General Reports

[Phordphan]

I completely agree with if you if the girl goes for it. I did not find many girls who would (it seems like these girls have a union or something) , and I really think that they aren't going for it because the exchange rate is plastered on large neon colored signs all over the place. Right across from Adelita is one, and there are numerous other ones on the many side street. The all have big signs say what the exchange rate is. I guess it is just a smart business move since many girls wire the money back to their families. What I have found is that girl who do less business are much more willing to negotiate on everything.

I have been to Tijuana more times, and it amazing to me how little power we guys have. The girls and the owners dictate to us. I guess the rules are the same everywhere in the world. These girls are becoming more like wives. Just kidding.

My personal experience, FWIW, is that I've never had a girl adjust the rate up from 10:1. I have had a couple look disappointed that I didn't have dollars. One even asked why I didn't have dollars, and I replied that we're in Mexico, and here we use pesos. She smiled.

Men may have little power, but that is only because they give it away. Feminism has, for years, pounded nonsense into guys' heads. Especially the younger guys. The women has all the power, men are lucky if women notice their existence, men have to take whatever crap they feel like dishing out, etc, etc. The chicas in the alley come up with all sorts of nonsense, and gringo horndogs put up with it. Contrast this with the girls farther up the street. Their looks tend to range more to local tastes, and their clientele is more local. You'll find that there is much less of this BS with these women. Fewer upsells, less attitude, generall speaking. There are exceptions.

My point is that it's a buyer's market. Look around and note the number of customers and compare that with the number of available girls. If one starts the BS, blow her off and move on. There are 100 right behind her. You don't have to be a jerk, but never give up what power you have just because she says so.

[TomJackin]

This report is from a January 2012 Trip.

Exchanging Money: Basically there is a very small benefit to using Peso.

I might have to disagree with you on that note as well. I get my pesos before I enter Tijuana, and lately I've been getting almost 13 to 1. Now the bars have caught on and went from 11 to 1, to 12 to 1. It was reported that a couple of places are charging 13 to 1. So in the bars, it is just a matter of change here and there.

But the girls are different. As in my last report,"She said,"Baby, you are my friend, $60." I told her I did not have any US cash, and told her I would give her 600 pesos. She gave me a cute confused look and said,"It's the same." Nope, she will not be entering the accounting field any time soon." So basically I paid about 47 bucks by playing in pesos, instead of $60.

No doubt, some girls are quicker than others, but I always play the pesos in my favor every chance that I get.

BTW, good report and thanks for reporting your thoughts.

[Neworlean]

I completely agree with if you if the girl goes for it. I did not find many girls who would (it seems like these girls have a union or something) , and I really think that they aren't going for it because the exchange rate is plastered on large neon colored signs all over the place. Right across from Adelita is one, and there are numerous other ones on the many side street. The all have big signs say what the exchange rate is. I guess it is just a smart business move since many girls wire the money back to their families. What I have found is that girl who do less business are much more willing to negotiate on everything.

I have been to Tijuana more times, and it amazing to me how little power we guys have. The girls and the owners dictate to us. I guess the rules are the same everywhere in the world. These girls are becoming more like wives. Just kidding.

[Member #2041]

This report is from a January 2012 Trip.

Exchanging Money: Basically there is a very small benefit to using Peso, but the problem is getting Peso. If you go through an ATM you usually pay a fee to your bank and the bank you remove the money from as well as a currency conversion fee. There are currency exchange house all over the city with the daily rate published in big lights. Some do not charge a commission. The rate is basically 13 peso per 1 USD. Therefore if you approach a street girl she will say $20 USD and if you say in peso she will say 250 Peso so you effectively saved 10 peso's which is. 78 cents so don't worry about exchanging money. This is the same case at the bars, so therefore if you exchange currency you will save about 5. Therefore if you are going to spend a $500 you save $25. Ship the hassell.

The true benefit of using pesos is much greater if you do it correctly. When the chica says $20, you counter with Dos Cien Pesos. In essence, YOU dictate that the exchange rate is 10-1, not 12. 5 to 1.

[Neworlean]

This report is from a January 2012 Trip.

Exchanging Money: Basically there is a very small benefit to using Peso, but the problem is getting Peso. If you go through an ATM you usually pay a fee to your bank and the bank you remove the money from as well as a currency conversion fee. There are currency exchange house all over the city with the daily rate published in big lights. Some do not charge a commission. The rate is basically 13 peso per 1 USD. Therefore if you approach a street girl she will say $20 USD and if you say in peso she will say 250 Peso so you effectively saved 10 peso's which is. 78 cents so don't worry about exchanging money. This is the same case at the bars, so therefore if you exchange currency you will save about 5. Therefore if you are going to spend a $500 you save $25. Ship the hassell.

Hotel: I stayed at the Tropical Hotel, which is really called Hotel Rizo De Oro. The rates is $35 a night and there is a 40% off coupon on there website. Therefore with tax I was charged $24 with tax. For quality you are getting a very good deal. However, I would not recommend it. The problem is that girls from other clubs will not come back to the tropical hotel, nor any other hotel which is not attached to their club (for the most part anything is possible, but not likely). However if you take a girl from the Tropical Hotel there is no additional fee because you are staying there. Also street girls standing in front of a hotel also will not come back to the Tropical Hotel. They will only go to the hotel they are standing in front of. The one catch is that girls who are not standing in front of a hotel will go back to Tropical Hotel and they will allow her in at at no additional fee. There is also another benefit to the Tropical hotel. Many of the girls that work at the Tropical bar and Adeltia live at the hotel and when they are coming in home you can catch them coming home, but this is at 4 am.

The hotel I would suggest is the Hotel Cascadas. The rate $40 a night of weekdays and $50 on weekends. They do not offer any discounts on there website. The benefit of staying at this Hotel is that if you select a girl from Hong Kong, Chevas or any of the girls in front of this hotel you will not pay any additional hotel fee, and that can add up if you are doing multiple girls. The hotel is usually $15 for 30 minutes.

Girls.

Street Girls: For the most part I would say avoid unless you think she is absolutely what you are looking for. They aren't really cheaper than the club girls. First she will usually ask for $20 for straight service, an additional $5 to $10 for a BJ, an additional $5 to $10 to take off her shirt and maybe $5 to $10 for multiple positions. There will also be another $5 for the hotel. Therefore the total for everything can range from $25 to $55, with the average price being $40 because there is room for negotiation. The biggest downfall of street girls is that they are usually less attractive the the club girls.

Club Girls.

Hong Kong: The most fun and exciting place in my opinion, if you are looking for a very energetic strip club environmental with the best looking girls of any of the clubs. The girls asked for anywhere from 600 to 800 pesos (46USD to62) plus hotel. If you are staying at the hotel there is no additional hotel fee. Comparing these prices to the street girls prices this seems like a no brainier when you compare the price / quality. These women are definitely the best looking in Tijuana. This and Adelita are the only clubs in my opinion worth visiting. All girls will ask you to buy them a drink because they receive a ticket (worth money for every drink a guy buys for them)

Adelita Bar: The review of this bar is pretty much the same as Hong KongThis is the only other bar worth visiting in my opinion. They have their own hotel and the prices are similar to Hong Kong. They have plenty of hot women.

Chevas: The prices are the same as Hong Kong however the women are less attractive and this is not a strip club. This is a dancing bar, where primarily Mexican men dance with women, and some take them upstairs. For the most part you see the women sitting, drinking, smoking, and dancing with the guys. The girls receive money for every drink that is purchased for them. One girls told me she receive $5 per drink, but I cannot confirm my Spanish is limited and maybe she was saying the bar gets $5 dollars per drink and the girls get $3. Not sure on the number amounts but they are paid per drink. Biggest problem is that girls are not as hot as HK and they charge the same amount. The same guy owns Tropical, HK and Chevas and he is building and buying more property. He really controls the price.

Tropical: Girls ask for 400 to 700 Peso. You must also pay for a hotel unless you are staying at the Tropical Hotel. There are a few hot women but most of them are subpar. This bar is setup as a dancing bar like Adelita. However it is cheaper. This bar has a few hot girls sprinkled in many average looking girls. This bar is work skipping.

Most of the other bars in city should be avoided. Either the girls aren't attractive or don't offer anything other than dancing and drinking. Many locals come to socialize with the girls, talk with the girls or dance with the girls. Therefore you will be wasting your time and money unless you are looking for more of a 2 hour relationship of drinking and dancing which will run you about $30 an hours. These girls make all there money from selling drinks.

Summary: You think you are saving by going to cheap club and street girls, but in the end you are saving anywhere from $20 to $30 dollars, but instead of stunner you are with average chicks that aren't really all that hot for the most part. During the day you will see the club girls leaving their hotels and sometime you can get a better rate before they go to work, but that is just the luck of the draw.

1) Go to the best clubs.

2) Don't worry about converting money.

3) Try the street taco stand close to Hong Kong.

4) Have fun and don't take this or anything in life to serious. If it ain't fun its not worth doing in Tijuana.

[TomJackin]

Calle 8va #8190 | Zona Centro, Tijuana 22000, Mexico.

I got this address off their website. Where exactly is this hotel? I am quite familiar with Tijuana, but have not been there for over 2 yrs. Is this up Revolution near the Jai alai building?

Thanks!

Across the street of the Jai alai building is the Las Pulgas night club, the hotel is behind the club.

[TroyBoy]

Calle 8va #8190 | Zona Centro, Tijuana 22000, Mexico.

I got this address off their website. Where exactly is this hotel? I am quite familiar with Tijuana, but have not been there for over 2 yrs. Is this up Revolution near the Jai alai building?

Thanks!

[Coolie High]

Hong Kong:

After scoring my favorite booth, I looked for my favorite girl, but she was bouncing off of some dude's lap. So I decided to tap into my HK bucket list, but none of those girls seemed to be around either. I settled on having a drink with my old friend, Carolina. She is always happy to show off the new twins. She decided to scold me for being such a HK butterfly; but it was all in fun. After she left, I scanned the place for my favorite, but she was now bouncing off some other dude's lap, good for her, at least she is making some money.

I just settled in and enjoyed the view. It wasn't long before the "Floater" drifted by with a beer in her hand. Candy, real name Karen, always has a beer in her hand and I wondered where in the hell does she get the beers from. It's like she has a case somewhere and pops one open as needed. It wasn't even 5 yet, and the girl was already tanked. I checked my HK bucket list, yep, she is on it, have a seat sweetie!

She is great fun in the booth. She pulled aside her panties and top so could play with the goodies at will. Hell, at one point my hand cramped up and I took a break, but she put my hand right back in place. She started tugging at the little sailor and the booth seemed to get warmer as time went on. OK baby, you now have my full attention, let's start the negotiations. She said,"Baby, you are my friend, $60." I told her I did not have any US cash, and told her I would give her 600 pesos. She gave me a cute confused look and said,"It's the same." Nope, she will not be entering the accounting field any time soon.

The girl had me so worked up, I had trouble walking to the room. After we stripped down to bare metal and laid down, she asked me for the money upfront. I told her,"You have known me for over a year and you said I was your friend, so what the fuck?" She asked again. I decided to go with a different approach. I replied,"Shut the fuck up and sit on my face now!" I guess she had a military background, because she followed the order well. When we did fuck, she was "condom slip off" paranoid. She held on to the base of the condom like her life depended on it. Bottom line; she is a lot more fun in the booth!

Tropical:

I always like stopping in there for a couple of drinks. I caught the "girls strip on stage for one song and then walk around with the announcer for tips" act. And for my dollar, I'm getting some flesh and at least, at the very least, sucking on one nipple! I think Tropical has some fine women; but they are always busy. I guess one needs to make reservations in advance.

Adelita:

I was planning on stopping in there for a drink, instead of making my usual stroll though, but there were 6-7 women on the stage line dancing so some country song and that was enough for me to get the fuck out of there. WTF Adelita?

La Hacienda:

Never been in there, but for some reason I decided to stop in and check out the place. I sat at a bar stool at the end of the bar, by the baños. The place was pretty much empty, except for me and bunch of really big women. This one big one was coming my way. Hell man, she looked like the michelin tire man's sister and I'm sure she was pushing 250 to 275 pounds and was on her way to meet me; oh joy! As she waddled her way over, she appeared to get bigger. She waddled up and said, Como estas, one cerveza for me? And I said,"That's it? That's your game plan?" I went directly into the counseling mode. I said,"Because of your size and your four chins, you need a better game plan. Try smiling, try touching my dick, try anything besides what you just tried on me!" She waddled away peacefully.

While I was counseling michelin tire man's sister, I felt a pinch on my side and as this thing walked away from me, I thought she looked pretty bad, and I only saw the back of her. Once she saw that the other girl was gone, I guess she thought it was her turn. When she was approaching, I kept telling myself,"Avoid eye contact, avoid eye contact at all costs." But it was like a terrible car wreck; I had to see for myself, and damnit I made eye contact! She was about 40-50 pounds less than the last one, but she was hideous to say the least. Her mouth was all crooked and shit; not sure what happened. Her game plan was a bit better than the last girl; but not by much. She also left thirsty.

What I did like about the place was the music and the drink prices. That was up until the "car wreck" decided she was going to dance on the pole. Good lord, please tell me this women would not remove any clothing items! Then things really went to shit. They played an Elton John song as this "car wreck" removed her clothes! Is there no mercy in this fucking bar. Thank goodness I had an empty stomach! I think I went blind in one eye, and the other was blurred.

I had to heal my eyes, so I returned to HK for an hour before I headed back to San Diego.

Yo Tom BIG GIRLS need love too! LMFAO! Michelin tire sister. That's some funny shit. Great reporting as usual. Try to stay away from the Sasquatch bar next time though. It's not good for the eyes to see tubs of fat bouncing everywhere.

WESTSIDE represent! LOL

[TMojoMan]

What I did like about the place was the music and the drink prices. That was up until the "car wreck" decided she was going to dance on the pole. Good lord, please tell me this women would not remove any clothing items! Then things really went to shit. They played an Elton John song as this "car wreck" removed her clothes! Is there no mercy in this fucking bar. Thank goodness I had an empty stomach! I think I went blind in one eye, and the other was blurred.

I had to heal my eyes, so I returned to HK for an hour before I headed back to San Diego.

Best.

Tijuana.

Report.

Ever.

[TomJackin]

Hong Kong:

After scoring my favorite booth, I looked for my favorite girl, but she was bouncing off of some dude's lap. So I decided to tap into my HK bucket list, but none of those girls seemed to be around either. I settled on having a drink with my old friend, Carolina. She is always happy to show off the new twins. She decided to scold me for being such a HK butterfly; but it was all in fun. After she left, I scanned the place for my favorite, but she was now bouncing off some other dude's lap, good for her, at least she is making some money.

I just settled in and enjoyed the view. It wasn't long before the "Floater" drifted by with a beer in her hand. Candy, real name Karen, always has a beer in her hand and I wondered where in the hell does she get the beers from. It's like she has a case somewhere and pops one open as needed. It wasn't even 5 yet, and the girl was already tanked. I checked my HK bucket list, yep, she is on it, have a seat sweetie!

She is great fun in the booth. She pulled aside her panties and top so could play with the goodies at will. Hell, at one point my hand cramped up and I took a break, but she put my hand right back in place. She started tugging at the little sailor and the booth seemed to get warmer as time went on. OK baby, you now have my full attention, let's start the negotiations. She said,"Baby, you are my friend, $60." I told her I did not have any US cash, and told her I would give her 600 pesos. She gave me a cute confused look and said,"It's the same." Nope, she will not be entering the accounting field any time soon.

The girl had me so worked up, I had trouble walking to the room. After we stripped down to bare metal and laid down, she asked me for the money upfront. I told her,"You have known me for over a year and you said I was your friend, so what the fuck?" She asked again. I decided to go with a different approach. I replied,"Shut the fuck up and sit on my face now!" I guess she had a military background, because she followed the order well. When we did fuck, she was "condom slip off" paranoid. She held on to the base of the condom like her life depended on it. Bottom line; she is a lot more fun in the booth!

Tropical:

I always like stopping in there for a couple of drinks. I caught the "girls strip on stage for one song and then walk around with the announcer for tips" act. And for my dollar, I'm getting some flesh and at least, at the very least, sucking on one nipple! I think Tropical has some fine women; but they are always busy. I guess one needs to make reservations in advance.

Adelita:

I was planning on stopping in there for a drink, instead of making my usual stroll though, but there were 6-7 women on the stage line dancing so some country song and that was enough for me to get the fuck out of there. WTF Adelita?

La Hacienda:

Never been in there, but for some reason I decided to stop in and check out the place. I sat at a bar stool at the end of the bar, by the baños. The place was pretty much empty, except for me and bunch of really big women. This one big one was coming my way. Hell man, she looked like the michelin tire man's sister and I'm sure she was pushing 250 to 275 pounds and was on her way to meet me; oh joy! As she waddled her way over, she appeared to get bigger. She waddled up and said, Como estas, one cerveza for me? And I said,"That's it? That's your game plan?" I went directly into the counseling mode. I said,"Because of your size and your four chins, you need a better game plan. Try smiling, try touching my dick, try anything besides what you just tried on me!" She waddled away peacefully.

While I was counseling michelin tire man's sister, I felt a pinch on my side and as this thing walked away from me, I thought she looked pretty bad, and I only saw the back of her. Once she saw that the other girl was gone, I guess she thought it was her turn. When she was approaching, I kept telling myself,"Avoid eye contact, avoid eye contact at all costs." But it was like a terrible car wreck; I had to see for myself, and damnit I made eye contact! She was about 40-50 pounds less than the last one, but she was hideous to say the least. Her mouth was all crooked and shit; not sure what happened. Her game plan was a bit better than the last girl; but not by much. She also left thirsty.

What I did like about the place was the music and the drink prices. That was up until the "car wreck" decided she was going to dance on the pole. Good lord, please tell me this women would not remove any clothing items! Then things really went to shit. They played an Elton John song as this "car wreck" removed her clothes! Is there no mercy in this fucking bar. Thank goodness I had an empty stomach! I think I went blind in one eye, and the other was blurred.

I had to heal my eyes, so I returned to HK for an hour before I headed back to San Diego.

[Simonwagstaff]

I have bought Vitamin V in Tijuana a couple of years ago, I believe I paid $6. 00 for it. What I was told and I am not sure this is true is that it is illegal to carry any drugs on your person. I bought the pill and took my vitamin when I purchased it so I would not be carrying anything. You can purchase anything in Tijuana you want, any earthly desire you may have can be fulfilled there a much more free society that the USA.

Well, it would seem kind of odd to get in trouble with the law for purchasing something right at the local pharmacy, without any problems. I was sort of wondering this myself, sort

Of. I was there a few weeks ago and went to the pharmacy right as you come through the turnstiles. They wanted 60 bucks for one USA cialis, and 24 bucks for 4 Mexican Cialis. The pills are much bigger and rather crudely formed but it seemed that though perhaps not as potent as the U. S ones (but hard to tell as I only take 1/4 of a 20 mg one) they seemed to do the trick, no problems. I am guessing then that this is a pretty standard price then?

[Derekj6926]

Was wondering if any members have procured vitamin V in Tijuana. I have seen the big Pharmacy sign as you cross the border, but have been reluctant to turn right versus going straight to the taxi's. I am getting tired of the $20. 00 / tab in the states and was interested what others have experienced. I assume that it is cheaper, but am concerned about the authenticity of the product. How much / How good?

I have bought Vitamin V in Tijuana a couple of years ago, I believe I paid $6. 00 for it. What I was told and I am not sure this is true is that it is illegal to carry any drugs on your person. I bought the pill and took my vitamin when I purchased it so I would not be carrying anything. You can purchase anything in Tijuana you want, any earthly desire you may have can be fulfilled there a much more free society that the USA.

[Jalapaa]

Was wondering if any members have procured vitamin V in Tijuana. I have seen the big Pharmacy sign as you cross the border, but have been reluctant to turn right versus going straight to the taxi's. I am getting tired of the $20. 00 / tab in the states and was interested what others have experienced. I assume that it is cheaper, but am concerned about the authenticity of the product. How much / How good?

[Derekj6926]

Rolled into Tijuana last Friday night around ten pm checked into my hotel in the Zona Norte and started my rounds. Went through Hong Kong Club and had to resist the temptation to take one of the first ladies I saw. When down the street to Adelita's Bar and looked some sweet ladies over again resisting the temptation. Went across the street to The Tropical Club and saw some sweeties went over to the Chicago Club which was quite dead but I have had great luck in all of the aforementioned clubs. Went back to Hong Kong Bar and took a dark skinned sexy sweetheart upstairs and gave her the loving of her lifetime. Went out for some fresh air after that and took some time to recover, had a taco over by the Chicago Club actually several, such a treat. Circled back around the streets and admired the Street Girls who I found many to be very beautiful, many petite ladies. Went back into Adelita's and took a sweetheart upstairs and did the deed again getting my frustrations all taken care of. Went back into Hong Kong to hang out there were whip cream lesbian shows and a lot of erotic behavior going on. Before I knew it my watch said five am so I went upstairs and went to get some bunk time. Next morning got around noon time went downstairs and there was little NaudiaLee standing on the street so petitie and beautiful by the HK Bar, I decided a great way to start my day was to give her some loving. NaudiaLee has the most sexy petite little body with the most beautiful pussy I believe I have ever seen. NaudiaLee was worth the money just to look at she was so gorgeous but must say her heart was not into her work although I would take her upstairs again just to see her gorgeous sweet little pussy. NaudiaLee was so gorgeous I wanted to DATY but she would not let me. Decided to go up to Hotel Nelson and have lunch which was pretty good. Circled back down into the Zona Norte admiring the Street Girls, decided to take Edith upstair who stands across the street from Hong Kong Club in front of I believe Hotel Eduardo, Edith is a dark complected average height dark skinned lady with long curly hair with african looks. Edith has one of the nicest bodies you will ever see and she truly loves what she does, she is worth every cent times ten. Took a shower and went downstairs again to work on my addiction, oh what a lovely place Zona Norte is, lovely ladies by the hundreds. Later on I decided to go to the Tropical Bar seeing it gets so many great reviews and I now realize why many people enjoy this club. Met up with a lovely there and took her upstair and did she ever give me some great loving oh my oh my, it was not early morning Saturday so I decided to go up to my room and get some more bunk time.

Woke up Sunday morning went up to the little market area by the Arch to have breakfast, invited a four piece band to entertain me for five dollars while I ate, got my shoes shined for two dollars paid for my very good breakfast went around the corner had a sexy lady give me a manicure, circled back into Zona Norte and took the most lovely Street Girl up to my room took care of my manly needs and then took a nice shower, all for less than $50. 00 US. I LOVE MEXICO! Packed up my things, grabbed a cab and went to San Diego. What a lovely trip I had cannot wait to get back there!

[Heirique]

I stayed in Tijuana last week and foud the motel dias a very nice place to stay. They have comfortable beds. Good showers, porn on tv and secure parking for those who drive.

The price was only $25 for one or $31 for two.

They are located half block from the arch will large illuminates blue sign.

I also only waited less then 1 hour to drive back through customs and agent only looked at my drivers license.