Medellin Reports

[Colombia Jake]

No, still here just don't check in as much as I should. Busy having fun and living this incredible dream like life. Got a call two weeks ago from a chica, I got a number from on the metro two months before telling me she's coming to town for the flower festival. I didn't give it much stock because she did this one time before and never showed. Picture on my website with her on the couch but she showed from Cucuta near the border with Venezuela, great week together had to put off the girlfriend with a client in town routine which was true. Finally had to ask my visitor to leave yesterday and another cutie spent the afternoon with me that I met while I was with my client showing him around and getting things going for him. She left at 7pm last night and I picked up my girlfriend at 10pm and she just left this morning. This place and life is dreamy and I love just about every minute of it!

[TweedleD]

Funny you should mention this. As I was sitting on my bed in Plaza II night before last getting my 10th uncovered blowjob in 5 days, I was thinking to myself "How many guys back home in the states will go all year without getting one of these"?"Just doesn't seem fair".

You're lagging! Step up the program a bit.

[MiamiHeatLuver]

Jonesie,

I used to date her when she was 18 hombre, met her in Mangos, she was with a group of people on the next table.

She had her tounge down the throat of a 70 year old guy, beautifull sight.

I sent the waitress over to get her telephone number, we dated for 3-4 months then I lost contact.

Medellin Bob ran into her one night and offered her the job.

I new her when she and her friend could drink Guardo by the bottle, she got potted just after we lost contact and now has a little "bastard" running around.

Maybe you didn't offer her enough, you "chichi-pato" jajaja.

A. G.

Ha haaaaa, got to love Colombia, where having a lot of money can make almost any girl (puta) become ciega and your temporary "girlfriend"
Where having a good time and rumbiando will ALWAYS trump a little self diginity lol!

"She had her tounge down the throat of a 70 year old guy, beautifull sight."Ii you sure that wasn't you they were talking about mate? Jajajajaja

[Aussie Greg]

Jonesie,
I used to date her when she was 18 hombre, met her in Mangos, she was with a group of people on the next table.
She had her tounge down the throat of a 70 year old guy, beautifull sight.
I sent the waitress over to get her telephone number, we dated for 3-4 months then I lost contact.
Medellin Bob ran into her one night and offered her the job.
I new her when she and her friend could drink Guardo by the bottle, she got potted just after we lost contact and now has a little "bastard" running around.
Maybe you didn't offer her enough, you "chichi-pato" jajaja.

A. G.

Here's a pic of Diane. The bartender at the new MP bar. She resisted my charms (cash offers). But definitely worth looking at.

[Jonesie]

Here's a pic of Diane. The bartender at the new MP bar. She resisted my charms (cash offers). But definitely worth looking at.

[Jonesie]

Funny you should mention this. As I was sitting on my bed in Plaza II night before last getting my 10th uncovered blowjob in 5 days, I was thinking to myself "How many guys back home in the states will go all year without getting one of these"?"Just doesn't seem fair".

Ill be heading to Mde in a few weeks, any one know where to find the 19 yearold virgins, haha, Lookin for a non pro with my limited spanish and visa card, haha, My self worthlessness, I've concluded in the USA, leads me in this direction, Nice guys definetly finish last in the USA, so I have nothing to lose in South America.

[El Bacano]

Ill be heading to Mde in a few weeks, any one know where to find the 19 yearold virgins, haha, Lookin for a non pro with my limited spanish and visa card, haha, My self worthlessness, I've concluded in the USA, leads me in this direction, Nice guys definetly finish last in the USA, so I have nothing to lose in South America.

[Aussie Greg]

You "WILL NOT" be disappointed mate.

A. G.

Don't forget my chocolates on the pillow. Long time my Aussie friend. I think I need a vacation. Are these kinda girls still hanging around in my room?

[FruitNinja]

Senor Simon, another nice piece of pussy, room 8 Hotel Medellin Plaza 1, I stand to be corrected!

A. G.

Don't forget my chocolates on the pillow. Long time my Aussie friend. I think I need a vacation. Are these kinda girls still hanging around in my room?

[Aussie Greg]

Senor Simon, another nice piece of pussy, room 8 Hotel Medellin Plaza 1, I stand to be corrected!

A. G.

Maybe we can get some sanity back on the board. Here's my contribution to a saner friendlier board.

Only good pussy for everyone.

[FruitNinja]

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Maybe we can get some sanity back on the board. Here's my contribution to a saner friendlier board.

Only good pussy for everyone.

[Carlos3000]

Only good bong rips!

Hahahahaha! Thanks Man, I needed the chuckle badly today! Dealing with some jerks at work.

[Kelso1]

As others have already said " enough is enough." You guys could continue your flame war via PM.

Myself I leave for MGA next Tuesday, and I will look at the MDE board when I return, and hope to see no more of this banter. All I think people want to read here are trip reports with solid details of where, and how much. It is OK if you want to put in how many orgasimos you gave the WG, but keep the reports cuming.

[SavePros321]

I was thinking the same thing. The definition of a 19 year old virgin Colombiana = a liar.

I agree. I would have gotten the "I'm a virgin" (translation: "I don't want to fuck, but I'll take everything else that comes with the gig") part straightened out first way before the clothes shopping and showering naked together.

Only good bong rips!

[Manizales911]

I do not know Legal Tender, but I have to admit it does sound a little far fetched. A 19 year virgin in Colombia? LOL

I was thinking the same thing. The definition of a 19 year old virgin Colombiana = a liar.