New Delhi

[Rover4220]

I did not say it is a place where you can pick up a chic. All I mentioned is that It is a hotel which is totally GF and you can take anyone without any Qs or I'd being asked.

Gurgaon. I didn't get this. Are you saying that women can be picked up from Ib*s hotel, bar in Gurgaon?

I have been to this hotel a few times and few times I have found that these hotels have a lot of air-hostesses staying overnite.

If what quoted by Rover =4220 is true, the quality on display must be really good.

Cheers.

PS : I stay in Gurgaon and mostly I have read that one can pick up from Metropo* and sah* mall in the discotheques.

But frankly speaking I have found the places to be disgusting.

Any hints on the luxury spas scene in Gurgaon.

[Siidharth]

Hey Victory,

I never meant to offend you man, you are as good as the best guy here on the forum and I was just pulling your leg, so to say! (Not the third one!)

Stay cool and enjoy life, man! Your report was so good it had me in splits for half an hour or so.

You and your Jinna, both seem made for each other. Literally! As in, the way you have described Jinna, if he were a man, he and you would have been good friends.

You enjoy, here's a sorry and three claps for you my man!

Keep buzzin'

RM

HI red mosquito. Just goin through the delhi forum, I just have to tell you that I seriously enjoy readin your FR's. I love your writin, just outstandin;.p. Could not help but to mention again, Keep goin bud;.p.

Cheers, sid.

[BlackberryBoy29]

bad day at office bb29! what is the general feedback you have of the place? was your just a one off experience because of the substituting girl and overall are the other therapists any better? what about the whole service and the place on the whole, is it anywhere near iw?

sorry dude i didn't mention your name earlier as i thought its better that way. this is the same spa you recommended me to try out.

[Horny Landoora]

anyhow, i paid the mandatory fineatinr 1500

next time around don't pay more than 1. 2k.

i never wear it. wrap yourself in a towel thereafter lie on the bed with it. the girls would know how to manage the towel as the loosen it themselves.

then she dimmed the lights further and asked me, ' sir, shuru karoo? ' (sir, shall i start?) i said yep, and she went all mechanical and i realized that it was one of those times that i just wouldn't cum easily as the whole business was absolutely mechanical. i hated it and had to tell my jinna (haha, victory boy, you listening?) to spurt out some thanksgiving gooey stuff.

most of them do the deed. its b who actually does try to give you a sensual feel with it. yes its mechanical although but she does it better.

i gave her 500 bucks asking her if she could get that exchanged for 100*5 notes as i realized i didn't have multitude of 100 buck notes for tip, and she said, ' sir hum to 500 se kam nahi lete'. (sir, we dont take less than 500 rs here).i wanted to tell her ' cum to kar nahi paya, paise bhi to cum hi doonga, ' ( roughly translated: you couldnt make me cum, why should i pay you some?)but i refrained and said to myself, fuck it, let her fuck herself- and said, okay, keep it.

very very high tip. you should have just gone to counter asked for change and given it to her. don't pay excess.

wir: no to r*g*and, maybe b*why sometime around.

r is not their best seller any case. thats why i advise everyone not to prefer her. also i wonder what is full service? there are no lock on doors and i know of an instance when an ex therapist was fired because of her doing something against their policies when she got caught. probably she was bluffin. the most you would go farther is in feeling them that is it!

anyways the good thing about this joint is that the massage is good and the place is decent. its more of a place once should go to relax with a hj thrown in!

[BionicMan]

Bionic man,

3. Only because you are a super senior courtesy the number of reports indicated against your name, I didn't think of disputing with your views at all and promptly made amends. Respect.

Does ISG not allow use of the word Sh#m#les? And in Delhi forum, would majority of readers not have understood Hindi? Just quipping. No offense.

Appreciate the efforts and not meaning to impose opinione based on posts.

I know the flavour goes but the hessence is there now. Put yourself in the shoes of a foreigner that is going to miss the magic words to click into the main reason you went there.

As for the unclear or third gender, the whole subject is a "no-no" in here. Not the word itself that can be used to alert punters on certain presences in some areas, for instance.

Cheers

[Sanj134]

Will be coming 2 delhi on an official trip.

If any 1 can send me a contact of a nice independant, would be grateful.

My mail I'd is [Email address deleted by Admin]

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[SexySumit]

Hey guys,

Was travelling around Punjabi Bagh so thought of checking out this ' famed' place at*ss SPA at Punjabi Bagh West. Called the number and asked for an appointment. Knew the names of girls. *lka, Bnny, Sh#eta, courtesy good man Horny Landoora (Thanks mate) most o' them were busy. I was soopa surprised when the girl at the other end told me that they are going to be busy till ten which was kind of put off. I guess she may have wanted to screen me first. She told me a girl called R*g*ni was free.

So in I walked this place and found two guys giggling suspiciously. Giving it away that the place was indeed shady. In they went with a chink whom I am sure was B*why, courtesy tutoring by good friend Horny Landoora.

Anyhow, I paid the mandatory fineatINR 1500 and the receptionist waved at a hair dresser who came and stood close to me. My heart missed a beat at the thought of that guy being the masseur but luckily the fears were short lived and in came Rag*and* who is average or a little under it on looks and of quite low physical proportions. She asked me to wear that underwear I hate to hate across massage parlours.

I have even thought that who on earth makes these one size fits all kinda undies and whoever does make them, should he be bobbitised? They are strange man, one you cannot tell which is the front and the back, and second, they are so fucking loose all the time that its hard to tell yourself that you ARE wearing an Undie.

I went in and the massage got started. She asked me whether I had come there earlier and I told her that it was my first time, but I had strong reference of the place. At this moment let me pause and thank Horny Landoora who wrote in one of his posts that one should be a man and ask for extras than hoping they will come on their own.

So I mentioned to this girl about Extras and she kept quiet. I realised that the way I can get lucky is to chat her up so I started talking, cracking jokes and she became more open. I asked her once more on extras and she said, ' sir, aap reference se aaye hain, ho jaenge extras'. (Sir, you have come by reference, you will get extras) I got happy and she continued with massage. I fully buy another of Horny Landoora's statements that one should treat the girls with respect and not be cocky.

The massage, as done on 99% of the body was hopeless as obviously these girls have their expertise on the lingam (phallus) massage and not otherwise.

In a bid to open her up some more, I quoted 'Sexy Sumit' from the forum who had mentioned that he didn't get anything and while leaving thought of the laughing Buddha laughing at him. This cracked this girl completely and she said, ' aap to hansaa rahe ho massage hi nahi ho rahi hai mujhse' (Sir, you are making me laugh so much that I cannot do massage). I told her about the point that the receptionist had called a guy when I had entered the SPA and I had thought everything scary and the masseuse had a 'giggle fit'. Then I had to tell her that she was missing the core area for massage and doing it everywhere else at which she got the message loud and clear.

Then she dimmed the lights further and asked me, ' Sir, shuru karoo? ' (Sir, Shall I start?) I said yep, and she went all mechanical and I realized that it was one of those times that I just wouldn't cum easily as the whole business was absolutely mechanical. I hated it and had to tell my JINNA (haha, Victory boy, you listening?) to spurt out some thanksgiving gooey stuff.

It was el finito then, and I took a quick shower. She came inside when I was changing and blurted ' Sir next time aap baat kar lena ful package bhi available hota hai yahaan par'. (Sir, next time do enquire, we have full service here too.) I looked at her in daylight and she was ugly, not her fault though, just that- she was ugly.

I gave her 500 bucks asking her if she could get that exchanged for 100*5 notes as I realized I didn't have multitude of 100 buck notes for tip, and she said, ' Sir hum to 500 se kam nahi lete'. (Sir, we don't take less than 500 Rs here). I wanted to tell her ' Cum to kar nahi paya, paise bhi to cum hi doonga, ' (roughly translated: You couldn't make me cum, why should I pay you some?) but I refrained and said to myself, fuck it, let her fuck herself- and said, okay, keep it.

Off I went from that place but only with a thought of trying B*why some time again.

Over all experience:

Looks: 3/10.

Service: 5/10.

Body: 3/10 (she was kinda petite and small breasted and I would only go for this combo with a chink, not with an ' I am already ugly, look my breasts are also small' kinda chick!

Attitude: 4/10 : Basically I had to try hard to make her speak and there was not much of any experience, leave apart GFE.

Service: 5/10 : I got what I wanted, a release but barely so, and she was not instrumental in the same at all courtesy either her service, or her looks or anything else. The hand that shook the JINNA (I am laughing already) could anyday have been my own. Nothing special.

WIR: No to R*g*and, maybe B*why sometime around.

Keep buzzin'

RM.

Hey dear. I never quoted on laughing Budha. Anyway. Please don't spurt the tips, else, unrealistic expectations is build up. 100/200 is good enough. Try benny for 2HJ next time. She can make you cum.

Happy mongering!

[Red Mosquito]

If you read th ISG rules you Will Understand you have gong beyond them. Better be careful on such a subject in here.

It is a nice report, pity the majority of the readers will not understand some key sentences as not written in english.

Might sound nice to you but not to others

Bionic man,

1. Made changes so the entire report is in queen's language, understood by all, though it takes the steam off some sentences which would otherwise have added to the realism of the report.

2. Changed the subject line.

3. Only because you are a super senior courtesy the number of reports indicated against your name, I didn't think of disputing with your views at all and promptly made amends. Respect.

Does ISG not allow use of the word Sh#m#les? And in Delhi forum, would majority of readers not have understood Hindi? Just quipping. No offense.

[BionicMan]

Hey guys, P. S. : The headline was only to attract attention, trust me, its all good. No shemales there.

If you read th ISG rules you Will Understand you have gong beyond them. Better be careful on such a subject in here.
It is a nice report, pity the majority of the readers will not understand some key sentences as not written in english.
Might sound nice to you but not to others

[Samir1199]

Hey guys,

Was travelling around Punjabi Bagh so thought of checking out this ' famed' place at*ss SPA at Punjabi Bagh West. Called the number and asked for an appointment. Knew the names of girls. *lka, Bnny, Sh#eta, courtesy good man Horny Landoora (Thanks mate) most o' them were busy. I was soopa surprised when the girl at the other end told me that they are going to be busy till ten which was kind of put off. I guess she may have wanted...

You got stuck with the worst of the lot. The other three are any day much better in my opinion, although your mileage may vary.

[Red Mosquito]

RM, At this point of time my vocab is not as good as many of the members over here. I am still a rookie in expressing any story (off course real). So, may be just to emphasize on the fun part, I usually uses 'haha' many times in my reports. I am not sure if that makes my report looks a bit ugly, but I'll try to put down my feelings / expression in a more effective way.

Thanks for checking that out!

Yo!

Hey Victory,

I never meant to offend you man, you are as good as the best guy here on the forum and I was just pulling your leg, so to say! (Not the third one!)

Stay cool and enjoy life, man! Your report was so good it had me in splits for half an hour or so.

You and your Jinna, both seem made for each other. Literally! As in, the way you have described Jinna, if he were a man, he and you would have been good friends.

You enjoy, here's a sorry and three claps for you my man!

Keep buzzin'

RM

[Red Mosquito]

Hi buddies. Can any of you experts answer my query. Have any of you heard this girls name before? Can't believe that with such experts like all of you and the knowledge you have, you are unable to help a new entrant like me to ISG. Give a clue guys if any of you have an idea.

Thanks

Dear Zalzala,

In four years, Muskaan would have turned into a hansee, in other words, she would have changed her name and operating under some other alias. No?

[Red Mosquito]

Hey guys,

Was travelling around Punjabi Bagh so thought of checking out this ' famed' place IW@**n*ss SPA at Punjabi Bagh West. Called the number and asked for an appointment. Knew the names of girls. *lka, Bnny, Sh#eta, courtesy good man Horny Landoora (Thanks mate) most o' them were busy. I was soopa surprised when the girl at the other end told me that they are going to be busy till ten which was kind of put off. I guess she may have wanted to screen me first. She told me a girl called R*g*ni was free.

So in I walked this place and found two guys giggling suspiciously. Giving it away that the place was indeed shady. In they went with a chink whom I am sure was B*why, courtesy tutoring by good friend Horny Landoora.

Anyhow, I paid the mandatory fineatINR 1500 and the receptionist waved at a hair dresser who came and stood close to me. My heart missed a beat at the thought of that guy being the masseur but luckily the fears were short lived and in came Rag*and* who is average or a little under it on looks and of quite low physical proportions. She asked me to wear that underwear I hate to hate across massage parlours.

I have even thought that who on earth makes these one size fits all kinda undies and whoever does make them, should he be bobbitised? They are strange man, one you cannot tell which is the front and the back, and second, they are so fucking loose all the time that its hard to tell yourself that you ARE wearing an Undie.

I went in and the massage got started. She asked me whether I had come there earlier and I told her that it was my first time, but I had strong reference of the place. At this moment let me pause and thank Horny Landoora who wrote in one of his posts that one should be a man and ask for extras than hoping they will come on their own.

So I mentioned to this girl about Extras and she kept quiet. I realised that the way I can get lucky is to chat her up so I started talking, cracking jokes and she became more open. I asked her once more on extras and she said, ' sir, aap reference se aaye hain, ho jaenge extras'.( Sir, you have come by reference, you will get extras) I got happy and she continued with massage. I fully buy another of Horny Landoora's statements that one should treat the girls with respect and not be cocky.

The massage, as done on 99% of the body was hopeless as obviously these girls have their expertise on the lingam (phallus) massage and not otherwise.

In a bid to open her up some more, I quoted 'Sexy Sumit' from the forum who had mentioned that he didn't get anything and while leaving thought of the laughing Buddha laughing at him. This cracked this girl completely and she said, ' aap to hansaa rahe ho massage hi nahi ho rahi hai mujhse' (Sir, you are making me laugh so much that I cannot do massage). I told her about the point that the receptionist had called a guy when I had entered the SPA and I had thought everything scary and the masseuse had a 'giggle fit'. Then I had to tell her that she was missing the core area for massage and doing it everywhere else at which she got the message loud and clear.

Then she dimmed the lights further and asked me, ' Sir, shuru karoo? ' (Sir, Shall I start?) I said yep, and she went all mechanical and I realized that it was one of those times that I just wouldn't cum easily as the whole business was absolutely mechanical. I hated it and had to tell my JINNA (haha, Victory boy, you listening?) to spurt out some thanksgiving gooey stuff.

It was el finito then, and I took a quick shower. She came inside when I was changing and blurted ' Sir next time aap baat kar lena ful package bhi available hota hai yahaan par'. (Sir, next time do enquire, we have full service here too.)I looked at her in daylight and she was ugly, not her fault though, just that- she was ugly.

I gave her 500 bucks asking her if she could get that exchanged for 100*5 notes as I realized I didn't have multitude of 100 buck notes for tip, and she said, ' Sir hum to 500 se kam nahi lete'. (Sir, we dont take less than 500 Rs here).I wanted to tell her ' Cum to kar nahi paya, paise bhi to cum hi doonga, ' ( roughly translated: You couldnt make me cum, why should I pay you some?)but I refrained and said to myself, fuck it, let her fuck herself- and said, okay, keep it.

Off I went from that place but only with a thought of trying B*why some time again.

Over all experience:

Looks: 3/10.

Service: 5/10.

Body: 3/10 (she was kinda petite and small breasted and I would only go for this combo with a chink, not with an ' I am already ugly, look my breasts are also small' kinda chick!

Attitude: 4/10 : Basically I had to try hard to make her speak and there was not much of any experience, leave apart GFE.

Service: 5/10 : I got what I wanted, a release but barely so, and she was not instrumental in the same at all courtesy either her service, or her looks or anything else. The hand that shook the JINNA (I am laughing already) could anyday have been my own. Nothing special.

WIR: No to R*g*and, maybe B*why sometime around.

Keep buzzin'

RM.

[Victory]

This one cracked me up! Well put Mosquito! And seriously JINNA? {I hope its not so that there is a partition someplace "there" as between the two countries which was brought upon by Jiina} LOL. Not to make fun of you or something Victory boy but that is really strange and hilarious!

You are almost there HL. So close in guessing the reason behind that. My love for that so called great man made me think that way. But, this is not a kind of forum to discuss that one, it may hurt anybody's sentiments out here. But, point well taken Boss. Anyway, I think I'll avoid using that word.

Yo!

[Victory]

Hi Victory,

You are the first person I have met in all my mongering experience who calls his organ Jinna. Why so? What kind of a name is that? .

I liked your overall report and it was quite innocently written except for 'haha' inserted all around. Funny to note that the lady asked you to screw her without condi. Glad you used one else your forum name would not have been Victory but AIDSVictory.

Yo! (Just like YO, pun intended)

RM

RM, At this point of time my vocab is not as good as many of the members over here. I am still a rookie in expressing any story (off course real). So, may be just to emphasize on the fun part, I usually uses 'haha' many times in my reports. I am not sure if that makes my report looks a bit ugly, but I'll try to put down my feelings / expression in a more effective way.

Thanks for checking that out!

Yo!