FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Kimino]

High marks on all except the NEW jacuzzi which is not hot enough.

And we all know that cold water doesn't make us look good in front of girls. LOL.

Kimino

[Rocketboy0]

"Das Vaterland" meaning German, right? Description definitely interesting for me, as you know. Didn't understand if you did try the girl or not.Kimino

Yes on both; road-tested, superb handling.

On the rest from yesterday. I keep thinking common sense rules around here but obviously it was NOT alles bareback day yesterday, as it never ever would, should, or could be at Artemis. And as I rather clearly wrote, there is a NEW sauna and a NEW steam bath in the NEW area that is all NEW and I tried all successfully in all their NEWness. High marks on all except the NEW jacuzzi which is not hot enough.

[Kimino]

The second surprise was Zoey, a very pretty blue-eyed, maybe early 30s, C / D cuppeth, tall dyed red-head, lots of tats, suicidey girl from das Vaterland.

"Das Vaterland" meaning German, right? Description definitely interesting for me, as you know. Didn't understand if you did try the girl or not.

Kimino

[West K]

You have to understand RB's "humor". Please do not take it for truth.

AM

Ok.) LOL

Even that happen, I won't do it without condom. Too risky, though STD is quite properly controled in major FKKs in Germany.

[Angus Magee]

No condom sex at Artemis as an event? Am I understanding this correct? It is hard to believe, but if it is true, then isn`t it too risky both girls and also us clients.

Pregnancy issue is controlled to certain extent with pills. But STD risk is high.

I hope it is my misunderstanding as I do not know any FKK or even brothels in the world (legal ones) which offers no condom sex to clients.

You have to understand RB's "humor". Please do not take it for truth.

AM

[Hessen Bub]

No condom sex at Artemis as an event? Am I understanding this correct? It is hard to believe, but if it is true, then isn`t it too risky both girls and also us clients.

I hope it is my misunderstanding as I do not know any FKK or even brothels in the world (legal ones) which offers no condom sex to clients.

Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u85u2ymDl8M

And sure there are BB clubs in Germany: Dolce Vita, Dietzenbach, Grimberg, Arabella, Villa Venus. 30€/30min incl. All extras an BB. But that's a different story.

HB

[West K]

In honor of Vatertag, Artemis to everyone's surprise had a special Alles Ohne- Alles Bareback Nacht. Simply unbelievable. Fucking as it should be, no condoms anywhere, and all the girls were psyched. The idea was "Everyone should be a Father". We will see in 9 months.

No condom sex at Artemis as an event? Am I understanding this correct? It is hard to believe, but if it is true, then isn`t it too risky both girls and also us clients.

Pregnancy issue is controlled to certain extent with pills. But STD risk is high.

I hope it is my misunderstanding as I do not know any FKK or even brothels in the world (legal ones) which offers no condom sex to clients.

[West K]

a steamy Turkish bath, a hop in the nice (but very tepid) jacuzzi and a sauna in the new glassed in section.

Did Artemis made new good enough sauna in new wing?

Or you are talking about turkish bath in Hamman downstairs by the swimming pool?

[Rocketboy0]

In honor of Vatertag, Artemis to everyone's surprise had a special Alles Ohne- Alles Bareback Nacht. Simply unbelievable. Fucking as it should be, no condoms anywhere, and all the girls were psyched. The idea was "Everyone should be a Father". We will see in 9 months.

Well, perhaps I exaggerate somewhat, after too many free beers at the party. Actually there were 2 surprises tonight. First, Poondorf, the new wing, was fully open and operational. Somehow all the side scaffolding got removed, the terrace cleaned up, and the watering holes cleaned in about 3 days. RB took a few laps in the pool, a steamy Turkish bath, a hop in the nice (but very tepid) jacuzzi and a sauna in the new glassed in section. Showered in the new area as well. The new kitchen was open and served up a variety of grilled meats. Just to the left of it is a small bar which is self serve, so no more waiting in the main circus for drinks-nice. Lots of lounge chairs and sofas, everyone ate at long tables, all the new rooms were in use, and life was good. Had a good look at the trains passing by and there is so much foliage now that all the tittering about this is really a red herring; no one can see a whole lot from the tracks, so husbands can relax about their commuting wives. I think it is staying open as of now, with a plan to grill 3 times a week outside.

The second surprise was Zoey, a very pretty blue-eyed, maybe early 30s, C / D cuppeth, tall dyed red-head, lots of tats, suicidey girl from das Vaterland. Despite being somewhat off the usual menu, her presence has been noted by RB for a long time but he could never seal the deal. She seemed to vanish early evenings, presumably with her stable of Russian oligarchs or whatevers. In fact, she just works days (only 3) and leaves very early, like 8pm. Very smart, has been around, soft, passionate, responsive and a most def repeat.

[HardHatMack]

I was in Berlin for a show and traveling with a lot of luggage. They were able to accommodate me while I whiled away the hours before my flight out.

Thanks for Angus and Cane too! This really save my day. All the extra hustle with luggage I'm trying to avoid. Artemis feels reliable place, so I don't have to be worried what going to do after airport landing: Straight to meet the girls and perhaps doing same again when leaving Berlin! It's not so far from Tegel.

[Fritobugger]

I was in Berlin for a show and traveling with a lot of luggage. They were able to accommodate me while I whiled away the hours before my flight out.

Should be no problem leaving a suitcase with the front desk to be stored in the small room where they keep the robes. Plenty of guys do this.

AM

[Angus Magee]

Some help needed. I'm possible this time coming straight from airport with my luggage. Well, I'm not carrying grandmothers porcellain collection, just about one cabin-sized luggage. Does anyone know is it possible to bring such a thing into Artemis? Not sure will it fit into locker. If I can go directly into Artemis, it will be more easier than getting first into my hotel opposite site of Berlin. Timesaving.

Thank You for listening me.

Should be no problem leaving a suitcase with the front desk to be stored in the small room where they keep the robes. Plenty of guys do this.

AM

[The Cane]

Some help needed. I'm possible this time coming straight from airport with my luggage. Well, I'm not carrying grandmothers porcellain collection, just about one cabin-sized luggage. Does anyone know is it possible to bring such a thing into Artemis? Not sure will it fit into locker. If I can go directly into Artemis, it will be more easier than getting first into my hotel opposite site of Berlin. Timesaving.

Thank You for listening me.

Unless something has changed, Artemis is a good place for storing your luggage. I've done it there myself. When you enter and approach the reception desk, there is a room off to the right. You can put your luggage in there, and you can rest assured that it will be safe because of where the room is located. This is a very good question. Many of the clubs have limited to no storage capacity for your luggage. Of the places I have frequented, I have found Artemis to be the best in this regard. Even when I don't have luggage with me, I will check the facilities out on this issue just to make a mental note for the future, because you just never know when you might want to keep your bags with you rather than leave them at the hotel, at the airport, etc.

[West K]

A solid working WiFi, so people could hang about for hours but still work when needed. Security concerns seem easily manageable.

I agree with you, but they won't do this one I think.

I say this because of camera concerns on computers. I know most FKK (Artemis included) are concern for clients taking photos inside clubs. They won't even let you reply your business sms / calls on your mobile phones because most mobile phones have cameras now.

So I doubt they let you use computers in the club (most have cameras on them now) or if they soften up, there will be like restricted area or IT room or something like that LOL

Sorry to be repetitive, but I need steam sauna! Dry sauna is nice, but I cannot take many of them as it is too hard on your body, I would appreciate good steam sauna.

[HardHatMack]

Some help needed. I'm possible this time coming straight from airport with my luggage. Well, I'm not carrying grandmothers porcellain collection, just about one cabin-sized luggage. Does anyone know is it possible to bring such a thing into Artemis? Not sure will it fit into locker. If I can go directly into Artemis, it will be more easier than getting first into my hotel opposite site of Berlin. Timesaving.

Thank You for listening me.