Bombay / Mumbai

[FunkySexy]

Yo, Sheldon, way to go!

What a fun read the FR makes! Loved reading it!

Can almost relate you to your name sake twin on the funny Big Bang Theory, Sheldon Cooper. And its bloody hilarious! So were you.

Great Going!

Wishing you and all on the forum a happy navratri, and happy mongering.

FunkySexy

Hi,

I have mongered for sometime now, mainly at decent Spas (have a thing for NE chics) and sometimes at MPs. Indys is something I have ventured into very recently. Never needed to go to indys as I believe I am still young enough to walk into a pub / disco and pick up a girl. But being perennially horny, picking up chics is not possible nor that they get charmed on every occasion.

Lesson: You are never too old in this business to have KLPDs specially if you are an explorer.

God bless us all.

Cheers,

Sheldon Cooper.

[SandyChad146]

Fellow mongers,

I am new to Mumbai space and am here for just tonight. I am into mongering space in Hyd and would certainly help you back home, when you end up as my guest.

Have been reading few posts from certain legends such as Raj1212 here. Got extremely impressed with certain posts and hope to get contacts of trusted SPs here.

I am planning to indulge tonight and daring myself to go with 2 girls. Would a budget of 16 k-18 k be sufficient for a reasonable girl?

In case there are any stunners in the town, how much should I budge to have her in my bed?

Again, you will be a dear guests in Hyd for helping me in here. Also, I will post an extensive report for the guidance.

Thanks a ton in advance for your help.

[Sunny1980]

Hi Seniors,

I am coming to Mumbai on first week of October. I went to NL 2 years ago with one of my friend. I want to know is NL safe from LE problem.

Thanks

[SandyChad146]

Hi Bro,

I am old to the Mumbai forum, quite active in the mongering space of Hyderabad. I bought the subscription just some time back. I appreciate if you can PM me the contact of the turquoise top girl? Or the SP number who can connect me with her?

Thanks in advance and appreciate your help!

I have tried the girl in turquoise top holding a handbag. Her name is meena and I have her direct number. She gives good service and lives in saki naka but you will have to negotiate hard. Do not pay her more then 5 k.

[Joshua Dsouza]

Got this new SP contact from Locanto, whoes number ends with 3612. He operates from Powai, I think since he called me there. Sent me some pics of the girls on whatsapp. Quoted 8 k for 3 hours. The pics of the girls are attached. Need to bargain on the prices.

Wanted info on if anyone has tried this sp or these girls. Any information will be really helpful.

I have tried the girl in turquoise top holding a handbag. Her name is meena and I have her direct number. She gives good service and lives in saki naka but you will have to negotiate hard. Do not pay her more then 5 k.

[SandyChad146]

Hi Allan,

Would you be able to share the contact of this SP with me?

I am new to this space, but quite active in Hyderabad and guarantee to help you back there!

Well bro, I am also keen on teaming up with one of the ISGians and going for a full nighter with a girl or two and share the burden as well. Just in case.

I got some business coupons which I can use to get good room in a nice hotel. So, accommodation is on me.

Got this new SP contact from Locanto, whoes number ends with 3612. He operates from Powai, I think since he called me there. Sent me some pics of the girls on whatsapp. Quoted 8 k for 3 hours. The pics of the girls are attached. Need to bargain on the prices.

Wanted info on if anyone has tried this sp or these girls. Any information will be really helpful.

[MumbaiMan1971]

Hi Sheldon Cooper.

It was KLPD, no doubt.

But it was a treat to read your FR.

You have your way to express and I loved to read it.

Keep it coming Man.

Thanks,

MM

Hi,

I have mongered for sometime now, mainly at decent Spas (have a thing for NE chics) and sometimes at MPs. Indys is something I have ventured into very recently. Never needed to go to indys as I believe I am still young enough to walk into a pub / disco and pick up a girl. But being perennially horny, picking up chics is not possible nor that they get charmed on every occasion.


Sheldon Cooper.

[Ashwinder]

Yes bro she's the one. But the advantage here was that it was her first day in worli and I'm a regular, so the ball was in my court. LOL. But when I went there after 3-4 days couldn't find her.

You may be in Luck man. She fucked with my head so very much with her stupid bull crap that I gave up and exited the place with a headache. "Snarr, aaanp mammbersheep kyaon nai lete? " Spoke about some stupid Sardar, massaging whom she slipped and fell. Oh god, she had a problem with me looking at her- "Ayise kyon dekh rahe ho?" I seriously don't know how you managed to get one twinkle out of her.

[Saint Anger 86]

You bet man. It's dead.

I loved your description of the Bandra Spa. You've been on a spree. Keep them coming.

Are you THE Sheldon Cooper. If yes, dude I am a big fan of your writings.

Great to see you here. Will hope to see the trademark SC FRs.

Could I request you to post your FR on threesome with Miss are and her friend. Though I have read it elsewhere, I guess it might help others as it's being discussed.

Keep writing bro.

[HornyBoyForU]

Lovely to have you here SCooper, I've read a lot of your reports on the other forum. They are lovely. A true spa enthusiast. Happy & Safe Mongering.

Hi,

I have mongered for sometime now, mainly at decent Spas (have a thing for NE chics) and sometimes at MPs. Indys is something I have ventured into very recently. Never needed to go to indys as I believe I am still young enough to walk into a pub / disco and pick up a girl. But being perennially horny, picking up chics is not possible nor that they get charmed on every occasion.

Here is a walk through of how a sensational Saturday looks like.

Had crashed at a friend's place in Mira Road after binge drinking on Friday night. Woke up at around 1:30 PM hung over and with massive erection. Bathed, put on same clothes and ate whatever I could find in friend's kitchen. Bade bye to him and left. Horny as hell coupled with a headache wanted to get pair of hands to examine my Optimus Prime. I had a bit of an idea about the Mira Road and decided to visit the thai spa near a school. I reached there around 2:45 PM and saw a bunch of guys waiting outside. In my mind, I was like WTF? One guy waiting there din't even look in my direction and kept staring the ceiling while picking his nose. I bet he was so bored that he would have dozed off in next 5 minutes.

I hung around for 5 minutes checking out receptionist's boobs (Wow! The chic has pashtun kinda look. Fair and sharp features. Name starts with P. My johny was now willing to burst out of the jeans. Asked him to chill for a bit till I find something to calm his aching soul. I walked out and roamed around in the area. I saw a spa which starts with S and is also a nickname of a bollywood actor. Had never heard about it / no FRs either and thought let me be the first one to discover this gem (hopes, you see). I entered and a horizontally challenged lady told me that though the charges are 3000 for Balinese massage, she would charge me only 1500 for the massage (some offer). I just smiled as if I would have paid 3 K for a Mira road spa.

I was taken upstairs by a cute NE chic. As I reached upstairs, I see couple of 160 degree huge chairs with cushions (guess for the foot massage) and I moved forward hoping for the bed. Dudes, there wasn't any. There was a mattress with bedsheet lying on the floor (area separated by curtains) and I was expected to lie on it. I gave her a quizzical expression and she looked equally puzzled at my reluctance. She asked me to change and here it is folks, she handed over a black Shorts to change into. I started laughing (my first). It was bigger than an average jockey shorts. I did not protest and lay on the mattress feeling amused. Meanwhile, the scene of the floor seemed as if each of the chics had been screwed by a cactus. Every chic there was looked crestfallen, sad / sleepy. I was the only guy there and could hear them chatting amongst themselves. They all looked like a bunch of low paid workers and no job satisfaction. In my mind, I was "WTF Sheldon Pancho".

All hopes dead, she started the massage. Royally ignored groins / bum. OK massage. Before I knew, she guided me to shower. I was sort of prepared for it. But here, come, listen carefully, the shower area had dysfunctional shower and I see a BUCKET WITH MUG. Fuck Me!! Poured water on my body and left. Disgusted, went to McDonald's and ate like a Somalian war-stricken kid.

Horny and with lot of calories inside waiting to burn, I quickly browsed through some contacts on JD and after few calls, got through an Indy. She claimed to be white skinned Punjaban (another weakness) and strikingly beautiful. She said she can come and pick me up in her car. Car! Impressed, honey. She quoted 6 K and I said I would have to look at her before agreeing on price. She was okay but said that if I decided to go without the act, she will charge 500 bucks. I was cool with that.

I stood opposite to MCD waiting for my white Butter Chicken to arrive. I saw a car approaching in sometime and she gave me a call to confirm. From outside of the translucent glass, I saw a fair lady dressed in black. My Optimus Prime was dancing with joy. I had stuck a goldmine! Or did I?

She opened the door and it was the longest ever I had taken to sit in a car. I froze, my head went heavy and body heat dropped. She was 45-48, Dolly Bindra look alike (I kid you not). She had such a heavy make-up that it scared the hell out of me. Gawdy looking female dressed for kill. She had grandma flabby arms, humongous boobs and was wearing black skirt and top. I could have puked there a million times looking at this. Man, she claimed she was pretty and all that. I trembled while sitting beside her. She started touching me and said let's go. I was totally grossed out and pleaded her, "let me go, there is an urgent matter which needs my attention".

She looked very disappointed. I handed over 500 bucks and rushed out. She said that she would charge only 4 K and started coercing, planted a kiss on my cheeks and that was my limit, I opened the door and sped out with the velocity of Haley's comet. Now I know what it's like to get molested (well, almost).

Smoked and reached Jogeshwari in 45 minutes. Called up a contact whom I knew well and went to her flat (5 minutes walk from station and opposite a hotel). Lucky that she was free. No foreplay, shoved Optimus in her mouth which scared her. Spanked her, doggie and mish. Nothing much to write about this chic. She has been discussed on this forum.

Lesson: You are never too old in this business to have KLPDs specially if you are an explorer.

God bless us all.

Cheers,

Sheldon Cooper.

[HornyBoyForU]

Yes bro she's the one. But the advantage here was that it was her first day in worli and I'm a regular, so the ball was in my court. LOL. But when I went there after 3-4 days couldn't find her.

Is this Ceeya? She was pretty but a total bittch, when I had taken her at the Chembur branch.

[FreeChuck]

Insted of Raji you should have tried 3 some with Riya and her friend that is better than Raji. Raji is total flop.

Hey pal, I have had same experience with RAJJI, didn't find her exciting enough. But some time when jhoney gets mad it needs to be entertained at all cost. Though never went for her again.

Can you kindly share contact info of Riya and her friend. Have been looking for threesome for quite few time but only hard luck till now. Hoping positive reply from your side. Have also sent you PM please reply to that.

[Troy 2008]

Nice humorous report in spite of the KLPD experience.

Hi,

She looked very disappointed. I handed over 500 bucks and rushed out. She said that she would charge only 4 K and started coercing, planted a kiss on my cheeks and that was my limit, I opened the door and sped out with the velocity of Haley's comet. Now I know what it's like to get molested (well, almost).

Sheldon Cooper.

[Ashwinder]

Wanted info on if anyone has tried this SP or these girls. Any information will be really helpful.

I know the 3rd (and 4th) Girl. Angel, she goes by and a dancer, she claims to be. Had her before. Her service is good. Gives head without hesitance (very very fast though) and kisses freely. Not the prettiest. Might allow CIM if you coax her into it or are really Gym-Fit.

[ExplorerGuy90]

Hi Friends!

Of the other options that some of our senior members have been so kind to share I wud also like to check out the much talked about NL / CH. Please help with any verified contacts. Genuine SPs and Indies who have good stock.

Thanks