Hong Kong Club Reports

[Joe Arturo]

This may be a little off topic but couldn't the clubs figure out a way to let the customers know what the wait time is at the border? I know that if I see that the wait time is 90 minutes or more I would spend a little more time and money in the club. After 9 PM it is a moot point because I have never had to wait more than 20 minutes but during the day it can be a nightmare getting back to the good ol' USA. Just my 2 pesos.

If you understand Spanish, call 664. 700. 7000 (a Tijuana number) and a recording that is updated every 15 minutes will tell you how many cars are in line on the left side and how many cars are in line on the right side and how many people are in the pedestrian line.

[Phordphan]

You can check.

http://apps.cbp.gov/bwt/

For wait times at all the border crossings. They have a simplified page for Otay Mesa good for mobile apps at.

http://apps.cbp.gov/bwt/portList.asp...=port&n=250601

It lists commercial, passenger, and pedestrian wait times with updates about every hour or two.

When I left Friday morning, the pedestrian line went to the street then curved back around out of site. Must have been at least two hours. I used Sentri, and walked past it all (took about 5 minutes to walk past the line) with no one in front at the desk. There's a one-time fee of $122, but worth it not to wait for 2+ hours in the Tijuana sun.

I *think* that those border wait times are from the time you enter the turnstile. I've seen fairly reasonable wait times on that site, only to find huge lines when I got to the border.

[GolfSexRroll]

Has anyone seen a chica with a pierced tongue in the clubs? Or one that will go arriba anyway. I guess that they don't want to tear the raincoat or something. Just wondering.

[Guitarrefreak]

I will be heading down there in the evening, send me a txt on my Tijuana cell and we will see if timing works out.

update: looks like regular members cant get PMs ...

Heading down to Tijuana on Monday.

I'll be there around noon.

Is anybody interested to have a drink?

[ViajeroGringo]

This may be a little off topic but couldn't the clubs figure out a way to let the customers know what the wait time is at the border? I know that if I see that the wait time is 90 minutes or more I would spend a little more time and money in the club. After 9 PM it is a moot point because I have never had to wait more than 20 minutes but during the day it can be a nightmare getting back to the good ol' USA. Just my 2 pesos.

You can check http://apps.cbp.gov/bwt/ For wait times at all the border crossings. They have a simplified page for Otay Mesa good for mobile apps at http://apps.cbp.gov/bwt/portList.asp...=port&n=250601. It lists commercial, passenger, and pedestrian wait times with updates about every hour or two.

When I left Friday morning, the pedestrian line went to the street then curved back around out of site. Must have been at least two hours. I used Sentri, and walked past it all (took about 5 minutes to walk past the line) with no one in front at the desk. There's a one-time fee of $122, but worth it not to wait for 2+ hours in the Tijuana sun.

[The Hammer1169]

LOL I can't believe you gringos discussing over $1. Cracks me up.

As mentioned many times, I lived in Mexico a couple of years. This is kind of funny! The biggest complaint the Mexicans have is the gringos don't want to pay for anything, or think since it is Mexico to go on the cheap. That's why they elevate their prices; they know the Americans are going to chisel them down, so they start high, the Americans bring them down to their real price, and both parties leave happy!

The strippers in particular play that game. Start you out at $200. 00 but know damn well they will settle for $100. 00 if you are decent looking. I have heard from many strippers who got to rooms and guys refused to pay them or argued about services. Why do you think the SGs in Tijuana tell you EXACTLY what they will and will not do. Everything is itemized. They should have a print out to hand clients with a list of services:

1. Quick fuck: pants around knees, shirt on. Missionary $20. 00.

2. Quick fuck: pants off, shirt on. Doggie, Missionary, Cowboy $25. 00 (20 minute max)

3. Quick fuck, CBJ: Doggie, Missionary, Cowboy $30. 00.

4. Quick fuck: Naked. Multiple positions (moaning and kissing extra $10. 00. Not on mouth!)

5. Quick fuck: Naked. Multiple positions-Eat me out for 5-minutes $15. 00 extra.

6. Quick fuck: Naked. Multiple positions-coverless BJ for 5-minutes. Don't cum in my fucking mouth! $40. 00.

This is why I always spent the $150. 00-$200. 00 and got strippers, and had MY way as long as it wasn't too bizzare.

[Fredla4947]

Heading down to Tijuana on Monday.

I'll be there around noon.

Is anybody interested to have a drink?

[MS Clive]

All good advice but more often than not at least early there are a lot of the YELLOW economico cabs that will gladly take $3 although they may ask for $4 sometimes. The white (Libre's) are not always that easily spotted in the McDonald's area as much as the yellows compacts. Not talking about the large yellows they will want $5.

LOL I can't believe you gringos discussing over $1. Cracks me up.

[PimpinIt]

This is a continuation of my report 'Friday Night. Mujeres Loca' from general reports.

It's Tuesday. I've been trying to get ahold of my Mujer loca since Friday night. I got a few sporadic messages on sat, but it's been silent since Sunday.

Yesterday, on another forum, I recounted a story from my college days how I woke one of my Asian roommates up from sleep, and gave her a rough ass-fucking, and how she accepted it obediently and submissively.

Well, I had a semi all day long thinking about it, so I figured I'd go down let one loose.

Left work. 40 min drive. 15 min walk / taxi, and I'm greeting the friendly doorman outside of A. Head over to HK and buy a beer.

I figure I'm safe from being caught by my Mujer Loca cause she hasn't responded to any msgs, and she prolly not working on a Tuesday.

Unexpectedly, I meet up with a buddy I haven't seen for a while and we shoot the shit. I've completely forgotten about my Mujer Loca, and I'm pretty much focused on scoping out the joint for a chick that I can imagine myself banging. After a while, I see one, give my greetings to my buddy, and swoop in on her, and off we go to order drinks.

Her name is Funny, and she's pretty sweet, and pretty hot looking.

Right as the Misero drops off my girl's drink, I see my Mujer Loca walking by and the voice inside my head is screaming.

HOLY SHIT, THAT'S HER, I can't LET HER SEE ME OTHERWISE I'm FUCKED.

And my flight or fight, in this case it was flight, instinct kicks in. I drop the misero $10 accepting that I will lose the change as payment for escaping without being seen, and rush out the back door.

Once I get outside, I come to my senses, and realize I don't need to run. Why not just go grab my Mujere Loca, and have a good time.

So I head back into the club with determination, and walk towards where I last saw her. On my way, I pass the Funny and the misero who too caught up still dealing with the fiche paperwork to notice me.

I find my Mujere Loca dancing on the bar, grab her down, and we head upstairs above the front entrance to have a more secluded drink.

We talk about what happened on Friday, why she left, but she cannot even explain it herself. This has become a bit of a pattern that when she gets really drunk, she likes to storm off in a fury.

About 10 minutes into the fiche, Funny shows up at the top of the stairs and just stands there staring at me with such a stink eye, burning holes into my forehead with her stare.

Eventually she walks away without my Mujere Loca noticing, and we have a great, PROLONGED fiche. She must have spent 40. 50 mins on that fiche, and when I asked her to go upstairs, she still had like half left which she gulped down.

Upstairs, passion is HOT. This is the first time that we've been together intimately in several months since our previous romance kinda dissipated away. We're ripping each other's clothes off, kissing passionately.

I push her on the bed, and we're off to the races. This is possibly one of the most intense and exerting sessions I've ever had in my life, for the entire hour that I paid for. Damn by the end, we were both drenched in sweat, sheets are everywhere. Minds are blown.

Like I said, we've already had a romance in the past, and I've banged her several times in the past outside for gratis, but I've always ever paid her when we were in the club.

I was trying to figure out a way I could step it up to the next level and get gratis in the club too, and so I planned that I would bring her close to me and continue passionate conversation with her till the hotel boy kicked us out, and then there would be so much hurry she wouldn't think about the payment.

It worked!

We went back down to have another drink, and it turned out she was off her shift in 15 minutes. Why not grab some tacos after. Up she goes to change to her street clothes.

While I'm waiting for her at the bar, I see Funny again staring me at me from across the main room. So much bitterness and disdain on her face.

I couldn't help thinking to myself that I could probably turn this into an AWESOME tumultuous bang.

Tacos. Bring her in the taxi back to her apt.

While we had been talking over drinks, I had mentioned to her once that the taxi drivers always charged me $20 to get back to the linea from her apt, and we concluded it was because I was a gringo. When we got into the taxi, she negotiated with the taxi driver for only $10 back to the linea.

Hot and steamy passion bang!

Gratis!

Negotiates good price for me in the taxi!

GOOD CHICA!

[Cooze Hunt]

Thanks for your responses. I particularly like Jackie888's idea of the $3 fare to Adelita's. I'll have to try that. At least the taxi fare hasn't changed since the 90's. I remember my first time at Adelita's. I think I was able to talk the Hyna down to $40 + $10 for the room. Of course, that was mid-90's. Prices have gone up a little, but thats to be expected. Can't wait to get a couple of nuts squeezed out there.

Sometimes I read talk of girls with braces between HK and Adelita's. How many girls there have recently been spotted with braces? If so, anyone know what times these particular chica's work? It's a weird turn on for me.

[Ninguno Especial]

Go to the "white cab."

Tell them "Adelitas."

Raise up 2 fingers and say 2 dollars.

When he counter-offers with 3 dollars.

Say "ok."

Get in in the front passenger seat.

I guarantee you that he'll take you directly to Adelitas.

All good advice but more often than not at least early there are a lot of the YELLOW economico cabs that will gladly take $3 although they may ask for $4 sometimes. The white (Libre's) are not always that easily spotted in the McDonald's area as much as the yellows compacts. Not talking about the large yellows they will want $5.

[PimpinIt]

Go to the "white cab."

Tell them "Adelitas."

Raise up 2 fingers and say 2 dollars.

When he counter-offers with 3 dollars.

Say "ok."

Get in in the front passenger seat.

I guarantee you that he'll take you directly to Adelitas.

Just confirmed this works today.

Instead of walking straight after the first turnstile, I turned and went to the one on the right.

I was a little timid to be haggling in the open about going to Adelitas, so my plan was to accept the first taxi offer, and do the negotiation on the way to his car.

I asked 'cuanto para ir a Adelitas'. $4 he said. $2 I countered. We settled on $3.

[Scooter Line]

I am visiting San Diego and I decide to get up early to see the gold medal soccer match between Mexico and Brazil. I walk into the club right when Mexico scores in the first minute. I know it's 7 AM but I am expecting a huge crowd because Mexico has never won a medal at the olympics. It is a very sparse crowd and there is a minimum amount of hotties. I am watching upstairs and Amica walks by in her street clothes and gives me a hug. (She is in her 30's, always smiling, big tits) I haven't seen her in over a year. She comes back, we have a drink and go arriba. Since I wanted extra time with her I pay for the hour. 25 for the room, $ for her. We watch the second half of the game in bed having a great deal of fun. Mexico wins-the girls are happy, the staff is happy, the patrons are happy-but the knock still comes on the door after 60 minutes. Damn! Oh well, after a 70 minute wait at the border it is back to reality. I wish I could spend more breakfasts at HK.

This may be a little off topic but couldn't the clubs figure out a way to let the customers know what the wait time is at the border? I know that if I see that the wait time is 90 minutes or more I would spend a little more time and money in the club. After 9 PM it is a moot point because I have never had to wait more than 20 minutes but during the day it can be a nightmare getting back to the good ol' USA. Just my 2 pesos.

[Jackie888]

Hello gents! I haven't been to Tijuana since 2005 (ish). I'm planning on making a quicktrip there in a few weeks. Question about the taxis at the border. The last time I went, I was with a group of guys. We all piled into a cab at the border and we asked to be taken to Adelita's. The driver ended up taking us a few blocks outside La Zona and insisted on having us try out this "new club" that he knew the owner of. I said no, he drove us there anyway. Then out pops a big burly dude in a suit holding a clipboard (looking like the Mexican equivalent of the Secret Service) trying to usher us out of the taxi into a really sketchy looking "house" for lack of a better word. At any rate, I kept my composure, and insisted the driver take us to Adelita's, I told him we were not interested. Finally he relented after what seemed like an eternity and drove us to Adelita's.

My question is, how can I avoid this trap in the future? Since I'll be travelling on my own, I don't need this kind of stress, I'd like to know if there is a way to spot a taxi driver that will just take me to HK without being hassled. I've only been to Tijuana a handfull of times and most of those times I was pretty liuored up. That was back in the 90's, so I'm not too familiar with the streets, otherwise I'd probably just try to hoof it there. Follow up question, if anyone has left Cascada's in the morning, say 5-8 AM. Are there taxi's available to transpo to the crossing at that time in the morning?

Go to the "white cab."

Tell them "Adelitas."

Raise up 2 fingers and say 2 dollars.

When he counter-offers with 3 dollars.

Say "ok."

Get in in the front passenger seat.

I guarantee you that he'll take you directly to Adelitas.

[Keg]

She was friendly, but far too efficient; I take the blame for the short session. However, she wouldn't stay for the rest of the time, saying she was hungry and had a sandwich waiting. Oh well.

That was awesome, LOL.