing to argue about. You are going to wonder why they are trying to charge you double. But once again when pussy is involved a little extra seems to not matter.

[Nounce]

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But let's say you didn't do that and the girl wants 15 mil for taxi. That is quite reasonable. It usually averages to be 18 mil.

What I don't understand is that he is upset over paying 15 mil vs 7. 5 mil for her taxi?

Really? He traveled 30 hrs to get to Medellin and he is haggling over $1.80.

Makes no sense at all that someone can be that cheap or penny pinching.

I replied to his post trying to help because no one did

I don't think he is penny pinching. He felt dishonesty. How does you average apply to his situation?

He is from South Korea if he is real. I have not used USD for quite a while and I don't think in USD. If I were going to think in USD, this is how it would go. That amount of money can buy a dinner here, 2 pineapples, at least 25 bananas or mongos, or one lb of ribs. I will convert that to what it would cost in US in USD which is much more. I wasn't even thinking about the amount of the money.

Normally, I paid a flat fee 50 mil for transportation which I have written about. My term is 50 mil even if they take metro, and I offered to pick them up from metro station on top of the 50 mil. I see some of them will take moto and keep more money which is what I want to see. There is one girl that I always call her Uber because she was introduced to me by a friend. She only knows about 3 gringos the last time I asked her. I follow my friend's treatment of her so I don't change her because she was unspoiled in attitude, and grossly undervalued by her appearance despite that she was already paid more than the usual FB girls. Sometimes no Uber was available and she would get the transportation on her own. I always paid her the equivalent of Uber cost. One time I caught her came by moto by accident. The last time I saw her she did not even ask for me to call her a Uber to leave. I guessed it was because she had another date after me at 10PM. That is the advantage of calling Uber for girl. You save a trip if she has another date after you. LOL

[JustTK]

We started on missionary and she was enjoying it while I go deeper each stroke. I asked her for doggie and gave me a nice view of her curvy body. She told me, "duro baby" and I hit it harder each stroke. I started playing with her clit and started hearing louder moans. Few strokes later and she started shaking her legs and decided to lay down. I told her I'm getting tired so I ask her to ride me on top. Her pussy felt way better on top. She was riding deep and I grabbed her ass harder and started pulling her back and forth. She was squeezing harder and I pulled her chest and started sucking her nipples.

You looking for a career move to Penthouse?

[ElSexoChino7]

Thanks for your report. So not including drinks, you spent 400 K for your session which also included the room?

That's current price right now.

[Exoticspirit]

She told me 400 k for 45 minutes and 200 k for private dance for 20 minutes.

Thanks for your report. So not including drinks, you spent 400 K for your session which also included the room?

[ElSexoChino7]

Went to Fase dos this past Thursday night around 1:00 am, It's been a while since I've been there, the first was my first time in Medellin back in 2019. The cover this time is 40 k pesos. They did renovate the club and is more spacious. Has more couches and seats. The stage is amazing. They put on a show there and they picked the best girls to perform. As soon as I got inside, saw 2 girls on stage doing lesbian show. She was eating out the other girl while leaning on the pole. Gringos making it rain. Next thing, she pulled a dildo and starts fucking her. I was impressed on the stage performers the whole night. DJ did great on music. I'd say around 30 girls are working that night. I did saw a handful of 7 and 8. Few 9 which are already taken with the guys on the tables. Few silicon dolls unlike La isla which is mostly silicon. I think they are trying to compete to La isla.

I head up to the bar, ask for Corona. 34 k for that LOL. I asked the bartender to exchange 100 mil to stacks of 2 mils. I was approach by girls after that LOL. I asked for dances and was surp. One vennie girl caught my eye. We both made eye contact she came to me and I asked if I can get a dance. I described her as spinner, petite frame, medium size boobs and perfect size ass. Great attitude and smile. Just down to earth person. My Spanish is conversational so we did get along well without me pulling up my phone for google translate. I asked what time do they close that night and told me at 4:00 am. She gave me few dances and already told her to just hangout with me till closing time. I asked how much for private room. She told me 400 k for 45 minutes and 200 k for private dance for 20 minutes. She only works 3 days a week as she goes to university the rest of the week.

Was having convo with her and did not realize it was already past 3 am. I told her that I'm taking her to private room just to end the night. Room was still the same as the last time I went. Went to the reception to grab the condom. She gave me CBJ while my FIV. Very nice shaved pussy. No fishy smell, thank God. We started on missionary and she was enjoying it while I go deeper each stroke. I asked her for doggie and gave me a nice view of her curvy body. She told me, "duro baby" and I hit it harder each stroke. I started playing with her clit and started hearing louder moans. Few strokes later and she started shaking her legs and decided to lay down. I told her I'm getting tired so I ask her to ride me on top. Her pussy felt way better on top. She was riding deep and I grabbed her ass harder and started pulling her back and forth. She was squeezing harder and I pulled her chest and started sucking her nipples. I finished and we took shower together. I asked for her Whatsapp and planning to see her next time.