Welcome back bro! I myself am back after some gap and pleasantly surprised to see another of your great reports. Guess this is the dwarka spa, right?
Regarding the risky chuski part, of course a senior like you knows all about it. Well even if you do FS with an HIV + girl (odds being at least 1 in 100) , the risks of you getting infected is only 1 in 1000, thereby the risk being at least 1 in 100000. Still we use protection because we don't want to be that unfortunate one. And with BBBJ or DATY, the risk can be further diluted by a max factor of 5. Still most of us want to play safe. Needless to say more unprotected chances you take and more so with girls like at rag spa who are doing it upto 10 times a day, you are multiplying your risks. But again to each his own. And of course no question of doubting the wisdom of all the sensible people around here and the choices you make.
Have fun but play safe!
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It is not as simple as you put it through statistics of 1 in 100000 and blah blah. (reminded of a sidhuism "statistics are like miniskirts, what they reveal is tantalizing, but then what they hide is crucial")
HIV is not the only risk FYI. Hope you have heard about other risk factors like herpes (both simplex and genitalis) , genital warts, syphilis, hepatitis B. All these can be transmitted through oral sex.
We are already privy to a member who contracted herpes through a popular spa. And I know a few guys who contracted skin infections through these spas where hygeine is compromised. Also, the risk of being caught with your pants down by LE (notwithstanding the exit of AAP) , is higher in such spas where there is a bizarre kind of rush.
got me thinking recently that i have been behaving in different manners inside with therapists and there are certain traits of my personality which are unseen before even by myself.
thought i would list a few methods here for people who are new and do not know what to say to the therapists and strike a deal.
1. the russian method. as soon as the therapist quotes an absurd rate. make a red face, bring a grumpy expression and loudly say. what! she will think she has insulted your majesty and soon quote a figure which you will like. russians do it often in business and their expression and looking offended usually pitches the other party down to a reasonable figure.
2. the japanese method. japanese usually confuse you during presentations and keep asking questions in between to break your thought process and the flow. this brings down the party since they have already invested a couple hours and in irritation, they close the deal at whatever the price. so when the therapist is explaining her menu, ask repeated questions (looking innocent of course or she might get pissed) , say sorry, how much for this, how much for that, and can't i have this for that price, she will soon give in to your demands...
From this weekend I was planning to make my johney happy but no luck. So I called just dial and got an option at Sikandarpur. Reached there and a guy took my to a small corner room. Then come a girl and showed a glimpse then moved to other room. I found her ok so went ahead with the girl in the room. A single bed dark room with dirty bedsheet and a blanket. The girl was sitting on the bed like she paid me for the deed and I need to please her. I asked her to open her clothes which she did like she was doing a favour to me. I told her to start blow job for which she started saying I would do it covered else I might vomit. I got angry and told her my johney gets same treatment as my face. So. Go ahead. She did it for two minutes then told me to come over her. I wanted her to come on top for which she said I don't like it (com. Mon. Who bother about your liking). I got pissed off and finished the job in 2 minutes. What a KLPD. Waste of time effort and money.
One more thing some time your johney make you blind. I was sure that if I don't find a decent girl I will back off. But could not do so.
Report:
Attitude:10
Look. 3/10 (bahan jee type. Could not figure out in a glance else would have said no)
Sorry folks, have been really busy to write lately.
Anyways decided to visit one of the infamous spas in west delhi.
The good times of this place might not last long as two new spas are coming up next door.
Mongers of course will have it really good.
The MILF at counter was very happy to see me and told me that she was thinking about me.
I am sure she thinks about an orgy every day in which all her customers are doing her.
I grinned and asked her what does she have for me today since she remembered me so hard that I got hard as well.
She gleefully told me that girls are shucking these days.
Well shucking in this place is reserved for 18 year old guys I guess as shucking is the most innocent activity there.
She suggested an apple from a strife torn state.
The apple came in and started doing a dry massage, asked me if I needed extra after 5 min.
I told her that I do not come to this place for an earth shattering massage.
She rattled off menu 1k shucking and 2k for full job.
Tried my best to bring her down to 1k for full job but she remained adamant, I was in no mood to leave without eating this apple. She warned me that she was in the 5th day of her period. I told her to start with a BBBJ, she said that since I had agreed for full job she would not do the BJ.
So I opened my favorite tori black video and explained to her what all the full job involved, poked her in her derriere and slyly hinted that I might leave that part this time.
So the girl was convinced about the need for BJ and started giving me a lousy CBJ with frequent spitting. Hmmm I realised she could not be tori black in a day, so stripped her nude and sucked on those milky white ample titties, DATY was out of the question, bangedher in mish, other positions might have led to body fluid exchange.
She seemed to enjoy it much more than giving a BJ. Later she explained that in her religion BBBJ was not considered good, I prodded her about whether anal was acceptable, she gave me a look which might have killed a weaker person.
Paid her the dues, the MILF owner told me now she allows two girls to be taken as well.
I complimented her on her business innovation and also told her that some places already offer 6 handed massages.
We parted our ways on mutual admiration.
I don't like giving marks to the experience, I guess I was fairly descriptive.
Guys, its a big world out there please explore more and share more, don't run after only one or two places.
Cheers
Which spa is this? Looks interesting. Mind sharing the details
got me thinking recently that i have been behaving in different manners inside with therapists and there are certain traits of my personality which are unseen before even by myself.
thought i would list a few methods here for people who are new and do not know what to say to the therapists and strike a deal.
1. the russian method. as soon as the therapist quotes an absurd rate. make a red face, bring a grumpy expression and loudly say. what! she will think she has insulted your majesty and soon quote a figure which you will like. russians do it often in business and their expression and looking offended usually pitches the other party down to a reasonable figure.
2. the japanese met never forget to take her number while leaving, this builds a ground for your next visit and a sure shot way to go the next step on your next visit.
got me thinking recently that i have been behaving in different manners inside with therapists and there are certain traits of my personality which are unseen before even by myself.
thought i would list a few methods here for people who are new and do not know what to say to the therapists and strike a deal.
1. the russian method. as soon as the therapist quotes an absurd rate. make a red face, bring a grumpy expression and loudly say. what! she will think she has insulted your majesty and soon quote a figure which you will like. russians do it often in business and their expression and looking offended usually pitches the other party down to a reasonable figure.
2. the japanese method. japanese usually confuse you during presentations and keep asking questions in between to break your thought process and the flow. this brings down the party since they have already invested a couple hours and in irritation, they close the deal at whatever the price. so when the therapist is explaining her menu, ask repeated questions (looking innocent of course or she might get pissed) , say sorry, how much for this, how much for that, and can't i have this for that price, she will soon give in to your demands.
3. the british method. british people have a tight upper lip. they take pride in themselves to the extent that they will become silent and will not budge at all while negotiating. so next time when therapist blurts her rates, make a poker face and stare at her like you are the king of britain. stay silent, she will soon ask you sir, don't be angry please. thats the moment. smile and grab her ass and finish the job.
4. the american method. when she quotes 5k for the job, look in her eyes deeply and say. i was thinking it would work out within my budget of 500, its sad that you have exorbitant prices and i would have been happier if you gave me your best services. she will succumb, not to 500 but for 1k for sure. this method requires you to quote an absurdly low figure and make her feel stupid for even asking for 5k.
5. the indian method. when she quotes the rates, grin and say. really? and keep silent and talk about birds and bees and trees, she will get frustrated in some time and will ask you again and you can quote the depth of your pocket. she will succumb in the end, they all do because its quick money and time coming to an end makes them desperate.
6. the loneranger1976 way. as soon as you enter the room, smile at her, greet her and hug her if she allows (most of them do thinking i already know them and they probably are not able to place me in their memory) , lie down without a disposable and act as if you know everything about the extras and that those are included with the massages. make her feel that she isn't doing a favour to you but it is an integral part of her service. fix a price and explore every part of her body, she deserves love too. don't be selfish. and, never forget to take her number while leaving, this builds a ground for your next visit and a sure shot way to go the next step on your next visit.
cheers
really insightful and hilarious. would have liked a french and german method. your report really brought a smile on my face considering most posts made today are nothing but cliche info posted again and again.
Went to Alka's place after reading about it a lot in this forum. Alka herself is pretty. But the girl she gave me Ms. Sh. Was about 30+, kept on rubbing oil on my body for 1 hr in a hurried manner, no extras offered. Surprised, came out disappointed.
Thanks Mate. Happy to know there are similar fellow who some time follow the order of great johney. Sometime journey give you more pleasure then the destination. I found so many options during my exploration.
Even if you were looking in the wrong place (can't tell you on the open forum, but enough pointers exist on the forum if you read carefully) , must commend you on the exemplary exploratory spirit you demonstrated. Reminds me of the day I spent exploring all malls on mgrd to unearth blue led to finally find it (I was looking in the relevant locality) but realising it wasn't to my liking, but having found 3 others to my liking which were not half as much discussed on the forum as blue led was! Moral of the story; unless you walk the mile on the ground instead of only asking for help, you are not going to find the one that suits you. And of course, it is to enterprising foot soldiers like you that we owe the discovery of hidden gems that can prevent over-focus and over-patronage of a few over-pampered spas!
After exploring and taking risks, got actual massage (you can call it KLPD if you wish) from 2 spas recently. Sharing it so that others are informed.
(1) A spa in HK starting with A having 6 letters who have a deal in groupon now.
(2) a spa in MG road metro 2nd floor (O senses). Both were good for massage and clean and hygeinic.
Friends, please share your negative experiences also for mutual info. Also, please share any good mps where good massage is provided at reasonable rates with / without extras.
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