Medellin Reports

[Hasideas Tao]

Last visit one night I got pulled over by 2 cops on a motorcycle. All 4 of us had to get out of the car, show our I'd and answer questions. They call this a safety check since they had no visible reason to pull us over. Then across the intersection. BAM! SUV hits Hyundai. Or should I say "runs over Hyundai." Police interview over and we were on our way. Just more affirmation that the streets are crazy. I liked having a driver with an SUV last time. To walk or taxi is often a tough debate. P. S. I'm trying to PM Palermo. According to the instructions in FAQs I should be able to but I don't have the option to do so. I'll be in MDE this Monday staying in Pargue Lleras.

But I did have a bit of a scare last night walking home at midnight from lleras. A guy with a machete was fighting with a cartonero, who managed to fend him off with an iron bar. The machete guy then took to following me. I turned at the first street where I knew some armed guards were and went up to wish them a nice evening. The machete guy had already turned down another street, so he probably was harmless, but think I will taxi the 6 blocks home from now on.

[LuckyEddie]

Today she told me she was a bit jealous thinking about me being with her friends. Now that's probably a bit of BS, but that's ok. I enjoy the game.

Or that may have been the truth and the real game was the up front offer of handing you over to her friends. Maybe that was BS just to see what your reaction would be.

Hey, who knows.

[SlamCity7777]

Hello Guys,

I was supposed to be back in the US but got with the MASSIVE snow storm I got to change my flight with no fee and now I get 4 days in Medellin. I have posted 2 reports about my adventures in Bogota.

Abydos is still a GOOD value! $120K for an hour. 12 girls, a few 6's but also a few 8-9's Solid line up.

I chose Alejandra (?) AWFUL massage! AWESOME sex! Classic Paisa look, big fake boobies, fat ass, flat tummy=Rocking Body. Condom BJ. WHAT THE "F"! I can't get away from this! But solid oral skills. She's the kind of girl who turns her head and gives you that "look" when you're in doggie. Ok on top and great flat on her back, very tight and tender, lots of moaning and tit rubbing and would lock her legs around my body and would squeeze and rock with me; GOD I LOVE WHEN GIRLS DO THAT!

Here is the best part of the Report, no BBBJ but she let me blow my load all over her face! $30K tip for facial and 2 rounds. If I knew she was down I would have blasted her face twice! She RAN to the bathroom so fast I could not help but to laugh and laugh and she was all "What the heck you laughing at, but in Spanish" as I stood up to talk to her I banged my head of some bullshit low hanging light fixture. So now she had a good laugh at me. All in all a nice time. I'm going back!

[Cuero99]

And be warned in advance, she is not an all out 'pro'. She told me she was at a mansion party once, thrown by the RL site, and she was appalled. Guys were handing her their cellphones to get her number and she was insulted.

She told me if they had had any class at all and actually talked to her first, she might have been interested.

Two different paisa nonpros I dated last year both had the same exact reaction to their attendance at RL parties and what they saw, disgust. But both kind of accepted that many of their friends played that game. Pro or nonpro these paisas know why we come to Medellin.

Incidentally the second one is desperate for love and a father for her little boy and has now convinced herself that the Italian guy who is coming to visit her soon is her serious boyfriend. Based on her own words to me before she found that guy she knows very well the chances of a guy coming here from abroad for a period to meet her that can pass on the temptations of tapping some extra chucha on the side are small. But men and women have a great capacity for deluding themselves when it comes to sex and relationships when that is in their interest.

I love dating the non and semi pro types, regular job girls and students who just want to have fun and or need a little money to supplement poor wages or support their education. My mindset and approach with so many choices I always let them know respectfully and in fairly short order I am a playa / monger and if they don't like it move on.

In any case nice job Palermo. To me a great time and real deal GFE with a sweet non pro type can be worth easily 5 sessions with an more hard core regular working girl type.

[Hasideas Tao]

Nice report Polermo.

In relation to getting laid in MDE, obviously there are more than a few kinds of women to interact with.

There are many that have it in their mind that they don't want to do it but believe she has no other choice and no amount of money or charm is going to make her like you. Luckily, they are fairly easy to identify but perhaps less easy to walk away from. You just have to do it. IMO personality is the most important feature in any person. Hygene a close second. Haha. No, seriously!

In contrast, I have found that a large population, although not engaged in their ideal profession, want you to have a good time and understand what to do to make that happen. After all, it's really not that difficult to figure out. With these "types," give them a little polite conversation, a playful "prove it to me" attitude and the chemistry has a knack of kicking in big time! If you just exchange #'s without actually interacting, they already know they got you and lose their motivation. Besides! Why would you do that with sooooo many options? You may be a monger but is looking like one at all to your advantage? C'mon guys learn a few extra Spanish verbs and be amazed at how much you can make these girls laugh and how much more fun it is.

I have found this to be true of the MM girls as well as in clubs and Mayorista. Speaking of which, is Mayorista a unique spot in MDE? I thought the sit down, casual atmosphere was fantastic. I heard rumor of someplace similar with lots of bars and clubs in Sabaneta but never ventured out that way. Anybody have info on that?

I have been having 'highly average' experiences with well known girls, so it's nice to be able to post something more positive about my experience in Medellin.

I chatted online with this girl, let's call her 'j', for 2 weeks or more before finally arranging a meeting with her at a coffee shop. Her online photo is spectacular, and odds are you have seen her photo. She's not quite so hot in person, but the photos is real and she has a rack that is second to none. She has a few extra pounds, but she looks good and is a woman, not one of the skinny kids that seem to be everywhere.

We had a great chat and I thought she was looking only for a serious relationship, but she flirted a bit and when I told her I had been with a prepago from the same website she said 'why did you do that? What's wrong with me? ' and I took that to mean she would be open to an arrangement, even though she really wanted a serious relationship.

We made plans to go out to dinner a few days later, but then I met a really great girl so I told 'j' that I had met a girl who I really liked and she wanted me to only see her, and I was going to stick with that.

'j' said: 'ok, but I won't tell anybody if you still want to go out' so then I really saw she was open to some fun. The girl I liked cancelled one date, then another, so I said fuck it and called j.

We just went out and had a nice dinner, a few drinks, during which I mentioned I had a sore neck from the crappy pillows in my apt. She offered a massage.

I asked for the check and off we went.

By the way, she was dressed 'impecable' as she told me she always is. This is not a barrio girl, but she's not a model type either, more like a down to earth girl who has a killer body. She'd probably play in the lingerie football league.

Anyway, that's the best time I have had in Medellin by far. I'm not one for details, but this was a true GFE. She was amazing. At no time did she mention $$, before, during or after. I slipped her a handful of bills as she left. Which she thanked me for without looking at.

I realize this isn't much of a report, but what I am thinking is, if any of you guys are into a real woman, not one of these young kids, I will ask j if she is interested in meeting you. She may or may not be, so no promises.

And be warned in advance, she is not an all out 'pro'. She told me she was at a mansion party once, thrown by the RL site, and she was appalled. Guys were handing her their cellphones to get her number and she was insulted.

She told me if they had had any class at all and actually talked to her first, she might have been interested.

So if you want to see her, you'll need to be a bit more discrete and gentlemanly. Otherwise, forget it, she'll walk out on you, as she told me she had done on several dates. But play your cards right and you will have a fabulous time like I just did.

PM me if interested, and I'll see what I can do. No promises. Or you may already be chatting with her online. At least I can confirm you aren't wasting your time.

[Lima Busy]

Where did you read it? I read a different story here:

http://www.demotix.com/news/258271/m...-en-miraflores

Some gangs settled their score in Lima this morning. The Colombian citizen Sergio Luis Alvarez Acosta was riding his bicycle when he was shot in the back of his head by another cyclist. The killer escaped in a red car that was waiting for him after abandoning the weapon at the crime scene. The victim died a few minutes later in the Good Hope clinique of Miraflores. Lima, Peru. 22/02/2010.

That is a very old story! I actually was walking my dog (when the dude passed me on his bike) and was shot after he turned a corner.

I saw this on the news last night and know a lot of guys who rent apartments on that block. They showed pictures of a 35-45 ish naked guy (in good shape) lying face up by the dining room table.

[Menteng]

Mountain Guy.

Anyone who skips Machu Picchu while in Peru needs to have their head examined. I realize this is a monger board, but that is one of the greatest wonders of the world.

I might be back in MDE in early April. I will post as it gets closer.

Well actually I was in Lima to have my head treated by friends of David33. And skipped Machu Picchu to undergo some of the greatest wonders of life, several times.

[Black Page]

Anybody familiar with the black dude that got killed today?

1. He is from California.

2. Works as a prison guard / or in the jail system.

3. Frequents MDE and Lima 4-5 times a year.

4. Stays in an apartment 791 San Martin

Where did you read it? I read a different story here:

http://www.demotix.com/news/258271/m...-en-miraflores

Some gangs settled their score in Lima this morning. The Colombian citizen Sergio Luis Alvarez Acosta was riding his bicycle when he was shot in the back of his head by another cyclist. The killer escaped in a red car that was waiting for him after abandoning the weapon at the crime scene. The victim died a few minutes later in the Good Hope clinique of Miraflores. Lima, Peru. 22/02/2010.

[MiamiHeatLuver]

Anybody familiar with the black dude that got killed today?

1. He is from California.

2. Works as a prison guard / or in the jail system.

3. Frequents MDE and Lima 4-5 times a year.

4. Stays in an apartment 791 San Martin

I know a guy like this. He frequents CLO, MDE but I'm not sure about Lima. Regardless I have lost touch with him for more than a year. I will email him.

[MiamiHeatLuver]

Anyway, that's the best time I have had in Medellin by far. I'm not one for details, but this was a true GFE. She was amazing. At no time did she mention $$, before, during or after. I slipped her a handful of bills as she left. Which she thanked me for without looking at.

Thanks for sparing us from the PENTHOUSE FORUM Chatter by going through all the Kama Sutra positions, the amount of orgasms you gave her, the amount of leches (6) you had last night and how the portero had to be called on you guys from all of her moaning, like most of the guys on here. Pure chest pounding hyperbole! LOL

[Lima Busy]

Anybody familiar with the black dude that got killed today?

1. He is from California.

2. Works as a prison guard / or in the jail system.

3. Frequents MDE and Lima 4-5 times a year.

4. Stays in an apartment 791 San Martin

[Knowledge]

OK, enough, we get it. Lots of you have visited neighboring countries and Colombian locations beyond the casas. Congratulations, hats off to you all, and we admire you. Can we get back on topic now?

[Aussie Greg]

I skipped it, went down the Rio Napo and Rio Amazon in stead.

Aussie Greg.

Mountain Guy.

Anyone who skips Machu Picchu while in Peru needs to have their head examined. I realize this is a monger board, but that is one of the greatest wonders of the world.

I might be back in MDE in early April. I will post as it gets closer.

[LuckyEddie]

If the purpose of your trip is only sleeping, drinking alcool and mongering, than CTG is too expensive *just for that. You can stay in MDE and limit your walks to the route between hotel and casas.

In all other cases, missing to visit Cartagena would be a real shame. CTG is a wonderful place and the Centro itself is one of the Unesco World Heritage sites. Yes, more expensive, but my suggestions are:

- You can stay in a nice hotel of the Centro, enjoying the atmosphere and still playing at night. I spend 80-100 USD / day for a cozy hotelito, where I do not bring girls. Decent places are available for less.

- You can eat very good food for 50USD in a good restaurant in the Centro (not top notch). Spend less if you are ok with plain food.

- Plan 200k COP for a good girl. Save your money for the girls and do not drink more than 1-2 (but they cost 10k-15k, not so much).

- Avoid to spend your day drinking on Playa Hollywood. It's a waste of time and money (unless you don't want to spend your budget for a good seafood dinner in cocktails and not much more)

I would go to CTG for minimum 3 days. Read my FR on the CTG forum for details about my way of enjoying CTG.

(Just my very personal opinion, of course. Lots of people in this forum will disagree)

Really good advice. I totally agree.

[LuckyEddie]

What are you talking about? He just said that he left the chicas in Lima to go to Machu Picchu. He is a tourist come monger, just like me.

Bandy

If you read it the other way Combo is in agreement with Mountain Guy.

I as well am a tourist come monger and would never travel to the Ramada Inn next to Newark Airport just because there is cheap pussy, sorry.

Going to Cartagena is a great thing to do and I recommend it as there is a variety in places, restuarants and prices and if you need to be on a budget and lay low one or two days there is that option as well.

There seems to be two types of audience here - very budget oriented, not into much else besides cheap pussy, when they were younger the most important part about their vacation was that the hotel had HBO as an option on the cable TV. A lot of these guys discovered cheap putas overseas are not much into anything else.

But there are guys who want to do other things besides make up for lost time and destination that include putas is the icing on the cake.

For me, going to vacation spots that have the puta option is on the same checklist as "beach" has a few "decent restuarants".

I would never go to Medellin on vacation for a week. Beach? No, Good food? No. To me it makes no sense. But I am not on a super tight budget where the only thing that matters to me is some casa ho I can get for 15 bucks. I'm not that desperate. Yet.

Cartagena is nice and for a more quiet backwater but nicer beaches Santa Marta.