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  1. #13852

    When two for the price of one is a bad thing.

    Quote Originally Posted by Franga  [View Original Post]
    Here's a good one I thought I would share.

    After the CBJ was over I wanted to apply some lube so I looked down and lo and behold I now had two condoms on my cock!
    Needless to say the session was a complete disaster: no positions allowed and the chick would not open her legs properly to allow full access. Damage 50 Ringgits. No tip LOL!
    I wish Stephen Hawking were still alive so he could answer this mystery of the Universe: why do chicks hook when they can't even take a cock properly? Truly a mystery to me.
    I feel you. Same thing happened during my first visit to ACE late March with a shifty Vietnamese MILF. I was wanting to try out the cool, innovative unique plus condom I had brought, when she whipped out "the world's worst condom". You know what I am talking about. Cheap generic condom thick as an inner tube with novelty color (purple in this case). I tried to explain to her I had something better and whipped out the Unique and put it on (which is innovative for sure, but definitely different). Her eyes got wide and she basically said No, you can't, that won't work or something to that effect. Before I knew it she whipped the purple joykiller on top of the unique. She was in a hurry and you can guess how it went. Like yourself, I have questions about women like that. If they are in a hurry, why must they do things that actually are turn offs, thus prolonging the encounter. The best girls I have been with were the ones where they did their job so well, I had trouble to slow myself down. I'll take 15 minutes of awesome sex over 30 minutes of difficult sex with a girl trying to squeeze an orgasm out of me.

    But back to my point. I wasn't able to cum like that, despite me being in a sex drought. This was my first night in KL and my first night on my trip. I was ready to blow but it wasn't happening. Her pussy was wrecked! I saw the baby damage on her belly, but the real damage was on the inside. She kept reaching down and feeling my cock to see if the condoms were on and at one point she jumped back off my cock, turned on the light and see if I was still wearing the condoms! She thought I had pulled them off! What a turnoff. She was so paranoid and in such a hurry, I pulled off the condoms and demanded she give me a HJ, which she did. Though she didn't even do that well. As mentioned, it had been a while since I had been with a girl of any persuasion and she got a big load of jizz on her which freaked her out (I think the initial barrage hit her in the face but mostly coated her hand). She fled to the shower to wash herself off in the blink of a eye. Totally uncool experience, though I had better luck at ACE the next night.

    After that, she escorted me down, and I explained the bad encounter I'd just had to the local cheongster who had brought me to ACE that evening. He said the girl probably thought the oddball Unique condom was an attempt to drug her. Not an unlikely scenario from his viewpoint as a local. Sexual assault, it seems, is a problem in muslim-majority Malaysia. The Malaysian press doesn't mention it, but other things I 've seen posted on the internet suggest it is a widespread but ignored problem.

  2. #13851
    Quote Originally Posted by Franga  [View Original Post]
    lo and behold I now had two condoms on my cock!

    So I quickly said no and ripped the extra one off. Previously I have had chicks want to use two condoms before and when they do this it I find becomes too thick and you can hardly feel anything.
    Not only do 2 condoms feel bad, they are actually less safe since they're more likely to break. Condoms are designed to rub against skin, not against latex.

    Petaling places are awful, lowest of the low, but still a sight to behold. If you can overcome your natural disgust, there is a certain raw appeal of witnessing sex for sale in such a barebones form, with zero pretense or refinement. Popular girls at busy times sometimes can have a queue of punters lining up for the sloppy seconds (or rather, sevenths). They rinse a bit, the door opens, money is exchanged, the pimp scribbles the mark on her sheet hanging above the door, and the next dick comes in. Occasionally, it's possible to come across some gems and interesting-looking girls (have seen a Banladesh-Australia mix last time). Unfortunately, hygiene levels are abysmal (there's barely running water to wash up afterwards) and the overall environment is too awful to actually enjoy sex in there. For 30-60 RM, you get a time slice of about 10-20 min, depending on the mood of the pimp. They are not at all shy about shouting at punters who take more than a few minutes to get out (and everybody hears everything going on, since plywood partitions don't go up to the ceiling).

    Definitely not for the faint of heart, and the pushy pimps who focus on facilitating turnover (and nothing else) don't make it a good place for people watching either. Unlike, say, Ace, where you can sit unmolested (except by girls asking you to pick them) for as long as you want.

  3. #13850

    One-stop Spa Prodemon Hotel Midah.

    Went there with few friends. Local girl quality average.

    Face range from 5-6.

    Average age: 23-40 plus.

    Local girls.

    Service: 7-8.

  4. #13849

    Lower expectation.

    Quote Originally Posted by Franga  [View Original Post]
    Here's a good one I thought I would share.

    I went to one of the Petaling Street brothels and chose an Indian chick.

    She seemed insistent that she put the condom on which I thought was a bit unusual. I like to put them on myself so that they don't fukc it up like unrolling it before putting it on, or not squeezing the teat to allow space for the cum. Anyway she put it on okay.

    Then she asked if I wanted some sucking. This too was a bit of a surprise so I said okay. She got me to lay back on the bed and then gave some bad covered head where I pretty much did not feel anything. This was in contrast to my last Indonesian chick in a nearby place who gave me some quite stimulatory covered head.

    After the CBJ was over I wanted to apply some lube so I looked down and lo and behold I now had two condoms on my cock!.
    What do you expect from Rm50 cheong. Your expectation should be lowered to some girl don't even take off the top and just let you fuck. Its a one stop center. No service quality to talk about. Its about renting their pussy for 10 minutes.

    Its thrill and experience for anyone who have not try that.

  5. #13848
    Quote Originally Posted by Beno69  [View Original Post]
    For me it's a mistery how a normal man can fuck in Petalig Street....? It's about the same like GB Road in Delhi... this must be some very special People who need this kind of 'Erotic'!
    I second.

    For 50 RM, what could one expect? A cat bath and pampering? It's always possible to find gems digging in a dump, but one should not be surprised to get a fair value for the money paid. There's no free meal for anybody.

    The double condom is a common trick (I would not say "scam") by those women who are used to work mostly with the poor Indian or Bangla workers who patronize those low-end houses. Considered the chance of STDs, and overall the average hygiene, I cannot blame them. It happened to me, although not in Petailing, and I regretted I have ventured in the dump. Lesson learned, move on.

  6. #13847
    Quote Originally Posted by Franga  [View Original Post]

    ...I went to one of the Petaling Street brothels and chose an Indian chick...
    ...why do chicks hook when they can't even take a cock properly? Truly a mystery to me.
    For me it's a mistery how a normal man can fuck in Petalig Street....? It's about the same like GB Road in Delhi... this must be some very special People who need this kind of 'Erotic'!

  7. #13846

    How about this for straight forward.

    Quote Originally Posted by LemonSeng  [View Original Post]
    That seems interesting. Don't seem to have issue going in I guess? Thanks for the info. But anymore that is kinda straight forward?
    You all know what I should write.

    BTW see that box in the top right corner. You could use it for something?

  8. #13845
    Quote Originally Posted by Eszpresszo  [View Original Post]
    I heard from some local Chinese acquaintances about a place called Micasa in Sri Petaling. Its all PRC girls, and it supposed to be very good and not expensive. However, I understand you need to be Chinese to get in or have a Chinese friends take you in there. Definitely not 1 M.

    I had a Chinese acquaintance offer to take me there, but I had another appointment with an OFW I met on Tagged. It ended up bring a mostly wasted evening with an unremarkable pinay who seemed to have little interest in me. Major regret in hindsight.
    That seems interesting. Don't seem to have issue going in I guess? Thanks for the info. But anymore that is kinda straight forward?

  9. #13844

    Sly trick pulled on me today

    Here's a good one I thought I would share.

    I went to one of the Petaling Street brothels and chose an Indian chick.

    She seemed insistent that she put the condom on which I thought was a bit unusual. I like to put them on myself so that they don't fukc it up like unrolling it before putting it on, or not squeezing the teat to allow space for the cum. Anyway she put it on okay.

    Then she asked if I wanted some sucking. This too was a bit of a surprise so I said okay. She got me to lay back on the bed and then gave some bad covered head where I pretty much did not feel anything. This was in contrast to my last Indonesian chick in a nearby place who gave me some quite stimulatory covered head.

    After the CBJ was over I wanted to apply some lube so I looked down and lo and behold I now had two condoms on my cock!

    The sly little biatch had sneakily applied another one while her head was blocking the view in CBJ.

    So I quickly said no and ripped the extra one off. Previously I have had chicks want to use two condoms before and when they do this it I find becomes too thick and you can hardly feel anything.

    Needless to say the session was a complete disaster: no positions allowed and the chick would not open her legs properly to allow full access. Damage 50 Ringgits. No tip LOL!

    I wish Stephen Hawking were still alive so he could answer this mystery of the Universe: why do chicks hook when they can't even take a cock properly? Truly a mystery to me.

  10. #13843
    Quote Originally Posted by LemonSeng  [View Original Post]
    Can't seem to find any decent PRC massage places nowadays. Anywhere Sifus here can intro? Definitely with happy ending will be the best!
    I heard from some local Chinese acquaintances about a place called Micasa in Sri Petaling. Its all PRC girls, and it supposed to be very good and not expensive. However, I understand you need to be Chinese to get in or have a Chinese friends take you in there. Definitely not 1 M.

    I had a Chinese acquaintance offer to take me there, but I had another appointment with an OFW I met on Tagged. It ended up bring a mostly wasted evening with an unremarkable pinay who seemed to have little interest in me. Major regret in hindsight.

  11. #13842

    PRC Massage Parlour.

    Can't seem to find any decent PRC massage places nowadays. Anywhere Sifus here can intro? Definitely with happy ending will be the best!

  12. #13841
    Quote Originally Posted by TakeCareYou  [View Original Post]
    Selected a nice Vietnamese girl cost was 196 ringitt. Nice service and left satisfied. If you go around late afternoon it is never busy and lots of girls to choose from. Enjoy.
    Only 196 MYR? It seems that they have lowered prices since June 2017 when I was quoted 238 MYR for 45 min or 250 MYR for 1 HR.

  13. #13840
    Quote Originally Posted by Deliver  [View Original Post]
    Hi bro, GES stands for?
    If you look in the title line, it says Green Elephant Spa. That is GES.

  14. #13839

    GES stands for?

    Quote Originally Posted by TakeCareYou  [View Original Post]
    Just a quick short report. Visited GES yesterday around 6:00 pm and had a good experience. I was shown to a meeting room and then around 15 girls were introduced to me.

    Selected a nice Vietnamese girl cost was 196 ringitt. Nice service and left satisfied. If you go around late afternoon it is never busy and lots of girls to choose from. Enjoy.
    Hi bro, GES stands for?

  15. #13838

    Green Elephant Spa.

    Just a quick short report. Visited GES yesterday around 6:00 pm and had a good experience. I was shown to a meeting room and then around 15 girls were introduced to me.

    Selected a nice Vietnamese girl cost was 196 ringitt. Nice service and left satisfied. If you go around late afternoon it is never busy and lots of girls to choose from. Enjoy.

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