Sao Paulo Reports

[Sperto]

Bubba Boy,

Thanks for exercising my humor muscle. I haven't lauged this hard in a long time. Teatro Orion is a must visit next time when in SP to watch that spectacle. I will remember to bring a nose clip.

GK

We're all waiting for some of your enjoyable reports, GK.

Oh! You'll take the high-end and
I'll take the low-end
And I'll be in Rua dos Andrades 69 afore ye.
But me and my GP.
Will never meet again.
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of São Paulo.

[Genghis Khan]

Bubba Boy,

Thanks for exercising my humor muscle. I haven't lauged this hard in a long time. Teatro Orion is a must visit next time when in SP to watch that spectacle. I will remember to bring a nose clip.

GK

[Genghis Khan]

Cartman,

I agree with Bubba Boy, from your posts Kilt seems like your kind of place.

GK

[Ricker]

. So tomorrow night (Friday) I have to choose between a haul to Connections (which I hear is lame on Fridays until late) or places on Rua Augusta. Suggestions?

-Cartman

Well, myself, I'd finally forget about the over-priced clip joints, and head down to Augusta.

I'd take the metro to Republica stop, save on the big taxi cost.

There's a churrascaria right off the Rebublica station, across the street from Paqrue Republica, next to Habibs.

Nothing fancy, but pretty good food and about 18R. Yep, I said 18R. You don't have to over-pay in SP either.

From there, hang a left out of the restaurant, about a block or so, hang another left on Sao Luis.

A block or 2 up Sao Luis you'll see little outdoor cafes, music playing, people dancing, outdoor stuff (on Fri and Sat).

Nice to girl watch / meet (non-pro) and have a cerveja maybe.

Ok. After 9pm, and better after 10-1030pm, continue up Sao Luis to the traffic light and yep, you'll run into Augusta.

Hang a right and you're on your way to some way less expensive clubs but with girls just as pretty and sometimes better than the over-priced tourist traps.

As Bubba posted earlier, you'll find on Rua Nestor Pestana (which is a few blocks up Augusta on your right) , a couple good boates.

My Love is one of 'them. It is hit and miss, however, costs ZERO to enter, and they'll let ya hang out for 10 minutes or so before buying anything. Check out the garotas. Can find some cuties there.

Ask for the waiter, Hugo. Great guy!

Again as Bubba posted, you can go across the street to the Kilt, see his post for particulars there.

Now, if you continue up Augusta a bit, you'll start running into boates.
I like 2 of them.

Maison is one. The doorman Garcia is a good guy, speaks english, espanol and portuguese.
7 or 10R to get into, your choice, for 1 or 2 drinks.
Also, some cuties can be found here at times. About 100R for 1 hour in-house, incl room or 50R to the club to take them out and you negotiate, easily 150-200R for all night.

Casaro is the other. Enter between 11 and midnite, can get crowded after that. 10R entrance, includes 2 drinks.
There are some really hot garotas here at times. I met one in particular recently, from Florianopolis, beautiful, natural, better than any high priced garota I've ever seen.
In house fun for between 120R to 180R including room, depending on negotiating skill.
Great place to make contacts for future encounters.
No rip offs by the club. Good people.

That's my recommendation. Nothing fancy, but good fun and one can easily find some nice girls ... or you can throw away money at higher priced clubs with garotas que tem bucetas de ouro

[Bubba Boy]

Kilt opens around 9pm, if you want to kill a couple of hours on the way. The Orion Teatro is just near Republica Metro. R$10 entrance. It is a nice enough Teatro that has live strip shows pretty much constantly during the day up until early evening. When the girls finish they then rotate to the seats asking if you want to take them up the rooms. It is a bit sleazy, but some of the woman are ok, nothing wrong with Sleazy women as long as they are Hot Sleazy Women!

The show in itself if worth seeing if just to watch the goings on of the local audience. The girls do a little strip and then when they arrive at the edge of the stage all the Brazilian guys get up, rush to the front of the stage and grope as much flesh as they can in the 30 seconds that the stripper stays there. She then retreats to the back of the stage and the guys take their seats again until she reappears at the front of the stage after a few minutes. Then they get up, rush to the front and grope away. Pavlov's dog experiment in action.

I always go here when in Sao Paulo as it is cheap and it kills a couple of hours. Never done a chic there but wanted to once. Was chatting to a hot little Morena after her show and was "definitely interested" into taking her to the room. Didn't do it because her bad breath could have killed a horse. At 10 paces. Just couldn't get around that.

http://www.teatroorion.com.br/ Rua Auroa 753

At night, like after 10pm this area gets really seedy real fast. Up near Kilt I find is safe, down here after Midnight, not recommended!

[Bubba Boy]

Get the metro down to the Rua Nestor Pestana clubs. Try out Mylove and then cross the road and check out Kilt. There are a few clubs all within 100 yards. Last time I was at Kilt you could drag the girl up stairs and do them in the little rooms that just had curtains for doors and sides from memory. You can of course take them off premises as well but they quote R$100 more. I love drinking at the Kilt bar as a the girls do shows literally on top of your drinks. They used to have swings and stuff that they would hang off as well. One of the best bangs I have ever had in Brazil was with a chic that almost sat on my beer! Stunning Morena!

Current prices from gdpguinet

Entrance- R$50.00 (inlcudes a drink or 2 from memory)

Bar Fine- R$50.00 (i drink for her to take her out)

Girl quote- R$250 to R$300

Bar Kilt. rua nestor pestana 266, Sao Paulo 01303010 10 minute from Metro Republica

http://www.kiltshows.com.br

[Eric Cartman]

For the record, the CORRECT address for Eu E Ela is

Rua Pires da Mota. 494.

Aclimacao.

SP,

011-3209-2756.

www.eueelas.com.br

It is NOT really findable in Google. And R. Pires da Mota 414 (address given below) is a PRIMARY SCHOOL down the block which, at 10pm, is COMPLETELY DEAD. So thankfully my buddy called his buddy in NYC who gave us the right address as we were standing there on the sidewalk.

Eu E Ela is in a modern building right at the intersection of Pires da Mota and Av. Aclimacao. It's not got very good signage but it has valet type dudes out in front.

Entrada is R$69 and gets jacked up to R$99 I believe during peak hours. However, TAKE NOTE, peak hours are basically 6pm. 9pm. We got there at 10. 30pm and the place was DEAD. Like 4 cheap Mexican working girls hanging around. Now, the facilities appear pretty nice and modern, but basically all the girls clear out by 10pm according to the server and the counter guy. So I had a R$69 bottle of water (e. G, my entrance fee, which was consumption) and left. I did receive a rarely-seen R$1 bill (not coin) as part of my change so I guess that's something.

At that point, without much hope left, we headed to Scandallo which was the closest place expected to suck the least. Scandallo at night looks like a cross between a fortress and a cruise ship. It's this big solid building the might be a hotel or a sports club, palm trees, lights, annoying valets. Very high airport-security to get in. Wand you down, let you through a door 1 at a time. Have to give I'd and get a card downstairs, then go 1 FLIGHT up in an elevator that they let 4 people on at a time. Another annoying doorman. It's all about access control and creating the illusion of exclusivity. That is, FUCKING ANNOYING.

Upstairs, there is a big cashier counter, a restaurant area, and a trendy big disco area with a bar down one side, a stage, and booths on the other. I would say slightly. Ever so slightly. Hotter girls than Bomboa, in a bigger area with louder noises. Ridiculous drink prices again. Turns out R$100 of your R$150 entrada can go to consumption, as far as I could tell. Then they somehow tag you with another R$50 "Entrada Festa" cost if you go over the R$100. I tried to get an explanation but it was too loud to understand well.

Lots of fake titties on display but still fatter chicks, older chicks, skanks. Nothing to really get excited about. And a TON of douchebag guys and older guys and Asian guys. Not judging, just reporting. I couldn't bring myself to ask a girl about pricing because I could just tell I'd get so angry when she quoted me R$600 or some dumbass thing. Not clear if they have rooms on site either.

Did see some older Asian guy pick a fight with a huge Black bouncer. Which he promptly lost as they dragged him out and started beating the crap out of him. LOL. Drinking makes people stupid.

Left sort of annoyed, more so by the R$40 cab to Eu e Ela and the R$42 cab back to my hotel. Sao Paulo is lame for getting around.

So tomorrow night (Friday) I have to choose between a haul to Connections (which I hear is lame on Fridays until late) or places on Rua Augusta. Suggestions?

-Cartman

[Voyajer1]

The price tipically includes the full service the girl provides and massage, typically 2 nuts and a rubdown or so for nearly all of these clinica / massage places. No tip is usually given, but a small token will get you remembered if you are a regular, But if you visit infrequently don't bother, pay at the door for service rendered. Allure is really busy though, so if you have someone in mind you may want to call ahead.

Quick question, how do the Clinicas work? Is it like the US where you pay the massage and then tip the girl extra like by placing money in envelope or on night table? If so, what is expected tip amount? Or is it like Thailand / Philippines where one price includes full service and girl might ask for small tip at end?

Am thinking of Clinica Allure which is why I am asking. Is it a nice setting and any extras, I. E. Sauna or hot tub or just simple showers?

Also, will be in SP for first time this weekend. Busy Friday and Saturday but can meet anytime Sunday until night for beer, exchange info, be wingman or consider a girl anyone recommends.

69

[Sixtynine]

Quick question, how do the Clinicas work? Is it like the US where you pay the massage and then tip the girl extra like by placing money in envelope or on night table? If so, what is expected tip amount? Or is it like Thailand/Philippines where one price includes full service and girl might ask for small tip at end?

Am thinking of Clinica Allure which is why I am asking. Is it a nice setting and any extras, I. E. Sauna or hot tub or just simple showers?

Also, will be in SP for first time this weekend. Busy Friday and Saturday but can meet anytime Sunday until night for beer, exchange info, be wingman or consider a girl anyone recommends.

69

[Sui Generis]

Perusing the Internet I found this article coming from a Brazilian newspaper in São José do Rio Preto (which is a middle size town located in the North-East of the state of São Paulo).

http://www.regiaonoroeste.com/portal...s.php?id=29854

Here is my (rough) translation of the article:

A WOMAN SPREAD POISON IN HER VAGINA IN ORDER TO KILL HER HUSBAND DURING CUNILINGUS

Last week, an unusual occurrence was recorded in Rio Preto's 4th Police District. It concerns an investigation for attempted murder. What is unusual about this story is the nature of the complaint: a man went to a cop and told him that after a fight with his wife she put a toxic product in her vagina and ask him to perform cunilingus on her.

Nimble, the husband smelled the product before tasting the poison and he became suspicious of the intention of the wicked woman. The complaint was recorded by the police officer Walter Colacino Jr, who. Given the unusual version. Ordered an investigation of the details of the affair before taking any action.

From now on, I'll never have sex after a fight with my Brazilian girlfriend.

[Genghis Khan]

I have contact directly now, so no need to check SG. They are currently not working.

GK

[Sui Generis]

Bring your umbrella. Ubatuba is called in Brasil "Uba-chuva".

Thanks Prosal.

Yes, I know.

But I'm going there to write (I have a sabbatical leave at the university where I teach). I wouldn't be able to do this here at home and neither in Sampa (where there is also too much distraction).

[QuackUp]

Unfortunately, I was only in S / P for only two nights. I usually check gpuia. Net, so if I hear anything, I will let you know. One thing for sure, everytime I look at the revista magazine adds, there are at least a couple of new clubs opening up. I wouldn't be surprised if he is at one of them.

Q

[Genghis Khan]

Thanks Sui Generis,

Concerning Bahamas I think it can be considered with a fairly big certainty that you were right. No way will Bahamas reopen.

GK

[Prosal]

before going to the litoral (probably Ubatuba)

Bring your umbrella. Ubatuba is called in Brasil "Uba-chuva".