Bombay / Mumbai

[Ashwinder]

Yes bro she's the one. But the advantage here was that it was her first day in worli and I'm a regular, so the ball was in my court. LOL. But when I went there after 3-4 days couldn't find her.

You may be in Luck man. She fucked with my head so very much with her stupid bull crap that I gave up and exited the place with a headache. "Snarr, aaanp mammbersheep kyaon nai lete? " Spoke about some stupid Sardar, massaging whom she slipped and fell. Oh god, she had a problem with me looking at her- "Ayise kyon dekh rahe ho?" I seriously don't know how you managed to get one twinkle out of her.

[Saint Anger 86]

You bet man. It's dead.

I loved your description of the Bandra Spa. You've been on a spree. Keep them coming.

Are you THE Sheldon Cooper. If yes, dude I am a big fan of your writings.

Great to see you here. Will hope to see the trademark SC FRs.

Could I request you to post your FR on threesome with Miss are and her friend. Though I have read it elsewhere, I guess it might help others as it's being discussed.

Keep writing bro.

[HornyBoyForU]

Lovely to have you here SCooper, I've read a lot of your reports on the other forum. They are lovely. A true spa enthusiast. Happy & Safe Mongering.

Hi,

I have mongered for sometime now, mainly at decent Spas (have a thing for NE chics) and sometimes at MPs. Indys is something I have ventured into very recently. Never needed to go to indys as I believe I am still young enough to walk into a pub / disco and pick up a girl. But being perennially horny, picking up chics is not possible nor that they get charmed on every occasion.

Here is a walk through of how a sensational Saturday looks like.

Had crashed at a friend's place in Mira Road after binge drinking on Friday night. Woke up at around 1:30 PM hung over and with massive erection. Bathed, put on same clothes and ate whatever I could find in friend's kitchen. Bade bye to him and left. Horny as hell coupled with a headache wanted to get pair of hands to examine my Optimus Prime. I had a bit of an idea about the Mira Road and decided to visit the thai spa near a school. I reached there around 2:45 PM and saw a bunch of guys waiting outside. In my mind, I was like WTF? One guy waiting there din't even look in my direction and kept staring the ceiling while picking his nose. I bet he was so bored that he would have dozed off in next 5 minutes.

I hung around for 5 minutes checking out receptionist's boobs (Wow! The chic has pashtun kinda look. Fair and sharp features. Name starts with P. My johny was now willing to burst out of the jeans. Asked him to chill for a bit till I find something to calm his aching soul. I walked out and roamed around in the area. I saw a spa which starts with S and is also a nickname of a bollywood actor. Had never heard about it / no FRs either and thought let me be the first one to discover this gem (hopes, you see). I entered and a horizontally challenged lady told me that though the charges are 3000 for Balinese massage, she would charge me only 1500 for the massage (some offer). I just smiled as if I would have paid 3 K for a Mira road spa.

I was taken upstairs by a cute NE chic. As I reached upstairs, I see couple of 160 degree huge chairs with cushions (guess for the foot massage) and I moved forward hoping for the bed. Dudes, there wasn't any. There was a mattress with bedsheet lying on the floor (area separated by curtains) and I was expected to lie on it. I gave her a quizzical expression and she looked equally puzzled at my reluctance. She asked me to change and here it is folks, she handed over a black Shorts to change into. I started laughing (my first). It was bigger than an average jockey shorts. I did not protest and lay on the mattress feeling amused. Meanwhile, the scene of the floor seemed as if each of the chics had been screwed by a cactus. Every chic there was looked crestfallen, sad / sleepy. I was the only guy there and could hear them chatting amongst themselves. They all looked like a bunch of low paid workers and no job satisfaction. In my mind, I was "WTF Sheldon Pancho".

All hopes dead, she started the massage. Royally ignored groins / bum. OK massage. Before I knew, she guided me to shower. I was sort of prepared for it. But here, come, listen carefully, the shower area had dysfunctional shower and I see a BUCKET WITH MUG. Fuck Me!! Poured water on my body and left. Disgusted, went to McDonald's and ate like a Somalian war-stricken kid.

Horny and with lot of calories inside waiting to burn, I quickly browsed through some contacts on JD and after few calls, got through an Indy. She claimed to be white skinned Punjaban (another weakness) and strikingly beautiful. She said she can come and pick me up in her car. Car! Impressed, honey. She quoted 6 K and I said I would have to look at her before agreeing on price. She was okay but said that if I decided to go without the act, she will charge 500 bucks. I was cool with that.

I stood opposite to MCD waiting for my white Butter Chicken to arrive. I saw a car approaching in sometime and she gave me a call to confirm. From outside of the translucent glass, I saw a fair lady dressed in black. My Optimus Prime was dancing with joy. I had stuck a goldmine! Or did I?

She opened the door and it was the longest ever I had taken to sit in a car. I froze, my head went heavy and body heat dropped. She was 45-48, Dolly Bindra look alike (I kid you not). She had such a heavy make-up that it scared the hell out of me. Gawdy looking female dressed for kill. She had grandma flabby arms, humongous boobs and was wearing black skirt and top. I could have puked there a million times looking at this. Man, she claimed she was pretty and all that. I trembled while sitting beside her. She started touching me and said let's go. I was totally grossed out and pleaded her, "let me go, there is an urgent matter which needs my attention".

She looked very disappointed. I handed over 500 bucks and rushed out. She said that she would charge only 4 K and started coercing, planted a kiss on my cheeks and that was my limit, I opened the door and sped out with the velocity of Haley's comet. Now I know what it's like to get molested (well, almost).

Smoked and reached Jogeshwari in 45 minutes. Called up a contact whom I knew well and went to her flat (5 minutes walk from station and opposite a hotel). Lucky that she was free. No foreplay, shoved Optimus in her mouth which scared her. Spanked her, doggie and mish. Nothing much to write about this chic. She has been discussed on this forum.

Lesson: You are never too old in this business to have KLPDs specially if you are an explorer.

God bless us all.

Cheers,

Sheldon Cooper.

[HornyBoyForU]

Yes bro she's the one. But the advantage here was that it was her first day in worli and I'm a regular, so the ball was in my court. LOL. But when I went there after 3-4 days couldn't find her.

Is this Ceeya? She was pretty but a total bittch, when I had taken her at the Chembur branch.

[FreeChuck]

Insted of Raji you should have tried 3 some with Riya and her friend that is better than Raji. Raji is total flop.

Hey pal, I have had same experience with RAJJI, didn't find her exciting enough. But some time when jhoney gets mad it needs to be entertained at all cost. Though never went for her again.

Can you kindly share contact info of Riya and her friend. Have been looking for threesome for quite few time but only hard luck till now. Hoping positive reply from your side. Have also sent you PM please reply to that.

[Troy 2008]

Nice humorous report in spite of the KLPD experience.

Hi,

She looked very disappointed. I handed over 500 bucks and rushed out. She said that she would charge only 4 K and started coercing, planted a kiss on my cheeks and that was my limit, I opened the door and sped out with the velocity of Haley's comet. Now I know what it's like to get molested (well, almost).

Sheldon Cooper.

[Ashwinder]

Wanted info on if anyone has tried this SP or these girls. Any information will be really helpful.

I know the 3rd (and 4th) Girl. Angel, she goes by and a dancer, she claims to be. Had her before. Her service is good. Gives head without hesitance (very very fast though) and kisses freely. Not the prettiest. Might allow CIM if you coax her into it or are really Gym-Fit.

[ExplorerGuy90]

Hi Friends!

Of the other options that some of our senior members have been so kind to share I wud also like to check out the much talked about NL / CH. Please help with any verified contacts. Genuine SPs and Indies who have good stock.

Thanks

[Ashwinder]

changed and in came Miss S, found out later that she's an import from the Chembur branch and it was her 1st day, exchanged pleasantries and the massage started.

Is this Ceeya? She was pretty but a total bittch, when I had taken her at the Chembur branch.

[SheldonCpr99]

Sheldon,

Buddy what's happening, good to see you here! That other forum is dead!

You bet man. It's dead.

I loved your description of the Bandra Spa. You've been on a spree. Keep them coming.

[SheldonCpr99]

Hi,

I have mongered for sometime now, mainly at decent Spas (have a thing for NE chics) and sometimes at MPs. Indys is something I have ventured into very recently. Never needed to go to indys as I believe I am still young enough to walk into a pub / disco and pick up a girl. But being perennially horny, picking up chics is not possible nor that they get charmed on every occasion.

Here is a walk through of how a sensational Saturday looks like.

Had crashed at a friend's place in Mira Road after binge drinking on Friday night. Woke up at around 1:30 PM hung over and with massive erection. Bathed, put on same clothes and ate whatever I could find in friend's kitchen. Bade bye to him and left. Horny as hell coupled with a headache wanted to get pair of hands to examine my Optimus Prime. I had a bit of an idea about the Mira Road and decided to visit the thai spa near a school. I reached there around 2:45 PM and saw a bunch of guys waiting outside. In my mind, I was like WTF? One guy waiting there din't even look in my direction and kept staring the ceiling while picking his nose. I bet he was so bored that he would have dozed off in next 5 minutes.

I hung around for 5 minutes checking out receptionist's boobs (Wow! The chic has pashtun kinda look. Fair and sharp features. Name starts with P. My johny was now willing to burst out of the jeans. Asked him to chill for a bit till I find something to calm his aching soul. I walked out and roamed around in the area. I saw a spa which starts with S and is also a nickname of a bollywood actor. Had never heard about it / no FRs either and thought let me be the first one to discover this gem (hopes, you see). I entered and a horizontally challenged lady told me that though the charges are 3000 for Balinese massage, she would charge me only 1500 for the massage (some offer). I just smiled as if I would have paid 3 K for a Mira road spa.

I was taken upstairs by a cute NE chic. As I reached upstairs, I see couple of 160 degree huge chairs with cushions (guess for the foot massage) and I moved forward hoping for the bed. Dudes, there wasn't any. There was a mattress with bedsheet lying on the floor (area separated by curtains) and I was expected to lie on it. I gave her a quizzical expression and she looked equally puzzled at my reluctance. She asked me to change and here it is folks, she handed over a black Shorts to change into. I started laughing (my first). It was bigger than an average jockey shorts. I did not protest and lay on the mattress feeling amused. Meanwhile, the scene of the floor seemed as if each of the chics had been screwed by a cactus. Every chic there was looked crestfallen, sad / sleepy. I was the only guy there and could hear them chatting amongst themselves. They all looked like a bunch of low paid workers and no job satisfaction. In my mind, I was "WTF Sheldon Pancho".

All hopes dead, she started the massage. Royally ignored groins / bum. OK massage. Before I knew, she guided me to shower. I was sort of prepared for it. But here, come, listen carefully, the shower area had dysfunctional shower and I see a BUCKET WITH MUG. Fuck Me!! Poured water on my body and left. Disgusted, went to McDonald's and ate like a Somalian war-stricken kid.

Horny and with lot of calories inside waiting to burn, I quickly browsed through some contacts on JD and after few calls, got through an Indy. She claimed to be white skinned Punjaban (another weakness) and strikingly beautiful. She said she can come and pick me up in her car. Car! Impressed, honey. She quoted 6 K and I said I would have to look at her before agreeing on price. She was okay but said that if I decided to go without the act, she will charge 500 bucks. I was cool with that.

I stood opposite to MCD waiting for my white Butter Chicken to arrive. I saw a car approaching in sometime and she gave me a call to confirm. From outside of the translucent glass, I saw a fair lady dressed in black. My Optimus Prime was dancing with joy. I had stuck a goldmine! Or did I?

She opened the door and it was the longest ever I had taken to sit in a car. I froze, my head went heavy and body heat dropped. She was 45-48, Dolly Bindra look alike (I kid you not). She had such a heavy make-up that it scared the hell out of me. Gawdy looking female dressed for kill. She had grandma flabby arms, humongous boobs and was wearing black skirt and top. I could have puked there a million times looking at this. Man, she claimed she was pretty and all that. I trembled while sitting beside her. She started touching me and said let's go. I was totally grossed out and pleaded her, "let me go, there is an urgent matter which needs my attention".

She looked very disappointed. I handed over 500 bucks and rushed out. She said that she would charge only 4 K and started coercing, planted a kiss on my cheeks and that was my limit, I opened the door and sped out with the velocity of Haley's comet. Now I know what it's like to get molested (well, almost).

Smoked and reached Jogeshwari in 45 minutes. Called up a contact whom I knew well and went to her flat (5 minutes walk from station and opposite a hotel). Lucky that she was free. No foreplay, shoved Optimus in her mouth which scared her. Spanked her, doggie and mish. Nothing much to write about this chic. She has been discussed on this forum.

Lesson: You are never too old in this business to have KLPDs specially if you are an explorer.

God bless us all.

Cheers,

Sheldon Cooper.

[CoolStudGuy]

Buddy,

Go to York International Hotel (Bur Dubai) they have a night club there. Completely full of gals available for pick up. Infact its a pick up joint. You wil get all kind of chicks there from Pakistan, Iran, manila, philiphines etc. There are some other pick up points in hotels in bur dubai like imperial suites etc. Enjoy.

Friends,

I'm travelling to Dubai this week for some work. Any tips on mongering over there, since its my first time in Dubai? I will be in a 5* and plan on getting a girl. Checked out some insanely hot iranian and pakistani girls.

Cheers

[OneSource]

Insted of Raji you should have tried 3 some with Riya and her friend that is better than Raji. Raji is total flop.

Would be obliged if you share Raji contact please drop PM.

[HornyBoyForU]

Anyone aware of any spa's in Mumbai who offer extras other than RR at worli then please PM me, am tired of the usual and would like to explore more. Thanks.

Happy & Safe Mongering.

[Newser8008]

Agents will quote anything from 25 K onwards in Mumbai. You are staying in Taj, Bandra. For a girl to merge with the ambiance & not get into trouble with security, 10 K full night, I think is impossible.

I'm new to the scene here.

Can you provide me some sp contacts (good looking supply and 10-15 k for a couple of hours. What ref should I use?) . PM me the details. I need to arrange it for a colleague and am having no luck whatsoever. Also, which are the best massage parlors in the city for good "extras" experience.