Medellin Reports

**Guidoguido** · 05-14-11 01:10

Having been to the "ceebees" many times over the years and knowing the owners and the clients and the. Pu. Pu. Pu. Providers- there is only one possible name for a bar in any casablanca anywhere in the world, but this one muy especial- PRICK'S CAFE

**John Gault** · 05-14-11 00:47

Originally Posted by Ricker [View Original Post]

Well I'm just off the phone with Medellin Bob, here's the scoop from his what he tells me.

The new litle club will be meant to be a place to come pick up freelancers, like a mini-LDV, just with earlier operating hours, and will feature a bar and a place to get some light meals.

He tells me the place will not be for Colombianos per se, but for gringos really and Colombianos that pay the admission can of course enter.

Gringos staying at the CB1 and 2 admission free and the general public will pay an admission to keep out the gawkers who come only to nurture a beer for 4 hours and watch the chicas only.

He's thinking 40-50K peso entrance for general public, but undecided still.

Still waiting for word for the license, maybe opening in a couple or few weeks.

Last time I was in LDV there was no admission charge and I don't think they had a gawker problem.

Of course I am a firm believer in capitalism, so it may work out. Also a good reason to stay at CB1 or 2, as that gives you a free pass.

Myself I will have to sit my butt at a table in Mayorista and drink my 2K beer while I am looking for the fabled diamond in the rough for 30K.

No matter what a lot of ISG members have been looking for a place like LDV in MDE. I must admit I hope it works out so at least we will stop getting the {Is there a place like Help or LDV in MDE.

**Frank Casio** · 05-14-11 00:09

Hey guys, I don't think 40-50k pesos will work. I was going to do something like that on the Terrace at My Place for $10 (20, 000cop) cover charge, bring your own boose and the girls would be there, I think that was reasonable. But 40-50k pesos, I don't think you'll have too many takers, not even me. You pay 15-20k pesos cover at Fase ll and San Diego Grill and you get to see a whole lot of "naked" pussy dancing around. Why pay more to see a bunch of clothed ladies that will probably charge more than Fase ll and San Diego Grill. You guys are going to have to be more reasonable if you want it to work and not be just another Dead End Club like The Dollhouse. But that's just my humble opinion.

Frank Casio!

Originally Posted by Ricker [View Original Post]

Well I'm just off the phone with Medellin Bob, here's the scoop from his what he tells me.

The new litle club will be meant to be a place to come pick up freelancers, like a mini-LDV, just with earlier operating hours, and will feature a bar and a place to get some light meals.

He tells me the place will not be for Colombianos per se, but for gringos really and Colombianos that pay the admission can of course enter.

Gringos staying at the CB1 and 2 admission free and the general public will pay an admission to keep out the gawkers who come only to nurture a beer for 4 hours and watch the chicas only.

He's thinking 40-50K peso entrance for general public, but undecided still.

Still waiting for word for the license, maybe opening in a couple or few weeks.

**Parchment10** · 05-13-11 23:06

CLUB MED. Wooooo.

**Ricker** · 05-13-11 20:12

Originally Posted by Aussie Greg [View Original Post]

Guys, Medellin Bob has a new baby! Not the screaming and shitty pants type.

He's starting up a new bar here in Medellin and it's going to be in the garage at Hotel Casa Blanca Medellin 1.

He's working on the paper work now, designs and if Marcy takes up the position, she will be the bar manager.

We hope that the bar will be able to extend out the front of the garage a few meters and out one side and even maybe through the back wall to the swimming pool.

The hours of operation will probley be 2. 00pm to 11. 00pm and be open to all persons, not only the guests of CB 1 and 2, even Colombians.

Features of the bar.

* All sports recieved here in Colombia will be on show.

* Hooters type waitresses but a little in tune with a different theme and decor!

* Aussie Gregs famous "aussie meat pies" and Aunty Kates famous "apple pies with vanilla ice cream" and "aussie steak with peas, gravy and mashed potatoes, also food from over the world, maybe even Big Bad Boyds "chicken fajitas".

Medellin Bob has asked me to start a compertion for the name of the new bar so we are starting with the following.

How about a week's free accommodation for the winner?

Aussie Greg "The Slaughter House" "El Matadero"

D Bandy "Private Paradise" "Paraiso Privado"

Hector the driver "The Cave" "La Cueva"

You don't have to be a guests of CB to enter the compertion, I carnt win but I'm still putting my name forward.

Aussie Greg.

Well I'm just off the phone with Medellin Bob, here's the scoop from his what he tells me.

The new litle club will be meant to be a place to come pick up freelancers, like a mini-LDV, just with earlier operating hours, and will feature a bar and a place to get some light meals.

He tells me the place will not be for Colombianos per se, but for gringos really and Colombianos that pay the admission can of course enter.

Gringos staying at the CB1 and 2 admission free and the general public will pay an admission to keep out the gawkers who come only to nurture a beer for 4 hours and watch the chicas only.

He's thinking 40-50K peso entrance for general public, but undecided still.

Still waiting for word for the license, maybe opening in a couple or few weeks.

**Lmarcone** · 05-13-11 20:10

Originally Posted by Hillbilly69 [View Original Post]

I have too much time on my hands.

The Back Door garage.

Porky's

Hard Cock Cafe. With a Rooster as a Logo LOL.

El Perdido Gringo

Something with "gallo" meaning rooster but play-on-words for "cock":

"Pico de Gallo"- LOL.

"La Fonda (or Rancho) del Gallo"

"El Gallo (or Pollo) Loco"

How about "Listo el Pollo"? An reference to P4P to that saying. IMO.

Here's a good one (and accurate) : "El Pátio"

**Hillbilly69** · 05-13-11 19:12

I have too much time on my hands.

The Back Door garage.

Porky's

Hard Cock Cafe. With a Rooster as a Logo LOL.

El Perdido Gringo

**MiamiHeatLuver** · 05-13-11 19:08

Esta medio gordita pero chupa chevere eso en 4 no se ve!

Nice name for a bar!

**Hillbilly69** · 05-13-11 18:53

Cerbasa ee Tetas.

Cerbasa ee Puta.

Bob's barber Shop and Spa [ to keep up with the boutique thing! LOL]

Gringo con Dinero.

Montanas ee Tetas.

Tetas ee Gringos

**Lmarcone** · 05-13-11 18:26

Originally Posted by John Gault [View Original Post]

Field of dreams

If we're going non-original, how about "Blackbeard's"?

Does well enough in Costambar, D. R.

**John Gault** · 05-13-11 18:02

Field of dreams

**Ricker** · 05-13-11 18:01

Originally Posted by Aussie Greg [View Original Post]

Guys, Medellin Bob has a new baby! .

He's starting up a new bar here in Medellin and it's going to be in the garage at Hotel Casa Blanca Medellin 1.

Medellin Bob has asked me to start a compertion for the name of the new bar so we are starting with the following.

How about a week's free accommodation for the winner?

Aussie Greg "The Slaughter House" "El Matadero"

D Bandy "Private Paradise" "Paraiso Privado"

Hector the driver "The Cave" "La Cueva"

Aussie Greg.

Well, IMO your suggested name "Slaughter House" may sub-consciously bring back too many bad memories of the Medellin of old,

"Private Paradise" may suggest the place is private and not open to the general public.

"The Cave" by Hector sounds cool, but maybe personalize it to fit more with where it is housed (beneath the CB1) , perhaps:

1."la Cueva Blanca"

2."la Cuevita Blanca"

3."tu Cueva Blanca"

3."la Casita Blanca"

Anyway, got to give kudos to Hector for the "Cueva" idea in the first place, I kind of like it, just spice it up a bit maybe.

**Mr Gogo** · 05-13-11 08:36

Originally Posted by Kute Guy [View Original Post]

Just back from a few days in Medellin. Its a gorgeous city and the women are truly stunning. Truly.

Initially stayed at the Mansion. It was good to have a hand on the shoulder for a few days. The girls at the mansion were stunning and there were loads of them in the afternoon.

Most of the action I had was in the Casas in centro. It was too easy. The girls are VERY friendly. Altogether I think I had five. One each from Geisha, New Life, Barcelona, Sexi, and Bell Suite.

Sexi and Geisha have moved. Sexi is a couple of doors further away if you are walking from Prado; and Geisha is a little closer to Prado metro than before (there is a youtube video on it).

I am pretty much into vanilla stuff. So went for 30 mins each time. Prices ranged from 30-35k COP. I only had one girl with whom I just could not get it on. She was too mechanical with no interest at in giving good service.

Definitely the best mongering location I have been too. Just wish there was more reasonably priced casa action in El Poblado. Also I found there isn't much to do in Medellin after a couple of days. It can get quite boring.

Good report, thanks for posting. As far as your comment about Medellin being boring after a couple days I don't concur. If you just do the mansion and casas you have limited yourself. My Spanish is pretty good (good vocab but working on structure) and I've learned that there are alot of venues during the day if you don't take the mongerers approach.

Medellin is not a city where you make eye contact and you're fucking thirty minutes later. You have to be more coy and respect you're surroundings. What I mean is go to Sante Fe Mall, shop, eat and hang out. You can also ride the Metro to San Antonio and walk around the bazarr (its like a big flee market). But its best to act like a normal tourist not looking for pussy. But please try to blend in, no flip flops and tank tops.

One time I was eating at the food court (Sante Fee mall) by myself, enjoying the views of the city. Pussy was the furthest thing from my mind. There were these two ladies one older, one younger, both gorgeous sitting in front of me. They didn't care about me and I didn't care about them. Thats how lost I was in the scenery. Well they were taking pictures of each other which made me pay attention. I asked if they would like me to take pictures with their camera of them. That was my in. The Daughter was visiting the mother from NY and spoke great English. I played the first time tourist role and we hit it off. They gave me their number and invited me for a Colombian dinner. My stupid ass didn't call because I was hooked on this chick that worked at San Diego Grill.

My point is you have to drop the mongerer, I'm at the mansion, I don't need to know Spanish attitude, and venture out as a normal tourist to enjoy the non sexual benefits of Medellin.

Good luck.

**Aussie Greg** · 05-13-11 00:17

A babies play pen or cattle stock yard "El Corral"

and or a dairy !! "La Lecheria"

**TweedleD** · 05-12-11 19:55

Originally Posted by Aussie Greg [View Original Post]

Guys, Medellin Bob has a new baby! Not the screaming and shitty pants type.

He's starting up a new bar here in Medellin and it's going to be in the garage at Hotel Casa Blanca Medellin 1.

He's working on the paper work now, designs and if Marcy takes up the position, she will be the bar manager.

We hope that the bar will be able to extend out the front of the garage a few meters and out one side and even maybe through the back wall to the swimming pool.

The hours of operation will probley be 2. 00pm to 11. 00pm and be open to all persons, not only the guests of CB 1 and 2, even Colombians.

Features of the bar.

* All sports recieved here in Colombia will be on show.

* Hooters type waitresses but a little in tune with a different theme and decor!

* Aussie Gregs famous "aussie meat pies" and Aunty Kates famous "apple pies with vanilla ice cream" and "aussie steak with peas, gravy and mashed potatoes, also food from over the world, maybe even Big Bad Boyds "chicken fajitas".

Medellin Bob has asked me to start a compertion for the name of the new bar so we are starting with the following.

How about a week's free accommodation for the winner?

Aussie Greg "The Slaughter House" "El Matadero"

D Bandy "Private Paradise" "Paraiso Privado"

Hector the driver "The Cave" "La Cueva"

You don't have to be a guests of CB to enter the compertion, I carnt win but I'm still putting my name forward.

Aussie Greg.

Good to see you guys maintaining a low profile! You got a projected opening date? I think you should call it "The Firehouse" cause I'm sure somebody is going to get hosed.