Melbourne

[Franco Cozzo]

Here is my list of the top 4

1. Cristal Hot Babe

4. Sarah / Leanne the Sexy Nude Piano Teacher. Hottest, sexiest, slimmest, prettiest

I have been meaning to check out Cristal for a while, but keep taking quick trips to Thailand instead (works out to be cost effective for P4P, plus I usually get lots of great video and photos). I have seen pics of Cristal's body, but what is her face like?

Would you rate Sarah's looks over Cristal? I have read quite a few reviews that Sarah is better looking in person than her pics, so had always planned on checking her out; but the fact that she openly advertises that she does bareback anal makes me a bit worried STD risks (I know, a little hypocritical when I'll get BBBJs in seedy Thai blowjob bars).

[Blonde Lover11]

Anybody know an independent escort whose blonde and in their early 20's? Any type of girl turns me on if she's young and she's hot but I have a preference to young blondes. Can anybody help me out here?

[SuperRaven]

Hi,

That is funnies story I heard, I went to a massage place intro to nice women then got massage from dude, LOL and LOL.

Went to the massage place near Camberwell station in a side street off Burke Road. Got a young asian student. She seemed keen. Asking her if I was going to give her any tips. When the time came turned out she would only do a tugjob and wanted $50 for it. I said no way and told her $20 and she agreed. But then she pulled out a box of gloves and put them on to jerk me off.

Such a turn off!

[Doobiejon]

Visited Lou Lou's a few weeks ago. Never been before, I've been reading about the place for years and been past a number of times but finding a parking spot in Victoria st isn't easy but I found one and in I went. Ann always gets a good write up so I should have asked for her but instead I thought I'the just trust to luck. Well luck wasn't really with me because after being led into the room in walked Kim. Kim is pretty ugly. Sort of short with horrible hair, sort of fat without being totally fat and no tits. Her redeeming features were a really good massage and nipples that must have been 15 mm long. I like long nipples! Unfortunately her nipples and her body and her clothes smelt like they needed a wash, sort of an op shop smell. I forget what I paid for a happy ending, I think maybe 50. Not worth it really and then she offered oral for a hundred. I said I could get full service in other places for that. She said things were more expensive out here. Fucking hell. What was farout was all along the skirting boards Lou Lou has plastic flowers, insane! In reception, down the passage way, in the room, fucking everywhere. I won't hurry back but if I do I'll ask for Ann.

You need to get ann. She gives you are great strong massage. HJ nice. Lets me play with her pussy but haved offered oral yet.

[Googlediddy]

How can one visit this place you didn't say where it is or name of establishment or where on line. What area is it or ewhat is the online site

If you want to [CodeWord140] away $75 and experience the horror of an "attractive 25yr old thai girl with DD breasts " I suggest you.

Search Loncao. This person advertises frequently under the guise of Nana, Gigi, Ange and so on. Apartment near NAB offices.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

[LuckyDeano]

How can one visit this place you didn't say where it is or name of establishment or where on line. What area is it or ewhat is the online site]Visited an "are&t" the other night that frequently advertises online.

I usually frequent tope / asianangels but I wasn't in the mood for FS so rolled the dice with this one.

Advertised was a $75 massage +. Ending with a 25yr old Thai / Viet girl with DD breasts.

When I got to the place in West Melbourne I greeted by the most ugliest looking thing I have ever come across.

I hate to sound like dickhead or harsh but I was shocked and froze in the doorway. I didn't have high expectations.

But no way was the girl 25, more like 35 at the youngest + she was short, fat and looked like a frypan.

I was in two minds to walk away but somehow got ushered in + I didn't want to be rude.

What followed was 25mins of regret. There was no way I was getting erect being in the company of this monstrous looking thing.

I got a mixture of a massage. If there was one positive, her tits were actually a D but whenever I went to play with them she was said "Noh, you pay mor money!"

Which was a joke.

I left before the time was up and made a dash for the door, went home and had a 30 min shower scrubbing away my sins. Then watched some JAV LOL.

Next time I will stick with my usual places.

If you are looking for a fright then I suggest you vist this place and request the "25 year old thai / viet with DD tits"![/QUOTE]

[HornyKiwi]

Person's Name: Eva.

Establishment: Southern Comfort.

Contact Details / Address: Dingley.

Hours of Business:

Prices: $95 1/2 Hour.

Age: 27.

Size / shape: 4.

Nationality or Ethnicity: Thai.

Services: Full.

Value for money / recommend? : Yes.

My experience / comments: I happened to be down Dingley way and thought I would pop into Southern Comfort to see who was available. Just as I arrived 3 other guys rocked up just in front of me. Since I was there I figured why not just have a look anyway and proceeded to enter and went to the lounge to look. Most of the ladies were 35-45 and on the heavier side. Next thing I knew was Eva can and said hi to me and she was the one for me. I went to arrange to be with her. Sadly due to the sudden influx of punters all the rooms were in use and I had to wait 30 mins. I figured she was worth the wait and went into the lounge and wait for a room to become available.

When a room became available Eva grabbed my hand and proceeded to take me to the empty room and ensured that everything was nice and clean and tidy. I jumped in the shower and just as I got out Eva walked back into the room.

Eva has a great body and once she was undressed you could see that it was nice and toned as well. The touch of her skin was nice and soft and she tasted well. She proceeded to give me a CBJ but sadly she did not deep throat but that didn't matter as I enjoyed myself. After she had me ready she replaced the condom and proceeded to slide on me and seeing my cock disappear into her nice wet pussy got me harder. After having her ride me and feeling I wanted to come I got her to get on the bed so I could give her a good fuck doggy style.

Feeling how small her hips were as I fucked her was such a turn on and this helped me cross the line. I had a great session with Eva and would love to see her again.

[Googlediddy]

Went to the massage place near Camberwell station in a side street off Burke Road. Got a young asian student. She seemed keen. Asking her if I was going to give her any tips. When the time came turned out she would only do a tugjob and wanted $50 for it. I said no way and told her $20 and she agreed. But then she pulled out a box of gloves and put them on to jerk me off.

Such a turn off!

Thanks for the review, can't imagine getting a HJ with a glove, like WTF.

I go past that street quite often, is this place a business or private residence. I never noticed anything along there, or maybe I didn't look hard enough.

Thanks

[Dicanio09]

Went to the massage place near Camberwell station in a side street off Burke Road. Got a young asian student. She seemed keen. Asking her if I was going to give her any tips. When the time came turned out she would only do a tugjob and wanted $50 for it. I said no way and told her $20 and she agreed. But then she pulled out a box of gloves and put them on to jerk me off.

Such a turn off!

[Teltel]

Does Linda wear a fake blonde wig?

Been years since I saw her cannot recall, the interest on my part was in other regions.

Teltel

[DingoD]

Have not been past but have called a number of times over the past few weeks with no answer, can anyone provide an update on the old faithful 47 Melville Road in West Brunswick? Is it still operating? What has it been. 12 or 13 years since I went there for the first time and as it was very local I turned into a regular with generally pretty good service. Even a couple of home visits to the girls was thrown in-ahhhh the good days. Well-if it is now defunct does anyone know where Anna is working? She told me she used to also work at one of the places on High St in Preston. Always got a really good service from Anna!

Any help appreciated!

[OnlyAGame]

I get the shits when I visit one dud establishment so to visit 3 in a week means that I have not had a good week. To save anyone else the pain, I can strongly not recommend the following places:

-325 Huntingdale Road Oakleigh. A private house that looks derelict and has the appearance of a place where everything would be on offer for not much money. Wrong. $50 for half an hour,"the boss doesn't allow nude" and a tug is another $20. A demolition order is the only thing that could make this place better.

-4 Railway Pde Pascoe Vale. Seemingly 2 separate massage businesses next door to each other but they are actually joined internally so you end up in the same place no matter which one you enter. $50 for half an hour and not even a flip, let alone a hint of any extras and a masseuse who didn't say a word. Terrible.

-132 Nepean Hwy Aspendale. A new business with clueless staff. $40 for half an hour, no tug, no privacy and horrendous traffic noise. No redeeming features.

[Engine Driver]

Here is my list of the top 4 craziest, wackiest experiences in Melbourne at the moment. All are completely different experiences. The only thing common is that you will leave your session shaking your head and wondering if it all happened.

1. Cristal Hot Babe the young English hooker who provides the ultimate porn star experience. Anything you ever wanted can be had and guaranteed to wear you out in 15 minutes. She used to work at Collingwood Confidential, but now only freelances. Text her on 0488 181808. She has her own web site and the pictures there will show you what your're about to get into. Not for the feint hearted.

2. Veronica the Ass Assassin. She will attack your ass like no other woman could in your entire lifetime. Some serious anal violation. Text her on 0413 309683.

3. Barbara the self-appointed Polish Princess. Who else would give you a fabulous pedicure, lick your ass and then drain your balls by drinking every drop of cum? Call her on 0447 447555.

4. Sarah / Leanne the Sexy Nude Piano Teacher. Hottest, sexiest, slimmest, prettiest working girl who does absolutely everything, including bareback anal. Slightly quirky and the set up is a bit strange, but what the heck? You will not fuck a more beautiful woman! Text her on 0401 195902.

Any more suggestions to add to this list?

[Engine Driver]

I seem to be one of the few fans of white Australian girls on this Melbourne forum of late. Was feeling a little bored one lunch time last week so I headed out to Collingwood Confidential on Rupert Street. The had two hot looking Aussies in the line up. Both were tall, slim women in the their late 20's and both would have enhanced my reputation if I was seen around town with them on my arm. Unfortunately, their attitudes were quite negative. One said that she never, ever allows kissing or DATY and the other said that for the GFE package (which included light kissing and DATY) , I had to tip her an extra $50. So an easy decision was made to get the hell out of there. Even if paid the extra $50, taking the half hour booking total to $190, there's no way it would have been a pleasant experience.

Not wanting to get back to work before draining my balls, I went to my usual back up joint, The Main Course on Dudley Street. They had a five girl line up at 12. 00 noon. My usual favourites Kaz and Simone were there as well as a few new ones. I chose Phoenix, a super slim blonde whom I've not seen before. Now Phoenix is probably in her late 30's and still looks good. 20 years ago, she would have been smoking hot and a real 10. When she took her clothes off, I noticed her boobs were very saggy (may be due to weight loss, childbirth or just gravity) , but her body was still excellent. Phoenix was very accommodating with DFK, DATY, perfect CBJ while looking into your eyes, AR and any position I wanted. I even stuck my finger up her ass when she was riding me cowgirl and she didn't seem to mind. Nice amount of real dirty, filthy talk. Neatly trimmed, odourless pussy and ass were excellent for eating. We finished a bit early and she gave me a good shoulder rub. Was very chatty and friendly and made for a real change from the usual Asian crap I've had to put up with at the AMPs. (Now before anyone complains, that's not intended as a racist comment. I'm merely pointing out the difference in level of service).

WIR? For sure, in fact I'm getting a hard on just thinking about Phoenix.

[Googlediddy]

Visited an "are&t" the other night that frequently advertises online.

I usually frequent tope / asianangels but I wasn't in the mood for FS so rolled the dice with this one.

Advertised was a $75 massage +. Ending with a 25yr old Thai / Viet girl with DD breasts.

When I got to the place in West Melbourne I greeted by the most ugliest looking thing I have ever come across.

I hate to sound like dickhead or harsh but I was shocked and froze in the doorway. I didn't have high expectations.

But no way was the girl 25, more like 35 at the youngest + she was short, fat and looked like a frypan.

I was in two minds to walk away but somehow got ushered in + I didn't want to be rude.

What followed was 25mins of regret. There was no way I was getting erect being in the company of this monstrous looking thing.

I got a mixture of a massage. If there was one positive, her tits were actually a D but whenever I went to play with them she was said "Noh, you pay mor money!"

Which was a joke.

I left before the time was up and made a dash for the door, went home and had a 30 min shower scrubbing away my sins. Then watched some JAV LOL.

Next time I will stick with my usual places.

If you are looking for a fright then I suggest you vist this place and request the "25 year old thai / viet with DD tits"!