FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Iseeu]

The esteemed name of Isseu was going through my mind a couple of times over the holiday period, as in have not enjoyed one his perceptive and informative posts for seemingly ages. At least since summer.

Trust that 2012 will be good to you Iseeu and that our travels may once again cross, if not in Uncle`s another venue.

Excess.

Hey- Appreciate the kind words. I am visiting the forum and posting less than previously. I haven't stopped mongering, just have less time, with new work responsibilities, to be active online and compose my "perceptive and informative posts ". I always intend to post, and even find myself making mental notes to myself for inclusion in a to be written report, but then reality kicks in when I sit in front of my laptop, and.

Looking forward to mongering together again. Will be at the Hof later this month on Monday, January 16th, for the monthly inspection, if you want to pop in for a pop or two.

Cheers for a great new year!

[Gooroox]

When I last visited bernd's, I stayed at the Euro Park hotel last time and near the hotel right across Frankfurtstrasse (I think) , there is a place called Club Lamour. Looked like a huge place, probably a strip club, but I didn't go in. Any idea what this is? Never been to a german strip club. Similar deal as the US or anything worth visiting?

I've never been there mysef but this club enjoys a quite doubtful reputation on German fora.

[Italian Buz]

Here continues my trip, yesterday I was at my 6th day in a row and completely done but not intending to give up and ready to face my destiny following the latain ditto "per aspera ad astra", I drove to Hennef for a day of complete debauchery!

I was afraid that most of the girls had been on holiday but they were not! So Anna, Magda, Nathalie, Mara, Leonie, Dana, Susy, Ina, Sandy, Jenny and Angie were there so much more than what I could hope!

I stood until 11. 30pm leaving as last guest standing, LOL!

I did twice Dana Who is always incredibly sweet and willing with me, then had a great session with Ina who is a very funny and energetic girl as well as incredibly beautiful with her slender budy and tiny a cups topped by an angelic face. Last was a steamy session with Sandy which left me almost in a coma! I quasi faced the death of the happy warrior with her!

I left then the club with the greetings and cheers of my girls praying me to come back on Friday and I could honestly be' the re tomorrow for an other Sodoma & Gomorra day!

I know as usual that the visuals there are not generally FKK level but Bernds still remains the club where you can always be sure to get the best services whomever you choose! I get such services only from my favorites in the various clubs but after spending a lot of money, here for 50€ you get the best.

Ciao.

ITB

[Jayf1970]

When I last visited bernd's, I stayed at the Euro Park hotel last time and near the hotel right across Frankfurtstrasse (I think) , there is a place called Club Lamour. Looked like a huge place, probably a strip club, but I didn't go in. Any idea what this is? Never been to a german strip club. Similar deal as the US or anything worth visiting?

[Nille Copenhagen]

I was last at the Palace in 2007, and didn't have a particularly good time. The sharks were in rare form. I visited OASE and Bernd's both in 2009. Loved Bernd's and I first visited OASE back in 2000, during the good old days. Never been to Mainhattan.

So which club would you visit, given my itinerary? I've pretty much ruled out Palace, curious about Mainhattan, and leaning towards OASE.

Then there's the question of accomodations. I could be hardcore, stay at OASE till 5am, save money on accomodations, and make haste for the first class Lufthansa terminal which opens at 5:30 am! My flight's at 1pm.

Oase in 2000? I supposed is a typo.

I'll vote for.

Go hardcore and sleep in the Kino at Oase while some chicks try BJ you. And stay until 5am.

[Bukudala]

Easier? Maybe, maybe not. More flexible? Certainly. Even in a best case scenario, the car is still slightly more.

The OP didn't mention his exact schedule, just a 16-hour window. The saver fare tickets run 50 Euros according to DB Bahn's website, a cab to & back runs 40 Euros, so 90 Euros total by train & cab. A rental car may Run you a little less (I found one for 70 Euros on Sixt's website) but it's a basic manual transmission which not everyone can drive. Plus, you'll need to pay for gas which is 25-30 Euros and that's 95-100 Euros in total.

Nonetheless, no matter how you get there a trip to Bernds is worthwhile. I've got one planned myself! .

Thanks Iseeu, et al. It didn't occur to me that the club would be in the shut down phase, Babsi would be gone, Anna might be busy inspite of the fact she's there until 11; and if my flight were delayed, I'd have a heart attack on the plane. Might as well enjoy my inflight amenities.

I was last at the Palace in 2007, and didn't have a particularly good time. The sharks were in rare form. I visited OASE and Bernd's both in 2009. Loved Bernd's and I first visited OASE back in 2000, during the good old days. Never been to Mainhattan.

So which club would you visit, given my itinerary? I've pretty much ruled out Palace, curious about Mainhattan, and leaning towards OASE.

Then there's the question of accomodations. I could be hardcore, stay at OASE till 5am, save money on accomodations, and make haste for the first class Lufthansa terminal which opens at 5:30 am! My flight's at 1pm.

[Excess]

It's definitely quicker and easier.

The esteemed name of Isseu was going through my mind a couple of times over the holiday period, as in have not enjoyed one his perceptive and informative posts for seemingly ages. At least since summer.

Trust that 2012 will be good to you Iseeu and that our travels may once again cross, if not in Uncle`s another venue.

Excess.

[Iseeu]

Easier? Maybe, maybe not. More flexible? Certainly. Even in a best case scenario, the car is still slightly more.

The OP didn't mention his exact schedule, just a 16-hour window. The saver fare tickets run 50 Euros according to DB Bahn's website, a cab to & back runs 40 Euros, so 90 Euros total by train & cab. A rental car may Run you a little less (I found one for 70 Euros on Sixt's website) but it's a basic manual transmission which not everyone can drive. Plus, you'll need to pay for gas which is 25-30 Euros and that's 95-100 Euros in total.

Nonetheless, no matter how you get there a trip to Bernds is worthwhile. I've got one planned myself! .

It's definitely quicker and easier to take the ICE train. When I have a short window of time, which for making the trip to Bernd's is to be able to spend at least 5 hours in the club, I take the train. Less hassle, no unknowns (tickets, accidents, traffic jams, snow tires, insurance, etc.) and it's about an hour of travel time, so I save at least 20 minutes of time in each direction. If I'm in Germany for a longer period of time, I always have a rental car which facilitates visiting other clubs and coming and going when I want. Very often during the winter, I will still use the train, to avoid driving in inclement weather and the accompanying traffic congestion.

I don't pre-order train tickets because my schedule changes all the time, so I usually end up paying the higher fee. It comes out a little more than a rental car for the day, but if I miss my ongoing flight because of stau, that would cost alot more.

[Iseeu]

FYI,

I arrive at 6:40 pm (and should be among the first 8 off the plane) ; bought are / t tickets, adv purchase, on DB@71 Eur net for a departure at 7:24pm ICE, arriving at Hennef-Seigburg around 8:25ish pm. Unless my flight's delayed (I'm flying from Seoul) , I think that's ample time. I have no checked luggage. Booked a room at the Hotel Herting for 62eur net including bfst, which is right across the street from the train station in Seigburg, and should be at the Hof around 9!

Should give me three or so hours of playtime. Would rather have at least half a day, but this will have to do. Otherwise the alternative would be OASE, Palace, or Mainhattan, and in the midst of all the traveling, I'd rather not have to worry about swimming in shark infested waters.

Thanks for everyone's input and I'll post my post game report shortly. Oh, does anyone know this week's lineup? Looking forward to enjoying Sandy, Magda, both first time, and Anna and Babsi. Yes, I'm into blondes.

Not that I would ever suggest to someone who is yearning to visit Bernd's, that he shouldn't, but this plan of yours, isn't such a great idea.

From a logistics point of view:

1) You have a narrow 44 minute window between your arrival and the train departs. Assuming it lands on time, doesn't taxi for awhile, doesn't park on an outside apron (in which case you'll have to get off the plane and wait for the bus to fill up before driving to the terminal) , you can get off your plane quickly and have no checked baggage, you still have to navigate FRA airport from your gate and get through passport control. FRA is a pretty big place and if you're unlucky and land in C terminal, the walk from there to the exit alone is at least 10 minutes.

2) Then there's the line for passport control, which, if you don't have a European passport, and some other jumbo flights from international destinations are also being processed at the same time, can take a very long time.

3) It's Germany, so you have to asume that the train will depart on time. It isn't difficult to get to the ICE platform. There are 2 unconnected train stations in FRA. You'll need to go to the long-distance terminal which is located outside the main terminal on the other side of the Sheraton Hotel in the Airport City complex. To get there you take the UP escalator from B terminal, cross the bridge over the road then follow the signs through the complex to the long- distance train station. It's about a 10 minute walk from passport control, walking quickly.

So you need to figure approximately 20 minutes in total just for walking, and let's say 10 minutes for passport control. I've done it in less than your 44 minutes, but I can navigate FRA in my sleep blindfolded. As a first-timer doing this, you're taking a big chance, that absolutely nothing will go wrong. One of the Murphy's Laws that frequent travellers must learn to live by is that "Something always goes wrong, when you can least afford it."

But there's another more important reason not to go through with this plan. Assuming your train is on time, you still need to take a taxi from Hennef- Siegburg station which means that you won't get to Bernd's until 9 pm Of the SP you mentioned, Babsi is usually gone by then and Anna usually leaves by 11 (unless I'm keeping Mara occupied). In fact on most of my recent visits, with the exception of Friday's, all of Bernd's virtually closes down at 11, except for the customers and SP who are already in sessions. The girls go into relax mode, the cleaning guy shows up, the lights are turned up in the downstairs lounge, there are few customers and many of the SP have already left. To spend all of that money and travel so long for a quick run through in a half- functioning club, which can lead to an unsatisfying experience, doesn't make sense. Bernd's is an experience that needs to be savored, enjoying the unique chill atmosphere accompanied by horny naked women, perving on the "couch shows", watching the bored SP playing with themselves, participating in the social interchange.

Sorry to burst your bubble. Now it could be, that you will go in any case, the logistics will all work out and you'll have a great time. I hope so, but in this particular case, I think that it makes more sense, and will give you more "bang for your buck", to take the train to Frierichsdorf, which costs less than 4 Euro, and enjoy the pleasures of Oase which closes at 4 a. M.

[Breadman]

FYI,

I arrive at 6:40 pm (and should be among the first 8 off the plane) ; bought are / t tickets, adv purchase, on DB@71 Eur net for a departure at 7:24pm ICE, arriving at Hennef-Seigburg around 8:25ish pm. Unless my flight's delayed (I'm flying from Seoul) , I think that's ample time. I have no checked luggage. Booked a room at the Hotel Herting for 62eur net including bfst, which is right across the street from the train station in Seigburg, and should be at the Hof around 9!

Should give me three or so hours of playtime. Would rather have at least half a day, but this will have to do. Otherwise the alternative would be OASE, Palace, or Mainhattan, and in the midst of all the traveling, I'd rather not have to worry about swimming in shark infested waters.

If you arrive on time your leaving just 40 minutes to get off the plane, get thru customs and make your way down to the train platform. You miss it you'll have to wait 45 minutes to the next train. Lots of risk for a three hour reward.

If you don't make your train you should write off both the train ticket and the hotel reservation and head to Frankfurt.

[Bukudala]

FYI,

I arrive at 6:40 pm (and should be among the first 8 off the plane) ; bought are / t tickets, adv purchase, on DB@71 eur net for a departure at 7:24pm ICE, arriving at Hennef-Seigburg around 8:25ish pm. Unless my flight's delayed (I'm flying from Seoul) , I think that's ample time. I have no checked luggage. Booked a room at the Hotel Herting for 62eur net including bfst, which is right across the street from the train station in Seigburg, and should be at the Hof around 9!

Should give me three or so hours of playtime. Would rather have at least half a day, but this will have to do. Otherwise the alternative would be OASE, Palace, or Mainhattan, and in the midst of all the traveling, I'd rather not have to worry about swimming in shark infested waters.

Thanks for everyone's input and I'll post my post game report shortly. Oh, does anyone know this week's lineup? Looking forward to enjoying Sandy, Magda, both first time, and Anna and Babsi. Yes, I'm into blondes.

[Jymondor]

Easier? Maybe, maybe not. More flexible? Certainly. Even in a best case scenario, the car is still slightly more.

The OP didn't mention his exact schedule, just a 16-hour window. The saver fare tickets run 50 Euros according to DB Bahn's website, a cab to & back runs 40 Euros, so 90 Euros total by train & cab. A rental car may Run you a little less (I found one for 70 Euros on Sixt's website) but it's a basic manual transmission which not everyone can drive. Plus, you'll need to pay for gas which is 25-30 Euros and that's 95-100 Euros in total.

Nonetheless, no matter how you get there a trip to Bernds is worthwhile. I've got one planned myself! .

And don't forget about winter tires between Nov and Mar. Usually it is 13-20E per day. Most of providers made them as a mandatory charge even ambient temperature is not under 7 C, as stated in German regulation. When you book a car this charge is not included in your estimation. But non pleasant surprise waits for you at the order desk.

But anyway I prefer renting a car even realizing that this is more expensive option. Car gives more freedom that is important to me.

[Gfe Finder]

Isn't it easier and all together cheaper to rent a car at the airport? I rented cars several times in Germany and I find fees reasonable. I think when I compared ICE tickets, cabs etc I find it cheaper and more flexible.

No matter how you get to Bernds it is worthwhile.

Easier? Maybe, maybe not. More flexible? Certainly. Even in a best case scenario, the car is still slightly more.

The OP didn't mention his exact schedule, just a 16-hour window. The saver fare tickets run ~50 Euros according to DB Bahn's website, a cab to & back runs ~40 Euros, so ~90 Euros total by train & cab. A rental car may run you a little less (I found one for ~70 Euros on Sixt's website) but it's a basic manual transmission which not everyone can drive. Plus, you'll need to pay for gas which is ~25-30 Euros and that's ~95-100 Euros in total.

Nonetheless, no matter how you get there a trip to Bernds is worthwhile. I've got one planned myself!

[Gfe Finder]

On another subject, the Hof's Twitter feed announced the return of Sandy (good news for her many fans!) and a new girl Rosa, whose description seems to fit a girl who worked there in October 2010 before moving on to Residenz.

[Hedonian]

There is an ICE (only 40 minutes long) that will take you directly from Frankfurt Airport to Siegburg / Bonn station. It's a great option; I've done it once but that was long ago. From there, you can take a cab (expensive ~20 Euros or more IIRC) or a local train to Hennef and a then a cab to Bernds. And of course, the return trip also has an ICE from Sieburg / Bonn to FRA.

Isn't it easier and all together cheaper to rent a car at the airport? I rented cars several times in Germany and I find fees reasonable. I think when I compared ICE tickets, cabs etc I find it cheaper and more flexible.

No matter how you get to Bernds it is worthwhile.