Jakarta

[Turgid]

..................Another tinder one night stand, hijaber bit of an attitude. Anyway, having a chat and she asks me why I haven't learnt the language better. Starts schooling me on how arrogant it was to live here and not learn the language, discussions turns to expat salaries and how its not fair expats earn alot, I can't explain to her that expats exists for a reason. Borderline throwing her out, but the cialis was kicking in, thought I'd actually use some reverse psychology and be nice to her. Once I reached over and kissed her deeply, it was the end of the defensive and her animalistic instincts kicked in. Of course fucked her as hard as I could to teach her a lesson.........

That's showing her. She learnt that if she makes herself obnoxious she'll get taken care of right.

[Smoothy]

There are hundreds of massage places, in the style of Fortune in the outer suburbs that never get a mention on this forum, don't think you have to stick with those mere 10 that get a mention here.

That's my main complaint with this forum the last 10 years or so. The same few places are mentioned over and over and over again. There are hundreds of places in Jakarta!

Back in the old days of the forum, guys used to make a point to only post when they discovered a new place worth sharing. We don't need to hear about Hotel Classic 500 times. We already know about it.

[MasBule]

A few random ramblings of the last few months of mongering activities; Warning long post...

-Tinder is a damn goldmine, I have been on for 3 mths and have 99+ likes. Its got so bad if I have a chat and if they live too far or one word answers -- I just move on. I read somewhere your brain can only properly balance about 5 conversations at any one time. My tips are to have photos of yourself in Jakarta at Jakarta landmarks, eating some street food. What this does is shows that your not a tourist and not prepared to pay for sex (my experience). You'll find alot more genuine girls who just want sex, its still a fact in this city.

-My profile says I am single expat looking for friends for good times, simple but effective. Tagged is equally productive, but easier to start conversations although a few more hookers. Also on the free version and I have 99+ likes, it doesn't take long to stack up if you regularly post on the feed.

-I have 2 alter-ego twitter accounts, one focused on pasturi, specifically MMF. Has been productive, although these have a long burn time and many scams. Most recent was a husband and wife team and after I dropped my load in, the hubby jumped on and did the same. Double seeded. The other is purely a BDSM account and while a younger account it is starting too show some promise. Twitter has lots of hookers but they generally make theiir intent clear. It takes a while to get momentum through adding contacts of contacts.

-Phone top-ups at indo-marts are a great source of girls, they take your number and top it up. If you have a smile and start a chat, then you ask them to add you to whatsap. They generally always do. Game on from there. Usually quiet submissive little javanese hiljabers, especially good hunting in outer areas of Jakarta.

-Current regulars squeezes, 1 one Javanese tiny girl and one christian from Madura (in Jakarta).

-Irregular squeezes are a Chinese lawyer with a great apartment in Kuningham, an executive in an Oil and Gas with her own house and car, my old long time ex-virgin Javanese maid, a freelance PR web design girl from maluku - but not fuzzy wuzzy type and a Chinese executive virgin who just does mutual licking. A lover of non-penetrative soft BDSM.

-Not boasting gents, half of these girls you might not do, got to admit I am lover of great fuck with a girl who is very into it rather than a Chanel carrying instagram working girl who wants me to pay for everything all night. Most of the above stay overnight.

-So far only two have asked for money, no dying uncles yet, but a girl in between jobs and needs cash for rent which she will pay back. Well who cares if she does, so long as she suggest the thought is there. And the PR web freelancer who asked for expenses the next morning, I gave 300 k and she was happy, is 'expenses' the new 'taxi money'? Having said that dinner and a few drinks in an expat bar costs me double what I pay in KI.

-As Gajith mentioned previously go-massage has a high handjob conversion rate. Let the girl in your room, get naked on your bed. That usually signals your intent and it all happens from there. Have also experienced 2 full services as well, of course these aren't free.

Some dodgy experiences include;.

-the frequency of girls coming over on menstruation and not advising prior, guess they just want a free feed and a chat. Think I got to explain the rules more diligently in the future.

-Was planting my seed into a girl missionary style, pretty sure she came and must have had one of those orgasms where the ass contracts. Well I know she didn't shit on my bed, but damn the fart indicated she may had. Hard to keep going after that, but had to take one for the team and finish the job trying to remember if I had any incense left over from my last Bali trip.

-A lovely girl, so sweet, bataknese christian, well every sex there was varying levels of blood. Like all through the month. Dr google suggest that could be a symptom of chlamydia and I know HIV is spread easier with blood. So since then administered a dose of azithromycin and moved on.

-Fornicated with a one night stand from tinder, getting amongst it and found the biggest hemorrhoid I've ever encountered in my life. Big fat pink fucking thing that just turned me off completely, doggy style was abandoned and missionary employed to finished the deed, whilst thinking of a lovely fresh kelapa mudah with rum in it that was to follow.

-Another tinder one night stand, hijaber bit of an attitude. Anyway, having a chat and she asks me why I haven't learnt the language better. Starts schooling me on how arrogant it was to live here and not learn the language, discussions turns to expat salaries and how its not fair expats earn alot, I can't explain to her that expats exists for a reason. Borderline throwing her out, but the cialis was kicking in, thought I'd actually use some reverse psychology and be nice to her. Once I reached over and kissed her deeply, it was the end of the defensive and her animalistic instincts kicked in. Of course fucked her as hard as I could to teach her a lesson.

-Girl from a bar in KI, think ATR as I recall. 2 days on the job straight from the kampung, and it showed, no shower and washing the cock protocol, just undressed straight into blowjob. Well turned out she had the hairiest pussy I've ever experienced. Very unusual for an Indo working girl, add to that hairy legs discovered whilst in missionary position and her legs on my shoulders was an interesting find. Very cute, however I suspect due to peer group pressure she is probably shaved up now.

On the P4P scene. KI is the best value for money and service for a 18-25 yrd old, if you can handle the loud music and chain smoking bapaks, its as easy as it comes. There are hundreds of massage places, in the style of Fortune in the outer suburbs that never get a mention on this forum, don't think you have to stick with those mere 10 that get a mention here.

Some cute stories.

-with one of the regulars, in the morning I went to the shop to get some bread, came back and she was googling how to put a teabags into the coffee machine?

-Another one, I go for my morning exercise, come back and the bed is made, the floor is mopped and my clothes are folded neatly in the corner and eggs are cooking.

-Also some of these girls will catch a ojek, then a train, then another ojek to spend time with you. That's so flattering.

Hope the post was of interest, some good and some bad stories, answering OS request for some variety to the regular dissection of an uninteresting Classic hotel evening.

I'll just end with this; Indo women are some of the nicest humans on the planet, some can be a little hard to connect with initially due to their circumstances. Always be polite, buy them chocolates if you want, treat them well and respect the fact they have probably been through a lot worse in their lives than you ever will. They will return the favour 10 fold.

[Banana Boi]

If you trust your buddy then go for it. Imo you come to SEA often enough so why go to Jakarta when it's Ramadan. Just go to Jakarta on your next SEA trip. You and I would never go to FKK clubs during Orthodox Easter or Christmas / New Year's yet some less experienced FKK guys would say it's great and there are girls there.

FYI going to FKK clubs during the first week of Ramadan was always my favorite time to go to Germany. Took the girls about a week before they figured out the clubs were slow and to go back to Ro until the end of Ramadan.

[Breadman]

Didn't you or someone else recently ask this question? Short answer. Go some other time if possible.

Yes I did but I'm getting conflicting information from a guy who lives in Jakarta (he's not on this site) who says the clubs will be open stating there are lots of catholic girls there as well. So I'm trying to find out if the clubs are actually open or just closed during the day. I just can't imagine a club like Malio completely closing down for an entire month nor girls going without pay for that long as well. I know in Germany the Muslims don't go out until the evening leaving the daytime action relatively open during Ramadan. So the question is still relevant. And if the clubs are open for normal hours and have very few customers that might mean the girls are even more hungry for your business making Ramadan the best time to visit.

[Banana Boi]

What is the state of the brothels (such as Travel, Classic, Malio club etc) during Ramadan? Are they closed down? Limited hours? Is Jakarta worth a visit during Ramadan or should one visit before or after?

Didn't you or someone else recently ask this question? Short answer. Go some other time if possible.

[Offshore Swell]

This will probably not be up to OS's liking as I am not going to be talking about anything but standard types of experiences. .
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OS is of the opinion that exciting times can be had by all in Jakarta and admits in a token of graciousness to his critics that standard can be a subjective matter. Take Walter Mitty for example. Poor Walter, would consider everything about Jakarta as wildly radical. Standard activities for Walter would certainly extend to securing all valuables in the safe on the premise that she might pinch them while OS would consider standard as having a good feel for the young lady whom he had invited home, with a view to building a relationship however short in duration with her.

Another example would be that OS considers wild nights of BB sex in his favourite brothel as standard and is constantly amazed at how much those girls can get so intensely immersed in their activities with OS and how much fun those nights can be. Non Standard, on the other hand, would be the lovely young 20 yo who upon being selected by OS this week, informed him that tonight OS could partake in the pleasure of taking her arse.

OS thought this most generous offer deserved a BO, (Booking Outside) and retired to his hotel with the young lady for a night of laughing, cuddles and conversation. OS was a little tired from all his activities that night so deferred his taking of her arse untill the morning when he woke up with his big thing of the necessary size. Whereupon our most delightful young lady just reached over for the lube, applied it and backed herself onto OS's big thing in the manner promised. OS is firmly of the opinion that some girls are just class acts!.

For the record, OS would consider this young lady as non standard. OS also indicated that next time he would like her to wear a kerudung while he photographically documents how to have a non-standard experience in Jakarta.

Hope that helps and stay tuned folks!

[Breadman]

What is the state of the brothels (such as Travel, Classic, Malio club etc) during Ramadan? Are they closed down? Limited hours? Is Jakarta worth a visit during Ramadan or should one visit before or after?

[Jimmy Boy 99]

You're complaining that the girl insisted on a BBBJ? Did you actually mean CBJ? If you didn't, you're probably the only poster who has ever complained about getting a BBBJ instead of a CBJ.

[Smoothy]

I checked out Starmoon looking for my ATF in Jakarta, former #88 Nanda but she's either no longer working or working very selective hours.

Here are some pictures of her.

[Dirk67]

This will probably not be up to OS's liking as I am not going to be talking about anything but standard types of experiences. .

First, the really bad. I can count on one hand the number of bad experiences I've had in Jakarta, and my experience at Travel was one of them. It may have been due to a couple of mistakes that I made, the first of which is I set out on the late side (close to 1:30 am). My recollection was Classic was open until 3 am, but when I arrived, ground floor said closing at 2 am (and there was little to no talent on the floor) so I left immediately and went up to 5th floor, but they were already closed, and the elevator guy said the same for 2nd floor. So I left and headed to Travel, arriving near 1:45 am. There, I was told they close at 2:30 am, and there were not too many girls around (maybe 10-15) and all looking very bored. Looks like there were different groups wearing uniforms specific to a mms. The ones wearing blue were brought over first, two young and cute things, but I wanted to see more, so I asked for the ones wearing the more flowery tops (who kind of look like airport employees). I decided to go back with the one with better English wearing blue. Big mistake, as she was friendly but not vibing with me whereas her friend who I thought was a little less cute was. She had massive tits but a kind of pudgy body, and one of her boobs had scars. Looked like maybe had baby damage? Anyway, she was very clinical, insisted on BBBJ, kept wiping with mouthwash (in a way that was distracting), and refused DATY or even much playing with her tits. She also gave a lackluster BBBJ and at that point I said I wanted to cancel if she was not ok to continue. She said she was, but the rest of the session was incredibly clinical and she even did the thing where she tried to put me in soft. I mean, I'm not expecting every girl to be enamored with me (and of course she doesn't want to fuck me and is working), but a minimum level of service is expected, and if BBBJ, then it better be made up for in other ways. At the end I tipped only a token amount, and she complained, but when I explained why, she didn't press it, I think she knew she did not deserve more. I guess I'm a hypocrite because while I feel for the girls for their situation, but I am also not ok with getting taken advantage of or given a poor experience.

The other nights I went to New Sariayu and I think this place is my new favorite in that area. All the experiences were very good. I checked out Starmoon looking for my ATF in Jakarta, former #88 Nanda but she's either no longer working or working very selective hours.

Lastly had two very good experiences at the'Heaven Grand Wijaya, it's easy to get to on the MRT and while the facilities and area are only average, I had one of my top 5 experiences here, with a girl who later met me on her day off for a meal and company. I also gave her some "taxi money" (about 50% more than the tip she would have gotten at the spa), and she seemed genuinely surprised, I don't think she was expecting it. The other the'Heaven girl was brand new and spoke almost no English, and while had a very pretty face (#76), and great tits, she was a little bit on the chubbier side. Still was a great session.

Still, I think the Big Durian is the best value, variety, generally GFE, and easiest logistically in all of SE Asia, though I do prefer Bangkok for infrastructure, food, and public transport.

BTW, do any Bahasa speakers know why there are so many businesses named "the'" something, like "the'Cost"? What's the meaning of it?

[Smoothy]

He says Jakarta is more expensive.

That's all I am saying. Don't expect to be getting free lance girls for 300 K in Jakarta.

[Tommy Suharto]

I find this post misleading. I also speak Bahasa Indonesian and I think you should specify that 300 k is NOT the normal rate for any free lancer in Jakarta, not even for locals. Yes, girls are cheaper in the villages, but I don't care anything about the rates for girls in the villages because I do not go there.

That post makes perfect sense to me, maybe you should read better. He says Jakarta is more expensive. The price points he uses as reference are spot on (I also use 300k as a base). It looks to me he is more active in the social circuit, while you refer to highly commercialized establishments / operators.

[Zippos]

This forum sometimes amuses me and sometimes makes me wonder whether it's a a place to share experience, thoughts, ideas and suggestions! I can definitely sense the desperation of some OS who would rather read stories such as how one banged a chick while his buddy watches that penetration so close-up that he might've been very well licking his buddy's ball-sack! Well nothing wrong with that as long as you don't start projecting your deep down dark fantasies on others.

I for the fact, reads all the comments and each post will have some information for everyone including ball-sack fantasy guy who may have sound like Ozzyman's commentary on thick whining accent, LMAO.

End of the day, it's an open forum to discuss and share, whether CIA tricks or Captain Bob got his phone stolen (which I wouldn't even wish for my worst enemy) and every bit of information is valuable to others. As the wise one says "One mans trash is other man's treasure" that includes Ozzyman's review. And then, there is always the Ignore option. Just my two cents to those warriors!

Happy Safe Mongering Brothers.

[Smoothy]

I am pretty familiar with Jakarta and Tinder did worked for me for the last 2-3 years. Whoever I met in Jakarta, never asked me if they can bring a friend to me.

The last time I paid for sex was 3 years back and it was 700 for LT. I would accept that, Jakarta is expensive compared to other places but there are so many girls compared to the mongers. So, you will have good chances of finding a girl for reasonable price. The standard price for short term all over Indonesia (I had been to all 34 provinces and took services from at least 30 provinces) is 300 k.

I speak bahasa Indonesian.

I find this post misleading. I also speak Bahasa Indonesian and I think you should specify that 300 k is NOT the normal rate for any free lancer in Jakarta, not even for locals. Yes, girls are cheaper in the villages, but I don't care anything about the rates for girls in the villages because I do not go there.