Bangkok Reports

[Luvpuss]

Pl don't call him "dreams". The real one is. Me. Hopefully, more credible.

OK, sorry man.

[James 006]

There are many fish balls in BK and I have been in many of them. Last time I was in BK, I was in a few bigg places, that was far from Sukomwit area. It was almost entirely Asian customers there. And the prices were relatively low. Does anyone have any favorite places where there are beautiful women on an equal footing with the more expensive places?

I am also very interested in Eastern European women. Does anyone have any phone numbers, and locations where these ladies is to share with me?

I am also interested in how EE ladies do business around the Pathaya.

[Dreams]

No doubt he is the same dude who posts ridiculous questions on another site. He has at least 3 accounts there.

Pl don't call him "dreams". The real one is. Me. Hopefully, more credible.

[Syzygies]

Bar-fined a mature girl (clearly over 20) N1 in Sheba's (Soi Cowboy) , but the one with the hottest body below the waist (tits only A). Also enjoyed the shows (lesbian, oil, soap suds, etc.) and a very young looking one was the best dancer and quite cute, so bought her a drink or two also. Turned out both girls were close friends. N1 urged me to take the young one N2 also. Found out N2 was 18. I was given a guarantee that N2 was a fantastically good fuck. N1 and N2 had been together before. Eventually I agreed.

Wasn't disappointed. N2 had a slightly bigger build than N1 and perfect sized pussy for me. She relaxed and opended very wide. Both responded well to DATY but N2 may have faked it seeming to come rather too quick. Extremely enjoyable session. Its hard to beat the feeling of screwing one girl while the other is licking your balls, or BBBJ with same time ball-licking.

For duos, pick girls not too shy and interact with each other well, e. G. Lesbian show performers that also dance well are best bets.

I use N1 and N2 because most Thai girl names start with N. Nit, Noi, Nok, Ning, Noot, Nut, Nat, Nong, Nuan, Nan, Naam, Noon, Nom, etc.

[Jed Wordsmith]

Thanks for your interesting and often funny (!) insights. First trip, first lessons. Some useful, some not.

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1) At the airport go to the top floor and catch a taxi that has just dropped someone off. Don't go with the first guy who is out of his cab barking for riders. Find one where the people are just getting out. Don't get in the cab, but tell the driver where you want to go, and say "meter?" Only take a meter taxi. Once underway, the driver will ask you,"motorway?" Say yes, as it's quicker (+ 70 baht). If you arrive in the later evening and are heading for Sukhumvit you can skip the motorway to save on the toll. The non-motorway trip to lower Sukhumvit should only cost +- 200 baht.

Another airport taxi tip: if you take the expressway in to Bangkok, check the meter as the cab reaches the *first* toll booth. The fare should read around 141 Baht. (Sometimes 139 or 143 but rarely). If it's anything more than 141, the meter is rigged. Remember the distance is exactly the same every time, so the fare should be the same. Many of the taxis that work the 'official' taxi rank on the ground floor seem to have rigged meters these days. It's usually only +10% or 20% so most arriving passengers wouldn't notice.

[Luvpuss]

No doubt he is the same dude who posts ridiculous questions on another site. He has at least 3 accounts there.

[Mouse1]

Hi,

I'll be next month in BKK for my first ime after having been many times in Cambodia.

Can you advise me wich is the right price for having fun with ladies in BKK? How much for ST and LT?

Thank you guys

I was surprised that someone with 26 posts was asking such a dumb question.

Then I looked at your other 25 posts. Now I understand.

My advice is to contribute a little and you will get a better response (even for dumb questions).

[Dreams1973]

Hi,

I'll be next month in BKK for my first ime after having been many times in Cambodia.

Can you advise me wich is the right price for having fun with ladies in BKK? How much for ST and LT?

Thank you guys

[Syzygies]

Thanks for your interesting and often funny (!) insights. First trip, first lessons. Some useful, some not.

Bangkok warmly welcomes people who throw money around with open arms. You seem to catch on quickly, but you're on a fairly steep learning curve if you've previously not been to the City of Angels. No worries, though, as it's only (your) money. By your 5th or 6th trip you may want to save a few baht. It's part of the Thai game to be smart with your money.

Without getting into the minutia of your trip report, I will say that your take on Bangkok taxis is not quite right. However, it takes more than one trip to figure this out, and a knowledge of the cityscape and speaking a little Thai helps a lot. There are many more accurate tips on Bangkok taxis on this forum, unfortunately they are not that easy to find. For example:

1) At the airport go to the top floor and catch a taxi that has just dropped someone off. Don't go with the first guy who is out of his cab barking for riders. Find one where the people are just getting out. Don't get in the cab, but tell the driver where you want to go, and say "meter?" Only take a meter taxi. Once underway, the driver will ask you,"motorway?" Say yes, as it's quicker (+ 70 baht). If you arrive in the later evening and are heading for Sukhumvit you can skip the motorway to save on the toll. The non-motorway trip to lower Sukhumvit should only cost +- 200 baht.

2) Never take a taxi that is parked outside a hotel or attraction. These are the ones that charge more and often scam people.

3) Always ask "meter," before you get in a taxi? It is quite rare that a driver will purposely get stalled in traffic, or drive around, to add to the cost.

There's a lot more that I could add, but part of the fun of visiting Bangkok is figuring it all out.

Did you go to Pattaya? Chok dee! .

Very good tips from the very experienced Fon Tok. One of those is amazingly important. Never waste your time talking to a taxi driver that has possibly been parked for some time. It is always going to go badly, virtually without exception. These drivers are rip off guys. I am sometimes amazed to see a Thai person actually ask them (and get knocked back of course). I don't bother to speak to them at all. Often they are looking only for certain destinations or shoppers and will always cost too much. Always grab a taxi just passing or just arrived dropping off other customers, as Fon Tok says! This applies to almost anywhere you catch a taxi, e.g. outside hotels, discos, bars, etc. Same applies to Tuk Tuks, however mostly forget about Tuk Tuks altogether. Only motorcycle rides should be taken from the standard parked area.

I too have experienced the very occasional circumnavigation of Bangkok with an extremely indirect route using fast flowing freeways, even though I speak Thai, and was carrying GPS and knew the correct route well. Everyone gets burned sometime. I was too busy chatting to the girl to pay attention to the route at first.

[Siam Dreamer]

high hips to waist ratio with nice "gap"

I also look for that "feature" on a woman. A lot of guys don't notice it or it does nothing for them. But it's nice feature I love to see on the ladies also.

Thank you for the report.

[Orange Crust]

Last taxi comment from me. I'm often amazed of scams, and one of the best I saw was a taxi at BKK arrivals. So I get through the line and I get a taxi assigned. Everything is on the up and up you know marked cab from the right cue. Anyways, I get loaded and confirm destination. His meter was blank, almost like no power. So we start to move, and the meter is still dark. I begin to insist on meter but cabbie ignoring me. So he reaches over and hits a switch. Meter is on, fare is already at 85bt or something like that. Thai taxi meters include a window for elapsed waiting time. His was like already at 40 minutes or so. He ignores my protests of scam all the way to destination. I'm pissed because I know I paid like $3 too much (but I will spend that on a coffee. It's just principle.). We get to destination and he actually adjusts the fare downward. So I'm ok. I think what happened was really he scammed the taxi owner or company by keeping the meter black. It's like he had it running but the display LEDs were turned off. A first timer would have no idea. Anyways, I kinda laugh now, it the same concept of Cuban taxi drivers being able to turn off their odometers.

Final comment. I love BKK taxi's. Great price and most are clean. I once had a driver told me to be careful with a girl because he overheard the girl's conversation in Thai on her cellphone. After I dropped her off, he said becareful, girl say very bad things, he wouldn't elaborate but I played it safe. For a cabbie to be giving me a warning. It was either not flattering or it was something that may have been planned. Not worth the risk either way but why doubt him, it's not like offered me another girl. Oh yeah, and one other story. Got my 19 year old gf drunk one night (half my age) so we stumbled out of the bar - I think it was Bangkok Beat on Soi 7 or so. She tumbles into the cab, and passes out, I roll in beside her and bark out my destination. Shit, this guy had a police badge dangling from the rearview mirror. I could see him sizing me up with my all tramped out girl (she like to do it up for me). I was worried all the way back, I was getting those evil eyes and I was worried my girl would puke in his cab. Ended up being no problem, but in that 10 minute ride, many bad scenerios were racing through my mind how this could be one expensive ride.

[Fon Tok]

After months of useless babbling chit-chat dialog on this forum I thought I Would (hopefully) add some useful new observations from a first timer to BKK.

Thanks for your interesting and often funny (!) insights. First trip, first lessons. Some useful, some not.

Bangkok warmly welcomes people who throw money around with open arms. You seem to catch on quickly, but you're on a fairly steep learning curve if you've previously not been to the City of Angels. No worries, though, as it's only (your) money. By your 5th or 6th trip you may want to save a few baht. It's part of the Thai game to be smart with your money.

Without getting into the minutia of your trip report, I will say that your take on Bangkok taxis is not quite right. However, it takes more than one trip to figure this out, and a knowledge of the cityscape and speaking a little Thai helps a lot. There are many more accurate tips on Bangkok taxis on this forum, unfortunately they are not that easy to find. For example:

1) At the airport go to the top floor and catch a taxi that has just dropped someone off. Don't go with the first guy who is out of his cab barking for riders. Find one where the people are just getting out. Don't get in the cab, but tell the driver where you want to go, and say "meter?" Only take a meter taxi. Once underway, the driver will ask you, "motorway?" Say yes, as it's quicker (+ 70 baht). If you arrive in the later evening and are heading for Sukhumvit you can skip the motorway to save on the toll. The non-motorway trip to lower Sukhumvit should only cost +/- 200 baht.

2) Never take a taxi that is parked outside a hotel or attraction. These are the ones that charge more and often scam people.

3) Always ask "meter," before you get in a taxi? It is quite rare that a driver will purposely get stalled in traffic, or drive around, to add to the cost.

There's a lot more that I could add, but part of the fun of visiting Bangkok is figuring it all out.

Did you go to Pattaya? Chok dee!

[Horny Landoora]

About to return to BKK after a 3 year break and would like to relive one of my best experiences from my previous trip which was picking up a stunner in the Novotel Hotel disco near Siam Square. Is this place still going strong or are there better clubs to pickup stunners? I know the Hyatt is an option but its too far as I'm staying in the President Solitaire in Soi 11. I guess the bedsupper club has less girls available and I don't like hanging about in these places too long. Any other options for Hi-end mongering that I'm missing out on? Grateful for your thoughts.

You can surely try CM2 (Novotel) , Bossy Club, Insomnia, Spicy ETC. Bed is usually not having WGs but you may try your luck with Non WGs and Non Pros!

Cheers!

[Syzygies]

Baccarat had a couple of girls I knew from before. I was very keen on a girl with big smiles and the most spectacular ass and thighs with nice gap I have seen in a while. Her skirt wan't hiding it all that well. Anyway she seemed a bit preoccupied. I stood up to ask her in she was available or not available (in good Thai). She didn't answer or want to look at my face.

The reason for no answer is something guys need to understand. In truth she was not bar-fined and therefore dancing and officially available. However she did not wish to say she was available. She also did not want to lie and say she was not available. So Thai technique is to be silent and say nothing. I soon learned why when she got down she made a bee-line for two very young and handsome guys. She probably knew them already and was definitely intent on hooking one of them. Maybe they were even boyfriend potential. She was so hot that I had little doubt she would win. Them is the breaks. Some girls go for old guys like me that treat them nicely, others are thrilled by someone more their own age.

Last night found another girl with similar spectacular figure below the waist, high hips to waist ratio with nice "gap", smallish but nice natural tits (probably only As) and quite pretty face at Sheba's nude oil show. This time the girl was very keen to go with me, and had a fantastic session back at my Hotel as she was really willing to enjoy herself and service too. She was one of the girls who didn't look under-age and showed off her experience in the room. Price was not discussed so I payed based on the performance and duration. Was a little stunned to find out she was 29 but still an immaculate figure. Name omitted since I will probably be be keeping her busy. Not sure why many guys say bar-girls are crap performers. Its probably the too-young ones that more likely to be crap performers. Take an experienced hot looking girl!

[Syzygies]

2) Transportation.

You can get a limo to Suhkumvit Road for 1200 ($40). Relaxed an no hassles.

Take a meter cab there for about 400-500 ($12-$15. A STEAL by US taxi

Standards)

Or let them give you a set price (around 500 baht)

Its fortunate that you mention being a newbie since people should not take your advice with a grain of salt.

The real taxi price to Sukhumwit is way less than that. It's impossible to pay as much as 400 in metered taxi unless he circumnavigated Bangkok on the way there. Should be well under 250. I would suggest keeping to your experiences and reducing the "advice" part a little.

I will say you have experienced a lot in a short time.