New Delhi

[MarcoPolo123]

noida appears to be parched land, your report certainly is promising. in past i had to use sps from delhi. keep it up friend.

my 3rd fr so far:

one mp and one sp reports will follow. i hope this will help my fellow members.

mp exp at noida:

another trip to the infamous spa at the great mall at noida. 3rd floor near big cinemas. this is a great place for newbies to shed their shyness. immediate question for extra service is asked up by the therapist.

tried the ni therapist miss a at the spa, she is on the chubby side but fair and has great assets. she is a pro when it comes to servicing the tool, i asked for a bj was not on offer. but fs was on offer. she wasn't a fs stuff so decided for the b2b and hand job. noida having less options so this ws costly at 1500. but overall a fine experience. currently there is a deal available for 999 60 min spa. on group on i suppose. search and enjoy.

sp at noida.

this is a cheap and decent option for people to have good fun. this sp has options refreshing every three dye ranges between. 1500 to 3500. normally.

[MontiBhai]

friends,

just came to shipra mall for some work and finish it off in no time. so spare time force me to try spa in indirapuram spa near ss city gate 4. had wonderful time with the therapist. not a looker but good boobs and hands roam inside the panty. she did'nt allowed to remove the same but able to force hand inside and finger her. she was facing difficulty to control so she said, now stop it is enough (ab bas bhi karo, kitna karoge. it was not complete b2b, but i suck the medium musk melon boobs and very small tits.

at the last she asked "when you will come again" (abb kab aoge dobara). she can give fs for sure. did'nt try becuase was not in mood.

veterans can make out easily.

monti

[MontiBhai]

Friends,

Sorry for the inconvience, it is clear now.

Please send the details.

Appreicate your help.

Monti.

MontiBhai.

I can't help you till you clear your inbox bro

[Vicious Circle]

Think of the abused as well.

Truly amusing

Revenge of the fallen.

[Vicious Circle]

so while several lessons are being learnt, decided yesterday that enough is enough & since another meeting got cancelled, decided to make full use of the opportunity & landed at the spa where i got my glutes maximised in a pleasurable way. but in mountaineering they say that going to the top is easier. it the decent that's more difficult. so, here the klpd raises it's head again & tries to crush the one eyed snake. my bum specialist has fallen sick & so gone back home. felt like a truck unloaded a ton of bricks on me."arggggh. why me, why now. again" was all i could scream to myself in the car when i got the call from the manager informing me if this.

so resigned to the fact that there is not tlc the little monster going to get today. reached & turns out the therapist i was assigned was the one who gave me a very professional massage on my first visit to the place. without any hints whatsoever. guys you can laugh at it but is till need some signals from the therapist before i can start taking liberties. so again i was in the therapy room cursing my luck for not having backed out of the session. suddenly (you can call it my klpd fuelled anger) i decided that i won't wear that undie come what may & try my luck. she came she saw the undie & said that it's compulsory for me to wear it. flatly refused (there is only as much klpd a man could take) however was trembling from inside at this audacity of mine.

the girl acceded my request but covered me properly with the towel. what followed was again a very professional massage of the legs & back. she asked me to flip, & i again went aggressive & asked her to massage the glutes as well (although it was put very politely & respectfully). got a good bum massage (not the real mccoy though). while the massage continued, we kept chit-chatting & discovered that we shared a love for sports & outdoor activities. the chick used to play badminton, kho-kho & was a sprinter till the time she was in ne. infact was a district level player as well.

felt bad for her that here was a budding athlete who now is working at a spa to support her livelihood & also felt slightly guilty on my single minded desperation to get an orgasm. however once the massage got over the chick herself asked if i would like to be massaged in the growing area. & who was i to say no (that too after being revealed by a fatso 2 days back) , she gave me an unhurried hj & i took my liberties & soon the hands were exploring all her crevices. had a good time. the best part was that there was no discussion of money at all. infact once. she cleaned me up & i tried giving her a 500 note, she was not accepting it. i actually had to force her to keep the dough. all in all, it was a good, reasonable experience.

moral of the story: klpd's are what defines a monger, you will win some & lose some. so long as you keep playing by the book (read keeping purse strings tight & being a nice human being).

guys i also would like to say thanks to another wonderful soul here. while there are many who around have recd my pm's & decided to give the a royal ignore, loneranger has been that one guardian angel for me who always responds within 12-24 hrs, shares everything i request him for, always gives details in terms of name, counter damage, damage for extras & what you could expect. there have been times he has literally spoon fed me with the script to be followed. here is a loud shout-out to you man. it will be a great pleasure & privilege if i could someday do something of value to you mate.

cheers

[JJamvant]

the lion is up once again, beware. deep sleep has only made his hunger voracious. he now hunts in day, and in night. there is no escape for the wicked.

ps: however, he dines only with his pride [anti, shegoy, jazz etc. ] none others.

wonder why every second therapist or wg names herself sonia.

there are many sonia's i know. a bengali rasgulla sonia, a good b2b sonia, a fat sonia, a curvy sonia, a spinner sonia, a bj sonia, a wet sonia, a squirting sonia and a fs sonia.

today's sonia was different, a massage machine running at the speed of light, uses 3 litres of oil on bums when requested, wears red lipstick and is a spinner with nice ass and golf ball boobs. shook my whole body, wonder how she gets the strength in those tiny hands.

loved the way she massaged my dick while i was on my fours, nice handling of the jewels, they got polished and the value of jewels increases after the polish always.

the oil used was so much that the whole sheet stuck to the bed when i got up after getting relieved.

but she needs to be taught and trained on satisfying hungry perverts, the first lesson given today.

soon she will learn to engulf the whole length of the dick and the art of cim, mouth is pretty enough to be used for it.

waiting for the day to come

[LoneRanger1976]

Truly amusing

Revenge of the fallen.

My friend,

The body massage by oil, not long ago was a monopoly of Kerala ayurveda. Male to male. Female to female. Always. Compulsory 4 hands therapy, in langot as you mentioned. Uncles and aunties enjoyed the therapy to get over the blues. Smell, odour, wooden bed was never an issue.

But with the rapid westernisation of Delhi culture and onslaught of spa business, Kerala centres have steadily lost business. Our Malayali brothers not happy. So, whenever, they get a chance, they take revenge. And you are the latest victim.

Bill.

[LoneRanger1976]

wonder why every second therapist or wg names herself sonia.

there are many sonia's i know. a bengali rasgulla sonia, a good b2b sonia, a fat sonia, a curvy sonia, a spinner sonia, a bj sonia, a wet sonia, a squirting sonia and a fs sonia.

today's sonia was different, a massage machine running at the speed of light, uses 3 litres of oil on bums when requested, wears red lipstick and is a spinner with nice ass and golf ball boobs. shook my whole body, wonder how she gets the strength in those tiny hands.

loved the way she massaged my dick while i was on my fours, nice handling of the jewels, they got polished and the value of jewels increases after the polish always.

the oil used was so much that the whole sheet stuck to the bed when i got up after getting relieved.

but she needs to be taught and trained on satisfying hungry perverts, the first lesson given today.

soon she will learn to engulf the whole length of the dick and the art of cim, mouth is pretty enough to be used for it.

waiting for the day to come.

[JustLike]

Have been in touch with a SP with number ending with 463. Can anyone of you confirm the identity before I share my number as he is insisting me to call. How safe it is to share your personal number which can be traced to your address.

I have been a member for almost a year and have used MP services but have not been able to gather courage to interact with SPs.

Take care.

[JJamvant]

MontiBhai.

I can't help you till you clear your inbox bro

[Bill0412]

my friend,

the body massage by oil, not long ago was a monopoly of kerala ayurveda. male to male. female to female. always. compulsory 4 hands therapy, in langot as you mentioned. uncles and aunties enjoyed the therapy to get over the blues. smell, odour, wooden bed was never an issue.

but with the rapid westernisation of delhi culture and onslaught of spa business, kerala centres have steadily lost business. our malayali brothers not happy. so, whenever, they get a chance, they take revenge. and you are the latest victim.

bill.

hi guys,

they say that you only learn from the mistakes that you make. that too despite the advice from elders (seniors) being available in abundance. so a heady / tragic mix of not wanting to go to any far off locations like gurgaon or rg, the congested traffic situation in central delhi (lajpat & whereabouts) , a spa pulling out 40% discount deal thereby depriving the one-eyed snake of some voluptuous & a sudden appearance of a kerala (henceforth i will term it as kela) ayurvedic spa deal on groupon which was close by resulted in the klpd everest being conquered by yours truly.

what happened with me borders between tragic & laughable. being a vfm guys, i could not resist the temptation of this too good to be true deal at 699- (this is the kairali spa, please avoid it like bubonic plague guys). the location is off-beat & the recent successful conquests of the luminaries of the forum at the kerala (kela?) massage centres made me throw all cautions to the wind & jump headlong into the deal. ouch. it still hurts (& stinks). all the kerala massage experienced fellows know that the strong stench remains with you & if you add some copious amounts of klpd. & voila! you are atop the klpd everest.

my girlfriend was in town (she is in a diff city) so had been out of action for a week or so (hats of to all married senors like lr how do you manage the home front guys?) wanted some naughty bum massage especially where the sun doesn't shine (as someone put it a few days back). had a long work-wise unproductive day (cancelled meetings with me just sitting around doing nothing) & while surfing the deal sites, when i came across the kairali offer, my eyes lit up, chkd the spa site, looked nice & the sight of therapists giving massage dressed in sarees was a kink that made me ignore that sounds that my brain was trying to make that you ought to seek advice do some more research. another thing that gave me the confidence that i have found the right destination for my dark deeds was their tight appointments schedule on a monday eve. thought that most probably fellow mongers must be conducting training / taming sessions with the aunties with their battering rams (read the one-eyed snake).

so with visions of mature love (please do chk loneranger's few yet captivating lines on what they can do to you) i hopped off to the spa. a long line of cars outside & cute receptionist cum manager & 2 hot curvy ladies standing at the reception made a sunami wave of my hopes. i told the snake (one-eyed)"dude, at last we found nirvana closer to home." how disastrously wrong was i. actually later realised that the ladies at the reception in t-shirts & yoga pants were customers who had finished their sessions. so after checking the authenticity of my coupon, before heading for the session, i was asked on the pressure for the massage; & when i replied that i prefer stronger pressure, the manager pointed out that they will only do a light pressure massage (another green light that the snake will spit the protinacious venom).

& from there on started my horrendous experience. turns out that a fat, bearded, mean looking guy & his sidekick are going to give me the therapy. i am led into the room & they latch it, made me let go of the lungi i was told to change into & then proceeded to tie a langot (underwear) of the material that is used to cover therapy table but later opened it when i was lying on stomach & even massaged my glutes. i never felt so violated guys. the jokers even brushed my balls also a few times. but i couldn't even muster up the courage to ask them to avoid it. while lying on the wooden table, i was getting mortifying visions of the fatso taking his tool & [CodeWord125] me there. remember. they even had latched the therapy room from inside. so with a prayer on my lips, i endured the session & was never this happy even with the best of happy endings (very few as of now) than i was with the end of the session.

but you don't scale the everest of klpd just as yet. so the fatso followed me & even came inside the bathroom (was not attached with the terpy room) after the massage & showed me how to use the ugly ayurveda powder instead of soap. as if 2 men & the ayurveda oil fumes didn't kill me, the rotting birdpoop smell of the soap powder did annihilate me. the papa bear kept following me to the change room also in the hope of a tip. in the end tipped the fucker 100- just to have him disappear from my sight.

lessons learnt:

1. obey your elders (read seniors).

2. never be in a rush. don't blindly follow trends.

3. say balls to your politeness (still not sure if i can check if a place gives a cross massage or not. still not sure that i will not be able to back out at the last moment).

4. ask around.

it took me 4baths & 2 days to get rid of the ugly smells & one unhurried hj at a tried & tested place 2 days later for me to finally muster up the courage to compile the fr.

will post the second fr soon.

[Bill0412]

Hi All.

Was away from the forum from some time now. Was lying low in mongering as well, partly due to low budget and partly due to steady state with some of my favourite Spa girls.

Need some tips on reliable spas near bhikhaji cama. Travelling from bhikaji cama to Mahipalpur, Rajouri and Gurgaon for spas is taxing, esp when you have to slip out of office to monger.

Please PM me the pointer guys.

And yes, logging back made me realize that I m in the big league now (read: Senior Member now). Feels great.

Regards to all

Green Park market has 4 spas. It is drivable distance from Bhikaji. Malviya Nagar seems to be thriving with spa industry like Rajouri.

Bill

[BeachCandy]

MeOops let us request RahulM together to share his contacts so that some rain of Rohini falls on us too. RahulM you are the prince of Rohini, kindly find some way to spread your Amrit.

Cheers!

Friend,

How you will share her digits / contacts? Give hints since your PM is not activated.

Thnkx.

[BeachCandy]

Your explanation of your mounteverest with handcrafted words qualify you to be a top notch Journalist. Keep it up these Klpd's bananas will help us to reach the mangoes as quoted by Loneranger.

Hi guys,

They say that you only learn from the mistakes that you make. That too despite the advice from elders (seniors) being available in abundance. So a heady / tragic mix of not wanting to go to any far off locations like gurgaon or RG, the congested traffic situation in central Delhi (lajpat & whereabouts) , a spa pulling out 40% discount deal thereby depriving the one-eyed snake of some voluptuous & a sudden appearance of a Kerala (henceforth I will term it as KELA) ayurvedic spa deal on Groupon which was close by resulted in the KLPD Everest being conquered by yours truly.

What happened with me borders between tragic & laughable. Being a VFM guys, I could not resist the temptation of this too good to be true deal at 699- (this is the Kairali Spa, please avoid it like bubonic plague guys)...

[Double Deckers]

Well 3k is way too much unless you are fingering a Katrina Kaif. U should never pay more than 1. 5k. Bargain hard and always remember that they need the money more than you. So they won't just let 60 minutes of their time go to waste.

True true! Sometime it gets better of you!