Warsaw

[Tedesco]

Hi,

I'm currently looking to go to Warsaw for a weekend break.

Can anyone give me tips on the best place to stay? Particularly a hotel close to the action, and that is known to allow female guests?

Also whats the best brothel for a first time goer?

Http://www.independent-escorts.info/hotel-warsaw.htm Scroll through the reports written during the last months and you'll get an idea how to approach the girls. Webpages such as http://www.odloty.pl E. G. May give you a certain impression. Arriving in Warsaw buy a Polish telephone card for your mobile phone. This way you are able to write sms and that's helpful concerning the communication of the adress of the girl, if she knows English.

[SoftDrink]

Hey all,

Are there any nice erotic massage parlors in Warsaw or hotel spas where you can pay extra fees to get the erotic touch.

I am staying at the Sofitel victoria next week for 3 days.

Cheers

[Fabien]

Hi,

I'm currently looking to go to Warsaw for a weekend break.

Can anyone give me tips on the best place to stay? Particularly a hotel close to the action, and that is known to allow female guests?

Also whats the best brothel for a first time goer?

[Maverick111]

Could anyone give me recommendations on any independent girls in Warsaw as I will be visiting soon for 4 nights. I'm not interested in any girl from odloty or Roksa as they are unreliable in my opinion and experience. Iv seen a few girls when iv been over from London but I'm looking for a new girl. Preferably 20-25 years old. Genuine, friendly and confident. Blonde or brunette. Preferably slim

Just wondering if anyone can help with experience of an independent.

Thanks in advance

Maverick

[Kiltie]

A couple of weeks back it was a holiday in Warsaw called Corpus Christi. Practically everything was closed. I phoned this girl http://www.odloty.pl/en/announcement...lik/98950.html And arranged a meeting. She has an apartment on Zlota not too far from Stalin's erection.

She is the girl in the photos.

She is really quite toned and is quite softly spoken.

The cost per hour was 150pln, included passionate kissing, OWO and a shag.

In the unlikely event that I visit warsaw again, I will contact her.

[Neuro666]

As always, I put some effort into preparations, even if I was in a hurry and decided to bring not so big lists anymore with me. So I did look carefully through the adverts, luckily over the years I got some feeling, what may be real and what not.

First.

http://www.odloty.pl/de/ogloszenia-t...ove/99066.html

She has her nice apartment at Pulawska street in a new building. When I did chose her, she had different pictures, which were in my opinion more sexy than those at the moment, anyway both sets are real. Service was without any limit (sex was with protection of course) , but she is not a stunner, but as I said, service was really good and she tried to make the hour as comfortable as possible. Communication was easy in english, damage was 200 Zloty.

Second.

http://www.odloty.pl/en/announcement...tic/97506.html

In case the advert is not available, try with google cache. Her nice apartment is at Banderii in another big new building. It happened I had been there before, but at a different apartment. She is not a teen nor in her twenties anymore, though I did like her appearance. But again, she's not a stunner, still she has remarkable tits. Service was great again and communication was easy. Damage 200 Zloty.

Third.

As the latter ones were a bit older already, I urgently wanted to have a younger girl, and so I tried her:

http://www.odloty.pl/pl/ogloszenia-t...-19/78436.html

But when I arrived at her address (Bukowinska) , she was busy. Too bad. So I was picked up by her:

http://www.odloty.pl/pl/ogloszenia-t...-30/81676.html

Again a girl, which wasn't a stunner, quite tall and a bit older. Each of with these attributes I did have girls before, but as she presented her to me, still in clothes, she did look quite sexy, and she praised her service, so I did say yes. Ok, when naked, the body wasn't a stunner, and her hair at the pictures is most probably a peruke. It doesn't look natural at all. Her real hair was a bit shorter and a darker too. Anyway, service was good again, communication was easy too. The location itself was quite busy, there were some more girls working for sure. Damage again 200 Zloty.

So, if you are out for good service and you are not focusing on stunners, I would like to recommend any three of them. Odloty is good, if you did you did prepare yourself quite well. Often I did need just to call 2 or 3 girls to get a date, sometimes I was even told on phone, that the girl I just called was not available this but the next day. So this is honest.

I got just one disappointment, several girls point to Pulawska 257, Melody Park. There was good communication, when I called, I got the address, I found the building. But at this address there are not just one building, but four big new buildings in a gated community. It was awkward to discuss with the mama-san infront of the security, the phone was handed over to her by the girl, because it was said, she would speak better english. But the opposite was the case. She wasn't even able to tell me, in which of these four buildings she has her apartment. But this was just the only bad experience, I left the area without any glue and without sex.

[Neuro666]

Pianoplayer: Great report, and great to hear, my list did help. I updated the list with the Sofia-Stripclub, the link should still be the same:

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/...thels_2013.pdf

Eastgoing: Yes, I did visit some more brothels and a few girls from Odloty, but, as always, I'm busy. Not only with the report in my native language.

Brothels report continue.

I did pay Club Aisha, Chmielna 10/36 a visit on a weekday evening. Around four girls were available, maybe one was pretty, but she did hide behind the others, so I couldn't see her fully and I got the impression, she won't like to be chosen. Maybe she already was booked too often. So I took a blonde, which maybe was little over 30 years old, with a little bit harsh face. Damage was 130 Zloty, service was standard. By the way, in the backyard of Chmielna 10 there is now somewhat a pub with people loungering around outside, so it isn't very discreet to enter.

Then I did have a look on Marszalkowska 58/22. That was either on Friday or Saturday late evening, and nobody did open. Anyway, I'm somewhat in doubt, if this one still exists.

I did have a look on Jerozolimskie 23/10 on Sunday evening. Finally, the staircase of the building is renovated now, this always was a bit disgusting. As Sunday is not the best time to monger, there were just two woman available, which I didn't like. Anyway, this one should belong to the chain of Jero 117/21 and Chalu 9/22 and the latter ones weren't too bad this year.

I visited Wilcza 51/56 too, probably on weekend too, there were two girls, both quite ok, I did choose one, service was barely standard, damage 100 Zloty.

Finally I went on a weekday afternoon to Korfantego 43. That's a single house in a quiet living area, and even if there were small signs of red light business, I was a little in doubt, if that is really a brothel. I haven't been there before. Anyway, I was buzzed in, but there was just the barmaid and an bit older woman. I was told, in the evening starting at 8, there will be more girls. One hour is 100 Zloty, this seems reasonable to me, as there is even a room with a bar.

Then I went to Ligonia just around the corner. Same as before, single house with just small signs of a brothel. I did ring, first there came a very good looking girl, I did became happy, but she did not let me in, but asked, what I want. I did ask, if she would speak english. So she went away and called her boyfriend (or colleague). Again I wasn't buzzed in, but he did speak some english and so I did ask: Isn't that a brothel? Now some laughter, and he told me, that is now a hostel, the brothel has moved to Korfantego 43. I said thanks and did not tell him, that I just have been there.

Next stop still the same afternoon was at Dalibora 20, again a single house. This one has no signs at all, but I know the location since years. Around 6 or 8 woman were available, but really not that good looking. Anyway I picked a blonde, whose disappointed me a little, when looking closer. Damage was 120 Zloty and she left her high heels on while fucking, so that was a highlight and I could concentrate on this. Service was standard, but her look was just mediocre.

I regret not having the time to visit a few more of the brothels, especially those I haven't been for years or never.

[PianoPlayer]

I went out exploring the Warsaw private apartments and sex clubs on a Sunday night, when availability of girls in all places is quite limited because many stay home with their families. Nevertheless there was a range of options available. I relied on the excellent list by Neuro666 at Report #3467.

Starting with a walk up Jerozolimskie avenue, around 7 pm I buzzed at number 99 apt 1, but there was no answer (this is the well-reviewed Studio 2, perhaps I should have telephoned, but their web site says they are open 24 hours 7 days a week.) Next was No. 117 Apt 21, where I was buzzed in but they had 3 fat ugly women. As described on the list, the buzzers for the apartments are up a flight of stairs. You just press the apartment number on the door panel and get buzzed in. On to No. 121 apt 6, where there were 4 girls, one of which was doable but perhaps a 7 in looks, so I pressed on. Next was No. 121 apt 18, where there was no answer. Finally, I walked back to Central Station and one block south to Nowogrodska 48 apt 19. This apartment had a nice living room with stripper pole. 4 girls of whom 2 were unattractive. 1 was decent and 1 little redhead was at least an 8 in looks, but very quiet. Price here was 100 zlotys. I went with the redhead, and unfortunately she was one of these workers who hate their job. I could not get her to smile, she spoke almost no English, and she gave a half-hearted CBJ followed by lying on her back like a cold fish. I tried to enjoy her good looks but I felt bad for her and quit after 15 minutes or so, and decided to try some clubs (brothels, expensive, club-like category on the Warsaw list) instead.

I grabbed a taxi from my hotel and gave the driver the address for Imperium, based on prior ISG reports. He told me there were much better places he could suggest, but I was suspicious of scams and insisted on Imperium, although I asked him to wait until I checked it out. This worked out well, because in the end the driver was right.

Imperium: This was a 40-zloty taxi ride from the Central Station. There were 3 unattractive, older fat women. The price quoted was 300 zlotys for one hour. It is perhaps better on a Wednesday to Saturday night. I went to find my taxi driver and told him to take me to some other clubs. He suggested Oasa, which is less than a kilometer away from Imperium.

Oasa – 4 girls, two were doable, one decent-looking redhead, maybe 6-7 looks. Price quoted was 350 zlotys for one hour. I passed. I wanted to find one of those beautiful Polish blondinkas. My intrepid driver suggested we press on to Vanilla. He told me it was considered the 2nd best of these sex clubs in Warsaw, behind only Rasputin. On Fridays and Saturdays he told me Vanilla would normally have 20 to 30 girls, but on Sunday there would be fewer.

Another 4 km and we arrived at Vanilla. The taxi fare was only about 10 zloty for the Imperium-Oasa-Vanilla trip segment. Here there were about 8 girls, including mostly attractive 7-8 (looks) range girls. This is in a large private house, with swimming pool and Jacuzzi suites. The rooms and bathrooms are very nice, reminded me a bit of Cielo Private in Buenos Aires. Price quoted was 350 zlotys, plus 80 zloty drink for the girl. The Jacuzzi suite and swimming pool went for much higher prices. Optional 20 zloty drink for me. I made my usual mistake of choosing the best-looking blonde, and she was very honest in telling me her personal limitations. No kissing, CBJ and straight sex only. She even offered to point out other girls who would offer more services, all for extra money of course. Once I turned down this offer she began working on the upsell, suggesting a bottle of champagne (I didn't ask for the price, I can only imagine) and extra tips for her. When I told her I liked to know the total price once and for all, she called me a scrooge, but then went up to the room and was a good sport. The service was good but very basic as promised. CBJ, sex in a couple of positions. She was a bit hygiene-obsessed as I found with other Warsaw providers, checking the condom regularly etc. This was a better experience than at the 100-zloty apartment, but not five times better. Total damage 460 zloty (300 plus 2 x 80 for girl drinks).

The taxi ride back from Vanilla to Central Station was about 30 zloty on the meter. The day's grand total was about 650 zlotys for taxi and the two sessions.

Rasputin – the taxi driver told me this was the best of these sex clubs, with prices to match. According to him the basic price for girls is 400 zlotys, and I would guess that there would be mandatory girl drinks and hard sell for champagne as at Vanilla. I suppose if you want to spend a lot of money in the hopes of finding the best-looking girls, this might be worth at try.

I should also mention that the reopened strip club Sofia, not on the list, is near the Politechnika metro station at Polna 13, www.klubsofia.pl, is a decent but US-style strip club. It had about 35 dancers on Saturday night. Strip show on stage was continuous, girls were attractive. 7-9, and couch dances are a reasonable 50 zlotys. On the other hand the champagne room is 800 zlotys and there is no sex in the champagne room. Or at least that was what one stripper told me. Cover charge was 20 or 30, can't remember. Does not appear to be one of those notorious clip joint places. In any case we were not presented with any ridiculous bills, and the strippers were not overly aggressive.

My general impression of Warsaw is that with some patience you could find very attractive girls, and perhaps even get good service, but my limited forays found the standard quality of service is quite low, so you have to hunt carefully to find GFE quality. It seems equally likely you will find a good provider in the 100-zloty apartments as in the expensive clubs, I. E. Not very likely.

[Michi T]

A word of warning about "Uleg&322; a w obie dziurki" (http://www.roksa.pl/lge/anons.php?nr=148255)! The girl on the advertisement does not exist! I had meeting at 5 PM. The address is ul. Ludomira Roczykiego 1, apartment 10, 3rd floor (http://goo.gl/maps/m8HI1).

First I had to wait about twenty minutes! The girl, maybe around 20 years old, arrived then and went to the apartment. I could follow her and we entered together to the apartment. This allowed me to see that nobody else was there.

Sex was boring, boring, boring. I did not even get an erection, she was so boring. It was simply a waste of time and money! After less than an hour, she got a call. Her friends were waiting in frot of the apartment when I lef.

Of course, on the phone was a girl who was fluent in English. The real gir did not understand a word. Via Google translater, she told me that she is jobless, no student. And that the girl on the advertisement not exist, she confirmed.

[Michi T]

Eastgoing: About the SIM-card, incase you recharged just small money, the card will be valid just for very short time, that's the way it has been always in Poland. I buy evertime a new one, I already got a collection.

It has not always been that way! Please no wrong information! The money on my SIM card (about three years old) is always valid for one year!

[EastGoing]

There is now an updated version of my list of brothels.

Have some fun in Warsaw, and never forget to report back!

Great again! But I have a but: your updated list has many visits in 2013, where are your reports? . :P.

Quit german forums and upgrade, widen your horizonts, ISG family is bigger and needs your contribution! I esteem you as Warsaw's greatest reporter, your maps make me think about not cancelling Warsaw from my mongering list. I've been 3 times with Eva (not anymore a stunner, but still I'd visit her every day for the overall fun, inspite of language barrier) at Chalubinskiego thanks to your map, and I'm sure I could be happy with other girls from the places you mention and I wasn't able to find when I had my holidays. I think soon or later I'll go again, for a proper stay like last year, not just a connecting flight like last week. And I want to visit many of the places you report, having already done all the tourist staff I would have all the time and energy.

Carry on with the good work!

[Neuro666]

There is now an updated version of my list of brothels: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/...thels_2013.pdf

Have some fun in Warsaw, and never forget to report back!

[Neuro666]

Hello,

I have a friend going to waw soon, looking for a ok hotel for him. Do Metropol Hotel have keycard for lift? Anyone used it before and had girls on the room with no prob?

Metropol does not have keycards, breakfast is great, rooms are a bit noisy. Polecam! But I never tried to have escorts there.

[Steppenwolf11]

I was recently at the Sogo Stripclub. There were many girls but only 1-2 girls I liked. But all girls (english speaking and being Polish) were quite direct. Want a dance, want private room, want to spend a drink and so on. Not much time lost if there is no money involved. As there were warnings about going into a private room with a girl (the girls say you can have sex there. But staff and many comments on the internet suggest that its different) I declined all offers. Now when I asked their numbers they said because of the cameras they can't give it to me, only in the private room. So far so good. But one girl made a special offer: If I go with her into a private room she can leave the club afterwards and we can go to her apartment for sex. I was tempted but declined because I think it was just a promise and later on there would be excuses or she just wants too much money.

The prices were: 30zl entry. 50zl dance (no touch).100zl dance (with touching) and 500zl for private room (which I didn't pay)

[Boy1978]

Hi everyone!

I'm coming to Warsaw soon, and quite frankly I want to be sure that I can meet a top quality girl.

Budget / rates not an issue, so can anyone recommend an agency or girl (s) that are top notch?

Thanks!

Its like playing the lottery, so just call someone and see whats happening!