Medellin Reports

[Mojo Bandit]

I wish you guys would make up your damn minds. Last week there was a guy saying they all look like they had rickets and now you are saying they all qualify as big game.

Mr E made my day.

I'm not trying to dis anyone's tastes, but I've been looking at lots of FB chicas WTF.

Are there any chicas that don't weigh more than I do? I'm about 200 lbs.

They all have big asses and look like 99% are over 30 yrs old, I'm guessing multiple kids.

I don't want to fly to another continent for high ass mileage MILFs full of tattoos? WTF.

I've probably seen at least 100 profiles.

I don't like big WG.

In all seriousness you couldn't pay me to fuck these bitches.

Happy New Year to all fellow perverts.

100 profiles? That is nothing. I have been restricted by FB a few times because they say I click on too many profiles in too short of time. It took diligence and patients for me to build a good list of hot chicas that are my type, but I can tell you that they are there. I have posted photos of hot thin FB chicas on here that thick chica lovers reviled.

I have posted instructions more than once on how to go about finding them. For members who think it's too time consuming, I spent 30 minutes to an hour searching everyday for the month before my last trip. I had a list of 100 that I liked by the time of my trip. If searching for pussy is a waste of your time, I don't know what to tell you.

[Sangnyc21]

This is for Colombian vets out there. As you know many girls can come cheap and there are high end and extremely high end girls. The ones that go to Cancun Cartegena Spain and if they're lucky Dubai to work.

How much do you think a girl can make on a yearly basis in her prime?

I know prepagos who drive Audis in Colombia have rolexes that are real.

So it's obvious many of you guys are believing they're your girlfriend as I had a girl from la isla show me a pic of her 70 year old who thinks she's being faithful while she swallows my load. Lmao.

[Wolf662]

I'm not trying to dis anyone's tastes, but I've been looking at lots of FB chicas WTF.

Are there any chicas that don't weigh more than I do? I'm about 200 lbs..

Just looking in the wrong spots I'd guess, there must be 1,000's of profiles.

Pretty sure none of the girls I know are over 130 lbs.

[Queens35]

You always negotiate price before hand. It is best to ask the girls to come to your place (Most of them will be between 45 minutes to 1.5 hours late). I normal approach new girls in the following sequence.

1. I will ask them to meet in a very generic way, sounds like you are doing this already.

2. Once they reply with an affirmative messages, I will ask "what can we do together" most will reply with a "you tell me amor", even if they reply with something vague, your next message should go all out, so you don't wast your time.

3. My next message is normally something like this: "I like lots of DFK (I normally spell out all the terms, as explicit as possible), blow job without condom. " put whatever satisfies your desire here. She will either reply with "how much your pay" or something that will start the price negotiation. One thing I now always ask after we agreed to everything is "how long will you stay", most will stay for 2-4 hours for 200 k and provide GFE++ service. If you don't negotiate the duration of the stay, they will just come, fuck for 20 minutes and leave.

Yes, and if a indy chica tells you 1 hour, drop her quickly. She's a clock-watcher and will try to rush you through a session. The only horribly bad session that I've ever had in MDE was with a chica at the Mansion that quoted me 150 k for one hour. It was my 1st or 2nd trip so I was still dumb.

[JjBee62]

Hell, life is not safe and none of us are getting out of it alive.

Paranoia tends to set in after the first time you become a victim.

I was living comfortably in a nice area of San Diego, with a golf course for a backyard, the first time my car was broken into. The second time was in nice area of Santee, across the street from a CHP officer's house and 5 doors down from a San Diego County Sheriff's Deputy. The third time was in Hillcrest, a trendy, gentrified neighborhood. My in-laws house was robbed in a rural area outside of Lakeside, where every home was in the $500 k range (30 years ago), in broad daylight. My wife's cousin was in a bowling alley in San Diego when a gang war erupted. Bullets flying everywhere.

According to my experiences, San Diego is the riskiest place in the world to live.

Anywhere there are people, there is danger. Medellin didn't become more dangerous simply because Surfer500 was with a girl when she was robbed. He's simply more aware of what happens in every city around the world every day.

[Mr Enternational]

In regards to safety, Medellin is not safe. Whether your in Pobaldo or El Centro, it is not safe, period. And after you become a victim, whether it be from the Chicas, or thieves on the street, you would never make a statement that Medellin is relatively safe, however I agree with you that the risk is worth the reward.

Hell, life is not safe and none of us are getting out of it alive.

[Mr Enternational]

I'm not trying to dis anyone's tastes, but I've been looking at lots of FB chicas WTF.

Are there any chicas that don't weigh more than I do? I'm about 200 lbs.

They all have big asses and look like 99% are over 30 yrs old, I'm guessing multiple kids.

I wish you guys would make up your damn minds. Last week there was a guy saying they all look like they had rickets and now you are saying they all qualify as big game.

I really wish some of you guys would start a Medellin Facebook thread on here because some of us just aren't interested. I'm not interested in the identikit skinny assed chicas I keep seeing photos of (the last one actually looks like she has rickets)

[Mr Enternational]

They blowing up my Facebook messenger. I have about 15 that say they are interested. So do I meet them at a bar or just say come through. Think I found some guest friendly from the list the girls gave me. Chick says don Carlton is guest friendly. What's the protocol to bringing up the cash. Do I say what will it take to have you a few hours or be my excursion buddy. They seem game. What's the chance that I can smash with no money or should I assume that they all pros.

If a chick told you of a guest friendly hotel, then she is no ordinary chick. An ordinary chick would know nothing about the local hotels. I don't know the rules of the hotels where I live and I can afford them. How is she going to know the rules of hotels in her area that she can not afford, unless...

Not sure if you speak Spanish, but 15 interested foreign girls blowing up your messenger that want no money?; As a buddy of mine says "That country don't exist." Would you be blowing their messenger up if you didn't want any pussy?

[JjBee62]

This is sort of like groundhog day in the US. The holiday slowdown is officially over. The first "citas" post has been spotted on Facebook.

[JjBee62]

I'm not trying to dis anyone's tastes, but I've been looking at lots of FB chicas WTF.

Are there any chicas that don't weigh more than I do? I'm about 200 lbs.

They all have big asses and look like 99% are over 30 yrs old, I'm guessing multiple kids.

I don't want to fly to another continent for high ass mileage MILFs full of tattoos? WTF.

I've probably seen at least 100 profiles.

I don't like big WG.

In all seriousness you couldn't pay me to fuck these bitches.

Happy New Year to all fellow perverts.

This is actually hilarious. Just a few weeks ago someone else was complaining that all Facebook girls look anorexic.

Largest woman I've been with in Colombia was probably about 170#, but she was also about 5'9". Most of the Facebook girls I see are between 90-125#. Except for the one noted above, all have been light enough that I could stand up carrying them, while fucking and remain standing for at least 5 minutes. For the record, I'm 57, have a bad back and I'm not a fitness buff.

Not looking for MILFs? Stay away from Colombia and all of Latin America. The Catholics tell them "don't use birth control. " The hormones start demanding sex long before they reach 18. You'll find that most have at least one kid. That's a major driving force that makes them available. If they're bright enough to keep from getting pregnant, they have a better chance of getting a regular job and supporting themselves.

That doesn't mean they're worn out. If they all look over 30 to you, either you're looking in the wrong place, or you're looking for ones who are much, much too young for anyone to be looking for. The average age of the girls on my list is around 22.

Can't help you with the tattoos. They became mainstream popular around 30 years ago. Finding a girl under 40 without one isn't easy, but they are out there.

I'm assuming by "I don't like WG" you mean you don't like working girls. You're kinda fishing in the wrong pond here. However, it could be you're making an unfair comparison.

If you're thinking about the streetwalkers in the US, you'll find something comparable in El Centro, except the ones who look like the US streetwalkers are just old, instead of being addicted to meth. Mixed in with them you'll find streetwalkers who look like the girls you'll find in a US strip club. You'll even occasionally find a few who look like they belong on a magazine cover. Typically, you can get any of these girls, from the grannies to the glamour girls for $15 or less.

Here's some examples. Most have tattoos. Most have children. Most are between 19 and 24. These are all examples of Facebook girls, pics from their profiles.

[PdSuave]

It is better to have the girl visit you if you rent a place that is guest friendly. If that is the case, I would ignore milerotics for the simple reason that you don't really know what you are going to get. Your own place will be far nicer than most of these places and you will be in control of the environment to have a better experience. Some of these places are like mini casa with a few girls in the apartment.

When I was in Poblado (Oct 2018), I had 3 citas with Mileroticos chicas. It's a coin flip on what you will see when you open the door / go down to the lobby to bring chica upstairs.

Chica #1 - She was about 6 feet tall (I'm 6'1 so I was good). Kinda big boned, but fun. Would I have chosen her had I seen her before the cita, probably not. But she was the best service of all 3, GFE all the way. She let me CIMWS at no extra cost. She stayed for 2 hours. After fee / taxi and a little extra propina - 250 K.

Chica#2 - She was a knockout flaca. She was from Venezuela on the run from the unrest back home. Of all things, she was a former police officer in Vennie, now doing mileroticos in MDE. She was a little standoffish at first, you could tell she was a newbie. Didn't really engage in CBJ (I didn't really engage in that either). She was very receptive to DATY. I finished with covered mish rather quickly. She waited around until I could load another bullet and finish her off. I couldn't pop a second time, but she seemed to get off (or very good at acting as though). One thing about these paisas, I don't think they will fake their orgasms. The ones I have been with want the happy ending too. They feel cheated if they don't get one. Hahaha. Anyway, I gave this former Vennie police officer 250 K as well. She was hot.

Chica#3 - Oh man. It was my last day in town. This beast came knocking on my door around 1 pm. I had champagne chilling in my fridge, ready to roll! When I opened the door, I was just happy she was able to squeeze her fat ass through my entryway. Long story short, drank some champagne, she gave a good massage with those large hands. She really put her pompas to use when apply deep pressure. The nice thing, she did give BBBJ. Very nice. I usually like to give DATY, but in this case. No. I still fucked this beast, why not. How can you not appreciate that big ass from behind doing doggie? Now, she didn't have a cellulite ass, just a nice, big, round, natural fat ass. It was still ok. I let her go at the 45 min mark. 200 K later, out you go. (I called my concierge uber guy, he took me to Loutron about an hour later. I wanted to finish my first trip to MDE with an experience that I could put in the spank bank).

Even though I had decent experiences, when I come back in Sept for 10 days in Laureles, I can assure you, Mileroticos will not be part of the program. Too many other tools / cheaper options to play with.

[Fun Luvr]

I'm not trying to dis anyone's tastes, but I've been looking at lots of FB chicas WTF.

Are there any chicas that don't weigh more than I do? I'm about 200 lbs.

They all have big asses and look like 99% are over 30 yrs old, I'm guessing multiple kids.

I have no idea where you are looking because I have over 200 FB chica friends in Medellin, and none of them are as you describe.

[MarquisdeSade1]

I'm not trying to dis anyone's tastes, but I've been looking at lots of FB chicas WTF.

Are there any chicas that don't weigh more than I do? I'm about 200 lbs.

They all have big asses and look like 99% are over 30 yrs old, I'm guessing multiple kids.

I don't want to fly to another continent for high ass mileage MILFs full of tattoos? WTF.

I've probably seen at least 100 profiles.

I don't like big WG.

In all seriousness you couldn't pay me to fuck these bitches.

Happy New Year to all fellow perverts.

[SJobs]

OK since I went to Cali (see report) in November I'm going back but going to med in January. Question I have acquired about 40 fb girls that are "dying" to meet me. Crazy how a 20 year old girl who never met me is willing to meet up with a total stranger on two text messages. They blowing up my Facebook messenger. I have about 15 that say they are interested. So do I meet them at a bar or just say come through. Think I found some guest friendly from the list the girls gave me. Chick says don Carlton is guest friendly. What's the protocol to bringing up the cash. Do I say what will it take to have you a few hours or be my excursion buddy. They seem game. What's the chance that I can smash with no money or should I assume that they all pros.

You always negotiate price before hand. It is best to ask the girls to come to your place (Most of them will be between 45 minutes to 1.5 hours late). I normal approach new girls in the following sequence.

1. I will ask them to meet in a very generic way, sounds like you are doing this already.

2. Once they reply with an affirmative messages, I will ask "what can we do together" most will reply with a "you tell me amor", even if they reply with something vague, your next message should go all out, so you don't wast your time.

3. My next message is normally something like this: "I like lots of DFK (I normally spell out all the terms, as explicit as possible), blow job without condom. " put whatever satisfies your desire here. She will either reply with "how much your pay" or something that will start the price negotiation. One thing I now always ask after we agreed to everything is "how long will you stay", most will stay for 2-4 hours for 200 k and provide GFE++ service. If you don't negotiate the duration of the stay, they will just come, fuck for 20 minutes and leave.

[The Tall Man]

It is better to have the girl visit you if you rent a place that is guest friendly. If that is the case, I would ignore milerotics for the simple reason that you don't really know what you are going to get. Your own place will be far nicer than most of these places and you will be in control of the environment to have a better experience. Some of these places are like mini casa with a few girls in the apartment.

Ditto that, always give them a test drive at a local love motel then decide if you want to invest more time with them and this would reduce risk of things going sideways.

The Tall Man.