Jakarta

[Gonzo Two]

Is it business as usual or are there some disruptions in the scene that a visitor should be aware of?

Hey Gladiator, we really need a sticky on this subject. To summarize:

* Brothels, MPs, most bars: closed for the duration - with a few exceptions (e.g. Hotel Melawai, which has a low-key operation throughout);
* Bars in star-rated hotels: some stay open, but may be operating under some restrictions;
* Many girls go back to their kampungs in the final week or weeks; they also need money for this, so they will be as enthusiastic as you are about circumventing the restrictions - but that may take a little bit of insider knowledge to exploit;
* Many girls who live in Jakarta will carry on through chat sites and so on;

Apart from the clean air and lack of traffic jams, Jakarta is kind of boring and getting anywhere else can be a pain in the arse, with all transport and accommodation booked out months in advance.

[Gladiator]

To what extent is the mongering scene in Jakarta affected by Ramadan?

Is it business as usual or are there some disruptions in the scene that a visitor should be aware of?

[Enak Lezatnya]

Just a quick question for anyone fairly knowledgeable on Jkta attractions. A few years ago, I went to a place I had heard about (south of Kemang maybe? ) that the taxi driver knew well as it is (was? ) famous. Not many bules going there but the well-to-do Indo men go there because the quality is so amazing. ANyway. The reception room was quite nice & I was given a few bahasa magazines with pages marked & girls circled on the marked pages. These were actually the girls available at this place and I picked a real sweetie pie who was just incredible. Expensive for sure but a fantasy come true. I have been away for some time so forgot the name & everything else about it (except her curves! ). ANy info anyone?

Please help me "relive the dream"!

[Gonzo Two]

About having to "pay" for AFF. Well, the site is full of bullshit scams and hard-sell marketing, but I pay exactly $99.95 per year of "silver" membership, and I do it via money-order so that there is no credit-card audit trail and no risk to me of games being played with my card. That's my advice to all of you as well. Plenty of stories of guys who had their credit-cards abused with auto-renewal and so on. So don't go there - buy a money-order and mail it in.

All this talk about non-pros inspired me to update my paying membership of asianeuro.com. Just have to say that while I wouldn't use my credit card directly for ANY online service other than highly reputably ones, PayPal is fairly secure. You won't have issues with auto renewal - not to mention finding yourself up on a sex-offenders list.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/ju...uiry-challenge

[Gonzo Two]

Just went back to Shinta MP, on which I reported - about 5 days ago. Tossing up whether to go with the exceptional good service I had last week with Yani No 40 or to try a new one, just on general principles. The choice was taken out of my hands by the fact that Yani No 40 wasn't in tonight anyway. And so it was Dini No 12. Very cute body, skinny and wiry but good hips and small shapely tits. Not bad, not bad, a good BBBJ, but wouldn't do AR. And it was past nine when I checked in, and she wanted to be on her way back to her kos in Bekasi by ten, so she had her eye on the clock. Still, couldn't really complain, just didn't live up to the standard set by her co-worker last week.

I paid her the standard Rp200K + Rp85K for the room downstairs.

WIR? Probably not with her. Acceptable but unremarkable. I'll keep on working through the list to try to find the top performers ....

[Three Nuts]

This is a reply for Xerus who wrote the "Overdue J report" and a suggestion for all the newcomers.

Don't waste your time and money travelling from a place to another:

From Hotel Travel to TC to Top Gun (you must cross all the city to do it! ), But just relax and look around and you will find sex everywhere.

I was lucky and I found a clean, well educated, healty girl (and of course beautiful) in TC, and if you are patient you can choose inside the girl who is right for you, or you can speak openly to the mamasan asking her what you want and after that you can go to supermarket or looking around, and the mami will make you find, 1 or 2 hours later, the girl with the attitude you asked. Read my previous report about Ratih, I wrote it (I don't remember the day) 1 month ago.

I didn't move from the Kota area for several days, because I was to busy to fuck and rest there. Now I write you two "collateral" experiences I had:

EXPERIENCE N°1=

I was walking in my hotel corridor, when I met another customer, a good looking Chinese woman, around my age (I'm 45 years old). I smiled to her and tryed to start a conversation, but she only spoke Chinese (maybe she wasn't from Indoneia, but another tourist.) and I only spoke english. Terrible lack of communication, but when I said "You like sex? " she understood me. The ward SEX is international and everybody undersand it. She was loughing, and me too, and I proceeded to my room. She followed me even if I didn't ask her to come with me. In the room I tried again to start a conversation, but I was speaking english and she only Chinese: We sat on the bad and, while I was speaking, she began to touch my dick (over the pants); she went on touching me, and I begun to touch her legs (beautiful, not fat, even in a over40's woman). While she was speaking me in in Chinese, I put downo my flag and I showed her, she looked and touched it with curiosity, then I put my hands under her underpants and began to touch her soft bush.

At this point she woke up and left me in the room with my flag outside, as hard as iron. I can't understand why. Was she only interested in looking me (I think that she never seen a white-skinned dick), but not in fucking? Or probably she had her husband waiting for her in the hotel room? Anyway the main problem was language: we coudn't communicate. My flag remained erected for half an hour and I tried to look at her room, but I could' see her anymore. This is what I like: spontaneous and funny sex meeting: we laughed together all the time.

EXPERIENCE n° 2=

In lokasari area I used to go regularly to a restaurant, where a nice waitress (more or less 25) served me every day. I used to go there because the food was good and cheap, and. Of course, when I eat I think about food and not sex. The waitress was kind, helpful, basic english speaking, and I was kind and polite with her. I only gave her a 10% tip on the restaurant bill.

On the last day in Jakarta I politely told her that I was sad because I had to return to Europe, and that I wanted to go again to Indonesia and meet her again. She gave me her e-mail, and I gave her my e-mail. When I rerurned to my country, I just sent her an e-mail to say "goodbye and I'm well". She replyed writing that the nex time she will be happy to meet me again, to inform her in advance, so she will ask for holidays and we will go maybe to Bali together". Unbelieveble! If I only knew before. A girl who can go with you to Bali can do everything else you want! But I don't know when I will return.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Morepoonhound]

I am always entirely honest about my situation and status and while that means I might rule out about fifty percent of potential hook-ups it still leaves a heck of a lot of uncomplicated fun to be had.

As MPH says all it takes is a little bit of gentle effort, chat about this and that, work, family, where you're from that sort of thing, arrange to meet for a coffee (always best to meet in a place like Starbucks in the afternoon, rather than suggesting the lobby of your hotel at 11pm for the initial meeting) and then take it from there, if you're not a complete mouth breathing knuckle dragger and you can hold a reasonable conversation you're already almost certainly there.

As for who you meet, well the short answer is everyone from hard core party girls to demure jilbab wearing students, it's up to you to decide what you are looking for. Personally I find the idea of nailing an average looking "respectable" housewife much more alluring than simply arranging an appointment with an extremely hot looking working girl, but that's just me.

I have several "good-friend" fuck-buddies, who are very open with me about how they chase dick maybe even MORE actively than I hunt for pussy (grin). It's true - some women have sex-drives equally high to many of us poon-hounds, and of course they have the advantage of a pussy to lure us with. But read Dorman's and Gonzo Two's (especially) and 1Ball's posts carefully. According to my horny female friends, 95% or more of the guys playing the online forums behave like trolls, sending "Wanna fuck?" one-liner emails, inviting the women to meet them sight-unseen at a short-time hotel, mailing pictures of their dicks in their first message, and so on.

I mean come on dumb-flucks . . . many of these wanita are pretty much the same women who party in the (non-hooker-bar) clubs. Definitely some of them are up for first-date fucking. But it would seriously [CodeWord140] them off if you walked up to them in a club, and first thing out of your mouth was "I wanna fuck you". Or if to introduce yourself, you unzipped and flashed her your Johnson. You would probably get slapped, or thrown out of the bar by security. Pretty much the same ground-rules apply to hitting on women in on-line networking sites as apply in a club.

Show some respect, have some class, and - my single best tip - convince each woman you go after that it is HER pussy you are interested in and not just "sum pussy". They KNOW we all want pussy (and they are mostly ok with that). But they want to feel pursued and pampered and praised for who they are, not simply that little bit of pink heaven between their legs.

If your game is strictly paying for poon . . . well, then carry on with whatever works for you. I always believe in treating working girls with respect also, but many of them will fuck even a troll who has the right amount of money. (I'm talking troll-behavior, not troll-appearance here) But if you want to pick up a woman from an online site, be nice, be polite and don't, don't, DON'T type emails with one hand while you jerk-off with the other. (grin again)

When you email while wanking, the brain in your little head takes over, and women are seldom impressed (and often offended) by the (maybe sexy to you, but not sexy to them) hard-sell. Be patient . . . good things are often worth waiting for. And I'm talking waiting for a couple of emails back and forth, or a couple of chat sessions, not a couple of physical dates. Many, maybe even most of the women online will fuck on a first date if they think you are interested in THEM, and not only in "sum pussy". Even if that's all you ARE interested in, better not be obvious about it, or you won't get much in the way of free poon.

[FreebieFan]

An excellent report MPH, I too use the internet now to a far greater extent than the bars and for much more rewarding experiences. The great thing is you lay all your essential groundwork from the comfort of your desk over the morning coffee. Like MPH I am always entirely honest about my situation and status and while that means I might rule out about fifty percent of potential hook-ups it still leaves a heck of a lot of uncomplicated fun to be had.

Oddly enough AFF has been my least useful site, I don't know what it was, either they were working girls (and I'm not wasting time and effort on the internet on working girls when I can simply pop into Malioboro and pick one there) or seriously weird (the hysterical report about one particularly notorious girl from about eighteen months ago is well worh checking out, she was a twenty stone nymphomaniac) or else extremely cagey respectable women who seemed to construct ever greater and more complicated strategies to get to meet them.

My best success came with the late lamented "LoveHappens" site, it was pure gold and I still have regular meetings with one or two girls from that even though the site closed over a year ago. Another gold mine is the "IndonesianCupid" site (unlike LoveHappens a pay site) I have done pretty well out of that too but also FaceBook, Tagged (just getting into that is it's shaping up well) and Friendster although the last one has proven to be a little bit disappointing.

As MPH says all it takes is a little bit of gentle effort, chat about this and that, work, family, where you're from that sort of thing, arrange to meet for a coffee (always best to meet in a place like Starbucks in the afternoon, rather than suggesting the lobby of your hotel at 11pm for the initial meeting) and then take it from there, if you're not a complete mouth breathing knuckle dragger and you can hold a reasonable conversation you're already almost certainly there.

As for who you meet, well the short answer is everyone from hard core party girls to demure jilbab wearing students, it's up to you to decide what you are looking for. Personally I find the idea of nailing an average looking "respectable" housewife much more alluring than simply arranging an appointment with an extremely hot looking working girl, but that's just me.

Am with you 100% on this. I just came back from a rtip to Kota Kinabalu ( Sabah) where I met then scored with a charming delightful 23 year old Filipina working in a department store. total cost was US$ 7 for taxi fare. Woke up in each others arms then both got changed to go to work. Thats the way uhuh uhuh I like it.

[Traveler1234]

She is a nice clean honest Balinese woman, divorced with 2 kids. Now that I have trained her to my liking, she gives me the best sex I have ever had.

So that's why room 115 at LL in LOS needs a new fucking mattress

[Dorman]

An excellent report MPH, I too use the internet now to a far greater extent than the bars and for much more rewarding experiences. The great thing is you lay all your essential groundwork from the comfort of your desk over the morning coffee. Like MPH I am always entirely honest about my situation and status and while that means I might rule out about fifty percent of potential hook-ups it still leaves a heck of a lot of uncomplicated fun to be had.

Oddly enough AFF has been my least useful site, I don't know what it was, either they were working girls (and I'm not wasting time and effort on the internet on working girls when I can simply pop into Malioboro and pick one there) or seriously weird (the hysterical report about one particularly notorious girl from about eighteen months ago is well worh checking out, she was a twenty stone nymphomaniac) or else extremely cagey respectable women who seemed to construct ever greater and more complicated strategies to get to meet them.

My best success came with the late lamented "LoveHappens" site, it was pure gold and I still have regular meetings with one or two girls from that even though the site closed over a year ago. Another gold mine is the "IndonesianCupid" site (unlike LoveHappens a pay site) I have done pretty well out of that too but also FaceBook, Tagged (just getting into that is it's shaping up well) and Friendster although the last one has proven to be a little bit disappointing.

As MPH says all it takes is a little bit of gentle effort, chat about this and that, work, family, where you're from that sort of thing, arrange to meet for a coffee (always best to meet in a place like Starbucks in the afternoon, rather than suggesting the lobby of your hotel at 11pm for the initial meeting) and then take it from there, if you're not a complete mouth breathing knuckle dragger and you can hold a reasonable conversation you're already almost certainly there.

As for who you meet, well the short answer is everyone from hard core party girls to demure jilbab wearing students, it's up to you to decide what you are looking for. Personally I find the idea of nailing an average looking "respectable" housewife much more alluring than simply arranging an appointment with an extremely hot looking working girl, but that's just me.

[1Ball]

I met my current through "Asianeuro.com" . we have been together 2 1/2 years. She is a nice clean honest Balinese woman, divorced with 2 kids. Now that I have trained her to my liking, she gives me the best sex I have ever had.

Prior to meeting her, I went through about 15 girls I met online, via the same website. Out of the 15, I probably fucked 12 the first time we met. With some, it involved them coming over, and having a beer, with others it involved dinner.

Excellent site for meeting non pros. But in order to contact girls, you have to pay up for the membership. I don't remember how much it is, but is was not very much.

[Morepoonhound]

You have to give them the opportunity to tell you that they are nice girls who wouldn't contemplate any disgusting free sex activities. Oddly, though, once they've got that off their chests, they usually still don't take more than one or two meetings before they deliver the goods.

You are not the first fellow to comment on the huge amount of fucking to be had from the so-called "mainstream" social networking sites, Gonzo. I like to read the blogs on AFF, and there have been several posts about meeting people on AFF or on Match, Facebook, etc. People who have profiles on at least AFF plus one of the others. And the comments are mostly that even though the profiles are VERY different in style, the dating (and fucking) behavior is pretty similar.

Standard (free) members on AFF can read the blogs. So I recommend a profile called "thedomo" and his blog is called "thebloggo". See his post titled "How to pork Shawn Johnson". Very funny and all about how using the attitude you develop from spending time on AFF can pay huge dividends when you start hitting on women from mainstream sites. Good for a laugh in any case.

[Gonzo Two]

Jakarta poon hounds, what follows is about AFF, so skip this post if you don't have interest in woo'ing freebie fucks..

MPH, interesting post. I never really got into AFF: but I've used another site, asianeuro.com. At first blush, it looks quite different from AFF. Much more about love, romance, marriage, partnership and so on. In actual fact, the difference is probably a lot more marginal than you might think. To be sure, you can't just log on and start asking a girl if she does BBBJ, or something like that. They usually like to talk a bit about French literature first. You have to give them the opportunity to tell you that they are nice girls who wouldn't contemplate any disgusting free sex activities. Oddly, though, once they've got that off their chests, they usually still don't take more than one or two meetings before they deliver the goods.

[Morepoonhound]

Jakarta poon hounds, what follows is about AFF, so skip this post if you don't have interest in woo'ing freebie fucks. I posted this a few minutes ago on the Singapore thread in response to a question. But actually most of my AFF action has been in Jakarta, so I thought anyone considering the freebie-fuck route in Indonesia might like some encouragement. I have had success on my travels with AFF dates in practically every city - Manila, KL, Singapore, HongKong, even Perth (!). But by far my happiest hunting ground has been Jakarta. If you're really keen on this topic, do a search on this thread as a handful of regulars here posted several times about freebie-fucking a year-or-so ago. All the bit that follows below the "___" line is a repeat from the Singapore thread.
____________

Valkyrie and others who wonder about AFF. The bad news is that the "get laid tonight" advertising is pretty much bullshit, unless you choose to hit on obvious working-girls profiles. And there are pro's with profiles up on AFF for sure - most are NOT working girls, so look carefully if you just want to see what you will be paying for from the comfort of your internet connection. Code-words are "seeking generous gentlemen", "looking for sugar-daddy" and the to-the-point "I like sex and money".

But mostly AFF is about fucking freebies, and if you invest time and effort - and if you can string more than one sentence together coherently - then AFF is a target-rich environment with a wonderful pay-off. Much better for lining up regular/repeat fuck-buddies (my preference anyway), as very few females go out of their way to look for one-night-stands. With a pussy, they can score that any night in a bar anyway.

I will spare everyone my bragging - in this post at least (grin) - but if you are prepared to till the soil, plant the seeds, and water your fuck-buddy crop, you can get a serious amount of pussy. The pay-off for me isn't so much that it is free, as it is knowing that these women genuinely love to fuck rather than being clock-watchers letting you bone them only for the money.

I suppose you should forget about AFF if you are out-of-shape or you closely resemble a troll. But I am 50, very fit, happily-married (and honest about that on my AFF profile), only average-looking face . . . and I still bang at least one new AFF sugar every month, while adding the seriously fun fucks to my list of regulars. Some are only averagely-attractive married housewives, but others are in their early 20's to mid-30's and strikingly hot professionals (bankers, teachers, lawyers) who just want something discreet on the side.

The single girls will typically fade in and out as they hook-up with serious relationships, but treat them right and you can still get the odd shag with them. Married women have to be careful too, so sometimes I go a couple of months between repeat dates, but I have fucked several of them regularly for 2-plus years. That's why you want to develop a list of regulars.

About having to "pay" for AFF. Well, the site is full of bullshit scams and hard-sell marketing, but I pay exactly $99.95 per year of "silver" membership, and I do it via money-order so that there is no credit-card audit trail and no risk to me of games being played with my card. That's my advice to all of you as well. Plenty of stories of guys who had their credit-cards abused with auto-renewal and so on. So don't go there - buy a money-order and mail it in.

One more thing - in theory, you can have a "free" membership on AFF. But unless you are built like a Greek-God, have a dick the size of a porn-star, or look like George Clooney, your luck with a free profile will probably be slim to none. For the price of a single short-time hooker in Singapore, it's worth it to me to have a year's paid subscription to chase women who self-qualify themselves as loving to ride the dick. Your mileage may vary (of course).

[Morepoonhound]

Short trip coming up to Bali, contemplating a fly in from Jakarta that I've never met. Trying to weigh up the cost/ benefit stuff - is it cheaper to fly a hot freebie in than take a punt with the tourists on the isle? What if she is a dead lay/ runner? And will she bring her friends? And how many more girls can I nail on balibum?

Hung Man, just my opinion, but there's plenty of downside to flying a woman you have never met into Bali to meet you - especially if you're planning to taste pussy not belonging to her while you are there. No shortage of hot-looking women in Bali - whether professional working-girls, opportunistic semi-pro's, or holidaying Japanese girls on the prowl in pairs. Other flavors of tourists as well of course, but if you've got game, the Japanese holiday-makers are often up for bone-dancing.

The one exception might be if your prospective poon partner is aggressively bi- and enthusiastic about helping you hunt for ****. (grin) One more suggestion though if you have a couple of weeks before you land in Bali - work the social networking sites. AFF is my particular preference - with lots of attractive profiles (including obvious working girls if you are open to paying), but all of Friendster, Faceparty, and even Facebook are ripe with open-minded women who will play if you invest a bit of time on email and chat first. Enjoy Bali - practically paradise.